Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 376

Yu Qian: “Never heard of it! Nonsense, too much!”

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yu Qian himself was really too embarrassed, put his hands on the table and laughed directly.

But while still holding back his laugh, he had to raise his voice and shout so.

But at this moment, he is really out of fashion. Talking to this guy is simply a fun thing. There are own rhythms and things on the stage.

Looking away from him for a moment, I felt that this scene was lost.

From the bottom of my heart, I admire Guo Degang for accepting such a good apprentice.

Wang Hepeng also laughed and nodded vigorously, “Very good! Very good! You guys, how can you not let us respect such an old man.”

“Tsk!” Yu Qian smashed his mouth amidst the still halting laughter, “How can you respect this?”

“Anyway, I think people’s life is very good. If I retire in 50 or 60, I will also learn from him.”

“you?”

“Of course, but I may not be in the same state as the old Master kiss. First of all, if you think about him getting up on time, I may not be able to do it.

Wake up at six o’clock in the morning. ”

“Early to bed and early to rise, this is a good habit!”

“Health! I woke up at six o’clock, but didn’t open my eyes.”

“Did that wake up?”

“Look, if you don’t open your eyes, let yourself wake up all the way from top to bottom, and then you can do it slowly. Just get up immediately after you wake up. This is not good for the cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.”

“Eh, that’s how it is said.”

This is true, and waking up violently does have this harm. Finally, Wang Hepeng said right, and Yu Qian hurriedly agreed.

“The old man is lying on the bed, muttering slowly with his eyes closed.”

“What are you talking about!”

Wang Hepeng closed his eyes, “One sheep~two sheep~”

“Asleep again?”

“Open your eyes again, half past ten.”

“This is not to wake up at six o’clock.”

“After getting up, there is a servant in the family who specializes in serving his father’s servant. There is a servant who fetches water, holding a pot of hot water, and the old Master burns his feet first.”

“Get up in the morning with hot feet?”

“We don’t understand the health regimen. We all go to bed to scald our feet. Old Master Yu gets up and opens his eyes and scalds our feet first.”

“Why is this?”

“I forgot the night before.”

“If you forget, forget about it, you said these things.”

“After ironing my feet, I will wash my face in this basin.”

“Wash your face after ironing your feet?”

“Yeah! Bring the mouthwash cup again.” As soon as Wang Hepeng pulled his sleeve, gestured to hold the cup in his hand, he stooped down and scooped a cup of footwash, and started brushing his teeth.

Ha ha!

A lot of the audience laughed. In fact, when Wang Hepeng came up, there were a lot of laughs. The whole cross talk was full of big and small burdens.

“Good fellow!” Yu Qian couldn’t stand it anymore. “Only this pot of water this day.”

Wang Hepeng finished washing on the stage, and continued to speak, “Get up and go to the door when you are ready. There are people waiting for you. The old man has to drink a sip of pig milk first when he comes out.”

Yu Qian waved his hand, “The more you speak, the less plausible you are. Drinking milk, drinking goat’s milk, I didn’t drink this.”

“It turned out to be drinking milk. Later, I was injured by drinking milk.”

“What hurts you drinking milk.”

“Half of the drink, the cow sat down.”

“Go to drink milk under the belly of the cow?”

“This drinking of pig milk solves the problem fundamentally. This time, I will drink it softly with my little brother.”

“What are you guys doing! Where do you count.”

“This pig will come out after drinking. Take a walk. Move around first, then jogging. There is a ritual before running.”

“What kind of ritual, find a door to kick it with a bang, then turn your head and run. There must be a widow in the door here.”

“My father kicked the widow’s door, didn’t he?”

“Now I start to run, sweating all over. I ran to the river, going to swim.”

“How come to the river!”

“Hey!” Wang Hepeng sighed and let the audience know that there are some stories in it, “I went to the swimming pool a few years earlier, and then the swimming pool bullied your father.”

“Yo, what’s the matter?” Yu Qian said with concern when he reached this thing.

“Don’t let your father go.”

Standing up straight, Yu Qian looked at Wang Hepeng, “This is a bit too much, why bully him?”

Wang Hepeng looked at people everywhere, as if he was afraid of something, and said in a low voice, “The old man is naughty. He used to swim in the swimming pool. Later, he peeed in the pool.”

Yu Qian didn’t take it seriously. Many people did this kind of thing.

“Man, you have a short life, which is so rare and weird. Don’t you know that you are all peeing in the swimming pool.”

If Wang Hepeng didn’t know this, he wanted to explain, “But your father is different from them.”

“What’s the difference?”

“They are in the pool.”

“Where is my father?”

“On the jumping platform, you say who will make a face and who will not scold the street.”

The voice fell off.

The audience laughed a lot.

Many people pondered the picture.

“Hey! Why is he standing so high?” With a voice, Yu Qian turned his face away. This picture is really unimaginable.

“Stand high and see far. So I said no. But if you don’t let it go, let’s not let it go. It’s better to go to the river, no one cares. And there are a lot of old ladies who dance by the river.”

“old lady?”

Wang Hepeng nodded, learning the manner of the old man, smiling and raising his hand, “Sit there and watch me take off my clothes. Finally, I took off naked.”

“Naked!”

“Let you see the tattoo on my back.”

“The old man still has tattoos?”

“Drink! I hit the neck to the heel and got a whole hairtail tattooed.”

“It’s so ugly.”

“You have to take it all off.”

“how?”

“The hairtail doesn’t look good in pants.”

Yu Qian was very happy. “A hairtail doesn’t look good in pants, and my dad doesn’t look good if he doesn’t wear pants, do you know?”

“After that, the old man jumped into the water and became alive. He was copied with the net every day.”

“That’s when I saw that hairtail.”

“After coming up and going home, the housekeeper waited on him and waited for the old Master to eat himself.”

“what are we eating.”

“It’s easy to eat at noon. Generally speaking, you have to have a bowl of chicken soup. The old man picked it up at the vegetable market. He also has a pizza.”

“This is a foreign meal.”

“Since the pizza has been put, everyone else is waiting for it.

Master, do you need us to cut it for you? How many pieces to cut? It’s eight yuan or twelve yuan! ”

“Ask how to cut it.”

“Eight dollars! Who can eat twelve dollars.”

“Hiss~” Yu Qiandu took a breath of air, and there was no ambiguity in his words, “Is this old man swimming silly?”

“Cut it right, sit here, just the identity of this rich man, uninvited, squinting, all the food is served by others.”

“How can this be served?”.