Director, please respect yourself

Center console integration

Disassembling this is not too simple. Xiao Yang took out two professional tools ground with welding rods from his bag, inserted them into the gaps on both sides, and gently broke them apart with his hands, and he disassembled the central control display screen.

After receiving the central control integration and more than a thousand yuan in cash, Xiao Yang, who felt a little happy, decided to give the car owner another surprise.

So, turning around in the small space in the car, Xiao Yang pointed at the back seat of the car and took a pee.

…

"OK, passed, next set of shots!"

As soon as the scene was filmed, Yang Hao's voice came from the intercom placed under the car seat.

Xiao Yang was excited.

After pushing the door open and getting out of the car, he quickly walked over to Yang Hao. He was a newcomer in the acting industry. He didn't expect that he would get a salary of 500,000 yuan for his first movie starring in the movie.

With so much money, Xiao Yang still feels that he is very good even after being messed with by Yang Hao yesterday!

"Director, did I perform well just now?"

"Very good, just one!"

Yang Hao smiled and gave him a thumbs up.

"Hey, thank you director!

I also feel that I did a good job, because I went back last night and have been thinking about this role at home. I feel that this thief is very unique... uh, what is this? "

Xiao Yang, who was in high spirits, was talking about his thoughts about the role in front of Yang Hao. Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, Ni Ni, who was holding the clapperboard in her right hand, handed over a receipt with her left hand.

"Nothing, Senior Brother Xiao Yang, this is your fine."

Fine..., what does it mean?

Xiao Yang was a little confused.

After all, I have been in the industry for a few years. I have never heard of any actor filming in any crew before, and I have also received this thing?

Taking the fine sheet, Xiao Yang carefully looked at the content on it, and immediately his good mood was gone.

【fine bill

Actor Xiao Yang sprayed water stains on the back seat of his new car BYD S6 during a performance, causing difficulties in cleaning the vehicle. He was fined NT$100 to be used for car washing. 】

"Uh..., isn't it the director? You can't play like this. You clearly wrote the script and asked the actors to pee on the back seat of the car."

"Yes, I asked for it!"

Yang Hao stood up and smiled.

"But the consequences were caused by you. If I ask you to pay 100 yuan to clean this car, there should be no problem, right?"

"There is no problem, but..."

"Don't worry, the next set of shots will be shot soon. Get in the car and get ready!"

Before Xiao Yang could finish speaking, Yang Hao waved to him and motioned for him to get in the car quickly. Then he put on the radio headphones and sat behind the director's monitor again.

Xiao Yang was a little depressed.

What is all this about?

If an actor soils a prop, he has to pay to clean it himself.

But there is no way. In the crew, the director is the biggest, and as an actor, I must listen to him.

As a result, Xiao Yang could only put the fine in his pocket.

"Action!"

After peeing into the back seat, Xiao Yang felt a little refreshed. He knelt on the driver's seat, pulled up his pants, tied his belt, and hummed a little tune while holding his bag. , just open the door and leave.

But when Xiao Yang opened the door, he was stunned. Why the hell couldn't he open the car door?

Shouldn't it?

So, Xiao Yang stood up and crossed the center console, came to the passenger seat, broke off the inner handle with his hands, and found that the inner handle was broken, and the door on the passenger side remained motionless.

Damn...

Xiao Yang was a little frightened.

So he crawled to the back seat, not even caring about his own urine on the back seat, and reached out to pull the inner handles on both sides.

"OK, very good, passed!"

Xiao Yang was even happier than before when he heard Yang Hao's voice coming from the intercom under the car seat.

It's not that I'm a bitch. I just got fined 100 yuan by Yang Hao, and I feel happy, like a masochist.

But during the performance, Xiao Yang figured out one thing. The reason why Yang Hao tortured himself so repeatedly yesterday was actually to allow himself to fully experience the hero's mental journey.

Hope is kindled, then collapses; hope is kindled again, then collapses...

In the same way, Yang Hao is now using the same method to train his acting skills. He will first fine you 100 yuan to make you angry and impatient; then he will fine you 1,000 yuan to make you feel irritable because of this It completely matches the actor's performance on camera.

After figuring this out, Xiao Yang naturally felt happy.

Director Yang Hao, since you want to play, then I will play with you. Whether it is on camera or in life, I am very good at acting.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yang adjusted his emotions and made the expression on his face serious.

He pushed the door open and got out of the car, raised his hand and said: "Director, my performance just now was not bad, right?"

“Very good, it’s still just one line!”

Yang Hao, who was watching the playback behind the director's monitor, raised his hand again and gave Xiao Yang a thumbs up.

"Hey...thank you, director!"

After receiving the compliment, Xiao Yang smiled as brightly as before, and then walked towards Yang Hao. He was going to give a very "sincere" performance while adjusting his emotions.

Director, please!

Stop punishing me, I know I was wrong.

Just now, I accidentally broke the inner handle next to the passenger seat by using too much force.

However, before Xiao Yang could say his "true confession", Ni Ni, holding a clapper board in her hand, came over with a cheerful fat man.

"Senior Brother Xiao Yang..."

"Um?"

"Just now you broke the inner handle of the BYD S6 passenger seat, and the crew decided to fine you 2,000 yuan. Well, this is the fine."

"Oh, I know!"

Xiao Yang seemed generous and took the fine with a smile.

This fine came at the right time, and I could use it when I [cryed] in front of Yang Hao.

But how to cry?

Otherwise, let me start crying when I fell down while stealing apricots in my hometown when I was a child...

Just as she was thinking about it, Ni Ni spoke again.

"Senior Brother Xiao Yang, how can you still laugh?

Since you were fined 2,100 yuan by the crew, the electric motorcycle you rode when you came this morning has been sold to the scrap collector by the crew. So, this is 553 yuan. The crew decided to use this money to improve the noon for everyone. of food. "

After saying that, Ni Ni handed over the money to the cheerful fat man Yang Bo in front of Xiao Yang.

After getting the money, Yang Bo was very excited. He was so happy that he walked over and hugged Xiao Yang.

"Brother, you are so righteous. In order to provide the crew with extra food for lunch, you actually sold your own means of transportation - an electric motorcycle."

Fuck...,fuck...,fuck...

Xiao Yang, who was hugged by Fatty Yang, felt like he was going crazy. Yang Hao, this grandson, was not training his acting skills at all, but was torturing me alive? !

"Action!"

Xiao Yang looked ferocious as he sat in the back seat of the car. He didn't care that the seat was covered with urine. He turned his body sideways, supported the backrests of the front and rear seats with his hands, then raised his feet into the air and kicked him hard. door.

"Bang..."

The sound was loud, but the car door didn't move at all!

So, taking a deep breath, Xiao Yang kicked the car window for the second time.

"Bang..."