Earthy Superstar

It was He Ling who answered the phone. When he heard the first half of the sentence, he still felt that the other person was very polite, but when the sentence "fetal god" suddenly came to him, He Ling was a little confused. Many of his good friends are from Xichuan, and of course they know what this means.

It should be someone who has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu?

Everyone in the mushroom house only knows the person he invited, so He Ling was very confused. He remembered that Li Tiezhu had only one quota, and Luhani was the one invited.

He Ling put the phone aside and said with a smile: "Tie Zhu! Someone called'Baby God' to answer the phone."

Li Tiezhu answered the phone: "Suo Ye Zi, Hua Bao Gu! What do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat barbecue, grilled fish, grilled lamb skewers, grilled beef tendon, rely on pork belly..."

"Bake your uncle! Give the fish out."

"This is the attitude of your mushroom house?"

"You can't even ask for notice fees, you are not qualified to order food! Bye!"

"Hey, hello..."

beep!

He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed madly. The quarrel in Xichuan dialect is too happy, especially the overlapping words.

He Ling: "Tie Zhu, your friend?"

Li Tiezhu: "A refugee from the show business circled his head three times and begged me to take him to a variety show. I reluctantly agreed. Still want to order food? Who gives him confidence?"

Huang Sanshi: "Qin Tao, right? That little fat guy, you two iron buddies, it's no wonder that you speak so casually."

Li Tiezhu: "Yeah."

He Ling smiled and asked: "Tie Zhu, can you give you some popular science? What is "fetal god"."

Li Tiezhu didn't change his face and sat down and drank the rice thin: "From the mother's womb, he looks good-looking male gods or goddesses with outstanding temperament."

Huang Sanshi: "Teacher He is also a fetal god, not a fetal god."

He Ling: "Puff...I don't deserve it!"

On the other side, Qin Tao was sitting in the car of the show crew, holding a roasted sweet potato in his hand and gnawing, with a dazed expression: "Am I not qualified to order?"

Staff: "Really not."

Qin Tao: "Then why do you want me to call?"

Staff: "It's just to humiliate you, Tie Zhu arranged."

Qin Tao: "I want to get off!"

Staff: "Master, stop, this person will not be recorded."

Qin Tao: "Aha! I'm joking, don't you have a sense of variety? Hey!"

staff member:"……"

The picture freezes at the moment Qin Tao is forced, and the subtitles appear:

"Qin Tao, 18 years old. A quasi-competitive actor of Yunde Society, nicknamed "Brother Postpartum", which stands for "Postpartum Care of Sows"."

When the show came here, the barrage was lively:

"My Nima, my Nima..."

"Welcome to my postpartum brother's first variety show!"

"Tears are streaming down my face! In the rest of my life, I finally saw Brother Zheng and the postpartum brother combine together again!"

"The combination of two characters is to be discussed!"

"The iron head baby gave a warning: Who wants to fit with my pillar?"

"Brother postpartum is arrogant and brutally beaten in the face. I love hearing about it!"

"Qin Tao's expression, smile once at a time."

"The car really stopped, my postpartum brother is embarrassed, haha..."

Mushroom House, He Ling said, "Isn't it a bit too much to ask people to come or not to pay, and to not allow people to order food?"

Li Tiezhu: "Then what do you say?"

He Ling: "I think it's pretty good. There is no surplus for the mushroom house..."

I feel very happy.

Then, He Ling said again: "I still lost the exam questions for the second period. I still work in this period. Teacher Huang is the uncle, right Tie Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu: "Yes!"

In order to raise Huang Sanshi's weight by 20 kilograms, I worked hard.

Huang Sanshi: "Ah? What test? Why don't I remember? Guess the dog in the first period, what is the second period?"

He Ling couldn't figure it out. It was nonsense after all: "Why did you forget? Tie Zhu, remind him."

Li Tiezhu was also dumbfounded: "Huh? It's just...fish."

Huang Sanshi: "?"

He Ling had an idea: "Betting on whether Xushan can catch a fish, you say no, I say yes, I lost."

Huang Sanshi thought for a while and said, "There is such a thing, but is this an exam question?"

He Ling: "I didn't know before. Later, the program team told me that Li Tiezhu's questions were very random, and we didn't know it."

Li Tiezhu kept his lips secretly, you are just random!

Huang Sanshi limped suddenly and barely recognized it. After all, it's better to be idle than busy.

The subtitle team also made a secret task progress bar, the current completion rate: 2/20. It shows that Huang Sanshi has weighed two catties.

Then, He Ling went to the program group to hook up.

The phone rang again.

Or He Ling answered the phone: "Hello? This is the mushroom house, what do you order? Braised hoof meat? A portion of braised hoof meat."

Huang Sanshi: "Who is braised in soy sauce?"

Li Tiezhu: "Eight Precepts..."

He Ling: "What else? Pickled Duxian? Ah, there are bamboo shoots! How many of you? Six? Seven?"

The phone said: "We are a large boy group."

He Ling: "Men's team?"

Huang Sanshi walked to the yard: "It's also a boy group... Mushroom House will not accept it!"

Li Tiezhu: "Seven dwarfs? Or gourd baby?"

He Ling: "Puff...so, do you think it's fake, right?"

Li Tiezhu: "It doesn't matter if he is true or not, the two dishes are counted as two people. If you don’t eat enough, you will be hungry. This is the way of hospitality in the mushroom house. After all, you come to experience life in the mushroom house. What does being hungry call experiencing life?"

He Ling: "I have to admit, you still make a lot of sense. The Mushroom House is a hungry and thin guest, and fattening teacher Huang. Ha!"

Li Tiezhu nodded readily.

In fact, He Ling called this so-called boy team. Of course, he knew that there were only three people on the other side, and Luhani would not come until tomorrow.

Judging from the guest lineup, this episode is relatively thin, so Qin Tao is added to the program group, at least there are many people. However, the program team still firmly believes that these three people with good comedy talents can record good shows.

Soon Qin Tao came, carrying a canvas bag, wearing tight leather pants and a leather jacket, and looking at the door with a shrunken head.

Li Tiezhu is chopping wood, Huang Sanshi is processing the dried bamboo shoots of the previous period, which have been dried, and He Ling is making coffee.

Huang Sanshi first saw Qin Tao: "What do you think? Come in directly, there is no dog at home."

He had met Qin Tao, so he was not unfamiliar.

Qin Tao opened the door and came in: "Don't lie to me, you have two dogs! I have watched TV!"

He Ling smiled and said, "Qin Tao, right? Welcome."

Qin Tao nodded and thanked: "Thanks..."

With his left foot mixed with his right foot, Qin Tao fell with great difficulty, and the little H who ran over to greet the guests slapped his face and quickly jumped up.

Li Tiezhu glanced at him: "What do you wear?"

Qin Tao: "I will be myself! I like to wear leather clothes and leather pants! What's wrong?"

Li Tiezhu looked at the bright sun, smiled happily, and threw his axe away: "Come and chop wood!"

Qin Tao put down his bag and began to chop wood, and then realized: "What about you?"

Li Tiezhu: "I went to drink coffee."

Qin Tao: "I am a guest!"

Li Tiezhu: "The rules of the mushroom house, the guests work and the owner cooks."

Qin Tao: "Oh."

Under the influence of Song Zhu'er and Leng Ba, Li Tiezhu can gradually accept coffee. Although Zheng Yanzi's milk tea is still not as good as Zheng Yanzi's milk tea, it will not be embarrassing if he can swallow it anyway.

He Ling poured a cup of coffee for Li Tiezhu and said with a smile: "Don't let people order food, and let people do the work as soon as they come. He didn't put the bag. Is there such a friend of you?"

Huang Sanshi said: "This is a true friend."

Fortunately, Qin Tao was not spoiled, he took off his leather jacket, his chubby body turned out to be very agile, and it was not a problem to chop wood.

Soon, Shao Gang arrived with Li Dan and a ruler.

He Ling then went to the pergola and introduced each other.

Li Tiezhu didn't know a single one: "Teacher Shao Gang! Hello! Li Dan? Dan Dan? Oh! Okay. Ruler? Wouldn't your dad beat you in this way?"

Ruler: "Why beat me?"

Li Tiezhu: "Why don't you beat you? To be ugly, you must dress simple, my old man said."

ruler:"……"

Who on earth is the King of Tucao?

The three were arranged by He Ling to sit down and drink coffee together. At the end, Shao Gang asked: "Who is the little fat guy who chops wood over there?"

Li Tiezhu said, "The one who talks about cross talk like them is called Qin Tao."

Li Dan: "We are not a cross talk, this is a talk show, which originated in Europe..."

Li Tiezhu: "That's a cross talk! I understand, I understand!"

Li Dan had an expression that you know what a dandan, but he didn't say anything.

On the way here, Shao Gang had instructed him and the ruler to get along with Li Tiezhu and not to cause trouble.

After all, although they are also well-known, they happened to join Penguin Video to make a new show "Tucao Gala" this year. The ratings are good, so they came to play a wave of shows, but they didn't dare to fall out with Penguin's top card. They even wanted to invite Li Tiezhu to play. The first phase.

It can only be said that if you are dealing with penguin culture, you have to give Li Tiezhu face. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu is not only in the sky, even Penguin has made it clear that he will become a superstar in all-round development.

Over there, Qin Tao was not convinced: "Li Tiezhu! Why, I'll work when I come, and they'll drink coffee when they come? Didn't the guests have to work?"

Li Dan took the lead: "I don't know how to work. Work is not my strong point. I'm here to eat."

Li Tiezhu: "There is no free dinner or lunch in the Mushroom House."

Huang Sanshi sneered: "Only free breakfast..."

He Ling: "Hougu rice is thin!"

Li Dan: "Then I won't order anymore, I have rice gruel for three meals."

Li Tiezhu: "Yes, but we want to eat meat!"

"what?"

"If you don't work, we won't have meat to eat."

"What's the meaning?"

Li Tiezhu immediately said, "Taozi is here, Brother Dan is going to chop wood."

Li Dan helped his glasses: "I said, I don't know how to work."

Li Tiezhu: "Yes! So you have to learn, go, Taozi will teach you. Come to the mushroom house, we will make you fall in love with work."

Qin Tao immediately pulled the reluctant Li Dan over, handed the axe and started to guide, there was still a tacit understanding with Li Tiezhu.

I hacked it a few times, but didn't hit it once.

Li Dan threw his axe away: "Oh, I won't cut it anymore, I really don't fit to work."

The ruler snickered.

Shao Gang was a little embarrassed and quickly finished the game: "This kid really didn't do much work, let alone chopping wood."

He Ling and Huang Sanshi didn't mind, the key was Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu smiled and walked over, secretly winking at Li Tiezhu: "It's okay, it's okay to do things like work, mainly depends on your interest. We will help you fall in love with work!"

Li Dan is at a loss, I'm here to eat~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to dry woolen yarn!

At this time, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao had completed the front and back flanking.

Li Dan felt a little danger, but it was too late.

Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao did it at the same time... Tickle it, tickling Li Dan to the point of trembling and laughing, and finally turned to the ground and continued to pump, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao still did not stop their hands.

He Ling and Huang Sanshi leaned forward and then joined together with laughter. Serious brother and postpartum brother are combined, they are different! Raising your hand is a fit technique!

At present, the only people who have enjoyed this class of tricks are Mr. Tony and... Li Dan.

Shao Gang was a little dazed, and the ruler was frightened.

Li Dan was struggling to death, and shouted: "Goose, goose, goose...haha, goose, goose... Please goose, goose, goose... I love to work!"

Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao stopped at the same time, condescending.

Li Dan sat on the ground and wiped his tears: "I... love to chop wood! Okay? Where's my axe?"