Director, please respect yourself

Selling family planning products, and selling them to people over seventy years of age, made Chen Daoming feel very ashamed.

Even on the way from the hotel this morning, he had the idea of ​​throwing away the movie script and leaving directly.

What, who are you?

Didn’t it just win the Oscar for Best Picture once?

Isn’t it okay if I don’t serve you anymore?

You know, I am now the chairman of the China Film Association. Although I am the deputy, I am still a person with status.

However, the words of Zhang Yimou who came with him woke him up.

Daoming, our current actors are all very self-righteous. They all create in their minds, thinking about what kind of character I should create based on the script, and what this character should look like.

But in fact, this is not the case. It is possible that the actor's creation will be completely divorced from reality.

Just like now, Dao Ming, if you can't sell contraceptive pills to the elderly, then how can you guarantee that the medical liar you play will be able to deceive the extras who are acting in the movie and those who are sitting on the screen? moviegoers.

Also, Daoming, have you noticed? Ever since you played the role of Kangxi, you have started to act up. No matter who you see on the set, you always have a condescending tone, "I want to instruct you on what to do, I want to instruct him on what to do."

But look at Yang Hao again. The animated film "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" written and directed by him has a box office of more than 5 billion yuan. But when Yang Hao met a child on the roadside and asked him to sign , he could still squat down and help the child sign his name one stroke at a time, and finally took the trouble to draw an image of Nezha in accordance with the child's request.

Daoming, let me ask you, can you do it?

After being stimulated, Chen Daoming immediately became serious. As soon as he entered the Daijiaxiang community, he picked up the contraceptive pill in his hand and walked towards an old man with a red face.

"Brother, do you want to buy birth control pills?"

Hearing this, Jiang Xiping wanted to hit someone.

My motherfucker is over 60 years old.

My daughter-in-law is not good at this. You actually asked me if I wanted to buy contraceptive pills. Are you being careless or something like that?

But before Jiang Xiping could take action, the man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses in front of him spoke again.

“Brother, when the water is full, it overflows, and when the moon is full, it wanes.

As for men and women, everything has its own destiny.

For example, if you drink a pound of water, you will have to excrete 9 ounces through urine and sweat, and the remaining 1 ounce will be absorbed by the body.

But if you drink a pound of water a day, only six ounces are excreted through sweat and urine, and one ounce is absorbed by the body, then does it mean that there are three ounces more water in your body?

And there are three ounces of water in one day, six ounces in two days, ninety ounces in three days..., and this is the reason for the formation of hydronephrosis. "

At this point, the man wearing a baseball cap smiled and handed the box of contraceptive pills to Jiang Xiping.

"Brother, water is like this, and other substances are like this. For example, if a man's sperm leaves cannot be excreted when they should be excreted, it will find its own way out or cause harm in the body!

Just like prostate cancer, it seems to be a serious consequence of the inability of spermatozoa to be discharged. "

Harmful in the body..., prostate cancer...

Hearing this, Jiang Xiping immediately shuddered, and then asked tremblingly.

"Well, brother, how much does a box of this stuff cost?"

………

[Yang Hao and Daoming passed the audition and the results were very good. Only one box of contraceptive pills was not sold. 】

The text message was sent by Zhang Yimou.

Since the crew had heavy filming and audition tasks today, Yang Hao asked him to supervise them.

When he saw the text message, Yang Hao smiled, changed his phone to vibrate and put it in his pocket.

Chen Daoming has good acting skills, a good mind, and very good observation skills. In this case, if he fails to pass the audition, it means that there is still something wrong with his attitude.

He is still holding it, just like Lao Chen. Since the success of Farewell My Concubine, he has put himself on the altar. Some people want him to go down for a rest, but he insists on saying that I am a god. , cannot enter the mortal world.

Thinking of this, Yang Hao smiled bitterly and shook his head, and then planned to see if the filming scene layout was completed, but at this moment, he discovered that Gong Li, who had been arguing with him endlessly because of a scene yesterday, was completely gone at this moment. Yesterday's momentum.

"director…"

"Um?"

"I think you are right. The role of Liu Sihui should be played freely, instead of simply playing her as a good wife and mother, because a good wife and mother cannot behave like dancing in a nightclub."

At this point, Gong Li, known as Gong Huang in the industry, came over and lowered her voice and said: "Director, I'm convinced by you. I didn't expect that Chen Daoming actually went to the community next door and sold his shelter to the owners in the community. Pregnancy pills.”

Ha ha…

Hearing this, Yang Hao wanted to laugh.

It seemed that Gong Li was scared.

I was afraid that if I continued to argue over Liu Sihui's character, I would find another way to let him experience life.

The happy and elated Liu Yifei ran over from the side, carrying a huge slate in her hand. She won the Landlord game last night, and today she will be the temporary slate of the crew.

"Director, the shooting scene has been set up. Can we start shooting?"

"let's start."

Yang Hao gave a casual instruction, put on the radio headphones, and then sat behind the director's monitor, staring at the seven screens above the director's monitor.

"Action!"

On the roadside, under the trees.

He Bing and Zhou Wei were looking through the contract intently, and then, perhaps seeing that there was no problem, they closed the agreement.

Zhou Wei took out a small amount of medicine from his pocket and pushed it in front of He Bing.

He Bing was suspicious: "I brought the medicine back, are you sure you can help me sell it?"

Zhou Wei affirmed: "Yes, there are more than a dozen patients with this disease in our hospital."

He Bing hesitated for a moment and said:

"I can make a trip, but do you have to pay me first?"

Zhou Wei smiled, then froze for a moment, and finally nodded through gritted teeth.

"OK, passed, next set of shots."

"Action!"

Zhou Wei held the medicine in his hand and looked at it very carefully, while He Bing was eating, and the room was dimly lit.

Seeing this medicine, Zhou Wei was somewhat excited.

"How many did you bring back?"

"It didn't bring much. The key is to open up the channels. In the future, goods will be shipped continuously."

Zhou Wei touched He Bing's leg with excited eyes.

He Bing said disgustedly: "What are you touching? Let's sell these first."

"Who sells it?"

He Bing: "The two of us!"

Zhou Wei was timid: "Brother Yong, I told you last time that it is illegal to introduce patients to you and buy medicine."

He Bing: "You promised me when you left. Let me tell you, if you help me, I will get medicine and make money. If you don't help me, I'm sorry."

When talking about this, He Bing stopped, turned around and looked at his father lying on the bed, closed the suitcase and ate noodles.

"Click..."

At this point in the filming, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, raised the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Zhou Wei!"

"exist!"

"The situation is not right. I can't see determination in your eyes. Regarding this matter, let's do it again."

"okay."