Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The knight is an operating system that is not afraid of death. For the brigade’s "recession", even if it doesn’t work.

Ilumi is a shameless operating system. In order to keep the "fiancee", who dares to start and who is anxious.

When two people of similar age collide with each other, you let go of your air, and I will kill you.

In the hot summer, air conditioning is not necessary, but Yu Xingmi is at the center of the storm. After being affected, he is paralyzed. Then he raises the temperature and rubs the chicken skin, and calmly picks out the shirt and jacket.

I've seen Saitama's punch, competed against Qimu's superpowers, experienced monsters in another world, and experienced the temper of the dark continent. Regarding the bedroom composed of LV.1, the slight abnormality is not enough to make her suspicious.

Even if one day, Yu Xingmi discovered that the world was not as simple as she thought...

But so what?

As a strong person at the top of the food chain, no one is qualified to make a decision for her unless she is willing.

It's just that she stands too high, sees too far, and is accustomed to doing things with ordinary people's thinking and behavior.

The "care" that the knight treats her is considered shy by her; Ilumi's "diligence" for her is understood by her as friendship; even the "trouble" that Paliston invites from time to time is misinterpreted by her as a peacock Narcissistic man's illness ==

In short, everything that is unusual to Yu Xingmi has become a matter of course for socialist youth.

For example, the first encounters of "Dongsuo" and "Lumi" were originally a fight between the tip of the needle and the wheat, but in Yu Xingmi's eyes, they became-flat-chested girls of the same height, body shape, and aesthetics were sleeping together. It is inevitable. It's more beautiful than anyone else.

Yes, I understand.

However, in fact, the knight and Ilumi tore off their "peace" coats, and they are both extremely hideous masters in private.

The knight flirted with the big golden wave and smiled: "Don't do it. Really do it, I must strip you off and let her see what's under your clothes."

Ilumi curled her black hair with her fingertips and said, "You can try. To beat the claws of an enemy guest, you can remove the cloth from your whole body in the shortest time."

Eyes met, sparkling sparks, the atmosphere suddenly anxious ♂

Yu Xingmi naturally didn't know.

For example, "Dongsuo" and "Lumi" eat hot pot, and they always like to put dishes in her bowl. It seems that whoever eats more means to get closer to whoever she is—well, normal.

Seeing that Lumi is a little slenderer than himself, can Dongsuo still eat this hot pot?

Seeing that Dongsuo gave her the food and stopped increasing her calories, is there no crisis in Lumi's heart?

Under the threat of "multiple pieces of meat", can they not desperately give her food! On the surface, this looks like being close to her, but it's actually a comparison between the standard 18-year-old girls!

Gee, praise your wit.

However, in fact, the knight and Ilumi ate together, which is a competition of reactivity and sensitivity.

The knight caught the dish with his chopsticks and smiled: Your speed is nothing more than that.

Ilumi caught the meat with his chopsticks, his eyes were indifferent: your quality is really average.

Eyes meet, sparks are splashing, and the table is full of passion ♂

Yu Xingmi didn't know.

For example, "Dongsuo" and "Lumi" are hygienic, and the skin care products on the washstand in the dormitory are less every day. In the end, apart from the two pieces of soap for bathing, there are basically brushing tools left.

She understands, she understands, really—

It is nothing more than that the comparison of the girls has entered a white-hot stage. One side said "I dare to make no face, do you dare", and the other side said "I am naturally beautiful, who is afraid of whom".

As a result, skin care products were killed across the board.

However, in fact, the knight and Ilumi entered the bathroom when they were more masculine than anyone else.

The knight chuckled, "Do you dare to pull out the needle?"

Ilumi said: "Do you dare to remove your makeup?"

Knight: "I dare to unload, do you dare to pull it?"

Ilumi: "I dare to pull, do you dare not make up?"

Knight: "I dare not put on makeup, do you dare not insert needles?"

Ilumi: "I dare not insert a pin, do you dare not wear a wig?"

Eyes meet each other, the wind is overwhelming, and the soap in the bathroom makes people slippery ♂

Yu Xingmi knew nothing.

Yu Xingmi shook his head, realizing that it was too difficult for him. The intention was to ease the relationship between the two girls, but as long as she talked to Dongsuo, Rumi would have a common problem with all her best friends.

You know that I don't like her, and you go to talk to her, will you stop talking to me?

What can Yu Xingmi do, he can only eloquently persuade: "The same dormitory, but you can't see you by looking up. You were so stiff with Quilia at the beginning, isn't it a good relationship now?"

Ilumi said lightly: "It's not the same."

"What's different!"

Ilumi is unreasonable and arrogant: "The stalemate with Quelia is because of men, and the man... Dongsuo's stalemate is because of women. Men cannot be compared with women."

Xisuo is a cash machine with its own quota limit; Yu Xingmi is a real estate with a halo of rising prices above his head.

How can cash machines compare with real estate?

The young master is clear in his heart.

In Yu Xingmi's mind, an equation was instantly established: a man with many gold scums can't be compared with his love-loving girlfriends!

Suddenly, her heart was pressed.

"At any rate, I can save myself a little bit." Yu Xingmi sighed, "If there is no fourth girl to stay in, we will be three people sleeping, and it is not good to reject anyone. If you two become stunned, I will move out to live."

Ilumi was taken aback, and the equation in his mind was established instantly:

He and the knight quarreled = Yu Xingmi moved out of the dormitory = 20% was recruited by Palistron + 20% was abducted by Qi Mu Nanxiong + 20% was targeted by Hisoso for harassment + 20% was listed as a target by the brigade + 20% Visiting from time to time when beaten by enemies = 100% blood loss!

The panic has collapsed, he will never allow it!

Ilumi immediately changed his tone: "Okay, I will get along well with Xia... Dongsuo."

Yu Xingmi nodded in satisfaction.

But the eldest lady's actions were not enough. Yu Xingmi knew that the other dog couldn't spit out ivory, and he might just chat to death after a few words.

For this reason, Yu Xingmi made two phone calls to Quilia and Camilla in the early days of the official school. As a girl, Yu Xingmi knew exactly what to do to win the relationship between girls.

It’s just that she didn’t expect that these two 18-year-old young girls were brought together ==

Therefore, when the two operating systems of Ilumi and the knight reached a preliminary "reconciliation" and said that they would not trouble each other in the short term, they reluctantly walked side by side and prepared to tell Yu Xingmi by action that we did not fall out.

Under the premise that Yu Xingmi might move out to live, Xia Ke instantly established a terrible equation:

He and Ilumi fell out = Yu Xingmi moved out to live = 25% beating the spider who encountered accidentally + 25% beating the spider who was beating to find fault + 25% beating the spider who was beating and looking for fault + 25% beating the spider who was beating and looking for Saitama = 100% bald for a lifetime!

Unlucky for a lifetime, he will never allow it!

The knight immediately reached an agreement with Ilumi. Compared with the deep shadow that Saitama has brought to the spider, the old grudges between the Mirage Brigade and the beating of the enemy, and what the two operating systems are not pleasing to each other are no longer important.

However, they never expected that the disparity between a man and a man could be resolved by a simple vernacular. When it came to the girl and the girl, they would have to adopt such a roundabout, extraordinarily abstract, and coquettish way——

On the eve of school, it was night. 616 The demons danced wildly in the bedroom, like crazy.

The future supermodel Quilia is shaking her long hair, the future star Camilla sings and dances well, and the future UP master Yu Xingmi waved the flashlight in his hand and sang rhythmically: "Boom~~ Shakaraka Boom~~Shakaraka!"

Knight:...

Ilumi:...

What are they doing?

Yu Xingmi found the goal and initiated a team invitation towards the goal: "You are absurd and I will live up to you. There will be a period after tonight! Sister, after doing this cup of orange juice for 82 years, I will be my own person in the future!"

Quilia X Camilla: "Boom~~Shakaraka! Boom~~Shakaraka! Newcomers come and hi!"

Knight:...

Ilumi:...

They all looked at Yu Xingmi together, their eyes were quite meaningful-is this the world of the strong?

The knight motioned with his eyes: Have they always been like this?

Ilumi nodded slightly: You still have time to drop out.

The knight whispered: "How do you usually handle this situation?"

Ilumi said calmly: "Don't resist, just join in."

Knight:...

The knight swears that he is really eye-opening!

He thought that the young master who beat the enemy Hakka would definitely turn his head and leave, but he knew that the other party was so flexible and stretched. He not only received 82 years of orange juice, but also received a flashlight, and even joined the girl group without any sense of violation. The mummy that had just crawled out of the coffin jumped stiffly twice.

Yes, Ilumi followed him twice!

With long hair and fluttering skirts, he seemed to be full of the youthful and lively breath of an eighteen-year-old girl. Even if he was still holding that facial paralyzed face, he was ten years younger suddenly!

Knight: =口=

What kind of monster has the Beating Enemy Clan cultivated?

But the spider brain is the spider brain after all. Under the general situation, dignity is something.

As long as I can dispel Yu Xingmi’s doubts, and then contact her circle, approach Saitama as her "friend", and smoothly return Saitama’s previous autographs, and remove the bad luck of the brigade’s roof... Let’s "Shakaraka" again. how?

The knight is very receptive. He immediately took the 82-year-old orange juice, and then took a flashlight, turned into a young girl of the same youth, and jumped twice with the large group.

When Ilumi saw this, she didn't know what she was thinking about.

The young master stared at the knight, waved the flashlight in his hand, and jumped three times.

The knight stared at Ilumi from time to time, and immediately followed him three times.

In the rhythm of the female bed, Ilumi played supernormally. He gradually stepped on the tone, and the frequency of jumping gradually increased. With a smile on his face, the knight followed the young master's jump, keeping up with the trend of the girls.

Finally, after 88 synchronized jumps, the big golden wave on the top of the knight's head tilted slightly, slowly turning sideways, and continuously peeling, until the moment he suddenly recovered, he fell to the ground.

Knight:...

Three girls:...

Suddenly the bedroom fell into deathly silence!

Yu Xingmi shook his hand, and the flashlight hit the ground with such a snap. She stared directly at the smooth top of the knight, staring at the "light source" in the dark, and was completely speechless.

Only Ilumi has a deep hidden merit and fame.

reconciliation? protocol?

It doesn't exist.

The treasure he first discovered, the potential stock he most wanted to monopolize, why should he share it with others? Even his family, he didn't want them to know too much, what qualifications did the Mirage Brigade have to get involved.

So is Hisuo, and so are you, who dares to stretch out his paws and pierce a needle to death.

Knight:...

Commander, I'm too difficult ==

Withered and slaughtered mountains, beating the enemy Hakka, the intelligence control room.

After a week of cooling time, Mi Ji finally drained the water in his brain and released the air in the lungs. When he calmed down, the demonic elder brother could no longer influence his thinking, he sighed and began to investigate-the real reason why the last assassination mission failed.

Mi Ji is 18 years old this year. He is already an adult with an independent personality and thinking.

In addition, he often confuses the Internet and comes into contact with the world of ordinary people. He is not as unreasonable and careless as Ilumi. On the contrary, although he is occasionally unreliable, his EQ and IQ are still normal.

Once he enters the normal state, Mi Ji becomes the "brain" of beating the enemy and the guest, and will perceive the neglected details.

It is true that his aptitude is not outstanding, and it is true that his thoughts are not top-notch, but for the explosive devices he made by himself, he asked himself that he would never make mistakes easily.

Calculated by the probability of starting a task since childhood, his success rate is second only to his eldest brother Ilumi, which is many percentage points higher than Qiya.

But this time...

Mi Ji closed his eyes and began to recall the plot of that day.

Flying Insect 2 photographed Ilumi. He was taken aback and lost his soul, and then missed the scene similar to "illusion"——

His sister-in-law Yu Xingmi seemed to stretch out her hand and pinched the flying insect?

His eyes told him that it was this picture. She pinched the flying insect and crushed it.

It is absolutely impossible for his reason to deny him! Once a flying insect is touched, it will inevitably explode, and it will not be easily destroyed by an ordinary person at all!

Even Grandpa Jenuo can't do it!

No matter how perfect grandpa's thought power is, flying insects who encounter him must avoid sharp edges. After all, this is his best and most proud finished product.

However, if the picture is an illusion, then the problem is...

Flying Insect No. 1 failed, why did Flying Insect No. 3 also fail? Of the three flying insects he appointed, two of them were unreasonable, and the surveillance insects had also lost their tracks, as if the world had evaporated, and they couldn't be contacted.

Can Ilumi do it?

His eldest brother is very strong, but he hasn't reached that level yet. So, what is going on?

Mi Ji grabbed two hairs, stood up with a fat body, and moved to the secret compartment of the cabinet: "Is it really broken? Impossible, it's impossible for me to assemble something by myself!"

"Could it be... Dasao has the ability to read?"

"No, grandpa can't stop it, how could she be. Tsk, what is going on!"

Mi Ji did not dare to call Ilumi, nor did he dare to release another flying insect to test his sister-in-law. He could only pull out the flying insect parts and start to assemble them with his own mind ability.

And his mind ability is also the operation system.

This facilitates him to better control and operate the network, and he can also make various weapons he needs. Even the long needle used by Ilumi and the fan that Kurt used to come from his hands.

Sheba is the change department, and Kijo is the operation department. They got married and gave birth to five sons. Obviously, except for Qiya Xiao's father and Aluga who are "freaks", the other three are all Xiao mothers, all of which are operating systems.

The operation department naturally has the common problem of the operation department. Just like Mi Ji, can the flying insects happen beyond his control, can he not care?

He is tangled to death!

"Try it..." Mi Ji began to die.

He loaded a bullet with the least power and walked to the training ground. After fully armed, he wrapped his body with thoughts, and after focusing on covering his arms, he started to activate the flying insect.

He can call a deacon to detonate, yes.

However, there are some things that can only be discovered by themselves when they go into battle.

Ten, nine, eight... three, two, one!

"Boom--" The deafening sound exploded, it was full of thought power, and Mi Ji was blown up. Not only was his body burnt, but even the protective clothing was blown away. Fortunately, the fat layer blocked the aftermath, otherwise he would have to Seriously injured.

Ji Qiu screamed in anger from far to near, and Sheba's thoughts were deep and deep. Mi Ji felt that countless people were approaching him, but he was a little dizzy from the explosion at the moment, and he couldn't get up at all.

"Mi Ji! What are you doing?" This is mother.

"Hey! Fat pig, are you okay?" This is Qi Ya.

Mi Ji was blown to blood and looked particularly bluffing. It's all tattered, smelling like a huge rag doll==

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PS: Connection——

"Ahem..." Mi Ji coughed out a mouthful of black smoke, grabbed Qi Ya's outstretched hand, and said indiscriminately, "The problem...there is a problem...cough! Sister-in-law, she...cough, there is a problem!"

Afterwards, he fainted simply and neatly.

"What?" Qi Ya was taken aback for a moment, "inexplicable."

Sister-in-law, have a problem?

Sister-in-law, isn't it the Yu Xingmi who has no regrets for her eldest brother?

What could be...oh, he got it.

Qi Ya murmured: "There is a problem with my vision, eh."

PS: Nitro: Little girl, we are the same kind of people, called ability-minded people.

Yu Xingmi: Grandpa, stop talking nonsense, aren't we all ordinary people?

Nitro: Who told you that we are ordinary people?

Yu Xingmi: Too many, Ilumi, Hiso, Kurolo, Palistron, Kim, Kate... They told me that even Xiaojie and Qiya can do things, I'm an ordinary person How can it not be done?

Nitro:...

PS: Kate: It's too difficult for me to raise a cat!

Yu Xingmi: Me too...

Nifibit: Meow!

Ilumi: Barking.