Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"Help me carry the corn back, I can break it myself."

As soon as Zhao Liying and Dahua arrived at the cornfield, Su Mo started to divide the work.

"Okay, no problem!" Dahua patted his chest.

Zhao Liying said seriously: "Then go slowly, breaking corn requires skills, don't get blisters on your hands, it hurts."

She had done the work before, so she naturally knew how to do it best.

"Don't worry, I'm a professional."

"No way!" Zhao Liying smiled, turned around and started to get busy.

Su Mo also walked directly into the cornfield.

He had never done any farm work in his life, but before he traveled through time and before he got involved in the entertainment industry, he was also a child from the countryside.

Let alone breaking corn.

He had done planting cotton, rice and the like.

Rural children take charge of the family early, and many of them go to the fields at the age of four or five.

Doing farm work is something that is imprinted in the souls of rural children.

It's possible that you are not familiar with it at first, but there is nothing you can't do.

Especially Su Mo, who has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, can break corn very quickly.

Dahua and Zhao Liying are carrying it back.

Su Mo breaks two rows of corn along a furrow.

When he breaks to the end, he turns back to break two rows of corn separated by a furrow.

The speed makes the photographer who follows him smack his lips.

I have never seen anyone work so fast and so neatly.

...

Time flies by.

Because lunch was late, it was time for dinner in a blink of an eye.

He Jiong, who had just woken up, was stunned as soon as he walked out of the door.

He rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that he was not mistaken, he turned around and walked into the room quickly, "Dad Duo (Huang Lei), look, the corn in our yard is almost piled up like a mountain!"

"What's the matter? Are you making a fuss?"

Huang Lei sat up suddenly, rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at He Jiong, "Say it again."

"I said, the corn in the yard is piled up like a mountain!"

"Is it so exaggerated?"

Huang Lei looked at his watch, "It's only been more than three hours, even if Xiao Mo and Da Hua are robots, it won't be that fast, right?"

He and He Jiong have been breaking corn in the past few episodes, and they know the hardship and difficulty of breaking corn.

If it weren't for letting Su Mo eat meat today, he and He Jiong would have worked hard with Zhao Liying to break it, and they wouldn't have been so tired that they slept for more than three hours after lunch.

Now He Jiong actually said that the corn in the yard was piled up like a mountain, which shocked Huang Lei.

But he was also sure that He Jiong didn't need to lie to himself.

He hurriedly put on his slippers and walked out.

When he got to the yard, he was also a little confused.

He saw that the originally empty wall had been piled up with corns, and the highest point was close to the low wall.

This number,

Even if he didn't count, he could probably guess that there were at least a thousand or a few hundred.

"These children, are they too desperate?"

Huang Lei was surprised when Dahua swayed from side to side and pushed the door open.

When he saw He Jiong and Huang Lei, he sat down on the ground, panting and said: "Teacher Huang Lei, Teacher He Jiong, you should go and persuade brother Su Mo, he is breaking the corns too fast, I can't carry it."

"Is it so exaggerated?"

"Didn't Zhao Liying follow?"

Huang Lei and He Jiong asked in surprise.

"Sister Zhao Liying is helping brother Su Mo break corn, and sister Haiqing later helped me carry the corn. We are too busy because they break it too fast!"

Dahua wiped the sweat from his face and said pitifully.

"Then let's go over and take a look?"

"Let's go over and take a look. The child is still young. Don't come here and get tired for such a small matter!"

He Jiong and Huang Lei looked at each other, turned into the house to change clothes, and then rushed to the cornfield.

At this time.

Outside the cornfield, the director sat on a stone, looking forward expressionlessly.

He had to admit that he had miscalculated again!

Not to mention him, even everyone in the program group didn't expect that Su Mo and Zhao Liying were both very efficient at work.

To be precise, it was Zhao Liying who worked efficiently.

And Su Mo was just like a harvester, and his speed was too fast.

When the director arranged this piece of land, he consulted a lot of information.

Normally, under normal circumstances, a person can only break corn from one acre of land in 12 hours a day, about 4,000 corns.

This is equivalent to a maximum of 334 corns per hour, 5-6 corns per minute.

This number is already a very high standard.

Even if it is a real farmer, I am afraid that few can do it.

What's more, most of these people in the entertainment industry have never been to the fields.

For example, when He Jiong and Dahua broke corn for the first time, the two of them only broke more than 40 corns in an hour.

Even if they are skilled now, He Jiong and Dahua can break more than 40 corns in an hour.About a hundred is already pretty good.

But Zhao Liying, with her nimble hands and feet, can break four corns in a minute at most, and more than 100 in an hour.

This has exceeded the director and the program team's estimates.

On the other hand, Su Mo can break ten corns in a minute at the fastest speed!

Several staff members called over by the photographer followed and counted. In the most hour, Su Mo actually broke 412 corns!

This is only more than two acres in total. At Su Mo's speed, if he really breaks corns, he will probably finish breaking them tomorrow.

Let's not talk about what to do in the next two episodes.

Just talk about this program.

This is a life we ​​yearn for, a slow entertainment, and now it's good, Su Mo has directly turned it into a star going to the countryside!

Just look at his standard of work...

Isn't this ridiculous!

How will the guests who come here in the future survive?

If Su Mo is used as a standard, the director estimates that there are few people in the entire entertainment industry who can do it.

If Su Mo is not used as the standard, it is estimated that everyone who comes will be criticized by netizens.

Even the director has a picture in his mind of how netizens criticize:

"Look at Su Mo, then look at XXX, people are really incomparable! XXX is really a pampered waste!"

"You call XXX work? If Su Mo comes, this little work will not be a matter of minutes?"

"I used to like XXX, but I didn't expect him to be such a waste. I will definitely turn from a fan to a passerby and look back at Su Mo!"

...

Once similar comments appear, the show will have no future.

Because no one wants to be scolded on the show, lose fans, and even lose their popularity.

Of course, this is a possibility.

But this possibility is what the director fears the most.

He still expects the show to be popular, to attract more sponsors, and to keep the show going like "Extreme Challenge".

"Ah...!"

"Why did I provoke him?!"

The director looked up at the sky, smiled bitterly, and regretted it.

If I had known it would be like this, I would have given him meat when he wanted to eat meat.

If he wants to exchange fish for meat, then just give him meat. Why do you have to make things difficult for him!

Now it's all right.

The show effect is out, and I'm embarrassed!

I advised him not to work, but he didn't listen.

Now the corn they break plus the corn they broke before has exceeded 2,000. How can we limit it later?

Is it possible to increase the price again?

This is definitely not possible!

"Hey, director, where is Wang Tianer?"

A teasing voice came.

The director turned his head and looked, and instantly felt that the savior had come.

"Teacher Huang Lei, Teacher He Jiong, please persuade him quickly, don't let Su Mo be busy, let him take a good rest, if he keeps doing this, this show really can't be filmed."

"Then we have to discuss the conditions carefully." Huang Lei said with a smile.

"We have to discuss this carefully."

He Jiong also smiled and continued, "I think Su Mo should be the one to propose the conditions."

"I think it's okay." Huang Lei continued with a smile.

"Okay!"

"No problem!"

"As long as Su Mo is willing to stop, I will agree to it even if the conditions are too extreme!"

The director sighed helplessly and nodded with a wry smile.

If we don't make peace, we really can't shoot the show later...