Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"Xiao Mo, where are we going?" Hai Qing asked.

"Sell fish!" Su Mo replied.

"Sell fish for meat!"

Dahua, who was sitting in the back of the car, shouted happily.

"Yes, sell fish for meat!"

Su Mo laughed and shouted, "We have to decide our own lives!"

"Call it yourself!"

Dahua held the car rail with one hand and raised the other hand high, and shouted.

The three of them laughed happily.

After letting the wind blow, the mud and water on their bodies dried up, making their skin feel a lot more uncomfortable.

But the three of them enjoyed the joy of the harvest, and the joy of selling these harvests in exchange for what they wanted.

...

The electric car stopped by the roadside soon.

Su Mo jumped out of the car first, opened one side of the frame, and presented the fish inside to passers-by.

Then.

Su Mo looked at the man sitting outside the opposite shop and shouted, "Brother, do you want to eat fish?"

The man looked at Su Mo's three clay figures, stood up and walked over, "How much is it?"

"Three yuan for one, five yuan for two."

"Look, these are all freshly caught, just pick the big ones."

Su Mo said as he pulled out a fish that was at least one and a half pounds, "Brother, what do you think of this one?"

"Okay, then two."

"Then these two, okay?"

"Okay, these two."

The man took out five yuan and handed it to Su Mo, "You don't have a bag?"

"Brother, our car is borrowed, where can we get a bag. Look, your house is just opposite, and we are not far away."

"Okay, that's it."

They are all rural people, and the man doesn't care about anything. He stuffed the money into Su Mo's hand, took a fish with one hand, and walked away by picking the gills.

Su Mo turned around and stuffed the money into Hai Qing's pocket. "Sister, you are responsible for collecting the money."

"What about me?"

Da Hua looked at Su Mo's extremely skilled operation, blinked his eyes, and cast a look at Su Mo that was eager to be arranged.

"You..."

Su Mo looked around, and his eyes lit up.

"You stay here with Sister Hai Qing to sell fish. I'll go to promote it and be back soon."

After saying that, Su Mo turned and ran.

...

At this time.

Two cars from the program team chased after them.

The director, photographer, etc. got off the car and walked towards the electric car.

"Don't come over!"

"We are selling fish!"

"Six yuan for one, ten yuan for two. If you don't want to buy, don't come over. If you want to take our fish away, no way!" (It's not a typo. Da Hua deliberately doubled the price here at the program team.)

Da Hua directly blocked the program team, looking like he was defending the fruits of his labor.

The program team and Hai Qing couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, then you sell them."

The director smiled and pulled a small motor from the car.

He really didn't expect that Su Mo would do this.

He wanted to see if he could sell many fish in a while, but they would be dried by the sun...

Hey, wouldn't it be more camera-friendly in this way?

The director couldn't help but raise his mouth.

But then.

His expectations were shattered.

"Hello, villagers, hello, we just caught a lot of crucian carp and carp, each weighing more than one catty, three yuan for one, five yuan for two, guaranteed to be fresh, if you want to eat fish, please go to the village head, opposite Lao Li Supermarket to buy, first come first served!

The quantity is limited, first come first served! If you go late, there will be no more!"

"Hello, villagers, hello, we just caught a lot of fish..."

After shouting three times in a row, people from several shops opposite the electric tricycle came out and walked over.

Generally, carp and crucian carp are sold for four or five yuan per catty.

Three yuan for one, five yuan for two, each weighing more than one catty. It happened to be hot, and it was past lunch time, so many villagers were resting.

Not long after.

There were already many people picking and choosing beside the car.

Although there were no bags, no one was dissatisfied.

Those who didn't have cash could go to the opposite shop to exchange.

When Su Mo came back, half of the fish had been sold.

The director also stood up to greet Su Mo.

"Longing for Life" is slow entertainment, not luxury entertainment.

According to the current progress of selling fish, it is estimated that Su Mo and his friends can sell about four or five hundred this time.

With this money, the Mushroom House can lie flat in a short time.

This is inconsistent with the slow entertainment positioning of the program group and the principle of bartering life!

What's more, this is more than 300 kilograms of fish.

When I bought it, it was four or five yuan per pound, and it was sold so cheaply...

"Teacher Su Mo,"

The director walked up to Su Mo and said, "Look, we've sold a lot of fish, and we've made a lot of money. How about this, the program team will take the remaining fish, and we'll arrange pork and beef for you.. "

"It's not enough. We've worked so hard."

"Then I'll give you some lamb."

"Not enough."

Su Mo shook his head.

"Then give me the money and fish you sell. What do you want to eat? I promise to arrange lunch and dinner for you today." The director continued.

"I want to eat wagyu, king crab, Boston lobster, bluefin tuna, Alba white truffles, yellow croaker..."

As Su Mo spit out the ingredients one by one, the director raised his hand, "Stop! "

The prices of these ingredients are more expensive than each other.

It is obvious that Su Mo did not want to listen to him.

He is making trouble.

Since Su Mo arrived.

He thought Su Mo was a well-behaved and obedient boy. Even if he ignored him when catching fish, he thought Su Mo just liked to play.

Now he finally realized that Su Mo seemed to be more difficult to deal with than Mr. Huang Lei and Mr. He Jiong.

Hehe~

As a director, as the big boss of the program group.

You don't think you can spend the money freely after you make it, right?

Then the fun of this program will be much less.

Will I let you do what you want?

After all, you are a young man.

Although you are disobedient, your ideas are really simple!

Thinking so, the director smiled and said, "Then you can continue to sell."

"Okay! "

Su Mo smiled and walked quickly to the electric tricycle, and started selling fish with Dahua.

…

Soon,

everyone who came bought fish and left, leaving only a middle-aged woman standing aside to watch the fun.

"Sister, you..."

Su Mo had just asked halfway when the woman pointed to the electric tricycle with a smile, "This is my electric tricycle."

"Yes, the car belongs to this sister." Dahua replied affirmatively.

"Ah, sister, thank you."

Su Mo hurriedly thanked and glanced at the car.

There were five slightly smaller crucian carps left.

He turned his head and looked at Haiqing, "Sister Haiqing, give me twenty yuan."

Haiqing directly pulled out two ten-yuan bills from a stack of money and handed them to Su Mo.

Su Mo handed the money to the woman, "Sister, the car was dirty by you, and you see we can't clean it for you. These twenty yuan are not much, please clean it yourself.

There are five fish on the car. If you don't mind, you can take them back and eat them. It's our way of showing gratitude. "

"No, no."

The woman pushed the money away, smiling happily on her simple face, "We rural people always lend tools to others, but we never ask for money. The car is dirty, I can clean it myself.

As for the fish, I want it, but I definitely can't ask for money."

"Thank you,"

"Thank you, sister!"

Su Mo thanked.

Dahua also bowed to thank.

The two watched the woman get on the electric tricycle and drive away.

Hai Qing on the side had counted the money and smiled, "A total of 520 yuan."

"Let's go buy meat!"

Su Mo pointed to the butcher shop across the street and took the lead.

At this time.

The screenwriter looked at the director, "Director, there is too much money. It will be difficult to design the next two episodes!"

"The devil is one foot high, and the way is ten feet high! "

The director raised his lips and said with a smile: "Don't worry, tonight, I promise to make them pay out all the money they earned from selling fish!"