Director, please respect yourself

Chapter 771 769, hehehe...

It came suddenly and left quickly.

At 1 o'clock at noon, Yang Hao, who had eaten and drank enough, was just about to say thank you when more than a dozen chefs and two dining trucks quickly called it a day and left.

And leaving with them was Angelina Jolie.

The American Screen Actors Guild stipulates that the crew's lunch time must be more than one and a half hours, because everyone needs to take a break after lunch.

Therefore, no matter how anxious Yang Hao was, he would not dare to commit crimes under their supervision.

"director…"

"Want one?"

Brad Pitt is a smoker, and his favorite brand is Marlboro, which is red and soft.

"No, you can smoke it yourself."

Sitting under the umbrella next to the swimming pool, Yang Hao smiled and refused.

"So, do you mind if you smoke secondhand smoke?"

"do not mind."

Yang Hao smiled and took out his mobile phone from his pocket. He had been so busy these days that he forgot about the time difference between China and the United States. In the United States, it is New Year's Eve, but in China it is already the first day of the Lunar New Year.

So, Yang Hao wanted to send a text message to his parents and four girlfriends to say happy Spring Festival.

But just as he took out his phone, Brad Pitt said something earth-shattering.

"Yang, did Julie seduce you just now?"

"Well…"

"Yang, don't be surprised, because I know her too well. As long as she likes something, she will always want to take it for herself.

Just like when I was filming the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" with her, she fell in love with me and pursued me bravely, which then caused me to divorce Jennifer Aniston.

But now, at home, she often mentions you.

If you say that your shooting style is very suitable for her, concise and bright, and can complete the task in one hour, then you will never shoot for 61 minutes.

Well, also, you have your own way of photographing female celebrities. If you can photograph the profile, you will never photograph the front face. If you can photograph it at night, you will never photograph it during the day..."

"Haha..." Yang Hao laughed.

"Pete, you are overthinking. We just had a brief chat about the movie "Gone Girl" and she asked me if there could be a sequel to this movie?

I said, I have this idea, but it has not yet taken shape.

She told me that if there is an idea for a sequel, please tell her.

I said yes. "

Regardless of whether it was in his past life or this life, Yang Hao was used to seeing murders caused by love affairs in the news media. His wife found a lover, but she was caught by her husband. Then the husband was so angry that he hacked his wife's lover to death with a knife. .

Therefore, facing the temptation of Angelina Jolie, even if Yang Hao did not agree, he did not dare to admit it honestly. Yes, your wife has taken a liking to me and wants to have sex with me...

"Um…"

Turning around to look at Yang Hao, Brad Pitt reached out and patted his shoulder and said:

"Yang, actually it doesn't matter. Now Julie and I basically have an open marriage. She does hers and I do mine. As long as the divorce doesn't affect our business value, everything is OK.

Hmm... Director, let me tell you a secret. In fact, I have a better relationship with Charles Theron now. Yesterday, Charles Theron also talked to me about you. She said that she especially liked "The Disappearance". The movie "Love" will give you a vote in the voting for the Academy Awards.

Of course, she will also call on her fellow judges to vote for you. "

After saying that, Brad Pitt winked at Yang Hao, his meaning was clear, come and thank me, right? !

But Yang Hao read something else from his eyes, brother, why don't you sacrifice yourself to free me from the sea of ​​suffering.

…………

"Pap..."

The door lock was unlocked, and the door was pushed open a small crack from the outside.

As soon as the door crack opened, a seemingly ordinary rope stretched out from the outside.

"Hey, do you know who I am?"

"Come out immediately if you know who I am, because I am the only one who likes to play such exciting games with you.

You tie a rope around my neck, and I'll tie a rope around your neck. Let's see who rolls his eyes first. "

"ah…"

Scarlett Johansson screamed and wanted to hide, but the door was blocked.

"Scarlett, you didn't perform well in this part. You gave too much emotion and it felt very deliberate.

Well, also, in your fearful eyes, there should be a hint of hope, because I hope my dad can suddenly appear here to rescue me. "

"OK!"

After adjusting her mood a little, Scarlett Johansson continued her performance.

"ah…"

Scarlett Johansson screamed and wanted to hide, but at this moment, someone came in from outside the door, and this person was holding a rope in his hand.

"OK, passed."

The moment Brad Pitt appeared in the camera lens, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, raised the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Pete..."

"Director, you tell me."

"By putting a rope around Scarlett's neck and shooting two close-ups, our movie is officially finished."

"Director, do you need me to make an expression?"

"Need not!"

Yang Hao waved his hand and said: "The close-up shot only captured your hands, but I hope to see your two hands working hard."

"OK, I get it."

After agreeing, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson and photographer Zhang Jiarui got busy. They had to shoot close-ups while ensuring absolute safety.

But Yang Hao took out his mobile phone at this time. Since the moment he sat behind the director's monitor at 1:30 pm to film, the mobile phone has not stopped vibrating.

If your guess is correct, everyone in the capital has already gotten up to celebrate the New Year. Well, many northerners have already started eating dumplings.

At this moment, 6:00 Beijing time, it is the peak time for everyone to send New Year greetings messages to each other.

Sure enough, Yang Haocai turned on his phone and saw text messages coming one after another.

[Brother, Happy Chinese New Year, um, bring me the red envelope, Mao Xiaotong. 】

[Director, happy Spring Festival! Are you currently filming in Beijing or in the United States? Wang Baoqiang. 】

[Director, I have good news for you. The comedy movie "The Legend" was released last night and has become a hit. Last night alone, the movie's box office exceeded 17 million yuan.

Well, when will you come back? Let's go to the cinema together when we get back. After all, I am also an important character in this movie, a villain who only appears for 35 seconds.

Oh, by the way, director, do you know why this movie we shot became so popular? Because just yesterday at noon, a 3 minute and 15 second video suddenly appeared in a community named He Liu. In the video, Cecilia Cheung called someone else's dad, haha... Zhang Mo]

[Brother, I love you.

I'm in Jinling now, celebrating the New Year with my mom and dad. They even asked about you, when will you come back?

And let me tell you, you can’t make enough money, so you must pay attention to rest. Ni Ni]

[Yang Hao, happy Spring Festival!

Can you leave for home today? Just now, I was sitting with my father, mother and brother eating dumplings, and they asked about you, when would you come back and if you could come to the house?

Oh, by the way, my dad specially told me that he wanted to sit down with you, a very artistically gifted talent, to listen to Peking Opera and talk about Peking Opera! Gao Yuanyuan]

You don’t need to reply to other people’s text messages, or when you reply, send a group text message [Happy Chinese New Year]!

But text messages sent by girlfriends must be answered, because at this moment, they are celebrating the New Year with their parents.

However, just as Yang Hao was editing the text message, another text message was sent.

[Director, I am Huawei Lao Yu.

The advertising film "Manhole Cover" was very successful. After being screened at the product launch conference on January 18, global orders for the P1 mobile phone exceeded 4 million units. 】