Director, please respect yourself

"Hahaha…"

Liu Yifei was watching the movie seriously, laughing loudly with the audience in the screening hall from time to time.

Yang Hao, holding a notebook and pen in his hand, was doing his own thing, collecting materials to write an analysis report on the movie "People on the Road".

In the screening room, how many times did the audience laugh in total, where did they laugh, whether the laughter was loud or small, how many minutes passed between the two laughs, what kind of storyline is more likely to make movie audiences laugh out loud...

Yang Hao needs to collect all of these in the screening room, and then wait until he makes a movie for the second time, so that he can adjust the shooting method and movie script in a rhythmic manner.

Time passed quickly, and when Yang Hao finished writing the last record in the black notebook, the lights in the screening room came on.

As soon as the lights came on, there was warm applause.

"Pa bang bang..."

Amidst the applause, a young and handsome guy ran down the auditorium in three steps and two steps at a time, and then stood under the big screen.

"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Xiao. I am a graduate of China National Theater Academy. The reason why I bravely stand on the stage is to proudly tell everyone that I invested in this movie and everyone is welcome to come and watch it.

Of course, I have no money, so the capital invested is a bit small, only 100 yuan! "

As soon as the handsome guy said this, someone in the audience immediately echoed loudly.

"Haha... I also invested money, just like you, the same amount is 100 yuan."

"Handsome guy, handsome guy, me, me, me, have you seen me? I am the major shareholder of "The Lost Road". In this movie, I spent a total of 500 yuan."

…

Liu Yifei looks quiet!

But in fact, this beauty is both funny and likes to join in the fun. Seeing that everyone was chatting in full swing, she first put on her hat and wrapped her scarf, then shook off Yang Hao's hand beside her, and raised it at the top of the auditorium. My own little fist.

"Hello, friends, I am also a shareholder of the movie "On the Road", and the shares I purchased are..."

However, just when Liu Yifei said this, things changed. A boy wearing a hat, a mask, and a long black down jacket reached out and covered her mouth.

"Hmm..."

Yang Hao had quick eyes and quick hands. While covering the mouth of this beautiful woman, he complained loudly in the screening room:

“Daughter-in-law, I beg you, can you?

Give me a face, we only invested 10 yuan in total, so don't publicize it loudly here. "

As soon as this statement came out, it immediately attracted a lot of laughter.

"Ha ha…"

"My buddies from the Northeast still love their wives!"

…………

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Do you dare to stop and let me punch you?"

When she came out of the theater, Liu Yifei was angry. She didn't show off in the screening room just now, and she even became this guy's wife. It was really intolerable.

"Liu Yifei..."

"Um?"

"Do you think I look like a fool?"

"It doesn't look like it!"

"Since it doesn't look like it, then I definitely can't stay there and wait for you to beat me."

At this moment, the snowflakes in the sky were falling more and more heavily. In just five or six minutes, the trees on the ground and the roofs were all covered in white.

Yang Hao, who was tall and tall, was jogging in the snow, while Liu Yifei was chasing after him.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Stop and wait for me. I promise not to hit you."

"real!"

"I swear by the streetlight."

"Well, okay, I believe you for once."

But as soon as Yang Hao stood still, the tall Liu Yifei pounced on him again.

"Asshole, when did I become your wife?"

However, this time, Yang Hao did not hide. He just turned around and let Liu Yifei jump on his back.

Then, Yang Hao, who had quick eyes and quick hands, stretched his left and right hands back at the same time, hugged the two thighs of the beauty, lifted her up, and then walked forward carrying her on his back.

"Put me down!"

"Put me down quickly!"

"Put me down, there are people watching on the road."

At first, Liu Yifei slapped Yang Hao's down jacket and struggled to jump to the ground, but slowly, she hugged Yang Hao's chest with her arms.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Did you see it just now?

The second show of "Unfortunately" was also full, and there was a couple sitting in the aisle who didn't mind being dirty. Judging from the current situation, our movie should be a success. "

"of course!"

Yang Hao, who was walking forward with Liu Yifei on his back, smiled heartily.

"Classmate An Feng, in my buddy's dictionary, the word failure has never been found."

"Tch, just blow it!"

Liu Yifei expressed her contempt for Yang Hao in a dismissive tone.

…

The distance is still too close.

The two of them walked and chatted, and soon arrived at the entrance of Hejingyuan Community. Standing at the entrance of the community, they gently put Liu Yifei down.

"Say it!

Which neighborhood do you live in?

I'll take a taxi to take you back tonight. "Yang Hao turned around and said.

"No, Sister Nana is waiting for me over there." Liu Yifei pointed to a small car that looked like a white turtle at the entrance of the community.

Because of the heavy snow, the originally red beetles are now white.

"Okay, you go, I'll watch you leave." Yang Hao smiled and waved his hand.

"Okay, you should go back and rest early. If anything happens, let's call you!"

Liu Yifei raised her phone, shook it in the air, and then ran towards the white Beetle.

………

I go out at half past six in the evening and come back at nine o'clock.

When Yang Hao returned home, Yang Chun, the middle-aged woman, and Mao Xiaolu had already left.

If he guessed correctly, Yang Chun, who now has a small amount of savings, should have rented a house alone outside instead of living in a store as before.

Therefore, Yang Hao sent him a happy New Year blessing message and ignored him.

After taking off his shoes and hanging his damp down jacket on the drying rack, Yang Hao took a towel and prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower. But when he got to the door, he found an A4 paper taped to the door.

[Well, classmate Yang Hao, you did a good job and deserve my praise!

I'd like to apologize in advance. We couldn't finish the six dishes and one soup, but what?

Because the food you cooked was so delicious, your dad and I, Uncle Yang Chun, felt that we could have another meal and we wouldn’t have to cook tomorrow morning, so they packed up the leftovers and took them away.

If you want to eat it, there are many ingredients in the kitchen, so you can just make it yourself.

At eight o'clock in the evening, when the Spring Festival Gala started, my classmate Chen Xiao sent me a text message, saying that he was watching a movie and was about to laugh to death from the movie "Unfortunately".

It seems like your movie is really good, well, here I wish you success!

I also wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Mao Xiaolu, February 13, 2010]

To be honest, Mao Xiaolu's handwriting is very average.

However, the content she wrote is still good, with clear logic and a relaxed and pleasant context.

First keep the note for this cheap girl, fold it and put it on the dining table. When you have time, teach her to practice calligraphy! Yang Hao thought so.

But at this moment, the mobile phone placed on the dining table rang.