Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse
Chapter 32 A tailor-made dead end
Yu Xiaogang was embarrassed, and Tang San was also a little embarrassed. If his teacher took off his pants and exposed his butt in public, wouldn't his disciple also be embarrassed?
He complained a little bit about Bai Yu, but at this moment, Bai Yu squeezed through the crowd and walked in, whispering to Tang San:
"Xiaosan, don't worry about losing face. No soul master can guarantee where he will be injured during a battle. Your teacher's injury was an accident, but you can show your sincerity by helping him detoxify. The more injured your teacher is, the more likely he is to be injured." Shame on you, the greater you become!”
Tang San's eyes lit up, what Xiaoyu said makes sense!
I sacrificed so much in order to help my teacher detoxify, doesn't it just show that I, Tang San, value love and righteousness?
Tang San looked at Da Shi, his eyes burning, and he almost said to Yu Xiaogang, "Teacher, just take off your pants!"
Yu Xiaogang felt Tang San's eyes and felt annoyed, how the hell could I take off my pants in public?
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang is unwilling to take off his pants to show his wounds in public]
Bai Yu removed "no" and changed "unwilling" to "willing".
As Bai Yu made modifications, Yu Xiaogang suddenly had an inexplicable idea in his heart. He wanted to take off his pants. He really wanted to take them off. He was not afraid even if there were people present. The more people, the better!
Without saying a word, Yu Xiaogang bent over and took off his pants!
The crowd immediately exclaimed, the girls covered their eyes one after another, while the men were more confused than the other, wondering why Yu Xiaogang took off his pants.
Don't you want to show the wound?
What's the difference between this and being a gangster?
Yu Xiaogang said loudly:
"Look, my wound is on my butt!"
He raised his butt, revealing a hideous but already healing wound.
Everyone's eyes left his pitifully small body and shifted to the wound on his butt. Someone nodded and said:
"Well, it does look like the venom of the datura snake."
Yu Xiaogang shook his butt and said proudly:
"Really? We have hunted Datura snakes for four hundred years. Am I going to lie?"
At this time, someone asked again:
"You just said that Tang San helped you detoxify. How did he detoxify you?"
Tang San was very embarrassed, but for the sake of his reputation, he still raised his head and said loudly:
"The situation was urgent and I helped the teacher suck out the toxin!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.
The atmosphere at the scene became subtle for a moment. Just when everyone was about to die of embarrassment, someone suddenly sighed:
"Tang San sacrificed his life to save his master, he is such a good disciple!"
When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief and agreed:
"Yes, Tang San is such a good disciple!"
"Blessed are the wet ones."
"Yeah yeah."
Tang San's vanity was greatly satisfied. He subconsciously turned around, only to find that Bai Yu was gone.
At the same time, at the edge of the crowd, Bai Yu, who took the lead in sighing, quietly left the place.
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were like generals returning from victory. One had an inflated vanity because of his fame. The other was very satisfied because he took off his pants in public. The two of them walked towards Yu Xiaogang's office with their heads held high.
The crowd made way for the two people with subtle expressions. After watching the two people enter the office, the scene was quiet for a few seconds, and then became noisy again.
"Oops, I just remembered that I haven't confiscated my clothes yet. I went to collect them, hehehe."
"I haven't washed the dishes yet, I'm going to do the dishes, hahaha"
"Ahem, it's gone, it's gone, hee hee hee."
Everyone left the venue with a Nanbang smile.
In the office, watching the crowd outside disperse through the window, Tang San frowned and said:
"No, why did they disperse so quickly?"
According to his idea, they should continue to spread his good name!
At this time, Yu Xiaogang also walked over, and Tang San subconsciously turned his head and glanced, the corner of his mouth twitching crazily.
"Teacher, can you put your pants on?"
. . . . . . .
The next day, when Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were walking in school, they suddenly heard many bad rumors.
"Have you heard? There was a pervert who took off his pants right in front of the school yesterday!"
"Really or not?"
"Really, I heard it's so small!"
Yu Xiaogang's face froze.
Tang San's expression froze.
The master and apprentice looked at each other in confusion.
How could it become like this?
. . . . . . .
"How did it become like this? Haha, two idiots."
In Bai Yu's small single room, he sat by the window, admiring the scenery, and said in a voice that only he could hear:
"Isn't this nonsense? This guy Tang San, thinks he will be praised by everyone for sacrificing his life to save his teacher? Overthinking, Yu Xiaogang is not a positive figure, but a clown who brags and doesn't draft! He sacrificed his life to save a clown , still expect to be praised?”
"Of course, if Tang San is smart and releases the news bit by bit to guide public opinion, it is possible to set up people. Unfortunately, both Tang San and Dashu are very concerned about face, and they are both responsible and established. It is impossible for them to do this patience."
"Under my modification, Dashu took off his pants on the spot, and Tang San said on the spot that he helped Dashu suck out the toxins. Everyone would naturally associate them with their postures. Didn't the rumors spread? After all, they both The reviews are not good.”
"Besides, what can Tang San use to prove that they hunted down the 400-year-old Mandragora Snake? The 4-year spirit ring? Even if everything went well before and everyone was moved by his deeds of sacrificing himself to save his master, but he couldn't produce the 400-year spirit ring, everyone would immediately think that everything was a story made up by the two of them."
Bai Yu thought so, with a smile on his face.
With Tang San and Yu Xiaogang's IQ, they would have to count money for him even if they were sold out by him.
Of course he had to help Tang San publicize his deeds. After all, he was Tang San's good brother. Tang San sacrificed himself to save his master, so he must publicize it and let the world know about it!
But how the world sees and spreads this matter is none of his business. After all, Tang San and Dashi have a very bad reputation, so everyone will subconsciously think of everything that happened to these two people in a bad way, and public opinion will naturally begin to discredit this pair of master and apprentice.
This is the same as the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. If the winner wins, there will be great scholars to debate for him. If the loser loses, then everything is up to the winner.
If Tang San and Yu Xiaogang had a good reputation, there would be great scholars who would argue for them. But unfortunately, their reputation is not good, and it is very bad. One is a homosexual, and the other is a madman.
Moreover, after a while, when Tang San's four-year spirit ring comes out, even a small group of people who stand on Tang San's side with the mentality of "not against people but against things" will instantly turn against him.
After all, you, Yu Xiaogang, said that you were poisoned because you were hunting the mandragora snake. You said that you successfully hunted the mandragora snake, but what about the spirit ring?
No spirit ring? Then what are you talking about!
This is a dead end, a dead end tailored by Bai Yu for Tang San and Master!
Bai Yu can foresee that in the next period of time, Tang San and Master will be completely ruined. And he, Bai Yu, will become the only good brother that Tang San trusts, pushing Tang San into the abyss step by step, and finally let Tang San completely perish in obscurity!
After all, both of them are time travelers, and neither of them is willing to live under someone else's roof. So there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and sooner or later there will be a war. This is destined.
In other words, the two have been enemies from the beginning, but Bai Yu is trying to use Tang San to improve himself as much as possible, and then find a chance to kill him at the end!
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