Earthy Superstar

Chapter 540: : Awkward out of the sky

Just now Zhou Erkang said that he didn't need junk food, and then the picture cut directly to the four junk food take-out boxes, and then brought out a female star who was eating junk food.

Also put subtitles: someone needs it.

The actress's assistant said: "You also know your physique."

Actress: "Take a black physique."

"In fact, your reputation and popularity are not particularly good. This is more serious, and publicity will be more worrying."

"People say me, then if you have something, you can change it, and if you don't, you can reluctantly. I think it's quite open."

"Huh? She just used an idiom."

"I'm very educated!"

pause.

Director: "Tie Zhu, what do you want to say to this actress?"

Li Tiezhu: "First of all, this is a recording, not a reality show at all. This is the pot of your program group. Second, she can't eat four boxes of takeaways by herself unless she is Yang Feiyue. What did she deliberately try to prove? Come and think, she actually eats fake food. The actresses I know, Leng Ba, Yang Mi, Zheng Yanzi, Zhao Liya, Su Lihui, they rarely eat this kind of food, how could they happen to eat it during the recording? Only one person It is Yang Feiyue who dares to eat like this."

Director: "Huh? Uh"

Li Tiezhu said: "And what does the last variety show have to do with her company's publicity? Who is she? Did she sing?"

Director: "She is an actor, don't you know Meng Zuoyi?"

Li Tiezhu: "Is she famous?"

The director nodded, looked at Li Tiezhu, and shook his head: "That's not too famous."

The video continues.

The barrage is divided into two factions:

"This sister is so cute? Really interesting."

"True!"

"Who is this person?"

"Is there really any culture, did you want to promote the last show?"

"Isn't the buy-through draft her specialty?"

"It's still Li Tiezhu's real situation, recording and broadcasting plus falsification, can't eat so many boxes, just forcibly erect people."

"Are you going to eat it? Let's have a show!"

"As a result, I took a bite of fried chicken for such a long period of time, and there was no one left."

"Li Tiezhu directly complained about the loopholes in the show in front of the director. Is it really okay? It was released."

"They asked for it, please be serious, please."

"This woman is full of high-tech!"

Then the picture is shown to Zhangtang, who is starting out, and the people of the rivers and lakes are called the master of the fish pond.

The choreographer asked in the car: "So when Guo Dalin sent you an invitation, you refused, but the body was very honest, so he came."

Zhang Tang: "I really refused! I came here for my job. I was not invited by anyone to come to this place. It was the director group who invited me to work."

Director: "This paragraph is very interesting, domineering president."

Li Tiezhu: "Where is it interesting? People don't want to be invited by Guo Dalin at all. He signed a contract with the program group, and all artists are equal. As a result, you arbitrarily uplifted Liu Mei, Guo Dalin and Su Lihui and asked them to invite other artists. Some People don’t care, but some people are not happy. My Tang brother is quite euphemistic. I tell you that if I encounter this kind of show, I can invite more than a dozen artists to come. ?"

Director Group: ""

Then Li Qinxue took the goose and took several shots.

Li Tiezhu directly vomited: "Do you think Li Qinxue would think of bringing a goose? If it weren't for the wonderful plot designed by your show crew, she would bring a goose? Bringing a swan goose is almost the same. I have seen her, and she is not like a small animal in her personality. What kind of friendship, there is only hatred. Besides, the first three masters kept saying that they didn’t know what the show was for, but it turned out to be good. Li Qinxue took the goose, and Zhang Tang talked about investment? Who is it?"

The show is still going on. Li Tiezhu is not so mean to the newcomers, but he can't stand the two artists. They are fine, but the show crew is too problematic.

"Your purpose is too strong, right? No one knows that this show is about transforming Taohuawu, so what do you invite two artists to do? Isn't this a lice on a bald head?"

"Is it that obvious?"

"What do you think? Do you dare to broadcast what I said? There are problems that are not terrible. When I was a primitive man, the first two episodes were too depressing and uncomfortable. Later, I gradually improved. But, that Calling myself an artist is a bit confusing. I have never heard anyone call myself a singer or a musician anyway."

"Then what do you call yourself?"

"Singers, songwriters, acting actors. Otherwise? Am I calling myself a composer? This is too shameless, right?"

Barrage very much agrees with Li Tiezhu:

"I have to say that Li Tiezhu hit the nail on the head. I said that after watching this show for a long time, I always felt something was wrong."

"My God, this script has too much traces? And there are all kinds of loopholes."

"A serious person who, anyway, has done variety shows himself."

"I call myself an artist, it is indeed a bit weird, I feel his brain is not normal."

"Li Qinxue's goose is indeed a bit fake, and she was forced to shoot several times."

The picture turned around again, and a middle-aged and elderly woman dressed like a high-end compass was shown, and she boarded the car with a little fresh meat. Then, pretending to be surprised, he looked at a pickup truck behind him.

Ms. Compasses held her face and smiled what she thought was a **** the side of the pickup: "Gosh, I almost forgot!"

Little Fresh Meat: "Is this going to be brought over?"

Ms. Compasses girly voice: "Hmm! Hmm!"

The little fresh meat is a bit dull.

Ms. Compasses acted like a baby: "Because the last time I went to see Taohuawu and found it was not so comfortable, I bought a car of flowers. But they are pretty good-looking, isn't it?"

The unknown little fresh meat refused to answer: "Let's take a picture and share it directly."

On the other side, the director said: "Although it's a bit clingy, but it's still very life-like, right?"

Li Tiezhu sneered: "Sneak"

The director asked: "What do you think of Ms. Subasa's taste? These flowers are carefully selected by her."

Li Tiezhu looked at the exquisite picture and couldn't help laughing loudly: "Puff hehe"

"What's the matter?"

"I think it was a mistake that you came to me now. Although you were born with primitive people, the two programs are actually very different. You asked someone who digs in the mud and chops bamboo to make a nest to sleep in, comment on this. What about the taste of flowers that can’t be used or eaten by the car? I just want to say that I’m full!"

"This is a show full of humanities and art."

"I think the semi-finished Taohuawu that flashed by just now is pretty good. Let them decorate, make furniture, and plant flowers by themselves. If you want to do it yourself, what's the matter with the money? And the aunt said Why is this? I haven't seen her acting."

"She is the godmother of Chinese fashion, Subasa, do you know Bazaar Night?"

"Fashion circle, then I don't want to talk about it, go ahead."

"Don't you think Sister Subasa is very fashionable?"

"Well, fashion, looks very fashionable!"

Barrage:

"It's much easier to spit it out."

"Being reasonable, this woman is disgusting to me, um, your sister! She is fifty years old."

"Sorry, my taste hasn't kept up."

"What do you wear? It's still fashionable."

"When it comes to fashion, I only serve the serious brother, and the dog's head saves my life."

"The queen's temperament is really good."

"Is it okay to look fashionable? Tie Zhu is getting more and more stunned."

"A lot of pink eyes."

"Who is eyeing her? Is your brain flooded?"

"This Subasa is really amazing! I think Meng Zuoyi is really cute now, and there is no harm if there is no contrast."

"Fifty-year-old girl, so cute!"

"This is the most embarrassing variety show I have ever seen, none of them. But I still want to watch it!"

Then, the picture switched again, and Zhou Erkang was given a cool shot in which he was galloping on the road wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley motorcycle.

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't he an environmentalist and a healthy person? Isn't this a waste of resources? Obviously he was in a car just now, and he was about to change his motorcycle to play cool. Has the program team bought him insurance? Whoever loses it? And the weather is so cloudy. , Can I see the road clearly with sunglasses?"

The director doesn't want to speak anymore.

Guo Dalin, Zhang Tang, Liu Mei and others came to Taohuawu one after another amidst the welcoming sound of loud speakers.

Program Team: Social fear warning! Embarrassment will be everywhere.

At this time, Li Tiezhu also came out of the director's monitoring room. He was also going to attend the first gathering. The purpose was to complain. Anyway, the program group arranged this way. Maybe Li Tiezhu was not happy enough to complain through the screen.

Li Tiezhu wore a peaked cap and walked like Taohuawu. A car on the road rolled down the window. The female artist who had just eaten junk food in the video stopped him:

"Hello, are you a villager too?"

Li Tiezhu said, "No, I'm a werewolf, and I specialize in killing villagers."

"Ahaha, I know you, Li Tiezhu!"

"Hello Meng Zuoyi."

"you know me?"

"I don't know, the director told me just now, let me talk to you less, lest your company ask him to delete the footage."

"why?"

"Because I can't speak, it will embarrass you."

"You are so cute, how can you bear to bully a beautiful little girl?"

"Why do you think you are beautiful?"

"Uh, what~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Are you going to Taohuawu too? Let's get in the car together."

"No, you can't find the way. If you can find the way, you will stop and ask me?"

"Hey! I've seen your play, the soldiers assault."

"thanks."

"Then have you seen any of my scenes?"

"No."

"My brother Xiao Zhen and I played the magic way together. He often talks about you in the crew."

"Oh, he never told me about you."

"Oh okay, goodbye."

Meng Zuoyi's expression was distorted, if it weren't for the camera, I'm afraid it would be swearing.

Everyone greeted in embarrassment on the open space outside Taohuawu, and then Subasa and her flowers arrived. Except for Li Tiezhu, several men rushed up to watch for the first time, and did not help much.

Then Yoko went, Zhou also went to meet the fashion queen Subasa.

Liu Mei was still chattering in the distance, seemingly dissatisfied, and then suddenly she screamed at Subasa, who also screamed at her, apparently she had known each other a long time ago.

When Liu Mei and Su Lihui rushed to Su Bazaar, the program team also used multi-angle upgrade special effects, which is the legendary slow motion.

Embarrassed out of the sky.

Li Tiezhu closed his ears with his hands and squatted on the railing aside, showing an expression of constipation.

Oh shit!

There is no notice fee for coming to this program, and there are all kinds of torture, I blame Guo Dalin for that stupid!

Zhou Erkang stood behind Li Tiezhu: "I can't understand it at all."

Li Tiezhu said: "What's incomprehensible about this? Large smirk social scene."

Zhou Erkang glanced at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "It's very sharp!"

Li Tiezhu: "This is a woman's talent."

I know too well.

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