Daily American Drama

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What does it mean to thank Penny for letting you know what is called friends with benefits?!

Leonard chased after him, pulled Sheldon and asked.

Even if it was Mitotic Sheldon who said this, his scalp was numb and his head was heavy.

Literally.

Shelton was puzzled and said, Just as a friend, I will help you and you will help me.

that's it?

Leonard stared at Sheldon, believing it or not: That's all you learned all day?

oh.

Sheldon suddenly said: And I know, you are a stallion!

Why do you say that?

The corners of Leonard's mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Adam pointed out a few details that I didn't usually pay attention to.

Sheldon said with great interest: First, every time you talk about the huge promotion tool, you must talk about it, and the angle is novel.

Especially when it comes to horses.

Second, every time you stop me from speaking, the signal you give me is da da da. I used to pay attention to it, but now I was reminded by Adam that it was actually the sound of horseshoes.

Third, I heard Mrs. Gunderson call you to drive, and I heard Petunia call, which is actually the sound of a horse riding.

So you subconsciously feel that you are actually a horse, and a stallion at that, don't you?

It's all unconscious.

Leonard smiled reservedly.

He has never been shy about his desire for this and for others to recognize him.

Leslie called him Beast.

Petunia told him to drive.

These are pure compliments!

Too.

Shelton pursed his lips and tilted his head: Even if it's a horse, it's still a pony.

...Stop talking about horses!

The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched, and he said displeasedly, By the way, how did you mention this? And why is Adam here?

Because Penny has the word yong on the back of her right buttock, we talked about it when we went to the hospital...

Sheldon said.

etc!

Leonard said with a dark face: How do you know that there is a word Yong behind Penny's right buttock?!

Because I saw it.

Sheldon didn't hide it: It's very clear, but at first I thought it was the word soup...

Why~why~?

Leonard gritted his teeth and said word by word.

Because Penny fell in the bathtub.

Sheldon was dissatisfied with being interrupted, and frowned at Leonard: Then call me and let me take her to the hospital!

Penny fell down, is it serious?

When Leonard heard this, his expression eased, and he asked nervously, Where is she now?

It's just a broken bone. Adam said it's not serious and has come back.

Sheldon said.

I'll go and see her. Even if you want to send her to the hospital and get dressed, why don't you close your eyes?

Leonard said he was going to Penny's apartment, walked a few steps, stopped again, and couldn't help complaining to Sheldon.

Even if it is mitotic Sheldon, even if there is a reason for the incident, it is a bit awkward for him that his roommate sees his girlfriend's ass.

I closed my eyes at first.

Sheldon said confidently: But the effect is not good. I held her shoulders and wanted to dress her, but what I grabbed was not the arm...

do not talk!

Leonard's face darkened again, and he didn't want to listen any more.

I felt like I was two years old again...

Sheldon couldn't help but close his eyes and describe it.

Damn it!

Leonard grumbled and walked out.

He had probably guessed it before, and when he heard Sheldon talk about how he felt when he was two years old, he knew immediately that what he guessed was the truth.

Because Sheldon had a memory when he was two years old.

Tell me, after such an accident, should I take a sneak peek or close my eyes?

Sheldon called out to the back of Leonard who was leaving in a hurry.

in a few days.

Petunia, are you sure?

Howard proposed a date for the four of them. Bernadette hesitated and asked, How is your injury?

A little injury, it doesn't matter.

Penny didn't care.

Now it is discovered that it is the advantage of our short stature?

Howard joked: We have a low center of gravity and won't fall off a big pier. Of course, this is also my fault. At that time, I took your horse to watch the meteor shower, but we all know you are super brave.

Speaking of this, I really couldn't hold back, and started laughing.

Bernadette looked at Penny and smiled too.

Obviously she also heard the ins and outs of Penny's super brave terrier from Howard.

Yeah, you're short, so you can hide behind the kitchen counter and stand up and make out with your cousin without fear of being spotted.

Penny glanced at Leonard, and immediately replied, Oh, although there is no one there, there is a salted fish witness. We must order some salted fish later, so that you can relive the taste.

Leonard!

When Howard heard it, he immediately glared at Leonard: You actually told her this?!!!

Feel sorry.

Leonard said without apology: If you knew this kind of funny thing, wouldn't you tell Bernadette when you were chatting afterwards?

What cousin making out, what salted fish?

Bernadette frowned.

It's like this...

Petunia told howard and the three of them went to stay overnight to watch the Leonid meteor shower, and when they looked up at the stars and chatted casually, they told about the experience of salted fish that Howard talked about.

Ouch.

Bernadette suddenly looked disgusted.

That's my distant cousin.

Howard quickly explained: The kind that can legally marry!

yes.

Penny adjusted her temper: It's actually okay, and Bernadette, you have also gained a very valuable experience, that is, if you want Howard to be brave enough, then take a piece of salted fish and be ready at all times~

I was wrong.

Seeing that Bernadette frowned tightly, Howard didn't dare to continue, so he quickly gave up.

Leonard helped to smooth things over, and ended the mutual confrontation about who is the bravest and how to be the bravest.

in the car.

Don't be so careful, I'm fine!

Seeing that Leonard was busy and treated her like a disabled person, Penny immediately became unhappy, pushed Leonard away with one hand, and got into the passenger seat easily.

I'm worried about you.

Leonard laughed along.

Don't worry.

Petunia smiled and said, My bad luck is over, good luck is coming, and my career will usher in a new starting point.

How to say?

Leonard got into the driver's seat and asked curiously while fastening his seat belt.

Bernadette and Howard also looked over curiously.

You swear not to laugh at me.

Petunia also wanted to tell the good news, but she still had a vaccination.

Of course, I would never laugh at you.

Leonard swears as he starts the car.

ok.

Penny gave Howard a warning look, then smiled and said, Didn't I fall in the bathtub this time, so unlucky, I went to ask my psychic.

She told me that this time I fell and broke my bone, I broke my previous bad luck, and my life will be smooth sailing from now on. This is the fracture point of my life.

When I'm well, I'll get a national ad right away...

Hahaha.

Leonard couldn't listen anymore, and laughed loudly: Are you serious? You asked a psychic for career advice?

A good one never laughs.

Howard was dumbfounded.

It's not the same as those liars!

Penny looked at the steering wheel held in Leonard's hand, resisted the urge to throw her arm over, and explained patiently: She wrote a book, and she also has her own website.

Oh, why didn't you say so sooner?

Leonard sarcastically said with a suppressed smile: Not everyone is qualified to apply for a website... Hahahaha.

Why are you so mean?

Petunia was amazed at Leonard's meanness and his unprecedented boldness.

Is it true that you don't cherish what you get?

Even people like Leonard?

You find it strange?

Leonard still didn't react, and still laughed in a serious manner: Didn't your psychic tell you the reason? Hahahaha.

said.

Petunia sneered and said, She said we were going to break up soon, that's why you are so mean because you are unwilling.

...

Leonard felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his head, and immediately woke up. He noticed Penny's icy face, as if he had gone to Gotham City, his heart skipped a beat, and he said with a sneer, Penny, you're just kidding. You don't mind.

hehe.

Petunia sneered: That's not what my psychic said. She was very serious. Guess my attitude towards her?

I really didn't mean to.

Leonard insisted on paying no.

But it's a pity that the way she said she was going to laugh and then laughed wildly just now really hurt Penny's eyes.

What makes her even more upset is that Leonard, the former licking dog, seems to be the same as other men, and he doesn't cherish it very much after getting it.

This is too much!

Howard, Bernadette, help me!

Seeing that he was at a loss, Leonard could only ask for help from the back row.

Sorry, this is your business, we agreed...

Howard let go of Bernadette, said something, and kissed her again.

...

Leonard's mouth twitched.

Before the four of them dated, Howard specifically said that he was a passionate man, and that he could be extremely passionate at any time during the date, and asked Leonard to cooperate when the time came, and he would do the same with Penny, lest Bernadette Awkward.

Leonard Nahui felt that he and Penny started earlier than Howard and Bernadette, and they must surpass them in all kinds of enthusiasm routines, so he agreed.

How could such a situation occur.

The party of four eventually broke up.

the next day.

Leonard shamelessly drove Penny to the hospital.

Because someone was so angry last night, went back to the apartment, and hurt himself again.

You have to be careful, otherwise the injury will not only heal more slowly, but also may leave sequelae.

Adam checked and reminded.

I know, it won't happen in the future.

Penny said coldly.

Blame me.

Leonard snorted.

When Penny went to take an X-ray, Adam smiled at Leonard and said, What's wrong?

last night……

After Leonard explained the matter, seeing that Petunia was not there, he was a little dissatisfied and said, I think I'm right, Adam, you are also a scientist, how can you trust a liar like a psychic!

Don't ask me.

Adam shrugged and said, If you want to continue with Petunia, you have to accept this, and I know that Petunia still believes in ghosts, astrology, pyramid power, voodoo and so on.

No way?

Leonard wailed, I'm a scientist, how can I date a girl like that?

It's you who have already met Petunia, that's why you say such things.

Adam teased: Before it was changed, you would never have such an idea, but you would only say that Penny is so innocent and cute, and you still believe this~

I won't...

Leonard's face turned awkward, it was indeed him, but of course he didn't want to admit it, so he quickly changed the subject: Adam, what do you think I should do?

Do you have any other options?

Adam looked at Leonard in surprise.

...Does it mean that in order to be with Petunia, I have to pretend that I believe and give up my true self?

Leonard said unwillingly.

Penny also pretended to be for you.

Adam joked.

Adam!

Leonard smiled wryly.

Well, let me put it this way.

Instead of joking, Adam started drawing on the whiteboard with a marker, first drawing a big circle: This is the whole universe!

Then draw a small circle inside the big circle: This is the collection of women you want to have sex with.

After speaking, he drew a smaller circle next to Xiaoyuan, intersecting with Xiaoyuan at two points: This is a collection of women who are also willing to have sex with you.

Although this common interval is small, it's okay if the whole universe is just a great circle.

Leonard comforted himself.

I'm not done yet.

Adam glanced at him, took a marker pen and drew a smaller circle in the intersection of the small circle and the small circle, which happened to be tangent to the small circle and the small circle respectively: This is the opportunity you have the opportunity to meet. superior.

I know, there is no need to draw.

Leonard said speechlessly: No matter how small it is, it is still an area with infinite possibilities!

you are wrong.

Adam smiled and ticked off the intersection of Xiaoyuan, Xiaoxiaoyuan, and Xiaoxiaoyuan: This is the number of women you have the opportunity to have sex with in this life.

Four?

Looking at the four intersections, Leonard couldn't help shouting, Only four? I've already had more than that...

Having said this, he stood there in a daze, silently calculating.

North Universe spy Joyce King, Leslie Winkle, Penny, plus Rajesh's sister Pulya, exactly four.

Although he had fantasized about having a child with Penny who was smart and beautiful when he first met.

But he wasn't so sure Penny was his last woman yet.

Emmm.

In other words, like many masters, he didn't have many other requirements in his life, but in this regard, he absolutely didn't want to have only four, but only wanted more.

This is not only in line with the reproductive needs of human physiology, but also in line with the overall evolutionary needs of human beings.

My fault.

Adam patted his forehead, stretched out his hand to straighten Leonard's hands, opened his palms to face up, then took a marker pen, and tapped each of Leonard's left and right palms: Almost forgot about the two sisters! Your There should be more than four in a lifetime, it should be six!

Leonard: ...