Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"Boss,"

"100 yuan for beef, 30 yuan for pork belly!"

Su Mo grabbed 130 yuan from Hai Qing and put it on the butcher's counter, saying generously.

"Okay!"

The butcher cut the meat and weighed it quickly, then handed the bag over.

Su Mo took the two bags of meat and walked out.

It was nothing, he was hungry and wanted to go back to eat!

As soon as he went out, the woman who borrowed Su Mo's electric tricycle strode over.

There's something interesting going on.

It seems that she is going to ask Su Mo for money.

In this case, it's better to ask for more, so that I don't have to "rob" again.

The director thought so.

But the woman walked up to Su Mo and said with a smile: "Young man, I weighed the five fish just now, and they are more than four and a half kilograms, almost five kilograms.

We are rural people, we can't take advantage of you so much.

It's just a dirty car, and the little electricity used is not worth a few cents. It's not easy to take so many fish from you."

"Sister, what do you mean?" Su Mo asked in surprise.

Dahua was even more puzzled.

Hai Qing was about to speak, and the woman continued: "I don't know what you are short of. It just so happens that I have some salted duck eggs at home, so I brought them to you.

It's not much, sister, take advantage of it, let's eat it in turn.

You are so dirty now, it's a long way to walk back, I will take you there."

"That's great!"

"Thank you, sister!"

Su Mo saluted quickly.

The mud on his body had almost dried up, and it was uncomfortable to walk back to the mushroom house from here, which was really a torture. It is impossible to expect the director to take them.

This is not how the show is recorded.

Now, Su Mo is naturally happy that the woman is helping.

Su Mo is not shy at all and directly calls Shanghai Qing and Dahua to get in the car.

The woman is also a down-to-earth person. She got in the car directly without even looking at the director and the people in the program group. She started the tricycle and left.

"Oh my god!"

"Is this okay?!"

The director was stunned.

He saw that the red bag of salted duck eggs in the woman's car was not small. It looked like it could hold at least a dozen or twenty salted duck eggs.

He never dreamed that there would be such a down-to-earth person.

Not only did she not come to ask for money, she also gave salted duck eggs to several people and drove them back.

"No, we must ask for the money after they finish their meal!"

The director frowned and said, called the people, and drove after them.

...

Arrived at the Mushroom House.

Su Mo secretly asked Hai Qing for ten yuan and put it in her pocket before the woman left.

She is a righteous person. As an artist, I am not short of money. I will not take advantage of her anyway.

After all, the salted duck eggs brought by the woman, Su Mo felt through the bag and found that there were more than thirty of them.

In the countryside, every household raises chickens and ducks, and salted duck eggs are not worth much.

But so many, at least it should be worth more than ten yuan.

The woman is so good and so enthusiastic, it is not appropriate to give more. Su Mo also weighed it before deciding to put ten yuan in. This is a middle number that the other party should be able to accept.

Taking advantage of the time to get off the car, Su Mo put ten yuan in the woman's pocket without leaving a trace.

"You guys take a shower quickly, I'll go pick up Brother Huang Lei."

After putting down the things, Su Mo poured some cold water on himself and casually washed it, turned around and walked out.

The small shower room can only accommodate one person to take a shower.

Instead of wasting time here, it would be better to take Huang Lei and the others back to cook.

…

"Teacher Huang, Teacher He, Sister Liying, go home for dinner!"

As soon as he arrived at the end of the field, Su Mo shouted loudly inside.

Soon.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Zhao Liying each came out with a basket of corn on their backs.

Seeing Su Mo covered in mud, the three of them laughed at the same time.

He Jiong asked with a smile: "Xiao Mo, how many fish did you catch? Why do you look like you took a mud bath?"

Before Su Mo could respond, Huang Lei chimed in: "The child is still young, if he can't catch fish, then he can't catch fish. We've almost finished breaking corn. Go to the fish pond and catch two later."

"Okay."

He Jiong smiled, "Then shall we go back now? We've only broken less than 600 corns, so we can probably exchange them for some beef."

"Anyway, we can't finish them all at once, so why not take 300 with us and get the rest in the afternoon."

Huang Lei said, looking at Su Mo, "Xiao Mo, let's have pork and fish for lunch, and I'll make you beef with scallions in the evening, how about that?"

"Hehe,"

Su Mo raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Teachers, I've already prepared pork and beef. Otherwise, let'sHow about making beef with scallions for lunch?"

"Oh, is that true?"

Huang Lei smiled and looked at the staff at the local end, and asked: "When did your director become so sensible that he doesn't even need to exchange corn?"

"They finally showed their kindness, so we won't say anything if we get the advantage." He Jiong said with a smile.

"Okay, then let's not talk about it."

Huang Lei didn't mind the dirtiness, and patted Su Mo's shoulder, "Let's go back and make beef with scallions!"

As he said,

Huang Lei and He Jiong took the lead and walked out.

Su Mo didn't explain, and walked directly to Zhao Liying.

"Sister Liying, give me the basket."

Su Mo stretched out his hand, Zhao Liying shook her head and smiled: "No, you're all muddy, it's not easy to catch fish, right?"

"Not bad."

Su Mo smiled and shrugged.

"How many did you catch?"

"One?"

"Two? "

Zhao Liying walked forward, looking at Su Mo's face, and continued to ask: "Or three?"

Su Mo smiled and raised a finger.

"Puff...!"

"You just caught a fish, and it caused this?"

Zhao Liying smiled and asked: "What about Sister Haiqing? Don't tell me that she also caused you to be like this."

"Heh~"

Su Mo scratched his head, "She really fell into the pond, and Dahua also went in."

He was not pretending to be stupid, but the mud was dry and his scalp was uncomfortable.

"Hahaha, if I had known earlier, I would have gone fishing with you, and the scene would have been very interesting." Zhao Liying smiled.

But Su Mo still raised his finger, "I'm not talking about one fish."

"Then, ten?"

Zhao Liying asked, and then continued: "I also caught fish when I was a child... If I caused you to be like this, I would definitely be beaten by my parents.

However, if you can catch ten big fish, you might get a lighter beating. "

"I didn't expect Sister Liying also loved catching fish when she was a child."

"It seems that Sister Liying is not a good girl."

Su Mo then asked: "But, Sister Liying, if you catch a hundred, will you still be beaten?"

"A hundred?"

"A hundred big fish are enough for the whole family to eat for a long time."

Zhao Liying said, stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Don't tell me you caught a hundred, I don't believe it!"

"Well, that's not the case."

"I thought you were going to..."

Before Zhao Liying finished her words, Su Mo continued: "What I mean is that I caught all the fish in that pond, and I didn't count how many I caught."

"Why, did everyone in the program group come down to help you catch fish? "Zhao Liying was slightly stunned, and then asked seriously.

Although Zhao Liying was already very popular at this time, her fans were only 40 million, which was obviously much less than Su Mo.

The most important thing is that she is not like Su Mo, who is a frequent visitor to hot searches and hot lists.

Different levels, directors treat differently. Being in the entertainment industry, it is natural and understandable.

But at this time.

He Jiong, who was walking in front, turned around and smiled: "Liying, don't worry, the program team will definitely not lend a hand to help. I think Xiao Mo should be lying to you."

"That's right, the program team just released more than 300 kilograms of fish two days ago. Even if the program team helped, it would be impossible to catch them all so quickly."

Huang Lei also smiled and said: "Xiao Mo is a well-behaved, sensible and polite child. I just found out that he also likes to tease beautiful sisters."

"Xiao Mo?"

Zhao Liying turned her head and looked at Su Mo.

"I'm not teasing you!"

"I really caught all the fish in the pond! "

"I don't believe it!" He Jiong shook his head in front.

"I don't believe it either!" Huang Lei also shook his head in front.

"Humph, I don't believe it either!"

Zhao Liying also said with a smile.

"Oh!"

"I really caught all the fish in the pond!"

Su Mo shrugged.

Okay, when you go back and see the money and meat, see if you still believe me.