Earthy Superstar

Liu Mei is actually quite familiar with Guo Dalin, but she is relatively unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu. He has always heard Li Tiezhu's name in the past two years, but he has not paid much attention to it. At first, she thought it was a new top-level fresh meat, but it took a long time to find out, oh, it turns out that the red guy looks like this? That's it?

Li Tiezhu admires Liu Mei a lot. She is the idol of two generations of Li Fugui and Li Tiezhu. Li Fugui likes her sketches, and Li Tiezhu likes her family of TV dramas.

Liu Mei took the lead: "When are you Da Linzi?"

Guo Dalin: "I'm ninety-six."

Liu Mei: "Twenty-two, it's not too young anymore, do you have a girlfriend?"

Eh? !

Program group: The care of the elders is always painful.

Guo Dalin panicked: "Just ask this question when you come up?"

"Don't ask?"

"No, not yet."

Liu Mei looked at Li Tiezhu again: "You boy, what year are you in?"

Li Tiezhu: "Nine-Eight."

"Yo hello! Real or fake? You seem to be more vicissitudes of life than Da Linzi, you haven't concealed it?"

"No, I've been black since I was a kid, and still ugly."

"Yeah, are all the stars now so self-aware? To tell the truth, boy, you are a little sloppy, but it's okay, we are young, only twenty."

"How old are you?"

"Can I not talk about it? You ask me, oh, I am angry."

"Anyway, my dad has loved watching your sketches since he was a child."

"No recording, let's go, hurt your self-esteem!"

Barrage:

"The narration of this show is interesting"

"Come for Da Linzi."

"Look at Tie Zhu."

"Come and learn how to talk with Guo Dalin."

"Learn from Tie Zhu."

"Being urged to marry again, Da Linzi can't escape his fate anywhere."

"Tie Zhu looks like twenty-eight, haha"

"Easily resolve the embarrassment of Guo Dalin, and even more embarrassed Li Tiezhu on the backhand."

"My dad has watched your sketches since he was a child, this knife is really cruel!"

"Society is my iron pillar!"

Guo Dalin hurriedly dragged Liu Mei back, who pretended to be leaving, "Don't tell me, he's just a mallet, otherwise the show crew won't let him come to find trouble."

Liu Mei: "How did this thing become popular?"

Li Tiezhu said: "Things are precious."

Liu Mei: ""

Guo Dalin smiled and said: "He has his birthday the day after tomorrow, but two days ago, I, Yue Ge, Tao Zi, and Luhani Luhani, we celebrated his birthday together. Or else I have no chance to fool him into our show!"

Liu Mei: "Oh, it's less than twenty? I have to talk, do you have a girlfriend? It's not in a hurry."

"Yes, I have."

"Huh? Really? Can it be broadcast? Or chop off this paragraph?"

"No, people all over the country know that my girlfriend is Song Zhuer."

"Little Nezha? Hey, I am out of touch with society? You are a singer, right? Is there any masterpiece?"

Li Tiezhu drank his tea: "That's a long story. Let me tell you this. My first song is a masterpiece."

Liu Mei: "You are really not humble!"

Guo Dalin smiled and said: "Aunt Mei, you are really ignorant. He is really the first classic. It is not a classic by our young people. His fans cover all ages. Moreover, he said cross talk is better than my dad. Where is the reason?"

Liu Mei frowned: "You two will fool me, how can a singer talk about cross talk?"

Guo Dalin: "Really! I'm looking for a video for you. When he was performing at the Yunde Club in Tianjin, the audience did not stop after returning to the show three times. He told him that I was my partner Taozi, and they were young."

Liu Mei was a little shaken: "San Fan? Can you really talk about cross talk?"

Guo Dalin: "No one can fool you! Zhu Ge is self-taught and created a new art of musical cross talk! And, do you know the soldier assault? He wrote, directed and acted himself."

Liu Mei: "I've heard of it. It's very popular. My son likes it very much. But I didn't watch it. I knew that the primitive man was pretty good last time."

Li Tiezhu said modestly: "Thanks to the awards. It's all set off by peers!"

Liu Mei: "Are you as humble as you are? Why is this shameless child talking so annoying, annoying!"

The barrage is very lively:

"It's starting again, Tie Zhu really caught someone! I like it."

"Brother Seriously never talks."

"He debuted for two years, he is still the iron and hanhan."

"Liu Mei really doesn't know Li Tiezhu, hasn't even stopped the song?"

"Is it acting? Now these years, there are still people who don't know him?"

"Older people are also normal."

"My dad has watched Aunt Mei's sketches since he was a child."

At this time, Xiangjiang actress Su Lihui wore a wide knitted sweater and pushed in: "Hello, hello"

Liu Mei embraced her first, and then Guo Dalin bent over to shook hands and greeted her, and then received a knife.

Su Lihui: "Wow, why is your foundation so thick? Is this mouth the latest lip color?"

The talking Guo Dalin can only say: "You save me some face."

Finally, Li Tiezhu came up to shake hands.

After Su Lihui and Li Tiezhu hugged briefly, they repeated their tricks: "Tie Zhu, meet again! Why don't you wear makeup? Just cast some shadows."

Li Tiezhu is not used to her: "Do I still need to be rescued? Make-up is a waste of paint, it is better not to use it."

Su Lihui: "That's cosmetics, not pigments."

Li Tiezhu took the menu and handed it over: "You are right in everything, Auntie, here is the order."

Su Lihui: "Am I that old?"

Li Tiezhu: "My dad has watched your movies since he was a child."

This is not nonsense, anyway, until many years later, Li Tiezhu's family still kept the aunt's pirated discs, but Li Fugui did not allow Xiao Tiezhu to watch it, saying that it was a horror movie that would scare children.

Barrage:

"The fairy opening remarks."

"The goddess said Da Linzi was embarrassed."

"I'm still hard."

"As long as there is an iron pillar, the embarrassment can be carried to the end."

"Laughing hard at me, paint?"

"Here is where to find the difference, this is obviously a matter of choice."

"I would like to call Li Tiezhu the leader of Taohuawu."

"The Chief Tucao Officer of Taohuawu."

Soon, the food came, and Liu Mei and Su Lihui began to ridicule Guo Dalin strongly, because he was so "bully" and belonged to the social pistachio.

Li Tiezhu is different, he is stabbed, so the two aunts talk to him less. Li Tiezhu was also happy and relaxed, and he kept boiling the lamb. The spicy and spicy dipping sauce he made was fragrant, and he was not used to eating sesame sauce.

Then Liu Mei asked Su Lihui again: "Why did you come to this show?"

Su Lihui said seriously: "I'm telling the truth, I'm here for you. Then they said there is Da Linzi, oh I think it's okay, because I've seen his cross talk."

It can be called a textbook language of communication.

Li Tiezhu said abruptly, "Aren't you the first guest to sign the contract? You didn't know that they would be here at that time."

Su Lihui, who was speaking seriously, died in an instant: "I, this"

Liu Mei: "Hey! I'm really here to pick a thorn."

Guo Dalin rounded off and said, "That didn't count just now! Let's do it again, sister, why did you come here?"

Su Lihui punched Li Tiezhu twice and slapped her hair and said: "Because he is here, my friends and I like to watch primitive people. Then this show is said to be a relaxed version, and Tie Zhu will come to participate, so I just coming."

Li Tiezhu: "I was fooled into this show the day before yesterday, how could you know in advance?"

Su Lihui: "I"

Guo Dalin: "Tie Zhu, can you stop talking? Our show has just started, so you have to kill it."

Li Tiezhu: "The program group makes me real."

Next, everyone said a little less, and didn't ask any sensitive topics anymore, they were afraid that Li Tiezhu would pick and find fault.

The program team also took the opportunity to tell the guests the main content of the program. In fact, they have already read the detailed planning book and are very clear.

Then, they added WeChat to each other and started "inviting" other guests.

Li Tiezhu was still eating. The three of them left first and went to film variety shows. Li Tiezhu didn't need to go. He just needs to be behind the scenes, watching the real-time shooting and complaining, which is the so-called finding the difference. The ghost knows what the show group thinks.

The first shot was the guest invited by Liu Mei, a singer Su Long.

The two obviously hadn't seen each other, so the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Liu Mei asked first: "Huh? Are you from Liaoshen Nagada?"

Su Long: "Yes."

"How old did you start your debut?"

"I've been since my third year in high school, and I made a record debut when I released a song."

"Which is your most famous song?"

"I'm quite famous."

"Let me go, another self-confident child. Someone told me just now that children now are more confident than we were back then."

"No, no, just kidding, I have no name in front of you."

Then, even more embarrassing came. Liu Mei insisted on asking Su Long to talk about a masterpiece. Su Long was embarrassed to say it, and then froze.

Everything about the picture, Li Tiezhu said: "Little star, there will be a future, a little bit sweet, these are all ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Why are you embarrassed to say? His songs are pretty good! And, your show is too fake, right? The guest Liu Mei invited doesn’t even know herself? It’s so embarrassing to meet? Can’t you search first if you don’t know? I think you don’t call Taohuawu anymore, it’s awkwardwu."

Barrage:

"Being embarrassed for Su Long across the screen."

"Why do you have to ask others' masterpieces?"

"Why is Su Long's face swollen?"

"I'll go, Tie Zhu said my sorrow, what should I do?"

"This show invites serious brother to come to sanction the barrage! Let us have nothing to say."

"If it's Tie Zhu, the backhand is a sentence about your masterpiece."

Li Tiezhu sat in the director's narration and watched the video, spitting out one by one, without mercy. After all, b, which can be seen by his IQ, is this tolerable?

Then it was Zhou Erkang's turn, who was a very wise man.

"I started wearing a mask fifteen years ago. This is called self-protection! What I say, even if it sounds bad, is what I said after careful consideration."

Li Tiezhu said, "It's the same when I say it carefully and open my mouth, isn't it the same? It doesn't sound good! Then why think carefully and waste brain cells."

Zhou Erkang: "I don't eat fried foods or fast food."

Director: "Eating these foods makes people feel happy."

Zhou Erkang: "That's because you are not happy, so you have to eat this happiness. If you are already happy, do you need to eat it?"

Director: ""

Li Tiezhu: "Happiness is doubled! This teacher looks unhappy. People with thick nostrils are generally easy to get angry. The more angry they are, the thicker the nostrils, and then they need to wear a mask."

Barrage:

"Fuck! Serious brother, please leave us a sorrow!"