Happy Little Scholar
Chapter 1052: Cure!
At the entrance of the school, the young bald man looked at the man and said calmly: "You will take this class with them. If you can pass the exam, you can leave. If you can't pass, you can only eat steamed buns and drink water today. If you can't pass today, you will have to pass two exams in the next two days..."
The man was stunned when he heard this. Like most people here, he had never been to school and couldn't read a single word. He fell asleep when he heard the old man shaking his head while talking. He didn't even know how to hold a brush. What was an exam?
He just peed, so what?
He pursed his lips, looked at the bald man, and asked: "What if you can't pass tomorrow?"
"If you can't pass it yet..." The bald man patted his shoulder and comforted him: "In fact, steamed buns and plain water are the most nourishing..."
Although General Wang was kind to people on weekdays, many people were still afraid of him when he was serious.
Not long after, the man walked into the school with his head down and sat in the last row.
The young bald man went up to the old teacher and said a few words. The old man nodded, glanced at the back row, and then didn't care about the man.
The man sat in the back row, and when he saw the eyes of the children around him looking at him, his face flushed slightly.
He simply lay on the table and fell asleep. He really didn't believe what madness Wang Lao Da had, making him sit in the school like these little kids to study. Did he want him to take the top exam? He, Wang Dazhuang, was not a material for studying in this life...
Listening to the old man's voice, he felt sleepy.
After an unknown amount of time, he was pushed awake by a little fat man sitting next to him.
The little fat man handed him a piece of paper and a pen, and said, "The teacher said that we should write down the five words we just taught."
The man looked at him with a dull face.
Before writing down, he needed to know what words the old man taught, how to write those words, and------how to hold the pen?
He looked at the little fat man, smiled, and said, "How about you write one for me? I'll go out and buy you some candied haws."
"My family sells candied haws." The little fat man looked at him, shook his head and said, "And the teacher said that you can't write for me, otherwise I will be punished."
The man looked at him helplessly: "Then you can copy it for me, right?"
"No!" The little fat man replied bluntly.
He turned his back and started writing by himself.
The man grabbed the pen and looked at the white paper on the table with a dull face, not knowing how to write.
After a while, the pen and paper in front of him disappeared, and there was a glass of water, a steamed bun, and a bald head.
The bald head looked at him and said, "Tomorrow we will take a test to recite poems, the day after tomorrow we will write poems by heart, and the day after tomorrow we may have to learn mathematics. The commander-in-chief said that the five words that were not written today must be supplemented. Take care..."
After that, he turned and left.
The man sat there stupidly, reciting poems, copying, and doing math...
This is killing him!
The big man trembled and ran out in a hurry. He didn't see the bald guy, but the fat guy who didn't let him copy just now.
小胖子正舔着一根糖葫芦,那汉子从他手中夺过糖葫芦,咬了一口,威胁道:“小子,明天帮我也写一份,不然我揍你!”
After being robbed of the candied haws, the little fat man didn't cry or make a fuss. He just turned around, looked at an eight-foot-tall, muscular man behind him, and said, "Dad, he robbed me of the candied haws and beat me."
Suddenly a shadow appeared in front of the man. He looked up at the man who was much stronger than him, and trembled: "Brother, it's a misunderstanding..."
"You missed your mother's head!"
……
It was indeed much cooler in the mountains than outside, but there were a little more mosquitoes. Li Yi and Zui Mo were not as good as Ruyi and Ruyi. Mosquitoes would move around when they saw them, so he could only make a few homemade mosquito traps. The effect is also very significant.
Miss Liu Er stayed for a few days and then went out. She took Liu Meng's manpower with her and seemed to want to sweep the entire chaotic place.
The Land of Chaos is actually very large. They just opened up a trade route from Qi to Jing, cleared all the hidden dangers around this trade route, and just began to march to the periphery.
Miss Liu II set her sights on the entire Land of Chaos. She not only wanted to be the king of the new world, but also to contract all the hills in the Land of Chaos and become the king of the entire Land of Chaos.
What Li Yi needs to do is to stabilize the rear, provide her with strategic support and resource support, and quietly be the man behind the king.
On a hidden hill somewhere, Li Yi looked at the rows of towering buildings in front of him, and once again felt that Wang Wei was quite reliable in doing things.
He has a whole library in his mind, which can do too many things, and can make many things that can be called black technology in this world...
But he is only one person, and he is lazy.
If he really relies on him to accomplish these things, he needs to live for five hundred years first, and then borrow another five hundred years from God. Perhaps a few hundred years is not enough. Even if there are hundreds or thousands of years in a lifetime, it is impossible to move everything in his mind.
Let Li Xuan work on the technology tree slowly. He hasn't even figured out Ruyi, so he has no interest in these things...
But he didn't really waste the golden finger that he had worked so hard to get. After all, besides copying books, poems, and peeking at other people's diaries..., this thing still has other uses.
Li Yi asked Wang Wei to open up an industrial zone in the rear far away from the village.
Conduct research similar to iron smelting, coking, forging, etc., which is called research, but in fact, he just said that they did it... These will be of great use in the future. Although they are not very useful for the time being, it is better to be prepared...
For the time being, this will be used as a breakthrough point, and the others will be developed slowly in the future.
...
School.
In the corner of the back row, a man looked at the fat man next to him, swallowed his saliva, watched the fat man chewing the chicken leg in his hand, and said: "Little brother, when you come tomorrow, can you secretly bring me some pickles?"
He has been eating steamed buns for seven days and drinking plain water for seven days. He has lost weight. The reason for all this is that he peed outside the toilet at that time...
He is a little confused now. The toilet is clean and tidy. There is no smell after flushing. Why did he have to pee outside...
This is cheap!
The little fat boy nodded with great difficulty. He immediately picked up the pen and pointed at a word on the paper with the pen tip, and asked: "Little brother, how to read this word, I forgot, can you teach me again..."
He was extremely miserable. The school was so terrible. Even if he was moving stones outside, it would be better than sitting here to study...
The confinement room not far from the school was also transformed into a new school.
In the past month, all those who urinated and spitted everywhere and were unhygienic were caught here. Here, they don't have to move stones, build bridges, or repair roads. They don't have to do any work. They swim in the ocean of knowledge all day long and experience the joy of reading...
"Haha, I passed, I passed! I can go out!" Suddenly, a man rushed out from inside and stood on the street, looking crazy.
After laughing, he looked down at his hands with a painful expression. These hands were used to chop people, but they were used to write in the past few days. He wrote all night long. If he couldn't finish writing, he could only eat steamed buns and drink water, and he was not even given pickles...
Several hands suddenly stretched out from the window, and someone urged loudly: "Brother, brother, come back, stay for two more days, and teach us!"
The man stood on the street and laughed wildly: "Even if I die, die outside, starve to death, die of urine, jump off the mountain and die, I will never go back!"
...
In a room somewhere in the village, Commander Wang touched his bald head and was surprised to find that there had been no defecation, spitting, and littering in the whole village for a long time...
In just half a month, this problem that had troubled him for several years was actually cured...
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