Daily American Drama

Hospital.

I didn't! I didn't. I didn't...

Facing Adam's banter, Penny strongly denied it at first, but under Adam's gaze, this denial became weaker and weaker, and then she said a little annoyed: I don't believe that those good friends of yours don't have tattoos, and I guess you have tattooed people yourself!

I don't have that many bad tastes.

Adam laughed and said, I'm not a Tao brother, I need to use this method to show ownership, besides, most of my female friends are very independent, and generally don't have tattoos... Well, except for other good friends, I Good friend Ted Mosby in New York once had a butterfly tattooed on his lower back.

Butterfly?

Penny laughed straight away: Is he gay?

no.

Adam joked: He has always dreamed of pursuing his true destiny, and now he has really found it, and his life is very happy.

Now the only thing left is to have both sons and daughters. By the way, they have already thought of a name for their daughter in advance. Guess what?

You won't be called Petunia?

Penny was surprised.

right.

Adam nodded: Ted likes to collect all kinds of coins.

Petunia's name is very popular, but it has the same pronunciation as the British penny, a penny.

The proverb says: Pick up a penny and good luck will come!

oh god.

Petunia frowned, with a look of disgust on her face: It was such a wonderful thing, but I couldn't help but not think of Howard's wretched face. It's really disappointing.

Ha ha.

Adam couldn't help laughing.

Howard did everything he could to tease Penny, and naturally he would not miss the proverbs related to Penny.

He once said to Petunia: If you find a penny, you will have good luck~

The proverb was still the same proverb, but when it came into Howard's mouth, combined with his extremely obscene expression, Petunia immediately felt the discomfort that the idiom dictionary in the East Country would be destroyed.

She couldn't face the proverb now either.

Hmm.

Sheldon has always been ignorant of these things, and suddenly thought: Is this why Mrs. Gunderson downstairs calls Leonard Deer?

What?!

Petunia couldn't believe her ears: What did you say?

I said I heard Mrs. Gunderson downstairs calling Leonard a goodie.

Sheldon said bluntly: I didn't know the reason before, but now that I think about it, it should have appeared after you got the tattoo of Yong. The two should be related.

Having said that, he looked at Adam uncertainly: Right?

right!

Adam laughed.

Oh, my god!

Petunia covered her face with a flushed face.

no!

Sheldon continued to insert the knife straightforwardly: You usually pray like this, but after that time you also like to shout, this is calling Leonard's name, isn't it?

of course!

Adam ignored Penny, who was covering her face, and explained to Sheldon in a serious manner: Sheldon, you forgot, who is Leonard?

Every time he talks about all kinds of weird promotion tools, he must have a high opinion!

indeed!

Sheldon thought for a while, then nodded: He likes horses very much...

Da da da!

Petunia couldn't listen anymore, and subconsciously imitated Leonard's classic interrupting voice.

Hahaha.

Adam laughed again.

Adam!

Petunia immediately understood what Adam was laughing at, she was so embarrassing that she was about to go to bed.

Oh I see.

Shelton realized it later, but said his guess in a serious manner: Da da da, this is the secret signal that Leonard often uses to interrupt others. Now it seems that this is clearly the sound of horseshoes, Leonard That's the horse!

Although it's a little bit upside down, it's true!

Adam couldn't stop laughing: Petunia's word brave also has a tattoo of loneliness.

Under normal circumstances, the word brave is quite interesting.

But what happened? Leonard should be useless, and he was turned into a guest, so he couldn't see it at all.

Penny went straight out.

Wait, I'll see you off, don't worry, this topic will stop here, I won't talk about it.

Seeing this, Adam stopped, apologized with a smile, and drove Penny and Sheldon back.

in the car.

Sheldon was unsurprisingly sitting in the passenger seat.

Penny sat in the back.

The scene was quite quiet.

Petunia, are you still embarrassed by your nickname for Leonard?

Sheldon looked at Penny in the rearview mirror.

No, I was just wondering if I should open the door and jump out of the car.

Penny complained.

You can't do it.

Sheldon laughed: I saw Adam lock the car door, which is one of the reasons I admire Adam's driving the most.

I do not want to talk!

cried Penny.

ok.

Sheldon agreed.

The scene was quiet again for a few seconds.

Actually, you don't have to feel embarrassed.

Sheldon spoke again: The public opinion environment here is much better than ours in Texas.

uh-huh.

Petunia squinted at him.

I mean it.

Shelton looked sideways: Do you know why I always use the word coitus to describe it?

What other words do you want to use?

Penny complained.

S-E-X was a taboo word when we were kids, in our state of Texas.

Sheldon explained: My sister Missy was getting interested in it and was asking new priests about it at mission school.

Then the priest felt that it was necessary to carry out reasonable science popularization, so as to divert the attention of boys and girls like my sister whose hormones started to play tricks, and help them establish a healthy view of gender.

But as soon as the news got out.

The phone number of the church office was rang off by parents who heard the news. People were very disturbed and angry that the priest taught this.

oh.

Seeing that Sheldon was indeed talking about the business, talking about her own feelings, Penny also put away the initial embarrassment and hostility, and substituted into that environment: Then what happened next?

Of course it was cancelled.

Shelton said: A lot of the church's income comes from donations from believers in the local parish. How dare they ignore such strong opposition.

Actually, don't blame those parents.

Adam smiled and said: Look at the files about the church's privacy, and see how many boys and girls were raped by priests and pastors in the church, and you will know why those parents are sensitive.

Do you have these files?

Sheldon asked curiously, Can I see it?

forget it.

Adam shook his head: After you read it, you can't help but quote it. I'm worried that Mrs. Cooper's heart will not be able to bear it.

Mother Sheldon is a very devout believer, how to break the precept in private is one thing, at least on the surface.

After all, according to their self-delusion, all you need to do is confess and you will be forgiven.

Don't you see that many of those criminals are religious, and they often go to church to confess.

A monk said: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately.

This is enough to cause criticism.

And the people in the world of American dramas are simply Fang Tangjing as a monk!

Hold the butcher's knife high, then put it down and repent, and become a Buddha and an angel directly. After going out, turn your head and raise the butcher's knife again, then repent and go to heaven again, constantly jumping left and right.

No one knows how to play like Fang Tangjing!

It's a pity that the world of American dramas is darker than the Qing Dynasty, and there is no Bao Longxing to beat these great monks Fang Tangjing and others.

All right.

Once Sheldon heard it, he didn't want to read it anymore.

As Adam said, once he read it, when his mother quoted the Bible to teach, he couldn't help but refute it with the dark history of the church.

He cares more about his mother than talking about his beliefs.

He didn't want to piss his mother off.

Then what?

Petunia doesn't care what's wrong with the church.

She only believed in crooked ways like crystals and voodoo, and she didn't believe in the orthodox ways of the church.

It should have ended here.

Shelton glanced at Petunia, and continued: But the turmoil spread, because Missy repeatedly asked about the content of the church, and the news spread quickly.

Missy begins to be isolated at school, comes back arguing with her mother, and lies in bed crying.

And I have to stand by her window to prevent her from running away from home again.

It's too hard for me.

Speaking of this, he sighed deeply, sighing at the fact that he himself had carried everything on his small shoulders at such a young age.

Did Missy run away from home afterwards?

Penny asked.

of course not.

Sheldon said dissatisfied: I'm standing outside the window, how did she get away? Did you understand what I was saying?

...

Penny's face darkened, and she complained, Who knows what your point is?!

The point is why I use words such as coitus instead of S-EX to describe it.

Sheldon glared at Petunia, shaking his head at Penny's IQ: I was very confused to see the nervous and angry parents, and Missy who was affected by this and shed tears.

So I went to the wise man I was most familiar with at the time.

Dr. John Sturgess.

At that time, he was working as a clerk in a supermarket.

etc!

Petunia couldn't help but interrupted: How could he, a doctor, be a store clerk in a supermarket?

This is normal.

Adam explained: Scientists, especially theoretical geniuses, see the world differently from ordinary people, and they can easily fall into the state of insanity in the eyes of ordinary people.

Dr. Sturgis was in a mental institution.

After I came out, I gave up the scientific research I had done in university all my life, and chose to do some fresh jobs with pure physical strength.

Oh, my god!

Petunia was surprised: This is too pitiful, wait, won't Sheldon be like this in the future?

Probably.

Sheldon nodded: But I don't think there is anything pitiful about it. Dr. Sturgis is really pitiful that he didn't win the Nobel Prize in Physics.

Don't doubt.

Adam laughed and said: Scientists suddenly want to try another job. There are many. For example, a scientist tried to make a fast food truck before and never came back.

He's been working in a food truck all this time?

Penny was dumbfounded.

Otherwise, why do you think that when Sheldon made Leonard and the others too angry, why were they muttering about buying Sheldon a fast food truck?

Adam laughed and said, In order to make Sheldon disappear from their lives, they would rather raise money to buy one for Sheldon, hoping that Sheldon will learn from that predecessor.

Hmph, so that's the case.

Sheldon suddenly said: But I don't like fast food trucks.

they know.

Adam laughed and said, The food truck is just a name. Once they make up their minds, they can always find your 'food truck'.

Oh, Sheldon~

Penny looked at Sheldon sympathetically.

What's wrong?

Sheldon said indifferently: Actually, I am looking forward to them finding it, so that I can get one of my favorite gifts for free.

Okay, I get it now!

I want a train, as long as they buy me a train and let me be a train driver, I will be a train driver!

Glad to know this useful information.

Petunia was speechless: Can we continue talking about this wise doctor now? How did he tell you?

He doesn't know either.

Sheldon said: He has never had this kind of experience, but a wise man is worthy of being a wise man. He immediately verified it with his actions. He found a customer who bought things to ask about this situation, and then he was fired.

How is this a wise man?

Penny complained.

Because it let us all know that this kind of thing is really taboo in Texas.

Shelton took it for granted: And I was also deeply inspired. After I went back, I looked through the dictionary overnight and found the most neutral word to describe what sometimes has to be described.

So the coitus was chosen by you?

Petunia's mouth twitched.

Yes.

Sheldon nodded.

Most unisex?

Petunia raised her voice.

Yes.

Sheldon nodded unconsciously: Since I chose this word, everything has become more natural, and there is no more discomfort...

That's because you never got a chance to say the word, and you left Texas after that.

Adam reminded.

So that's how it is.

Petunia was stunned: I mean, compared to this neutral coitus, I think S-E-X is more pleasant, more natural and less embarrassing!

All right.

Sheldon shrugged and said, For you, it seems to be the case.

……What do you mean?

Petunia reached out and tugged at Sheldon's collar with one hand.

I mean...

Sheldon was about to explain frankly.

Da da da.

Adam interrupted with a smile: That's the end of this topic, Penny pays attention to your hands, you don't want to become one-armed Penny in the future, or your arms are out of coordination, right?

Petunia loosened Sheldon's collar angrily.

now it's right.

Adam joked: If there is something wrong with the arm, how can you hold the rein with both hands in the future?

...

Petunia looked at Adam angrily.

next morning.

Leonard came back from camping and saw Sheldon coming out of Penny's apartment, he was very surprised: Why are you in Penny's apartment?

I forgot to take the key in a hurry, open the door quickly.

Sheldon urged.

Is there anything I need to know?

Leonard opened the door while still asking with some doubts.

Oh, I see why Mrs. Gunderson calls you Deer.

Sheldon said as he went in.

...

Leonard immediately lowered his head in embarrassment: That's it?

Oh, and I know what fiends with benefits are, thanks Penny!

Sheldon added another sentence, happily entering his bedroom.

Leonard: ...