Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse

"Slurp~Slurp~"

Dashi gradually regained consciousness, feeling the warmth from his buttocks, he forced his blurry eyes open and looked behind him.

Tang San said in surprise:

"Teacher, are you awake?!"

At this time, Tang San's lips had turned purple from sucking, and the product of venom and blood mixed around his mouth was almost solidified.

Yu Xiaogang's vision had not fully recovered at this time, and he could only vaguely see a pile of solid-liquid mixture around Tang San's mouth.

Just as his mind was still unclear and doubts emerged, Tang San's head lowered towards his buttocks again.

Dashi was suddenly startled, what was Xiao San doing? Aiming his mouth at my buttocks, and sucking it full of it, could it be, could it be

Dashi's stomach churned, he quickly tightened all his muscles, trying to get rid of Tang San, but his ability to move had not yet recovered, his body was stiff and he was so anxious, his sphincter suddenly became uncontrollable, and a stream of true energy gushed out along the rectum!

Collapse!

Tang San was trying hard, when suddenly, a gas gushed out from the door that was close at hand, covering his entire face. The incomparable smell crazily penetrated his nasal cavity, almost making Tang San faint on the spot.

Bang!

Tang San fell to the ground, furious:

"I was sucking out the poison for you, and you farted and killed me?!"

Yu Xiaogang farted, and his head became much clearer. He instantly realized that his good disciple was saving him!

"Xiao San, the teacher didn't mean it, the teacher couldn't control himself! Ouch, the teacher's body is numb, come and help me turn over!"

Bai Yu held back his smile, regretting that there was no camera in this world, and said to Tang San:

"Xiao San, the master shouldn't have meant it, he can still fart, which means he has almost recovered!"

Hearing this, Tang San immediately thought of his reputation of sacrificing himself to save his teacher after returning, and he didn't care about being angry anymore, turned Yu Xiaogang over, and asked with concern:

"Teacher, are you okay?"

Yu Xiaogang held Tang San's hand and asked weakly:

"Xiao San, was I poisoned just now?"

Bai Yu said first:

"Yes, the master's butt was scratched by the teeth of the mandrake snake, and Xiao San used his mouth to help you suck out the poison."

When the master thought of the scene just now, he felt a chill in his heart and couldn't help trembling all over.

Even though he knew that Tang San was saving him, he couldn't help feeling disgusted by that posture.

But in order not to disappoint Tang San, Dashi still forced a smile and said:

"Thank you, Xiaosan, thanks to you, I was able to save my life."

Tang San shook his head and said:

"No, teacher, if it weren't for hunting spirit rings for me, you wouldn't be poisoned. This is what I should do!"

He pretended to be very upright, as if the one who wanted to kill and silence him just now was not him.

After the master and disciple pretended to each other, Bai Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a dry cough:

"It's very dangerous in the Soul Hunting Forest, and it's getting dark. I think we should go back quickly."

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang came back to their senses from the state of the movie emperor, and the three of them quickly left the Soul Hunting Forest together.

Bai Yu was not in a hurry to try the spirit ring, there would be plenty of time later.

. . . . . .

As soon as the three of them walked to the gate of Notting College, they found that a group of people had gathered at the gate of the college, and there were people pushing carts selling melon seeds, drinks and mineral water, which was very lively.

"What happened?"

Tang San asked in confusion.

Dashi was also confused, and walked over with Tang San, wanting to find someone to ask, but when the group saw him, their eyes lit up and they surrounded him.

"Dashi, I heard that you took your apprentice to hunt for spirit rings?"

"Did you succeed? Let us see!"

"Let's admire the style of you and your good apprentice!"

Yu Xiaogang instantly realized that this group of people was here to humiliate him!

Tang San beside him clenched his fists secretly, wishing to kill all these guys who took advantage of the situation!

Bai Yu was smarter and didn't follow the two of them to watch the fun, but was watching the fun from the outside of the crowd.

Someone said to Tang San:

"Hey, you are Dashi's apprentice, right? Don't be shy, let's see your powerful spirit ring!"

"Yes, yes, Dashi's apprentice must have at least a hundred-year spirit ring, right?"

Tang San's face turned pale and he looked at Dashi, who also looked at him. The two of them had the same idea at this moment:

We can't show them Tang San's one-year spirit ring, otherwise the two of them will go down in history from now on!

Of course, it's for fun!

The master clenched his fist and said:

"What do you mean? Xiao San and I finally returned from the Soul Hunting Forest. We haven't had time to rest yet, and you come to laugh at us?"

Someone laughed and said:

"What do you mean by laughing? We are here to admire you, the master. Your Wuhun Wanda theory is now famous throughout the country! We idiots must come to admire your harvest! After all, you can make up a theory worth two gold soul coins, and we can't compare!"

Yu Xiaogang's face froze. He was very angry and wanted to beat this man up, but so many people were looking at him with a mocking expression, so he didn't have the courage to take action.

At this time, Tang San stood up and clasped his fists and said:

"Teachers and students, my teacher and I just returned from the Soul Hunting Forest. We encountered a 400-year-old mandragora snake and fought with it. Now we are exhausted and need to rest. Please don't stop us."

Someone said in surprise:

"A 400-year-old mandragora snake? How did you survive?"

When it comes to this, Yu Xiaogang floats up all of a sudden, with his hands behind his back, and proudly said:

"You can't believe it, we not only survived, but also killed it!"

"Killed it? Could it be that Tang San absorbed the 400-year soul ring?!"

Someone couldn't help asking.

And this question made Yu Xiaogang's face freeze instantly!

It's over, Gang just wanted to show off, how could Xiao San have a 400-year soul ring?

Tang San's face looked even uglier. He just secretly pulled Dashi's clothes to let him stop talking nonsense, but Dashi didn't notice it at all.

After learning that the master and apprentice hunted a 400-year-old mandragora snake and had a high probability of absorbing its soul ring, everyone was boiling.

"Xiao Tang San, show us your soul ring, it's a 400-year soul ring!"

"Let us see it quickly, otherwise the 400-year-old Mandragora Snake is fake!"

Tang San's face was pale, and Yu Xiaogang's face was also pale.

It was true that he killed the 400-year-old Mandragora Snake, and it was also true that he absorbed the 400-year-old soul ring, but the problem was that the final soul ring was not a 100-year soul ring. Who would believe it if I told them?

Yu Xiaogang said in a deep voice:

"Xiao San is too tired, and can't show his soul ring now"

"Oh, just show your soul ring for a while, what's the matter?"

"That's right, just for a while! Or were you guys just lying, and there was no 400-year-old Mandragora Snake at all?"

Yu Xiaogang was helpless and panicked.

At this moment, Bai Yu outside the crowd suddenly said loudly:

"I testify! The four-hundred-year-old mandragora snake is real! Dashi and Tang San did hunt down a four-hundred-year-old mandragora snake!"

Everyone's eyes immediately fell on Bai Yu:

"Boy, what evidence do you have?"

Bai Yu smiled and said:

"Dashi was poisoned by the snake in order to hunt him, and it was his apprentice Tang San who helped him detoxify. Does this count as evidence?"

Everyone nodded and said:

"Count!"

Then they looked at Yu Xiaogang, meaning to ask him to show the wound.

Yu Xiaogang's face turned pale.

How can I show it with so many people? !