Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"Pork!"

"Beef!"

"Salted duck eggs!"

"380 yuan?"

Back at the Mushroom House, He Jiong, Zhao Liying, and Huang Lei saw four things laid out on the table, and all looked at Su Mo in surprise.

"You didn't pay for this yourself, did you?" He Jiong asked.

"Brother Su Mo, where are the fish you caught?" Zhao Liying asked with a smile.

Huang Lei glanced at the director, then looked at Su Mo again, and asked, "You didn't sell all the fish you caught, and bought meat and salted duck eggs, did you?"

"Hehe,"

Su Mo smiled, "Teacher Huang is still smart."

"Brother Huang Lei, how did you find out?"

Zhao Liying asked puzzled.

"You can tell by looking at the director's face."

Huang Lei smiled and pointed at the director.

He Jiong smiled at Su Mo, "I can't believe you did such a big thing. I guess the director and the screenwriter were screwed by you! They were going to shoot several episodes with those fish, but you destroyed them in one episode!"

"This, it seems not my fault."

Su Mo smiled, turned around and saw Hai Qing, who had just finished taking a shower and changed clothes, coming over. He hurriedly said, "Well, let Sister Hai Qing tell you the details. I'm going to take a shower!"

As he spoke, Su Mo ran away.

Hai Qing walked up to the three people and began to tell them how good Su Mo was at catching fish, how the director was so greedy and unwilling to let them exchange fish for meat, so they ended up selling fish, and also told them the origin of salted duck eggs.

The three listened with great interest, and their eyes looking at the director were a little more playful.

Haha,

Knowing that Su Mo likes to eat meat, he still insisted on raising the price of meat.

Now it's good.

The fish is gone, the meat is bought, and there are more salted duck eggs and 380 yuan.

Let's see how you guys do it in the next few episodes.

The director didn't shy away from it, just smiled as if he was sitting on a mountain.

Huang Lei smacked his lips when he saw this, "Something's wrong, I feel like he's going to do something bad again."

He Jiong patted the money on the table, "Now we have money and meat, let's see how he can do something bad."

"Then we will do whatever we can. It's past noon, let's cook quickly, don't let the children starve!"

Huang Lei glanced at the director and smiled.

Everyone started to get busy.

The chef was naturally Huang Lei.

Zhao Liying, Hai Qing, and He Jiong helped.

Dahua started to make a fire and burn it.

Soon, Su Mo took a shower, changed his clothes and came out.

He was going to help.

But Hai Qing and Zhao Liying directly pressed him on a chair beside him and asked him to have a good rest.

The reason was: he had worked hard to catch fish, so he just had to wait for dinner.

Just as Huang Lei started cooking.

The director beside him couldn't hold it in any longer and said, "Tomorrow's daily necessities will be 2,000 corns."

"What?!"

"Director, you're going too far!"

He Jiong turned around and looked.

"Director, just tell me if we can still shoot, right?"

Huang Lei held a shovel in his hand and looked at the director with ill intent.

"Beat him!"

Dahua pulled out a burning stick and pointed it at the director, shouting, "Teacher Huang, let's beat him together!"

"Director, do you believe we can do it together!"

Hai Qing picked up the dishes she was washing and threatened.

Zhao Liying picked up a basin of water, "Director, I think you want to take a bath."

"Dear teachers,"

The director stood up quickly and said with a wry smile: "Dear teachers, please understand me.

It is true that this is a slow entertainment program, but you have money and corn in your hands. If you don't work later, it will be difficult to shoot this program."

"How about this, you hand over the money, and at most I will provide you with more materials next time. Do you think it's okay?"

"Oh, so you want to confiscate the money."

Huang Lei put down the shovel and said with a smile: "That's not our business. You can find out who made the money. 2,000 corns are definitely not enough."

"That's right."

He Jiong continued with a smile: "It's your fault that the program is not rigorous. You invited the guests yourself, so you should handle it yourself."

"Yes!"

"Handle it yourself!"

Dahua put the stick in his hand into the stove and looked at Su Mo, "Brother Su Mo, don't give it to him, let them find a way themselves!"

"You caught the fish, you decide." Hai Qing said with a smile.

Zhao Liying put down the basin and gave Su Mo a thumbs up, "You forced the director to this, brother Su Mo, you are really amazing!"

"I don't want to either, who told me not to let me exchange fish for meat."

Su Mo pouted and turned to look at the director, "It's okay to give you money, then I want to exchange abalone, lobster, king crab..."

"No way!"

The director waved his hands directly, "Or, you can just beat me to deathForget it."

"Xiao Mo, that's too much."

Huang Lei smiled and looked at the director, "Then 380 yuan, it should be okay to exchange for some seafood and lobsters, right?"

"...Okay!"

The director thought for a while, and then said: "But, it can only be eaten today, tomorrow..."

"If you can't eat it tomorrow, that's definitely not possible!"

Su Mo waved his hand directly, turned his head and looked at Huang Lei and asked: "Teacher Huang, I heard that there are crayfish and eels in our rice fields?"

"Yes, but we have caught them several times, there shouldn't be many."

Huang Lei nodded, and then asked: "Are you going to catch them?"

"Yeah,"

Su Mo nodded, "It's just 2,000 corns, I can definitely get it done in an afternoon! Tomorrow we will catch lobsters and eels ourselves! We must not let him get away with it!"

"That's right, we can't let the director get away with it! ”

Dahua immediately raised his hand and supported: "Su Mo, I'll go pick corn with you!"

"You're still young and energetic!"

Huang Lei said with emotion and smiled: "Then let's do it. ”

Is it easy to break corn?

You are so young!

The director smiled.

In his opinion, Su Mo was just showing off.

How can a child who has never done farm work break 2,000 corns in an afternoon?

Catching fish is fun.

But breaking corn is not only laborious and laborious, but also requires energy and patience.

Not everyone can do it.

He was confident that Su Mo would definitely beg for mercy at night.

At that time, let alone getting the money back, maybe he could even get some more corn they broke.

Variety shows are more fun to cheat the guests.

The director knows what the audience likes to watch the most.

…

After lunch.

“You guys take a break first, I’ll go to the field to take a look.”

Su Mo said, dragging two baskets of corn and walking out.

“This kid is a little too energetic! "He Jiong said with a smile.

"That's right." Huang Lei smiled and drank a sip of tea, "If he keeps doing this, I guess the next episode of the program will have nothing to shoot."

"Anyway, it's the program team that's in trouble."

Hai Qing smiled and lay on the table, "But I have to say that Xiao Mo is really energetic. He and I have been busy until now, but we can't get excited at all."

"Anyway, it's enough to eat. We still have a few hundred corns now, which is only two thousand. At worst, we can do it tomorrow."

Huang Lei continued, "If you are tired, go into the house and rest. This is a slow entertainment. Don't tire yourself out. There will be work to do later, so there is no need to work hard."

Hai Qing looked at Huang Lei and asked, "Then I'll go in and sleep for a while?"

"Okay, let's go in and take a nap."

Huang Lei stood up, "Don't learn from Xiao Mo. He is young and can handle it."

"Why do you feel that we are all old when you say that? "He Jiong laughed.

"That's right."

"I can't afford to bother with this kid."

Huang Lei smiled and stood up, "Let's go and get some sleep."

"I'm not sleepy, I'll go see my brother Su Mo!"

Dahua stood up, grabbed a basket, and walked out the door.

Zhao Liying also stood up, "I'll go and see too."