I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

"Master's boy's urine is more useful than any other amulet."

Qiu Sheng took out one of the bamboo tubes at this time.

"Why is it so yellow?"

"Must be too angry."

At this time, Uncle Jiu walked to the door, and Wen Cai came over, holding a cup of tea and said:"Master, drink tea and replenish water. After hearing this

, Uncle Jiu took the tea, looked at Wencai's other hand, and asked,"What's hidden behind it?""

"No? Wencai turned around in a circle at this time, holding a bamboo tube in his hand.

Wencai came to Qiu Sheng and said quickly:"Pour some for me."

After Qiu Sheng heard this, he immediately raised his eyebrows and said,"Are you thirsty?""

"I'll give you two pieces."

With that said, he handed him two copper coins.

Wencai said:"What does this mean?

Qiu Sheng said:"Today is our master's birthday, let's go buy a birthday gift!""

"Then go buy it for you."

Wen Cai said and handed the copper plate to a villager next to him.

"What can I buy with two dollars?"

The villagers looked at the two people

"Use your brain! Qiu

Sheng said and turned around to leave.

The problem of horse bandits was solved, and the town returned to its previous prosperity. At this time

, Mao Shanming had arrived at an inn in the town and settled down.

In the room, Mao Shanming Ming sat on the bed and took out two sets of shrouds from the luggage beside him, a small one and a big one. He handed the smaller one to Xiao Bao beside him.

"Now, this set is yours.

Immediately, he unfolded the second big one, handed it to Dabao and said,"This one is yours, wear it carefully, there is no second one.""

Immediately, Mao Shanming folded the shroud. At this time,

Shi

Dabao came over with a brazier.

Mao Shanming said:"How can you put it in without folding it?"

Immediately, he put the shroud into the basin and lit it on fire.

He threw both sets of clothes in.

After the burning was done, Dabao took out the clothes from it.

"Oops, how can you wear something so wrinkled?"

Dabao asked, picking up the folded and wrinkled clothes.

"What a hassle. Mao

Shanming picked up a paper iron from the table nearby and said,"I don't have an iron for you. You can iron it yourself.""

With that said, he put it into the brazier and burned it.

Immediately, Da Bao and Xiao Bao put on their clothes.

Mao Shanming dressed up in the mirror, then turned to look at Dabao and Xiaobao and said:"I'm going down first. If you guys are done, come down."

After saying 750, he turned around and walked downstairs.

On the stairs, he saw Uncle Jiu and others.

Uncle Jiu went upstairs first, and the villagers on the side walked up, looked at Qiu Sheng and said,"I bought the gift."

With that said, he handed a red envelope to Qiu Sheng.

Qiu Sheng opened it and saw that there was only a small copper plate in it.

"What's going on?

The villager said:"You only gave two coppers. One bought a small red envelope, and the other could only put it in as a red envelope.""

"oops. Qiu

Sheng was speechless.

Then, looking at a big gift box on the side, Qiu Sheng asked:"What is here?""

"I bought something to play with myself. After Qiu

Sheng heard this, he immediately raised his eyebrows and said,"Oh, you didn't give me a gift for Uncle Jiu's birthday, but you bought it yourself to play with. I'd better bring it to you.""

As he said that, he took the gift box over.

"That's not possible."

The villager said.

Qiu Sheng smiled and said:"It's okay if I say yes."

After watching several people go up, Mao Shanming turned his head.

The next moment, Dabao and Xiaobao appeared next to him.

Dabao said:"Master, do you want to repair him? Mao

Shanming waved his hand and said:"No, we are here to ask for money. Just be patient and go down to eat.""

Upstairs, there is a banquet table. Uncle Jiu is sitting at the head, and the others are sitting with him.

"Come on, come on, let’s have a toast."

Everyone raised their glasses together and took a sip of wine.

At the table, someone asked in a low voice:"Why hasn't Comprador Hong arrived yet? Another person looked ahead and said,"

It will be there as promised.""

The next moment, a fat man wearing a suit came out.

"Uncle Jiu, happy birthday! Happy birthday!"

He came out with a Western-style cake and placed it on the dining table.

"what is this?"

Besides, Ah Wei asked.

"This is a Western mooncake!"

Comprador Hong said with a smile.

"Uncle Jiu, blow out the candles. Ah

Wei said:"There are so many candles, are you asking Uncle Jiu to make them?""

Comprador Hong said with a smile:"No, this is a good sign."

"Uncle Jiu, blow it out."

"As soon as the candle goes out, there is a son and a daughter-in-law."

Besides, Wen Cai said with a smile:"My master has no son.

Then he felt something was wrong and explained:"My master treats me like his son.""

Then (bbda), blow out the candles.

The people on the table began to sing a happy birthday song

"I wish you longevity and happiness, and I wish you a happy birthday……"

"Not this one, not this one!"

Wen Cai waved his hand and said.

Then he hugged Uncle Jiu and sang slowly:"Master is the only good person in the world. A disciple with a master is like a treasure. He falls into the arms of the master, happy little baby.……"

After singing, Uncle Jiu could only smile awkwardly.

Wencai picked up the wine glass beside him and said,"Master, I'm here to toast you."

Then everyone raised their glasses together.

The person at the table next to him asked:"Wencai, what gift do you want to give to Master?"

Qiu Sheng and Wencai both looked at each other, and then said together:"Master, this is my gift to you."

So, Picked up the little red envelope from before and handed it to Uncle Jiu

"Let Master see what gifts you have given me."

Uncle Jiu was ready to take it apart at this time.

Qiu Sheng said:"Go back and take it apart again, go back and take it apart again.

Uncle Jiu said," Let's take a look.""

On the table, everyone was guessing what was given.

"Such a small piece must be jade, right?"

Some people speculated.

Uncle Jiu opened the red envelope at this time and saw a copper plate inside.

The man asked:"Uncle Jiu, is it jade?"

"Anything is fine."

Uncle Jiu said, and then he put away the red envelope.

Then, he suddenly saw a gift box on the ground.

Qiu Sheng immediately picked it up and said,"Master, the small one is just an appetizer, and the big one is the main course, Master!"

So, he immediately picked up the gift box.

Uncle Jiu said,"You still have some filial piety."

When they saw Uncle Jiu starting to open the gift box, the two villagers who bought the gift box stood up and said,"Uncle Jiu, let's go patrol first."

Immediately, he turned around and left.

On the table, someone asked:"What do you think this box is?

The person next to him said,"The box just now was filled with jade, and this bag is probably really big!""

While everyone was looking forward to it, Uncle Jiu opened the box and picked up the lid.

The next moment, a foam fist suddenly seeped out from it and hit Uncle Jiu in the face.

In an instant, The expressions of everyone present changed.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Killing me!"

"Ouch! No wonder the villagers said they bought it for fun and couldn't give it to Uncle Jiu. It turned out to be such a thing!"

"This Qiu Shengwencai is really hilarious."

"Uncle Jiu: Okay, okay, what a good apprentice!"

"Qiusheng Wencai: You really can’t blame us. Who told you to deduct all our wages before? We really have no money!"

The audience is all amused and laughing. Who would have thought that this is what they are pretending to be!

……

On the table, when everyone was at a loss, Uncle Jiu's mouth split open and he laughed. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hahaha"

"Ha ha ha ha."

At first, it was still a small laugh, but then the sound became louder.

At this time, the expressions of the other people on the table changed even more.

"Uncle Jiu hasn't smiled like this for a long time."

"Yes, yes, last year, several people in the town died because of such a smile."

"It's true, I didn't lie to you!"

At this time, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai both had big heads. This was clearly a smile hiding a knife!

Qiu Sheng took this thing over and said,"Master, this thing is not fun. I will buy you a fun one.""

Uncle Jiu said:"Okay, you don't have to come back."

"After you finish shopping, go back and wait for me to play with you."

"oh……"

Qiu Shengwencai stood up and left with a face full of pain.

"Boy, you really know how to have fun!"

Someone on the table said animatedly[]

The next moment, the waiter brought the food

"Come, come, forget the unhappy things, eat the food, eat the food."

Qiu Shengwen came out at this time and saw the two villagers standing outside, smiling at him.

"You two brats!"

Qiu Sheng said and threw the things over.

"How dare you fool us!"

So, he immediately chased after him

"You can't blame us for this. You insisted on giving it to Uncle Jiu, and we couldn't stop it."

At this time, Qiu Sheng was helpless and could only admit it.

Upstairs, Ah Wei walked down and happened to see Mao Shanming eating there.

When he saw this, he suddenly glared, this guy is still here What?

So, he immediately walked up by himself.

At this time, Dabao looked at the chicken legs on the table and bit into his mouth.

When Mao Shanming saw this, he immediately glared at him and said:"A little tutoring None, you should die early!"

At this time, Awei was standing next to him. He couldn't see Dabao and Xiaobao. He could only see Mao Shanming sitting alone on the table.

Therefore, in his opinion, Mao Shanming's words were directed at him. of!

"What did you say? Ah

Wei glared.

Mao Shanming immediately said:"I'm not talking to you."

Awei shouted:"I told you, who else can you talk to? Is there anyone else?""

Mao Shanming looked at the two seats next to him, knowing that Awei couldn't see Dabao and Xiaobao, so he didn't say anything.

Awei looked at Mao Shanming and continued:"You occupied three seats by yourself. Have you finished eating?

Mao Shanming said:"Not yet, the food has just been delivered.""

"I said you've finished eating!"

With that said, Awei picked up the food and placed it next to the waiter.

The next moment, Awei turned around and raised his feet to step on the bench.

When Dabao saw this, he immediately stood up.

And Awei's feet stepped on some of the corners of his clothes, and they would be torn directly if he tore them.

"what?"

Awei lowered his head and saw that there was a ball of paper dust.

Suddenly, Dabao was so angry that the new clothes he just got were trampled to pieces.

At this time, Awei looked at Mao Shanming and said:" Let me tell you, you only have two ways to go now"

"First, go back to your room immediately!"

"The second one is... Oops!"

Before he finished the second sentence, Dabao directly lifted his leg and threw him to the ground.

"What is Article 2? Mao

Shanming asked pretending to be innocent.

Ah Wei endured the pain and got up and said,"The second rule is to fall like me.""

"I'll knock you to death!"

Dabao shouted at this time and threw Awei to the ground again.

"Ouch!"

Awei screamed.

"You two haven't come to help yet!"

He shouted to the two men next to him.

"Captain, are you okay?"

Two people supported Ah Wei.

"A little problem, hold me tight."

So, the two people hugged Awei tightly, so that Dabao had no chance to make another move.

But at the next moment, Dabao grabbed Awei's hand, put it on the buttocks of the two men, and kept rubbing it

"Captain, do you have this problem?"

The expressions of both men changed.

Ah Wei said with an ugly face:"You two, just pretend it never happened."

"Captain, I can't take it anymore!"

Both of them couldn't bear it anymore and ran away immediately.

"Uncle Jiu! Uncle Jiu!"

Ah Wei knew that he must have hit something evil and had something dirty.

So, he turned around to find Uncle Jiu.

But at this time, he was grabbed by Dabao and could not leave, and was immediately pressed on the table.

Mao Shanming looked at Ah Wei Wei, asked:"What exactly do you want to do?

Ah Wei glared and said,"What do you want to do?""

The next moment, Dabao grabbed Awei's feet and lifted them up.

Then everyone saw that Awei put his hands on the table and slowly raised his feet back.

It was like performing acrobatics!

"ah?"

Awei was in a panic at this time.

"So you want to do some stunt?"

At this time, the other guests on the first floor stood up and gathered around, talking and laughing.

So, under the teasing of Dabao and Xiaobao, Awei's whole body began to be moved around on the table.

It looked like he was performing stunts.

However, he kept screaming.

People around him thought it was a show effect and clapped their hands.

Upstairs, Uncle Jiu also heard the noisy sound. He asked doubtfully:"Why is it so noisy downstairs?"

The person on the side said:"There must be a running water table downstairs."

"We continue to eat."

Immediately, I didn't care about it.

Ah Wei was made miserable and kept being teased in front of so many people.

In the end, he fell directly on the table and wanted to escape, but was pulled back.

At this time , one of his hands was controlled, and he picked up a chopstick as if to poke his mouth.

At this time, Awei was shocked and quickly stopped it with his other hand.

Just like that, it was like fighting each other from left to right. Same.

And Dabao opened his chin with his hands, making him open his mouth.

"Watch him swallow chopsticks!"

"Encourage!"

Mao Shanming was the first to speak and applauded.

The others also raised their hands and applauded.