Director, please respect yourself

【67. Within the hall day

In the huge lecture hall, the audience was filled with elderly people. Zhang Changlin, dressed in a white coat, stood on the stage and gave a speech. He was very skillful.

Zhang Changlin: All the patients here who have used our German Grenin, please raise your hands.

Everyone raise their hands

Zhang Changlin: So many

Cheng Yong and others sat in the auditorium and looked at the raised hands, and then Zhang Changlin came down

Zhang Changlin: Grandma, what are your feelings after using our medicine?

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Although Chen Daoming kept complaining about Yang Hao's unreliability and actually used this method to scold me for being a man who steals women's prostitution, which was sanctimonious, but he wanted to seek changes in his career, so he still took over the movie script of "I'm Not the God of Medicine" from Wang Tingting.

Like before, the first time Chen Daoming gets the script, he will look for the lines and plot of the character he will play.

Read it first and make a rough judgment on whether you can take this kind of role. Then read the entire script and put your own role into the entire film and television drama script.

Chen Daoming, who was sitting in the [Laodaocheng Pork Meat] shop with his assistant, was reading the script with relish when he suddenly felt his arm being touched.

Turning around, he saw Yang Hao.

"Oh, hello, Director Yang."

"Hello, Teacher Chen, do you also like a drink?"

Yang Hao smiled and pointed to the beer bottle on the dining table.

"yes!

The weather is hot now. Drinking a glass of cold beer is just the right way to relieve the heat. "

"How about we come together?"

After Chen Daoming finished speaking, Yang Hao said tentatively.

"Oh that's fine."

Being able to chat with Yang Hao face to face is exactly what Chen Daoming wishes for. Just when he agreed, he saw five or six people walking towards this side at the same time.

"Hello, Teacher Chen."

"Hello, Uncle Daoming."

"Uncle Daoming, what do you think of the script of this movie?"

"Uncle Dao Ming, let me tell you a little bit. The director and I wrote the script of this movie together. If you think something is inappropriate, well, I will help you change it."

Zhang Momo, Liu Yifei, Gao Yuanyuan, Ni Ni, Han Jiani, one by one, came to Chen Daoming and greeted him with a smile.

We are all in the same circle, and everyone has very strong communication skills. Even if we had not spoken much before we met, we were able to chat very enthusiastically now.

After a brief exchange of greetings, Han Jia, Ni Ni, Gao Yuanyuan, Liu Yifei, Zhang Momo and other girls went out. They were going to a nearby vegetable market to buy meat and vegetables, and then came to this store for processing.

Zhang Yimou and Yang Hao were sitting on chairs and chatting with Chen Daoming.

"Director Yang, is there a question I've been wanting to ask you?"

Chen Daoming spoke first.

"Teacher Chen, please speak."

"I just had a chat with our assistant director Wang Tingting at the entrance of this store, and I learned from her that all the characters in the movie "I'm Not the God of Medicine" have their own identities.

But why?

You have never cast an actor for the role of Zhang Changlin. Well, instead we have to recruit on-site at the filming location? "

"Yes, Yang Hao, why?" At this time, Zhang Yimou also looked at Yang Hao.

"It's simple.

Because this role requires affinity and getting along with the old men and women in the community. Looking at the entire Chinese film and television industry, as long as you are an actor, whether you are attending business activities or going shopping and eating in your daily life.

They all intentionally or unintentionally give people a sense of alienation. Either they usually go out with four or five assistants, or they look at people with their nostrils turned upward.

So, I wanted to give it a try. When all the old men and women in the community gathered around the shooting scene, I had to do an on-site recruitment.

Then based on the interaction between him and the old man and old lady, we will confirm whether this person is suitable for this role. "

"Oh..." Zhang Yimou responded, indicating that he understood what Yang Hao meant.

"Director Yang, Niu."

Chen Daoming gave Yang Hao a thumbs up directly.

However, just when Yang Hao wanted to be humble and modest, Chen Daoming spoke again.

"Director Yang, there are three questions that I need to check with you next?"

"Okay, you said it."

"One, if I don't show up today and you can't find anyone, what should you do?" Chen Daoming asked curiously.

"It's easy, I'll act it myself." Yang Hao replied.

"Second, am I sure to take over the role of Zhang Changlin now?" Chen Daoming asked again.

“No, you still have to pass the audition.

Teacher Chen, let’s start with our ugly talk. If you fail the audition tomorrow, then this role will only be played by me. "Yang Hao replied again.

"Three, how to audition? What is the content of the audition?" Chen Daoming asked again.

"It's very simple. Early tomorrow morning, I will ask the crew's makeup artist Yang Hong to help you with makeup and styling to make sure that most people can't recognize you.

Then I will give you 10 boxes of contraceptive pills and ask you to go to the Daijiaxiang community next door to find 20 pairs of old men and women over 70 years old to sell them. If you can successfully sell 5 boxes, then you will have passed the audition. No matter what reason you use to promote it..."

"Oh ah!"

Before Yang Hao finished speaking, Chen Daoming and Zhang Yimou's jaws dropped at the same time.

Damn it, auditions can still be played like this.

【Laodaocheng poke meat】

I came here for the second time today.

Therefore, Liu Yifei, Gao Yuanyuan Nini and the others moved very quickly. Within 15 minutes of leaving, they walked back into the store carrying all kinds of things, and then handed them over to the chef.

Yang Hao wanted to ask, what delicious food did you prepare today?

But before she opened her mouth, Han Jiani, who was eating at this kind of restaurant for the first time, started to introduce it with her fingers.

"Director, Uncle Dao Ming, in order to welcome you two today, Gao Yuanyuan, Nini, Liu Yifei, and Zhang Momo and I bought a lot of delicious food that neither of you expected."

"for example?"

"Scorpion."

"Well…"

"The cicada is also called the cicada. Of course, in some places it is also called the cicada, which catches the turtle."

"Well…"

"There are also silkworm chrysalises, grasshoppers, and pig kidneys."

Hearing Han Jiani's introduction, Chen Daoming felt like crying. Speaking of which, Han Shanye's daughter is really tough, she dares to eat anything.

But, is it okay if I don’t eat?

Because I had already eaten barbecue and drank beer just now.

Jinling, Daijiaxiang Community

Retired teacher Jiang Xiping got up very early. He came out of his home at 6:30 in the morning and came downstairs early.

When I came downstairs, I first ran two laps along the path in the community, and then went to the fitness equipment to practice the horizontal bar.

If nothing else, let’s just say gravity is upward. Jiang Xiping can do 20 backhands at one time. You know, even young people, many people cannot do so much.

The reason why he has a strong body is the result of his long-term exercise; and the reason why he exercises for a long time is because he has nowhere to vent his energy. He is 65 this year, but his wife is 70 years old.

When they were young, it was something that men and women liked to hear and see, but my daughter-in-law has long looked down upon it.

So there was no other way, Jiang Xiping could only use this method of tormenting himself to calm down his desire a little.

Today, exercise is over.

Looking at the time, Jiang Xiping found that it was already 7:30, so he got up and prepared to go home to make breakfast, but at this moment, a man wearing a baseball cap walked over.

"Brother, do you want to buy birth control pills?"