Director, please respect yourself

The room was completely dark.

Suddenly, light shone in from the window and onto the clean desk. There was a stainless steel basin on the desk. There were toothbrushes inserted in the stainless steel basin. Dozens of bloody toothbrushes were inserted upside down, which looked a bit strange.

"ah…"

Scarlett Johansson, who sneaked into the room, saw this scene and screamed.

And before her screams could completely subside, there were footsteps outside the room.

"Da da da…"

"Well...Scarlett, you've got over your emotions, just calm down a little bit." Without shouting stop, Yang Hao just asked Scarlett Johansson to adjust during the performance through the intercom.

OK, Scarlett Johansson made a very subtle gesture, and then continued.

Footsteps were heard outside the room.

Scarlett Johansson hid behind nervously, but as she was retreating, she suddenly tripped over something and fell to the floor.

"Bang!"

"ah…"

The moment she fell to the ground, Scarlett Johansson's scream was even shriller than before.

It turned out that the person who tripped her up was the psychiatrist named Tour, and at this time, the psychiatrist suddenly turned into a dead body.

"OK, passed, next scene!"

…

Yang Hao is rushing to work.

The shooting started at 6 o'clock in the morning and ended at 12 noon without stopping. Even if he wanted to drink water, Han Jiani, who stayed in Los Angeles as the script coordinator for Yang Hao, brought it to him.

not bad.

The filming ended at 12 noon, and only the last scene of the movie "Split" was left.

Yang Hao wanted to continue working quickly. After all, a great man once said that there will be no more courage left to chase the poor bandits, and one cannot pretend to be an academic overlord.

But there's no way, this is Hollywood.

When filming in Hollywood, not only do insurance companies strictly limit actors' working hours and work intensity, but there are also people from the Screen Actors Guild on-site to supervise.

After working for 6 hours straight, even Scarlett Johansson, Brad Pitt and Thomas Tull, who was lying on the ground playing the dead body, also wanted to finish filming the last scene while the iron was hot, but the staff of the Hollywood Screen Actors Guild still A yellow card was raised.

rest!

Must rest!

Yang Hao from China, you must ensure that we Americans have rest time, otherwise we will not only fine you money, but also issue an injunction to you.

From now on, you are prohibited from filming movies in Hollywood.

have to…

Helplessly, under such strict restrictions, Yang Hao rubbed his nose and had no choice but to comply.

From the first day when the crew was filming in Pasadena County on the outskirts of Los Angeles, the noon working meals were burgers and Coke delivered from the nearby KFC store.

Of course, today is no exception.

Because this country house is so remote, there are no decent restaurants nearby. Even if you want to eat pizza, you have to drive to a Pizza Hut 20 kilometers away to get it.

However, as soon as he came out of the villa where he was filming, Yang Hao suddenly felt a little shocked.

In the courtyard of this country house, there were more than 10 cooks and two dining trucks. The cooks had clear divisions of labor. Some were making vegetable salads, some were making roast lamb legs, and some were frying steaks...

Damn it, what's going on?

Was it Thomas Tull's treat, or did Scarlett Johansson think she should be surprised?

After all, today is New Year’s Eve in the Chinese lunar calendar.

However, when Yang Hao looked at Scarlett Johansson and Thomas Tull who followed him, he immediately knew that it was definitely not these two people who did it, because the shock in their eyes was not staged at all.

If not the two of them, then it would be Brad Pitt?

"Haha... Director, Happy Chinese New Year!"

The sound came suddenly.

Following the sound, Yang Hao saw a thick-lipped American beauty coming out from behind the dining car.

Angelina Jolie…

Seeing her, Yang Hao was surprised.

As the actor's family members came to the set to deliver meals, Brad Pitt didn't explain it to everyone in advance? !

"Director Yang, don't look at it, I came here on my own initiative.

Well, how should I put it? "

Angelina Jolie came over with a smile and gave Yang Hao a polite hug.

"Let's put it this way, director Yang, I really admire you, because you said you would shoot a movie in 6 days, but you really shot a movie in 6 days, even if the scenes of this movie are simple and the plot is simple. , these are the four or five actors invited.”

"Julie..., because of this, you invited the whole crew to lunch?" Obviously, Brad Pitt, who followed later, didn't know about this either.

"yes!

It's that simple, I want to treat my idol director to dinner. "

Speaking of this, Angelina Jolie smiled mischievously and called Scarlett Johansson, Thomas Tull, He Haihong, Yang Hong, Han Jiani and others to take their seats.

As long as everyone is seated, a dozen busy chefs can serve everyone immediately.

The yard of this country house is relatively large, with four acres of land, but there are not many places for everyone to eat.

The lawn is shaped and uneven; the trees are relatively lush, and even if you squat under them, you may touch the branches, let alone sitting under the trees to eat.

Therefore, the dining place for lunch for a dozen people was placed next to the swimming pool. This area was relatively flat, with two long dining tables and room for chairs.

Perhaps feeling hungry, Thomas Tull, CEO of Legendary Pictures, saw the barbecue on the dining table and ran over with a roar.

I'm hungry.

Acted like a dead body all morning.

Now, I have to have a good meal.

And closely followed were Han Jiani, Wang Tingting, Scarlett Johansson and Brad Pitt. They were so busy just now that no one could feel it. Now that they were free, they immediately heard their stomachs growling. .

Yang Hao also wanted to go over for lunch. Angelina Jolie must have spent a lot of money on the treat. He actually saw caviar and tomahawk steak on that table.

However, as soon as Yang Hao opened his legs, Angelina Jolie grabbed his clothes.

"Director Yang..."

"Um?"

"There's something I want to talk to you about. I wonder if it's convenient for you."

"How about we go over and chat while eating?" Yang Hao was a little impatient.

"I'm afraid Pete will hear me."

Well…

Not to mention, the thick-lipped beauty in front of me was really candid.

"Well..., tell me." Yang Hao thought for a moment and then said.

"Director Yang, I am a very kind person and I particularly like children, so I thought about adopting a few more. After all, Pete and I also have financial means.

However, that bastard Brad Pitt disagrees. He actually said that adopting a child is not as good as having one..."

"Um, so what?"

Before Angelina Jolie could finish speaking, Yang Hao took the lead and said, "I have something to do in the afternoon and I have to go back to China in the evening. I don't have time to listen to your noise."

"So, I want to ask you to help me. As long as your movie "Split" is released after Valentine's Day, Brad Pitt will allow me to show my love."

European and American women are indeed passionate and unrestrained.

Even though Brad Pitt was having lunch next to the swimming pool not far away, Angelina Jolie dared to whisper the English word "copulation" to Yang Hao at the door of the villa!