Happy Little Scholar

Li Yi originally thought that the day of his wedding would be the peak of his life.

That day he spanked Miss Liu Er, avenging his previous shame and years of humiliation.

Of course, the consequences of reaching the peak were painful. His stomach ached for several days, but after the "pop", he would never forget the refreshing feeling from the depths of his soul.

This was incomparable no matter how much money he made or how high his title was.

Originally thought that after that day, his life would no longer have a peak, but who would have thought that after two months, he could easily reach the peak of his life?

Miss Liu Er did not spank him, nor did she scold him. She also considerately helped him cut the vegetables and cook the meal. This was not Ruyi, but Ruyi...

After dinner, he sat in the yard thinking about this problem. Miss Liu Er sat opposite him. Li Yi couldn't help but shiver, ready to run away when she came to settle the score.

Miss Liu Er looked at his fingers and asked, "What happened to you today?"

Li Yi had gauze wrapped around both of his fingers. He looked down and shook his head and said, "I was distracted at that time..."

"What are you thinking about? You get distracted when you're cutting vegetables?" Miss Liu Er looked at him. Li Yi always felt that her eyes were very aggressive, as if she could see through his thoughts.

"Uh... well, I'm thinking, thinking again... When I cook porridge in the future, put less sugar." Li Yi nodded and said so.

"Why put less?"

"Didn't you say you don't like sweet food..."

"Who said I don't like sweet food?" Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "I always like it."

Li Yi was a little happy. He knew that he knew that Miss Liu Er still liked him and liked the sugar porridge he made.

"Well, there is one more thing." Li Yi thought for a moment, looked at her and said, "The weather has been too hot these days. We are going to move to the mountains for a while. Do you want to go?"

It is already July. The weather has been extremely hot since the past few days. Of course, with the ice cellar and ice jar, it doesn't matter whether the weather is hot or not. However, Li Yi and Ruyi are worried that the cool air created by ice cubes will affect Zui Mo's body. It just so happens that Wang Wei wrote a letter saying that the mountains are very cool these days. Li Yi and Ruyi have discussed it and plan to go there to avoid the heat and wait until the weather is cooler before coming out.

"Go, why not? There are still some disobedient people there. It's time to subdue them..."

When he and Ruyi go with Zui Mo, Ruoqing will naturally not be missing. Xiaohuan, Xiaocui and Xiaozhu will definitely follow. Li Duan, Yongning and Miss Liu will not be left to go together, so this time, they should go into the mountains with their family to be bandits.

Because Zui Mo is pregnant, he is busy all day and has no time to arrange things there. This time, he will just deal with the remaining things.

Looking at the back of Miss Liu Er walking back to the room, Li Yi was thoughtful.

Ruyi changed all of a sudden. She really became gentle, unprecedented gentleness. At this time, he was a little difficult to adapt.

There was an inexplicable feeling of itchy buttocks...

Sure enough, it was infected by Lao Fang...

In the room, Miss Liu Er closed the door, walked to the bed, and took out the book under the pillow.

Looking at the book in her hand, her face showed a trace of admiration and respect, which was extremely rare.

This admiration and admiration was naturally for the owner of this book.

...

The land of chaos.

Today's land of chaos is more appropriate to call it the new world.

The new world is naturally relative to the three countries of Qi, Jingwu, and Wu. A new trade route has been opened here, which is not only easy to travel, but more importantly, safe.

In the past, the forces in the land of chaos were mixed and there were many bandits. Now, although there are many bandits, they are unified by a big force. At least on this trade route, it is absolutely safe.

The great commander Wang Wei, who had already fulfilled his childhood dream and even far exceeded his original dream of "making a name for that tigress", stood on the top of the mountain, his clothes rustling in the mountain wind. He habitually touched his bald head and couldn't help but feel a great sense of pride.

A figure came up the mountain road and whispered: "Great commander, the prince is here."

"Where are you?"

"We've already reached the village."

"Asshole, why didn't you say so earlier!"

...

Wang Wei's commanding temperament, which he had finally displayed, collapsed instantly, and he ran down the mountain.

The reason why Li Yi chose to escape the summer heat here was that after several years of construction, except for the inconvenient transportation, the prosperity here has even surpassed Yong County.

Of course, for strategic considerations, in order to avoid the possibility of being surrounded by the army in the future, the road up the mountain could not be very convenient. Almost every mountaintop is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and there are enough retreat routes in the rear. No one knows these better than these bandits.

It is indeed much cooler in the mountains than in the state capital, and the air is fresh and the scenery is beautiful. Ruyi and Ruyi grew up in the mountains, but it was the first time for Ruoqing and Zuimo to see such a city in the mountains. Li Duan and Yongning were also full of freshness and were lively and energetic, without the tired look on the road...

Although Wang Wei looks a bit fierce, he is a rare meticulous person, and he knows how to persist in doing things. He has the spirit of not turning back until he hits the south wall, and he will continue to stride forward when he hits the south wall.

The most important thing is that he is very talented in being a bandit. It is said that his ancestors have the bandit gene, and he has managed this place in an orderly manner.

He also built a palace here. Although it is not as big as the Jingwang Palace in Yong County, it is also the most imposing building here. It can be said that he is very thoughtful.

When several people were walking on the bluestone street, two people escorted a man from a distance.

Li Yi looked at the three people passing by them and asked, "What is this..."

After Wang Wei walked up and asked, he came back and said, "These guys have toilets but don't use them. They always like to relieve themselves in the street corners. They refuse to change after repeated teachings. They must be locked up for three days before being released."

In fact, Wang Wei also liked to relieve himself anywhere before, and everyone was not a particular person. There were toilets everywhere in the mountains, but now the prince is here. If these people make this place stink, where will he, the great commander, put his face?

So, a few days ago, he issued a death order that everyone's three urgent needs must be solved in the toilet in the future, and those who violated the order will be imprisoned and served!

Li Yi could understand his approach. Most of the people here were born as bandits. They were used to being carefree on weekdays. When they were in the mountains, they were used to solving physiological problems anywhere. But it was not allowed here. In the hot summer, if everyone urinated outside, the smell... you can imagine.

However, thinking about it carefully, this solution still has a big loophole. Li Yi thought about it and asked: "Will it be useful to lock them up?"

"Useless..." Wang Wei smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying: "These guys are used to being casual. They have always been like this. They would rather solve it outside the toilet than go in..."

Li Yi waved his hand and said: "Since it's useless, there's no need to lock them up."

If the punishment for urinating and defecating anywhere is not to work and have food and drink, then this punishment is no different from a reward.

Wang Wei is still too straightforward. If it were the traitor Lao Fang, the problem of urinating and defecating anywhere in the village might have been solved long ago.

Wang Wei was stunned, with a difficult expression on his face: "But Your Majesty, we can't just ignore it..."

Li Yi shook his head, "Who said we can ignore it..."

Wang Wei turned his head and looked at the indifferent expression of the prince, and suddenly felt a little cold in his heart.

Solitary confinement room.

A man was brought in, turned back and smiled: "Old Wang, remember to bring me some beef noodles from Liuji for dinner, put more beef, more noodles, more chopped green onions and coriander..."

After he finished speaking, he lay on a bed in the corner, stretched out comfortably, and put his hands behind his head.

Boss Wang is really something, it's just that he couldn't hold his urine, so why lock himself up for three days...

However, it's fine to lock him up for three days. It's not bad to lock him up for three days. You don't have to work for three days, and you won't be hungry. I never dreamed that there is such a good thing in the world...

When he is released after three days, he will come back again...

When I was thinking this in my heart, the door of the solitary confinement room opened from the outside.

A bald man stood outside and looked at him, saying, "Come out."

"So soon?" He sat up from the bed, a trace of regret appeared on his face. Did Boss Wang regret it?

However, the bald man did not let him leave, but took him to another place.

Through the window, you can see that a dozen children are sitting in seats, with their hands behind their backs, shaking their heads and following the old man in front.

He was a little confused. This is a school. He has always felt that building a school in the village is unnecessary. Only those who have families will send their children here. Anyway, they don't charge money, so they can just take care of the children...

What is this little bald man doing here?

Is he going to beat up a naughty kid who doesn't study hard?