Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 377

on the stage.

The two of them cupped and teased. As the teaser, Wang Hepeng looked at his uncle and began to explain to him.

“There are two people. There is only one person who picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of pizza, and one person was standing behind him.”

While talking about Wang Hepeng, he began to roll up the sleeves of his lab coat, pinching his left and right hands as if he was holding a head.

“This hand is holding the old Master’s chin, and the lower hand is holding his two hairs.”

“Oh!” Suddenly mentioning this, Yu Qian was anxious, and the old man had suffered too much from his hair.

“Just like that, your dad’s mouth opened decisively, and pizza was thrown into it. After everything was done, the person behind, dragging the old Master’s chin, started pouring up and down to help your dad swallow the food.”

“It’s better to die, it’s all vegetative.”

“That’s how you have an identity. After you’re full, you send it to the kang to sleep. Take a nap, open your eyes, and two o’clock in the afternoon.”

“Sleep not too short.”

“On this work and rest time is very accurate, get up at two o’clock, from the inside to the outside, close-fitting, vest, shirt, tie, waistcoat, a suit, top hat.

Put on a scarf and put on a beige coat.

The four servants helped to walk out.

Come back to the door. ”

“What’s wrong?”

“No pants on!!”

“Hi!!”

Ha ha ha ha!

There were a lot of people who were stunned by this sudden laugh. No wonder Wang Hepeng’s pile of introductions didn’t mention the pants at all.

“After that, wear close-fitting.

Long trousers, velvet trousers and wool trousers, suit trousers.

Put on your big leather shoes and go out again.

The four servants in front are holding bird cages, tea, snack boxes, and fruits. ”

In such a big posture, there are no small movements everywhere. Yu Qian also plays these things himself, curiously, “Why are you going?”

When Wang Hepeng saw his uncle, he didn’t hesitate to say, “Go to the toilet!”

“This is a little unbelievable.”

“how?”

“Wearing so much, still holding these, even using the bird cage to go to the toilet?”

“There is no toilet at home.”

“Then it’s even more unreasonable. Our house is so big, why don’t we have a toilet?”

“Forgot to bring it.”

“What kind of designer is this!”

“Living in a large quadrangle courtyard, there is no toilet, it is convenient to go to the public toilet.”

“It’s so awkward.”

“Following these four people with food and drink, what if he is half hungry? Can you cushion it!”

“Pull half and make up?”

Hahaha!

Suddenly, Yu Qian was in a divine applause and turned things out. Wang Hepeng himself felt Coke, and looked at his uncle, “Afternoon tea!”

“There is no toilet for afternoon tea!”

“Did you wipe your pants this afternoon!”

“Hi! You are disgusting!”

At this point, I don’t want to talk about anything, Wang Hepeng suddenly swiped another figure, and shouted, “Please!

When the servant asked, his father came out.

Ordinary people’s bungalows and public toilets are at the entrance of the hutong, and a few people come in first.

Just like what I was afraid of, looking left is staring right.

Finally, I reported a letter to Yu Qian’s father: Uncle, this is safe, you can come in. ”

“What are you afraid of going to the toilet?”

“Please!

Another invited your father to come in.

Public toilets, there are pits on both sides. All know your father.

Your father is very happy: Hello everyone! Very happy to see you. ”

“Follow the inspection.”

When the voice fell, Wang Hepeng suddenly smiled again, raised his chest, looked at the pits on both sides, stepped forward, stretched out his hands to shake hands with the person who was releasing his hands.

Seeing this, Yu Qian was startled and shouted, “Don’t shake your hand! Oh, you still don’t panic.”

Wang Hepeng didn’t care about this, his eyes lit up and saw a man going up to shake hands vigorously, “Oh, old friend, it’s been a long time.”

“Okay! You’re in the pit for someone! Who is so polite to you.”

“Don’t get up! Don’t get up!”

“Nonsense! Who can shake hands after half a stretch?”

“Come on, change clothes!”

“Why are you still changing clothes?”

“This suit needs to be taken off and needs to change to casual clothes.”

“Yes.” Yu Qian put his hands on the table and nodded violently when he heard this.

“Take off your hat, collar, coat, suit, vest, tie, shirt, vest!”

With these things again, Wang Hepeng was busy on stage, and his actions were different when he took off his various clothes.

When it was the last one, Wang Hepeng suddenly looked in front of him, and then stretched his hand behind his back as if to solve something.

With this action, Yu Qian laughed and stopped.

I was afraid that I could not stop this man, took a step, and both hands passed.

No way, I’m afraid I can’t stop this man, he can have something too much.

Seeing this action below, I was too happy, sir, there is no need to untie the back of the clothes.

“¨‖Huh~~~”

The audience decisively began to booze.

Yu Qian didn’t give up, and kept tapping his right hand, wanting to ask an answer, “Man, you made it clear. I can see it, what is this?”

Wang Hepeng himself had the same point, and he couldn’t really say it, and he said loudly, “Ball pants!! This was changed by the Children’s Bank at the time.”

“It’s true.” Yu Qian raised the corner of his mouth and shook his head straight.

That thing and action just now was just a small hanging.

And the good guy, let him connect, and there is nothing wrong with the explanation.

Yu Qian also looked at the audience with a smile on his face, and liked this paragraph very much.

Wang Hepeng: “After taking it off, you will be naked from bottom to top!”

Yu Qian: “Naked again.”

Wang Hepeng: “It’s the same as swimming by the river.”

Yu Qian: “Don’t mention that.”

Wang Hepeng: “Afterwards, put on a new pair of slippers.”

Yu Qian: “What’s the use?”

Wang Hepeng: “That’s the identity! Tell the four servants, go back with your clothes, and hang them up first.”

Yu Qian: “Go back? What do people do?”

Wang Hepeng: “People are here!”

Yu Qian: “How fresh.”

“Everyone is gone. Yu Qian’s father looked at the people in these pits, everyone, it’s mine!!” With a fluff of his coat, Wang Hepeng took his legs and walked out directly from his position.

Walked two or three meters in a row.

At this moment, Yu Qian was not able to stop him, knowing that the man had a good time, he quickly added, “How can there be such a righteous word in going to the toilet.”

After walking out, Wang Hepeng came back slowly and spoke into the microphone, “That’s what I meant.”

“That’s it! Don’t toss, you will fall into the pit again.”.