Director, please respect yourself
Chapter 82 80, Talent
There are many people, so the location is not very good!
Yang Hao and Liu Yifei held movie tickets in hand. As soon as they entered the screening hall, they went straight to the top of the auditorium.
There is no way, who made the two of them come relatively late.
"how do you feel?"
After finding a seat and just sitting down, Liu Yifei leaned her head over and asked with a smile.
"It's not bad, my eyesight is pretty good." Yang Hao looked forward at the screen and replied.
"Nonsence!"
But who would have expected that Liu Yifei, who took off her hat, spat lightly.
"I didn't talk about the seat. I said you held my hand and held it all the way. How did it feel?"
"Uh, okay!"
"How about trying the other hand? My hand is a little tired."
"Uh..., we have to watch a movie, so there's no need to hold hands."
Yang Hao, who was a little embarrassed, let go of the beauty's hand.
"hehe…"
Glancing at Yang Hao, Liu Yifei chuckled.
"Yang Hao, first of all, I want to make it clear that I let you hold my hand out of friendship, not because I want to fall in love with you."
"Of course!" Leaning on the back of the chair, Yang Hao adjusted his sitting posture and looked at the big screen again.
"Yang Hao..."
"Um?"
"I had a question just now that I've been meaning to ask you. How about I tell you now?" Liu Yifei thought for a moment and then asked tentatively.
"explain!"
"When you held my hand, I could clearly feel that you had never been in love before, but why did Jiang Yiyan say that you had lived together?"
"Well…"
Hearing the beauty's question, Yang Hao was stunned for a moment.
So sensitive?
Just now, my brother's hand only shook twice. She could tell through this subtle movement that he had never been in love before?
impossible!
However, the feeling of this beautiful woman is true. In her previous life, she had only pursued Hu Mei. Unfortunately, at that time, she in 58 years looked down upon herself in 1963 and thought she was too young!
After graduation, I stopped thinking about falling in love and focused on wandering among the flowers. I went to the KTV in the bathing center to chat with beautiful women. After I went there a few times, I felt familiar with it, and then some things fell into place naturally.
Or maybe there are many beauties in the industry who come to me and say, "Teacher Yang, can you help me? I heard that the director is going to start a new movie?" !
But like tonight, crossing the road hand in hand with a beautiful girl, I have never done this before.
While Yang Hao was thinking about it, the lights in the screening room dimmed, and the dragon logo appeared on the huge movie screen.
After the dragon mark passed, the screen dimmed. In the darkness, a cartoon man wearing a red shorts and somersaults appeared on the screen. When the cartoon man turned somersaults, the red shorts were suddenly thrown off. During the process, those little shorts turned into a few big characters [You must be in the movie studio]!
"Nonsence…"
As soon as she saw this, Liu Yifei came over to express her opinion.
"Yang Hao, the studio's logo, can't you make it more normal? Does it have to be so obscene?"
"Is it obscene?
Not bad!
According to my original meaning, this cartoon villain was trying to hang a watermelon. When the watermelon was hung, the watermelon was exploded by firecrackers, and then the red watermelon that exploded pieced together the name of "You Must Have Movie Studio". "
"Hanging watermelon..."
Liu Yifei was startled, then blushed and pinched the back of Yang Hao's hand twice.
"Okay, okay, let's watch a movie."
Being pinched twice by a beautiful woman was no big deal. At this time, Yang Hao focused his attention on the screen, and the journey of being embarrassed has officially begun.
At the top of the round table sat Zhang Songwen. He was wearing a suit, his hair slicked back, and he wore glasses.
Sitting across from Zhang Songwen were three employees from his company. They all looked at their boss.
Zhang Songwen ate a piece of steak and said:
"Meeting you makes me believe that everything is an arrangement of fate. Maybe God has already destined us to go together. What I want to say now is, what evil did I commit in my previous life? The national animation market is so It’s so hot, you actually showed me such sales performance.”
"Hahaha…"
As soon as Zhang Songwen on the screen said the lines, everyone in the screening room burst out laughing.
Especially the beauty next to Yang Hao was laughing so hard that she couldn't live anymore.
Is it that funny?
Yang Hao couldn't help but want to complain.
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is, classmate Liu Yifei, let’s decide whether the movie is funny or not. Please stop laughing and just pat my leg, okay?
And the movie goes on…
A shabby office.
Wang Baoqiang, dressed in milkmaid's clothes, stood in front of a small TV and watched the news.
News host: “Compared to previous years, this year’s Spring Festival travel season will come earlier, and train tickets are still hard to come by.”
The director sitting nearby said: "Don't look at it. I want to go home to celebrate the New Year this year. Huh! There's no chance of it!"
"Whether you can go back or not, that's all decided by us. You see, it's mainly about the wages."
After watching the movie, no one in the theater was laughing, but many people were exclaiming.
"Wang Baoqiang..."
"Wang Baoqiang, Wang Baoqiang..."
"It's Wang Baoqiang. Back then, he and I climbed a tree branch in front of the Beijing Film Studio. We just came to the capital at that time and there was no place to sleep, so the two of us lay on a tree branch to rest."
"Wang Baoqiang is my idol. The reason why I haven't earned a penny for three consecutive years but I am still persisting is because of Wang Baoqiang's example before me.
Maybe, one day, I can become famous all over the world with a certain play. "
Hearing the discussion of these people, Yang Hao actually wanted to persuade them. In this world, talent and opportunity are very important. Some things, even most things in life, are not something you can do if you work hard. of.
But when the words came to his lips, he decided to forget it.
To use the words of Master Xing, a person must always have dreams. What is the difference between a person without dreams and a salted fish? !
Just as she was thinking about it, Liu Yifei, who was watching the movie, tilted her head again.
"Yang Hao..."
"Um?"
"The movie is well made, even compared with some famous film directors, it is not inferior in any way."
"Thank you for the compliment!"
"You're welcome." Liu Yifei lowered her head and smiled.
"As long as you remember to make me the heroine next time you make a movie?"
"Well, let's talk about it then!"
It's not that Yang Hao said this perfunctorily, because even if "On the Road" is successful, he will probably be suppressed when he shoots his next movie.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
Seeing that Yang Hao didn't agree immediately, Liu Yifei showed her little fist.
But before Yang Hao could explain, there was another burst of laughter in the screening room.
"Hahaha…"
On the screen…
Standing at the security checkpoint, Wang Baoqiang, holding a pot and bowl, was expressing his anger to the airport staff.
"You don't let me take this, you don't let me take this, and you let me check these luggage. Okay, I promise you, I will check it in soon. But why don't you let me take this bottle of milk?"
When the people in line heard this, they all looked sideways at Wang Baoqiang. Could this man be a fool?
However, the airport staff was good-tempered and still explained patiently:
"Sorry sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed on board the aircraft."
Wang Baoqiang immediately stiffened his neck and said, "We can take the train and take care of these things. Why can't we take the plane?"
"Sorry, you really can't take this on the plane. If you insist on taking it on the plane, you can check it in with your kitchen knife, or you can drink it now."
Zhang Songwen, who was lining up behind him, smiled when he saw this scene.
"Sir, please pack these things up and check them in quickly. There are many passengers behind who have to go through security checks, okay?"
Staring at the staff for a long time.
Seeing that he had no intention of giving in, Wang Baoqiang suddenly raised the large bucket of milk and drank it.
"Damn... what a talent!"
Seeing how awesome Wang Baoqiang was on the screen, Liu Yifei, who was sitting in Yang Hao's seat, was surprised and cursed.
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