Earthy Superstar

This battle ended with Li Dan shivering and carrying an axe and continuing to chop wood. Qin Tao was instructing him. Li Dan, who had said that he had no energy and could not work, gradually learned how to chop wood, although his attitude was not correct, but After all, Chai He was split apart.

Li Tiezhu walked back and asked the ruler suddenly, "Are you good at work?"

The ruler instantly said: "Yes! And, I love to work."

Li Tiezhu nodded, ru Zi can teach.

It's so ridiculous that you want to eat but not work when you come to Mushroom House? Do you think you are Chen Chichi? Chen Chichi didn't meet me, Li Tiezhu!

Li Tiezhu returned to the pergola and continued to drink coffee. Huang Sanshi blinked at Li Tiezhu quietly, and He Ling smiled and said nothing.

In fact, it was not Li Tiezhu who made things difficult for the guests. It was because the attitude of this guy was too bad, and he offended all the three gangsters of Mushroom House when he came up.

One sentence I'm here to eat, can I not sinner?

Do you treat Huang Sanshi as your cook?

Are you uncle?

Li Tiezhu saw Huang Sanshi's face turned black at the time.

It is difficult for Huang Sanshi to live with Li Dan himself, and Li Tiezhu would not be used to him.

Seeing that Shao Gang’s expression was slightly embarrassed, Huang Sanshi joked: “Our Tie Zhu is best at helping people develop hobbies. If you don’t like to work very much, you will become more diligent when you come to the mushroom house, such as Xu Shanzheng. !"

This is a round field, and it is also supporting Li Tiezhu. Xu Shanzheng has been abused by my family Tie Zhu. This kid is a damn!

He Ling spouted a sip of coffee: "Puff..."

He remembered the scene of Xu Shan Zheng being shampooed by Hu Niu.

When the show ended here, the barrage was controversial for the first time:

"Li Tiezhu is a bit too much, right?"

"What's the origin of this plum egg? I don't work even one bite, who do you think you are?"

"This ending is extremely comfortable."

"Still a familiar formula @托尼老师."

"Li Dan has his own way of comedy, Li Tiezhu bullies people."

"The first person on the egg show, Mushroom House is too disrespectful to people? They just talk about it if they don't work."

"Li Dan? Never heard of it!"

"In the words of our Daxichuan, make ugly people behave more!"

"Happy? Sorry, I didn't see it."

"On the feeling of joy, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao have finished exploding him!"

"The so-called talk show is just a manuscript written in advance and talked on stage. If you have the ability, you can hang it out!"

"What's on sale?"

"Anyway, I don't think Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are doing anything wrong."

He chopped three more pieces of wood, Li Dan put down his axe, rubbed his shoulders, wiped his sweat, and said nonchalantly: "Oh! I'm so tired from work, I have to rest."

Qin Tao ignored him and went straight to the pergola to drink coffee, which Li Tiezhu poured him.

After Li Dan came in, he dared not talk to Li Tiezhu, so he instructed the ruler to chop the firewood and said, "It's too hard for you to experience it."

Shao Gang handed over his coffee: "Take a break."

In fact, Li Dangan chopping firewood for three minutes in total.

After experiencing the ruler, Li Tiezhu exclaimed, "Brother Ruler, come back and rest a while, the coffee is almost cold."

When the ruler came back with a smile, Li Dan smiled weirdly.

In accordance with international practice, Uncle Huang began to arrange work: "I have to buy a piece of bacon for pickling. Some of you dig bamboo shoots, and some of you get shepherd's purse. It is best to dig more bamboo shoots, and make the remaining dried bamboo shoots in exchange for money. Shepherd's purse is the same, you can make dried plums."

Li Tiezhu said, "The four of us are going to dig bamboo shoots. Teacher He and Teacher Shao Gang are going to get shepherd's purse."

Shao Gang said to Li Dan and ruler: "Yes! Let's work together in a division of labor, and you guys dig bamboo shoots well."

The ruler nodded, but Li Dan remained silent.

He Ling: "Okay! In addition, let's go shopping for groceries, hooves or something."

Huang Sanshi said, "I have to go, because cooking is my job and Tie Zhu's job."

Originally, every episode of the program is basically like this. Huang Sanshi is used to not doing farm work leisurely, after all, cooking is already very tiring.

But this time is different.

Li Dan got up instantly with an angry smile on his face. Maybe he thinks this is very comedic?

The ruler was stunned, and then stood up.

Li Tiezhu glared at the ruler, and the ruler sat down again.

Li Dan: "Is that right? Teacher Huang, I don't think there is anything wrong with this...I can do this too. I can find a restaurant and order one!"

He Ling laughed loudly, alleviating the embarrassment.

Huang Sanshi put his bare feet on the table, leaning back, wearing sunglasses, and smiling brightly.

There is a barrage here saying that Huang Sanshi's posture is indecent and does not respect people, but he does not know that he is already angry.

Whether or not to buy groceries is second, what does it mean to order one in a restaurant?

Li Tiezhu hugged his head and lay on the bamboo chair, laughing.

Looking for a restaurant? You order one? Then you come to the mushroom house to make trouble? I thought I was humorous! In fact, just this sentence offended both Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu, and even He Ling was upset.

Shao Gang has a high emotional intelligence, and quickly said: "Li Dan! Li Dan!"

Li Dan still smiled triumphantly, with a witty expression on his face, and quickly praise my appearance. Damn it! Li Tiezhu will, and I will too, can he be better than me? I am a professional talk show actor!

As everyone knows, Li Tiezhu smashed people harshly, but never sinned, but would turn people into friends.

This is the difference!

Shao Gang's expression changed when he saw that guy was still proud, and pointed at him, "Stop talking! Stop talking!"

Li Dan seemed to have noticed that the atmosphere was not right. Although the three demon of Mushroom House were smiling and they were smiling very brightly, they always felt that something was wrong.

He picked up the sponsored milk and took a sip to hide his embarrassment.

The ruler on the side sat down well, and forced a small face towards Qin Tao beside him.

Qin Tao was playing with dogs. In the past six months at Yunde Agency, his EQ has been improved a lot. He had already discovered something was wrong, so he kept silent.

Shao Gang is an old world in the end, and his opening is a classic: "Children are not sensible, this bargaining requires some social experience, so... let's go!"

He Ling took a sip of coffee and sprayed it into his coffee cup, confused.

Shao Gang's great thing is that Huang Sanshi can't care about the sentence that the child is not sensible. Let's go next, and instantly break the embarrassment, and play an excellent variety show effect.

He Ling: "Mr. Huang usually goes shopping with me."

Shao Gang said: "Then you are tired enough, you have to rest, rest at home, and dig some shepherd's purse when you have time."

He Ling: "..."

Li Tiezhu stood up: "Prior to this, the program crew, let's collect our honey and dried bamboo shoots!"

The director counted the money, a total of one hundred and twenty-eight yuan. Li Tiezhu collected the money and added one yuan to the money for planting the seedlings last time, totaling more than two hundred and sixty.

He Ling: "Mushroom House has never been so rich."

Huang Sanshi whispered: "You have to find a way to spend all the money, it's better to owe debts, and let Li Tiezhu take out the three hundred spare gold."

He Ling gave an OK gesture. He is now the role of a double agent, helping Huang Sanshikeng Li Tiezhu's money, and also helping Li Tiezhu fatten Huang Sanshi.

Huang Sanshi said: "Well, let's go shopping together, and we will get shepherd's purse when we come back. The four of you...who is older? How many years have you been?"

Li Dan: "89 years."

Ruler: "95."

Qin Tao: "We are 98, I am half a year old Tiezhu."

Huang Sanshi: "Well, Tie Zhu will take his three brothers to dig bamboo shoots. How many digging..."

Li Dan: "Hey? Why isn't it the biggest..."

Li Tiezhu: "Two baskets, full."

Huang Sanshi's eyes lit up and he knew that Li Tiezhu was going to do something: "Yes! You have to finish the four tasks. If you don't finish it, you will have no food to eat at night. Do you know?"

Li Dan sighed and pulled at the T-shirt.

He Ling: "Before you leave, you have to give us the money for buying vegetables."

Shao Gang: "Is Li Tiezhu really in charge of the money?"

Huang Sanshi: "Otherwise? Tie Zhu is our mushroom house!"

Li Tiezhu pulled out two hundred yuan: "A hoof, plus lamb skewers, beef tendon, pork belly, etc., buy everything you need for barbecue."

Huang Sanshi: "No problem..."

Qin Tao licked his lips, he deserves to be my brother!

"go!"

Li Tiezhu stood up, Qin Tao followed closely, and the ruler hurriedly followed. Li Dan stood up slowly and yawned.

Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao each carried a bamboo basket, and the four of them carried a **** and walked out of the courtyard.

In the pergola, Shao Gang vomited: "Li Dan doesn't know how to do a little work, and he refuses to do manual labor!"

He Ling: "Great! Let him change today."

Huang Sanshi smiled: "I believe Tie Zhu about this matter. He can inspire anyone's enthusiasm for labor. Even Teacher He and I were squeezed by him, and I couldn't touch the money."

Shao Gang touched his chin, with an ominous premonition.

No matter how I listened, I felt that Huang Sanshi's words seemed to be vaccinated.

It seems to be saying that He Ling and I can't control Li Tiezhu. If your guy is playing around and not doing work, Tie Zhu will definitely be able to deal with him. You must be mentally prepared.

The four people went all the way up to the bamboo forest. They shouted slogans and acted in unison, and obviously there was no tacit understanding.

When first digging bamboo shoots, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were basically digging. Those two watched the excitement.

Li Dan also quietly said to the ruler: "Look at that idiot Qin Tao, you still want to be popular when you talk about cross talk these days? You look stupid, and you only deserve to do some farm work."

The ruler did not speak, a little embarrassed.

In fact, Li Dan's whisper was very quiet, but the accompanying cameraman quietly showed Li Tiezhu the recorded video. After all, Tiezhu in the Mushroom House is also a giant, and his status is lofty.

Li Tiezhu smiled and divided the tasks directly: "Qin Tao, you and Brother Ruler have a basket of bamboo shoots. Brother Dan and I have a basket of bamboo shoots, and we will act separately."

Qin Tao: "Okay!"

Digging bamboo shoots is still very simple for Qin Tao, and he has done a lot of farm work.

Li Dan was a little bit happy, so he could work with Li Tiezhu all the way.

Soon, Li Tiezhu dug up seven bamboo shoots, already half-backed, and Li Dan had been watching around until now. When he was digging for the eighth root, Li Dan volunteered and said: "I'm going to find bamboo shoots. You can dig after you find it. How easy it is."

Li Tiezhu said, "Find you and dig by yourself! I dug eight trees. You only need to dig six."

Li Dan shook his head and walked away: "I'm still looking for bamboo shoots, I don't know how to dig."

Li Tiezhu did not speak.

Soon, Li Tiezhu dug up the bamboo shoots, and Li Dan walked back: "I didn't find the bamboo shoots. They should be gone. Let's go back."

Li Tiezhu said: "Six trees!"

Li Dan: "There are no bamboo shoots. I can't dig."

Li Tiezhu: "I'll help you find one, here is one."

Li Dan: "I'm weak and can't dig."

"Why is it weak?"

"Because I am not confident."

"Why not confident?"

"Because I'm weak."

"Huh! Six trees!"

"I really don't know how to dig, you can do it in twos or twos. Don't be so troublesome."

"Six trees."

"I don't dig."

"Then you can't go down the mountain."

"No, why are you threatening the guests?"

"The cameraman, don't take pictures, you go and smoke a cigarette next to you! Six trees, I said! Only after digging enough can you go down the mountain."

"Why? Can't I stop eating?"

"No! It's your business if you don't click, and it's mine. I can stay with you until midnight, and the show crew won't cut half of the shot. No one knows what's happening here. Even if you quit now and don't record this episode, you have to dig out the bamboo shoots for me!"

"You...you are against me."

"Yes!"

"..."

"How about I help you build up some strength?"

Li Tiezhu rubbed his hands as he said, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com crackled with a burst of beans, as if trying to convince people with virtue.

So scared that Li Dan shrank his neck, the cameraman ran away, and was beaten in vain. He knew that Li Tiezhu's "wind evaluation" was always bad.

In the end, Li Dan was digging bamboo shoots and he was still very motivated. Li Tiezhu would dig as he pleased.

"This is broken, don't count, dig again."

"This is too small to be considered half a root."

"Dig deeper."

"Swing the **** higher..."

The cameramen came back, looking at each other, the ghost knew what black magic Li Tiezhu used.

After a while, Qin Tao came over with a basket of bamboo shoots and a ruler, staring dumbfounded, and watching Li Dan dig the bamboo shoots "interestingly".

Has the sun come out from the west?