Godly Fisherman

George’s pickup truck came back, but only George came back by himself. His wife and children did not come back. He had to observe in the hospital for a while, especially his wife. Because the plague was spread through saliva and breathing, she and Amelie had been Together, they were probably also infected, so they were also kept in hospital for observation.

George brought back a lot of anti-flea medicine. George was also terrified this time. This is not another disease, it is the Black Death! Speaking of which, this is definitely the most feared disease of the Stars and Stripes. Especially in a sparsely populated province like Arizona, it is very difficult to treat the outbreak immediately.

Like Patton who lives in a remote place, there is really no toilet at home. There is no sewer at all, and toilets are of no use. They can only bring flies to the house. Places like this are most likely to attract fleas that carry the Black Death virus. Therefore, we must strengthen prevention work, especially sanitation work.

As soon as George got out of the car, he smelled the aroma: "Jane, your cooking skills are getting better and better. I can smell the food as soon as I get off the car."

Jane opened her hands: "George, this is really not my craft, this is Xiao's craft."

George gave Xiao Peng a big hug without saying a word: "Xiao, you are the savior of Amel, and the savior of our family. I really don't know how to thank you."

At this moment, Xiao Peng has misery. Do you want to thank me? Are you trying to kill me? The body odor on George definitely made Xiao Peng amazed! But he didn't feel it himself, he just smelled it! Do not! To!

In fact, in the world, there are more people with body odor than people without body odor. Most of them are black and white.

Speaking of the image of white people, it really makes Huaxia people jealous, each of them tall, no matter whether men or women have thick eyebrows and big eyes, they look beautiful or not, but God is really fair to everyone. The body hair and body smell of white people is really amazing. exaggeration.

Affected by geographic and climatic factors, compared with other races, white people have more body hair and enlarged pores in order to resist the cold when they evolve, so they have more body odor.

Except for kids and young girls around 15-22 years old, the deodorant used to suppress sweat is an essential item for almost every other white man, regardless of male or female. The only difference is the amount of it. Few people don't need it at all. Because of this, lymphatic diseases are very common in European and American countries, because deodorants are very harmful to the lymphatic system.

The taste problem of key parts is more complicated. . . . . . There are countless kinds of cleaning lotions, and they can be extended with different flavors. There is definitely a huge user base.

For example, when we watch Hollywood movies and European and American love action movies, the white female stars in them don't have much body hair. Please, they have to deal with it at a relatively high price because of professional relations, and they must regularly solve the body hair problem. It's not for anything else, it's for covering up the body odor of oneself. Although Xiao Peng has had super friendship with many foreign girls, who is not a model star? They spend a lot of money to make themselves scented, or else it's a young girl like Emilia, who doesn't have so many bad problems. So Xiao Peng didn't think this white body smell was so serious before.

but. . . . . . Can you count on George—the river cleaner who works in a place where rabbits don’t **** in Arizona sprays himself with deodorant every day? Men are not the same as women, and they also think that luxuriant body hair is a manifestation of manhood. This was running outside all morning, coupled with the great Arizona sun, George's hug almost made Xiao Peng spit out last night's meal! This taste is really sour and refreshing.

In the end, Jane rescued Xiao Peng. The woman was careful. Seeing Xiao Peng’s expression, she thought of the problem: "George, look at your stinky sweat. Go take a shower and come back for dinner.

George nodded when he heard it: "I smelled the scent as soon as I got out of the car. What did Xiao make delicious?"

"Asian carp." Barton said.

George was a little dumbfounded: "Can Asian carp be so fragrant? Are you kidding me?"

Jane smiled: "Hurry up and take a shower, and you'll know when you come back after washing."

Xiao Peng found a piece of wood and chopped it into thin strips to make chopsticks. It’s okay to let them drink fish head soup or eat fish-boiled meat. It can be solved with a spoon and fork. But if they want to let them eat Zhuge grilled fish, the knife and fork are no longer needed. They must use chopsticks. So, teach Giving them chopsticks is also a glorious and arduous task.

Watching Xiao Peng making chopsticks, Patton and his wife were very interested.

Barton was as excited as a child at this time: "This is chopsticks, right? We once played a feature film here, which specifically introduced your Chinese chopsticks."

Xiao Peng smiled and asked, "Yes, this is chopsticks. How did you introduce it in your feature film?"

Jane said: "I also remember the documentary, saying that chopsticks are the most suitable tableware for your national conditions. There are too many people in your place and there is too little rice. You can't eat a lot with chopsticks. The province is to save."

Xiao Peng's smile froze on his face: "WHAT?"

Button went on to say: "Well, yes, that film did say that. I still remember that the host said at the time: "Imagine if the Chinese people start eating with a spoon, what will happen? It will be another one. We cannot bear the crisis. God bless the Chinese people to eat with chopsticks. If they eat with spoons, we will have nothing left."

Xiao Peng almost lay on the ground with his eyes darkened, damn, what exactly are the Chinese people going to blacken here?

After listening to Barton, Jane retorted: "I don't agree with what the host said, but I agree with what the guest of the show said. The Chinese are small, and the spoons and forks are made of iron. Shen, this is why Huaxia people don't use knives and forks."

Xiao Peng is completely speechless, what does it mean that Huaxia people grow small? Xiao Peng is not tall at 177, but he can't be said to be small, right? Xiao Peng stopped his work and came to the front of George's pickup truck. Button and Jane looked at Xiao Peng, not knowing what he was going to do.

Xiao Peng grabbed the front of the pickup truck and directly lifted the front of the pickup truck. A speechless expression looked at Barton and Jane: "Barton, Jane, do you think this knife and fork are really heavy for Chinese people? You still don’t understand the yellow race. I admit, compared with white people, The physique of the yellow race is much smaller, but if the weight is restricted, the yellow race is more powerful than people of the same weight. You can see the Olympics. The middle and low weight champions are almost all yellow races. Huh?"

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Jane came back to her senses, covering her mouth and said: "Xiete! God, please forgive me for swearing, that **** guest should go to eat shit, Xiao, you Chinese have such great power Huh? God, that's too scary!"

Barton also crossed his chest: "Poor Randy, who provokes such a monster, he is already God's favor for him without a punch..."

Xiao Peng put the car down: "Jane, don't be nervous, not all Chinese people have this power, but you think with your heels, and you know that the guest is talking nonsense? Oh, your white children, You can eat with a spoon when you are two or three years old. We yellow people can't handle spoons and forks when they reach adulthood? Is this unreasonable at all, do you think it is?"

Jane thought for a while, gritted her teeth and said, "Those experts are all liars!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "On this point, I also admit that the same is true in China. Nine out of ten experts are liars."

George came out of the shower, uh, he also used deodorant, but it should be his wife's, because his smell is the same as Linda's. . . . . .

"Can you eat?" This was the first sentence after George came out. Xiao Peng smiled and began to teach everyone how to use chopsticks.

Then Xiao Peng cried again:

In his imagination, teaching foreigners to use chopsticks is a very simple matter. What he didn't expect was that when foreigners learn to use chopsticks, their hearts would collapse. Xiao Peng taught them to use chopsticks and he collapsed.

"Shet, I feel as awkward as I have two more fingers on my palm!" Barton complained. Jane and Emilia are better than Button. Although they are very rusty, they are able to sandwich something.

It's George and Alesi. The chopsticks used are called Yili. Xiao Peng was puzzled and asked how they could use chopsticks.

George laughed and said: "There are Chinese restaurants in Williamstown. I still like to eat fried noodles in them. Every time I take Amy to town, we have to eat fried noodles, so we use chopsticks. Patton disdains to go. Eat Chinese food, so we don’t go with him every time we go to town.” Well, as someone said on the Internet, wherever there are people, there are Chinese restaurants. This is really not wrong, William There are Chinese restaurants in small towns like Muss, and business seems to be good?

Alessi’s answer is even simpler: "Chinese food in Stars and Stripes is spread from California. I have been in California for so many years, do you think it is possible to not eat Chinese food?"

George and the others were full of praise for Zhuge's grilled fish, but poor Patton couldn't eat it, because chopsticks were like advanced alien weapons to him. But he is not nothing to eat. He uses the method Xiao Peng taught him: insert a fork into Xiao Peng’s sliced ​​sashimi, rinse it in the hot pot soup, and then rinse it in salad oil. Eat shabu-shabu. The spicy one was sweating profusely, my mouth still couldn't stop, and I kept eating bite after bite. It doesn't matter if he eats alone, he is still holding a spoon in his hand and sipping the hot pot soup one bite at a time. Seeing his posture, the fish is finished and the hot pot soup is gone.

Xiao Peng also wanted to persuade him to say a few words, but when he saw that George and the others not only ate Zhuge grilled fish, but also didn't let go of the chili in it, they had to give Xiao Peng a thumbs up every time they ate, Xiao Peng had to shut up. Having said that, as long as you are happy.

He suddenly remembered that when Eminem was in China, Xiao Peng once made him a spicy chicken, but Eminem did not move the chicken but ate all the dried chilies.

Uh, it's no wonder that all the formal Huaxia restaurants can't be opened in Star Strip. The taste of this star-tiao country is really weird. . . . . .