Dimensional Eroders

With the fall of Chenghuang, the balance of Yin and Yang in Qingping Town was broken. During the night, the Hundred Ghosts walked at night, and every day, someone fell silently at home, unable to get up again.

The atmosphere of the city is becoming increasingly depressed, and feelings of despair, fear, and pessimism begin to rise. At this moment, two shops opened at the same time on the central street of Qingping Town, bringing hope to desperate people.

The two shops are opened together, adjacent to each other. They are called "Baozhilin", a magnificent medical hall with its own backyard, and a two-story restaurant "Baiyulou".

The former ‘Baozhilin’, which claims to be resurrected by Ganoderma lucidum (Fufu poisonous mushroom), has grown into a forest, which is inexhaustible.

The proprietor’s name is ‘Doctor Sha (Sha Sha?)’, which is very mysterious. Since the opening of the medical hall, he has never seen his face, and the technique of pulse diagnosis is superb. During the consultation, I always hide myself behind the screen and never ask out aloud. I almost never touch any of the ‘wang, smell, and question’.

The patients went in blankly, for a moment, and then came out with a dumbfounded look, but in the end they were always cured and praised.

The signs are as famous as the ‘Mysterious Proprietor Online Suspension’, and there are various ‘Ganoderma (Ganoderma lucidum) immortal medicines’ that are very luxurious and inexpensive.

This medical clinic lives up to the reputation of "Baozhilin", and indeed will add to every packet of medicine, "Ganoderma lucidum", which is strange in shape and color, and it is not included in the cost.

Other doctors and pharmacists who are jealous of the "Baozhilin" business have calculated that the price of each package of medicinal materials is basically the cost price of other medicinal materials after removing the Ganoderma lucidum. It is almost incomprehensible. No wonder the owner's surname is "silly".

Whenever you buy medicine, it will not be superfluous. On the contrary, it blends perfectly with other medicinal materials and further stimulates the "Ganoderma lucidum" that enhances the medicinal power. This kind of conscience has greatly stimulated the human weakness of patients who are greedy for petty and cheap things.

At the same price, wouldn't it be beautiful to buy a piece of Ganoderma lucidum and grass here in "Silly Doctor"? Even wealthy households who are not ill are keen to come to this store and prescribe a pack of aphrodisiac medicine. The effect is good.

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The "Bai Yu Lou", which opened for business together with "Bao Zhi Lin", is faster and more famous.

On the day of the opening of the "Baiyulou", the owner Bai Dashan offered free porridge and disaster relief, bringing a touch of warmth to Qingping Town, the funeral of the street hanging on the white road.

Due to the large number of ghosts roaming around at night, even though the ‘power of shelter’ brought by the yamen in the city is still working hard, as long as the doors are not deceived by demons and open at night, it is difficult for low-level ghosts to actively invade the mansion.

However, when a group of ghosts cross the border, the ghosts cry and howling wolves disturb people's minds. In addition, the yin qi is too heavy, which can penetrate the weak ‘shelter power’ and absorb the vitality of the yang qi of the mortals in the house. The smaller the family, the smaller the adobe house + the small population + the fear in the heart, the more Yang Qi the ghost **** away.

There was even a poor scholar who couldn't bear the lingering voice of the female ghost outside the house, and was fascinated by the evil heart and turned to the courage, suddenly opened the door, panting for breath and stretched out his hand to pull the female ghost into the house, teaching him the words of the saint, and tempering himself 'Confucian magical powers'.

During the daytime, the scholar simply prostituted three bowls of Ganoderma lucidum porridge at the entrance of the "Baiyulou". That night, I didn't make a detailed watch, but just said that the next day, there was an extra girl in the courtyard who was ruddy, gentle and charming, who was proficient in melody, but didn't like to bask in the sun.

In less than a year, the scholar, because his wife has a good housekeeping, has no worries about wealth and peace of mind to study and practice. Not only does she often eat and drink in Baiyulou, but her wife also goes to Baozhilin to take medicine to invigorate the kidney, and her body becomes stronger and more intelligent, and she is not only a scholar. Later, he participated in Qiuwei, hunting a nest of white foxes and hit Juren.

Soon, the scholar Jinyi returned to his hometown, and he accepted a house with a beautiful concubine (white hair Lolita) with a crane-fat girl. Family harmony, raise the eyebrows. The daughter-in-laws were tamed and obedient, honoring the elderly, and eventually had more children.

Of course, these are things to follow.

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Due to the chaos caused by hundreds of ghosts at night in Qingping Town, every day is light, the residents in the city are generally mentally weak, physically weak, lack of yang, and most of them are sick. Although they will not die, they all seem to have been kissed forcibly by a ‘dementor’.

The whole city was full of panic, but he didn't dare to escape from the city because it was more dangerous outside. In this case, the food at home is also reduced. Then, the "Baiyulou" suddenly opened, and the boss propped up the awning at the entrance of the store, and offered free porridge to supplement the weak and hungry civilians.

This move not only added word-of-mouth and established a reputation for the store, but also advertised the "Baozhilin" next door. Because Ganoderma is added to the medicated porridge!

On the opening day, the business of "Baiyulou" was flat, but the porridge shed at the door was very hot. After all, taking advantage of it is a virtue shared by all humans in the multiverse, from the celestial dynasty leading the egg mother to the zero dollar purchase of Homie on the west coast.

Learned that there was medicinal porridge that was given, and Ganoderma lucidum was also added. Even the dying grandmother came back to the light, carrying her grandson on crutches and rushing to line up. Among them, there are many Poker, foul-smelling aunts, and old bad men who treat the ‘big good white people’ as fools, take the lead in looting, or play tricks.

Although the owner of Baiyulou is willing to give birth to a Buddha in Shi Wanjia, he is not a fool who allows others to use prostitutes. I saw a group of young men and women wearing strange blue costumes suddenly rushed out from the restaurant, swarming them, waving their sticks in their hands, ignoring men, women, and children. Anyone who disturbed the order would be beaten and mercilessly until the bones and muscles were cracked and wailed. Only reluctantly gave up.

The desolation of the troublemakers was terrible and terrible, which deeply shocked all white prostitutes. But watching the excitement is also a human virtue, coupled with the temptation of prostitution, no one wants to leave, so it is more orderly while watching and eating, with relish.

Not long after, this restaurant even came to hear the news, and the small yamen who wanted to blackmail the tax collection were also crippled and crippled with blood all over the floor, seeing that they could not survive.

Of course, there is a reason why ‘Bai Shanren’ can be called this name. Next, it is the moment to witness the mutual exchange of business.

Boss Bai gave an order, and the young ladies in blue clothes quickly carried the patient into the newly opened "Bao Zhi Lin" next door for first aid. In less than half an hour, a group of bandaged mummies were carried out.

People who were originally angry with gossamer, broken bones, bleeding from seven orifices, and dying, even though they were still lying flat at this time, they became full of breath, screamed, screaming, screaming, crying, confessing, begging for forgiveness .

The two closely related shops have made their name.

Of course, some doctors among the onlookers suspected that the "Baozhilin" used the tiger wolf medicine, and the patient who was only agitated returned to the light. In order to deter other white prostitutes from observing order, Boss Bai hung the group of patients on the railings between the two shops and allowed people to visit and pay their respects. He still stood on the sidelines. The wooden board, filled with introductions, seems to be the head of the death row at Caishikou.

In doing so, it is not only to kill the chickens, but also to let other people who want to take advantage of them stand in line; on the other hand, it is also to promote in the two stores.

They only need to hang for seven consecutive days, with wind and rain every day. Except for two meals of medicated porridge in Baiyulou, they hang themselves.

Seven days later, not only was he healed from his injuries, but he would not be murdered by demons or monsters at night. This not only shows that the two shops have a great background, but also proves that Dr. Sha is really good at learning and the magic of the food in the Bai Lao restaurant. Properly large advertising.

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After the two shops quickly became famous and benefited the people. A restaurant in a mere district still can't really satisfy the nearly 30,000 shortfall. At the same time, when Bailang opens a store, it is not purely a charity, it must be profitable. In the end, he overestimated the quality of the residents of this small town. There are too many prostitutes.

The free porridge service lasted for four days, and the patients hanging outside the store were not eaten by the monsters. After the initial establishment of the two stores, Lang changed his marketing strategy.

From that day on, the streets and alleys of Qingping Town suddenly saw a group of young and beautiful women wearing uniform blue fancy outfits (uniforms).

The appearance of this group of people is clearly separated from the realistic style of human beings. If you look at it for a long time, you will think of the paper piercing people used in funerals, which can easily trigger the uncanny valley effect.

But what do mortals who have never seen the world in remote areas know? In the imperial capital of Great Chu, the real beauties and handsome boys look like this!

The handsome men and beauties from these big cities also brought the most popular ‘blue uniform’ in the capital, with five prominent characters written on the back: "Hungry to death?" 】

In order to prevent local residents from intimidating, the employees of Baiyulou wearing masks rode wooden oxen horses with two wheels every day, installed a large food box behind them, walked the streets and alleys, broke into the house with violence, and targeted poverty alleviation. Locked down the vulnerable civilians who are widows, widows and loneliness who really need help, and shouted: "Hungry to death? Those who are not dead should say, I am coming in!"

Then he broke into the house, and rescued those poor people who really needed help, and pulled them back from the death line. And this exaggerated shouting and breaking the door also attracted the curious onlookers of the neighbors, and it was also considered an alternative advertising.

Just like that, [Hungry to death? 】The organization quickly became famous, and there were countless people alive in troubled times. The owner of the "Baiyulou" also has the reputation of being the Buddha of Wanjia.

These from the imperial capital [starved to death? 】Painted employees, at the same time as the daily routine, precise and violent disaster relief. The business of ‘Baiyulou’ is also booming, and at the same time a ‘membership card’ that has been squeezed into wool has been introduced. Members can receive one boiled egg and a slice of spicy duck neck for free every day.

The former supplements a certain amount of nutrition, restores vitality, and is not troubled by night yin qi. If the latter is eaten at night, you can feel a strong burning sensation, grilling the internal organs in the stomach and continuing for half a night, bringing Comparable to the warmth of vodka.

It is enough to help poor people who are hungry and cold to survive the most difficult night, and the price is very close to the people.

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In this way, Bailang, the dragon who crossed the river, successfully took root in Qingping Town in just one week. Not only did he find out the various forces, but also explored the situation of the ghost cave "City God Temple", as well as the power division and strength of the ghosts in the underworld. Strong and weak.

The local yamen are just a group of mortals. When he showed the lineup of more than a hundred blue knights in "White Jade Tower", the yamen with a total strength of less than 40 men decisively gave up the idea of ​​revenge and trouble.

For Lang, the biggest threat is the town’s protection against demons to'resist, repel, and suppress'.

This power not only fights against the ghost of the underworld and becomes a demon, but also rejects the [starved to death?] who suppressed him? 】Staff. Fortunately, on the eve of the opening, Salf successfully overcome this problem.

The way to crack it is Fufu's [Gourmet] (Ability column 5).

The demons under Bailang's command, except for the old goat's "Water Pen Pill", were unified by Fu Fu implanted a "Magic Circuit" to transform the demon's body and complete the formatting of the power system.

The good news is that although the gods in this world are mentally handicapped, disabled, bankrupt, semi-retired, and system malfunctions, they have excellent compatibility and the ‘magic system’ has also been identified as the ‘magic technique.’

Even better news, because the little demons stretch their hips because of their strength, the cost of transformation is extremely low. On average, a demon only needs to inject three ‘magic circuits’ to cleanse the muscles and condense the most inferior ‘whiteboard magic marking’, which is used to carry the ‘secret medicine sequence’ and form a unique ‘secret medicine magic’.

The reserves of ‘redstone’ in Salf’s body are sufficient to restore 81 circuits per day (the maximum limit). After this round of transformation, the nature of the demons has not changed too much, and the ‘pollution distortion’ in the body has not been reduced, but it has been replaced with a ‘magic system’ supervised and manipulated by Salph. It regulates and hides the ‘pollution’ and the ‘monstery’, with the inferior ‘paper-wrapped artificial pen-painting skin’, so you can freely move around in the city.

At the same time, this set of "Magic Circuit Baptism" also eliminates the possibility of the little monsters running away and self-confidently. If you want to continue taking the ‘secret medicine’ to master the ‘spell’, you must go through a round of magic reforms in the ‘magic system’.

Therefore, their final interpretation right fell into Fu Fu's hands and was completely kidnapped by Bai Lang. If you want to have a future, you can only work hard.

However, Bailang is not a trash boss who blindly squeezes employees with inefficiency. No one knows how to motivate employees' initiative better than him.

Through the [Gourmet] ability transformation, they were labeled by Salf, and they were barely regarded as peripheral family members. The ‘Yan’ monsters who had eaten Salf are even more attracted by the ‘super cute attributes’ and become fanatical fans.

A wave of profound understanding of their own leadership will decisively [starve to death? 】The team is transferred to the management of her daughter. In addition, he opened the water basin pill of [Licking the Dog, Don’t Be God], and is the leader of the old greasy powder head of the Salf fan support group.

By monopolizing and distributing the leftover snack bags of Salf, it inspires hundreds of ‘painted skin monsters’ to madly deliver food in small towns, preaching low-key, and spreading the gospel of healing the gods.

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In addition, in the past week since the "Baiyulou" opened, it has provided a large amount of food at nearly the price of whiteboard, especially those eggs, all from the newly established "Qingyangguan Breeding Base".

Although the older generation of enchanted demons flee from death to death, there are many wild animals with the potential to become demons in the deep mountains and old forests. They are more or less polluted and are on the verge of demonization.

Bailang just moved his mouth, there are countless monsters who are eager to get the autographed snack bags of the little idol, and they are extremely enthusiastic in the forest to catch a large number of birds such as pheasants. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

Then, Lang continued to arrange for the little angel Salf to appear on the stage, temper the ability bar, transform them with [Gourmet], obtain super-powerful egg-laying ‘magic engraving’, and develop these ingredients into new fans.

Then, the ingredients (poultry) in Qingyang View do not even need to build a special breeding cage, they are very enthusiastic and orderly to take the initiative to eat, go to the designated area to defecate, and then go to the rest area to lay eggs, and continue to replenish food and exercise. body…

In short, this group of poultry is also extremely involved. Just to get the title of ‘Egg Laying Pacesetter’ and get close to the idol Xiao Fufu.

At first, Bailang was inexperienced. Some pheasants were viciously invading each other. 996 lay eggs frantically, squeezing vitality, and overdrawing the blood to launch ‘magic engraving-laying eggs’. Eventually the blood was exhausted, the eggs were exhausted and the chickens died, reaching the highest record of 24 per day.

This sudden death incident caused Bailang to chop up the ‘demon food’ stored in Guanzhong and add it to the feed, so as to supplement them with sufficient nutrients and prevent himself from drying up.

Then the limit record successfully broke through from 24 Nissan to 36, and no more poultry died. It is true that the correct usage of Salf will be played.