Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

With Ilumi’s "chest flat sponge" in front, and a knight with "bald head and wig" behind, after two waves of Sao operations, Yu Xingmi truly felt that there was no impact that could cause her inner waves again. .

At the same time, she was deeply moved.

Being a girl, especially a beautiful girl, is too difficult and too difficult.

The noble and glamorous Lumi, the face is beautiful, there are not many good words, the tall legs have a long flower, but the chest is flat. Even if she didn't mention anything and seemed to carelessly, in fact, the behavior of stuffing the sponge had exposed her inner self-esteem and anxiety.

What kind of whispers and backlashes did the imperial sister-like Lumi suffer from so that she stuffed a sponge into her chest in order to protect her dignity and face?

Just thinking about it, I can't help feeling suffocated!

Dongsuo has a tender and cute face, a lively personality, a three-point smile on the corners of his mouth, and a diligent, talkative and polite. Although she behaved very generously, as if she didn't care at all, in fact, the big waves and thick hair volume proved that she hated "bald" to death!

The young girl, Dongsuo, endured how much collapse and the guidance of others, so that she wore a wig on her head in order to conceal her flaws and sorrow?

Just thinking about it, I can't bear to cry!

It's fate, it's all unfair fate, so that they, who can obviously live happily, suffer miserable pain at this age.

It is ignorance. They are all demanding ignorant concepts of girls, so that they can't prove their beauty and get into the thinking circle of "I have no advantages".

No, it's not!

Lumi and Dongsuo will always be the best girls in the world!

After Yu Xingmi made a 720-degree turn in his brain and didn't brake sharply, his face was firm and he clenched his fists with both hands——

She got it!

If Saitama appeared to fight crime and Qi Mu was born to protect the world, then she came to care for girls!

With the goal of "all for girls, for all girls, for all girls", vigorously develop the ideological construction of "you are a girl, you must love yourself more", deeply implement the independent spirit of "be brave to be yourself", and establish a global girl protection association The foundation for creating a happy future with diverse aesthetics.

It turned out that she was reborn in a different world to--

Create the Women's Federation!

At this moment, Yu Xingmi seemed to be facing the roaring wind and the monstrous waves, standing on the Wanjun reef, facing the rising sun and the flying seagulls, embracing the blood of youth and the second year, bursting with unprecedented passion and strength. !

Ah, stand up!

Flat-breasted girls and bald girls all over the world, let us stop being constrained by worldly eyes! We can also buy big villas on our own! We, in order to change the stereotyped aesthetics of mankind, go forward and take courageous steps!

Yu Xingmi put one foot on the stool and one foot on the small table, staring scorchingly at the five-hundred-watt light of the light bulb in her own BGM, with eyes that no one can beat.

Knight:...

Ilumi:...

Although she didn't know what she was thinking, she always felt that it was not a good thing.

Quelia whispered: "Xingmi, is this being silly by being stimulated by the bald...bald sister?"

Camilla whispered: "Maybe it's crazy. We are all gone. Look at this dormitory, one with a sponge and one with a wig. What if she has another silicone fake face?"

Quilia:...

Xingmi, you are too hard QAQ!

Yu Xingmi, who was living very "difficultly", together the next morning, in order to let the two roommates regain their confidence, face themselves, and tell them that there is more meaning to life, so don't get into a dead end with your brains. She took charge and signed up to participate in campus charity. At the beginning, we arranged for the welfare home on Saturday and picking up trash on Sunday.

In Yu Xingmi's view, it is better to accompany the child to sublimate the soul than to stuff a fake breast with sponge; instead to wear a wig to cover up baldness, it is better to be environmentally friendly and become the most beautiful bald head.

Life, a little more dedication, a little more fulfillment!

As for Yu Xingmi's proposal of "Let's do charity", although Ilumi wanted to refuse, he frowned when he thought that the knight must be with him.

It has been difficult for an enemy customer not to take orders for a long time, and now I have to make an exception to do nothing, one or two days, thinking about it, I feel that I have lost a lot of money!

Although the knight wanted to refuse, but thought that this might be a chance to meet Saitama, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

It has been difficult to keep a spider from doing evil for a long time, and now I have to break the precept to do good deeds. It is a headache to think about it or two days!

However, it turns out that Yu Xing’s charity activities are really what they are “good at” doing.

On Saturday the welfare institute, students from the "Yaber" campus charity organization entered it.

In the morning, I was busy weeding, cleaning, teaching, and puzzles with the children, and also busy drawing, feeding, telling stories, and sleeping with the children.

Each student with seven or eight children can be described as dizzy and exhausted.

Because of the lack of love since childhood, children in orphanages are generally precocious.

But premature maturity will also give rise to three factions-one is mischievous, who likes to attract attention; the second is quiet and polite, choosing indifferent bystanders; the third is lively, sweet-mouthed, talkative, and actually bad personality. .

Among them, there will be a large number of silly and bear babies.

Except for three weird things...

The Dark Continent Savage Group.

The children carrying a small snake, holding a basket of insects, and with the light of mischief, came to Yu Xingmi grinningly: "Pretty big sister, a present for you."

Yu Xingmi was taken aback. He caught the victim snake and made a super invincible colorful windmill rotation. Then he twisted off the snake head: "Well, thank you for the snacks."

children:……

Every child is growing up, and there are always times when they are hungry, but the orphanage has the freedom to replenish food at all times. But they caught snakes and insects. If they didn't develop this talent, it would be a waste.

After thinking about it, Yu Xingmi took a basket of insects and smiled: "Today, I will teach you how to eat insects!"

children:……

How big is the psychological shadow area of ​​children?

Phantom brigade spider group.

The knight holding a bowl and spoon, slowly chasing a young child to feed: "Come on, eat."

The toddler stopped talking, shook his head and waved: "Don't don't."

The knight turned the spoon over with a smile, and put the rice in his mouth in front of the child: "It's delicious." Then, he quickly ate up the child's noon ration.

The toddler suddenly burst into tears: "Wow--"

The knight no longer looked at him, took the bowl, scooped up the meal, and rushed to the next one and said, "Are you going to eat?"

The next child: "Wow... I eat and I eat!"

QAQ is gone if you don’t eat it!

How big is the psychological shadow of the children being fed?

Beat the enemy off the young master group.

Ilumi squatted on the lawn, watching quietly the cubs' extremely inefficient weeding work, and gradually entered the cat's daze time. It wasn't until his passive sabotage made the children dissatisfied that the eldest master came back to his senses, watching the mud and grass clippings all over the children, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Big sister, do you hate us, so..."

Ilumi tilted her head, got up, and looked at the entire lawn: "Did you pull out the grass in this field?"

"All right."

There were no people around, and no cameras were installed in the orphanage.

Ilumi stretched out both hands, the meridians were alienated, the bones changed, and sharp nails grew from the fingertips. Hard as metal, shimmering with cold light.

Immediately afterwards, the children saw him squatting down, and with a "boom", they plunged their hands into the soil.

At this moment, they witnessed the birth of the excavator with their own eyes!

I saw the eldest master plowing the soil with both hands very quickly, as diligent as a groundhog.

From the plowing of the lawn to the west of the lawn, between the hands overturned, every inch of green was annihilated, leaving behind a pile of fresh yellow mud, and...the dying earthworms lying on the mud.

When the matter was over, Ilumi raised his paw and tilted his head: "Is there still something to be planed? If not, as a reward, today's candy will belong to me." It is already very favorable.

children:……

How big is the psychological shadow of the kid being robbed of candy?

After the welfare of the orphanage is finished, it is a trash pick-up activity on Sunday. Similarly, when others are suffering from backaches and exhaustion, there are only three wonderful works that are working in full swing.

Yu Xingmi pulled out a piece of moldy, hard brown bread from the trash can: "What kind of trash is this? How to classify it?"

Ilumi: "It's a weapon."

Knight: "It's for food."

Yu Xingmi: ...... Am I serious about you?

Yu Xingmi pulled out a badly damaged leather belt from underneath: "This can be recycled, right?"

Ilumi: "It's a weapon."

Knight: "It's for food."

Yu Xingmi: ... I'll pick up trash with you again, I'll be a bad guy!

Yu Xingmi weakly changed the subject: "By the way, how did you bring your children yesterday? You know, Lumi, you are nicknamed the'old monster'!"

Ilumi was indifferent: "Fortunately, it sounds better than Dongsuo's'Old Bandit'."

The knight squinted and smiled: "Fortunately, it sounds better than Xing Mi's "Old Witch"."

Yu Xingmi:...

Old monster, old robber, old witch? !

I said, are you two women after all? You are both called "old" by your child, so why do you still say so happily?

After the charity event was over, Yu Xingmi quickly revoked the registration and quit the organization cleanly. As a result, the ambition of establishing the "Women’s Federation" only passed two days before it hit the rock and sank in the cruel reality ==

Even more because school is about to start, Yu Xingmi must make a plan for her work-study life. Study, work and live broadcast, grasp with both hands, and both hands must be steady.

The live broadcast can be moved to Saturday and Sunday, but if you work...think about it, do it quickly and easily, and work with a particularly high hourly salary. Apart from the arena, there is only cleaning the Paliston’s villa.

But after school starts, she can't spare time during the day.

No, Yu Xingmi had to call Paliston and said that due to objective reasons, he couldn't be a competent cleaner.

Unexpectedly, the gold master Paliston was quite empathetic, not only did not dismiss her, but also allowed her to work in the evening: "I won't stay in Youkexin for a long time, so I have to trouble you when I work in the villa!"

Paliston continued: "I will send some'small toys' to the villa, if possible, please keep it for me, and the salary will be calculated separately~~"

Yu Xingmi was taken aback: "Little toy?" Is it plasticine?

Paliston: "Well, it's all the things I have carefully collected for a long time."

Billander Nitro, what he brought back from the Dark Continent is more than "Taiya". He was worried that there was no proper place to keep it, and no proper manpower to take care of it. It happened that Yu Xingmi came to the door.

He spends the least money and cares about the most expensive things, and he does not make a loss in his blood.

However, Paliston never knew that the so-called "most expensive thing" in Yu Xingmi's eyes was a pile of children's toys.

She makes the most money and cares about the cheapest things, and she doesn't make a loss in blood.

In the evening, Yu Xingmi finished cleaning and crossed the road with a cup of milk tea, ready to go back to school. Unexpectedly, halfway through, I saw a burly middle-aged man with big waves and white hair standing in the dark, followed by a gorgeously dressed lady holding a lace umbrella.

The middle-aged man has a handsome face. Although he does not hide the traces of the wind and frost, he has a kind of perseverance and beauty. He wore a purple exercise suit, showing smooth muscle lines and clear blocks, which seemed to contain infinite power.

The delicate lady stood beside him, her upper half of her face covered in black gauze, and the lower half of her face with red lips and white teeth. She is slender and elegant, tall and full of charm, and she is a beauty if she doesn't look closely.

Yu Xingmi has never seen such a person with unique taste and outstanding temperament, and it is inevitable to look at it a few more times. However, it is not good to always stare at others, it is very rude.

She was about to look away, only to find...

Yu Xingmi's eyes shimmered, and Ji Qiu felt a burst of excitement in his heart! She squeezed Xiba's arm and twisted it fiercely: "My dear, she actually found us hiding here! Doesn't the ability to beat an enemy guest to hide our breath work in her eyes?"

"Sure enough, like what Mi Ji said?"

Sheba didn't comment, just stared at Yu Xingmi.

Staring at her, sucking the milk tea in his hand, slowly and slowly walked towards them.

Getting closer, getting closer, did she really find them?

Chijou: "Anada! What should I say when I first met with the child?"

Sheba was silent.

For now, the woman Ilumi has fancyed is not really a vase.

Suddenly they were able to find them hiding in the shadows, seeing through the blind spot constructed by the "mind" of the change system, and approaching boldly and unscrupulously. Could it be because of their strength...

Immediately afterwards, Ji Qiu and Sheba watched Yu Xingmi walk indifferently and walked to the trash can beside them...

"Kang Dang" three times, it is the sound of milk tea lid, straw and cup body falling into different trash cans.

Yu Xingmi left the garbage without raising his head.

It's really strange, these two are dressed so humanly, where is not good to stand, why do they have to stand next to the trash can?

Sheba X Kijo:...

From "surprise" to "numbness" in an instant.

They discovered that this feeling of emotional ups and downs is not just the helplessness of the dog's son Ilumi?

There really is a husband and wife ==

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PS: Yu Xingmi: Why is there no "I will give you five million to leave my son" plot?

Ilumi: Five million is more expensive than me.

Yu Xingmi:...