I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

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Previously, Ah Wei was grabbed by Dabao's hand and swallowed the chopsticks into his mouth.

Then, he took it out with difficulty, holding his throat and retching.

At this time, Mao Shanming said with a smile:"This is nothing at all. It can't penetrate the throat but not the back. Is there anything thicker?"

After saying that, he turned to look at the others.

At this time, the others were all surprised.

On the side, an old man picked up the crutch he was holding and said,"Yes, is this thick enough?"

After hearing this, Mao Shanming took a look at the crutch and said,"It's not only thick enough, it's really enjoyable."!"

When Ah Wei saw this, he was so frightened that he turned around and prepared to run away.

The next moment, Dabao and Xiabao were holding him in place, unable to move.

Mao Shanming stepped forward and said with a smile:"What do you think, captain, do it yourself?"

With that, he held up the crutches with both hands.

Awei immediately grimaced and shook his head.

"Don't don't!"

"don't want? Then let me help you?"

With that said, Mao Shanming picked up the crutch.

Then, Dabao and Xiaobao grabbed Awei's head, raised his head and opened his mouth.

Mao Shanming took the crutch and stretched it into his mouth.

The next moment, He swallowed the crutch into his stomach

"OK!"

Everyone around him clapped and applauded.

Mao Shanming, in a prank version, thrust hard back and forth several times before pulling out.

Awei was holding his own throat at this time, and his whole body was very sluggish.

And Dabao was At that moment, he looked at a girl on the side, grabbed Ah Wei, stood up, and ran towards the girl with his teeth and claws bared.

Suddenly, the girl backed away in fright.

"What are you doing? do not come!"Two sixty-seven""Don't come over!""

"Uncle Jiu, help!"

Awei couldn't help shouting at this time.

At this time, Uncle Jiu upstairs finally heard the shout and walked downstairs.

At first glance, he felt something was wrong when he saw Awei's appearance. , then he opened his vaginal eyes and looked again, and saw two brats holding him up from behind.

Seeing this, Uncle Jiu was slightly surprised.

Although this Awei is usually aloof, he can still catch horse bandits at critical moments. He also put in a lot of effort.

So, Uncle Jiu did not sit idly by and walked forward.

He came to Awei's side, grabbed Awei directly, and then kicked out the kid behind him.

Then, with both hands He even grabbed Dabao's arm and threw him against the wall.

"Ouch!"

Dabao screamed at this time.

It was okay for him to tease Ah Wei, but facing Uncle Jiu, he had no power to resist.

Uncle Jiu stretched out his hand, took out a wisp of flames on the side, and lit it on Dabao on his head.

Suddenly, Dabao fell to the ground, screaming in pain.

"ah?"

Mao Shanming was a little surprised at this time.

Uncle Jiu had already walked aside, picked up a wine jar, and started cooking, preparing to collect Dabao.

When Dabao saw this, he immediately shouted:"Uncle Ming, help me!"

When Mao Shanming saw this, he immediately stepped forward and pulled Dabao to save him. Uncle Jiu turned his head at this time and saw this scene. He frowned and asked,"Brother Taoist, what are you doing?"

"ah?"

"Let me come, let me come!"

Mao Shanming rushed over at this time, also pretending to take a jar, walked to Dabao, and said:"Come in, come in!"

However, Uncle Jiu cast a spell on Dabao, and it was difficult to move while lying on the ground. Mao Shanming couldn't get it in even though he was half-assed.

After seeing this, Uncle Jiu said,"Let me do it."

So, he immediately used the diagram of Bagua to pick up the wine jar towards Dabao.

The next moment, Dabao was uncontrollably sucked into the wine jar.

Immediately, Uncle Jiu put a spell on it to seal it.

"ah?"

After seeing that Dabao was really taken away, Xiaobao hid behind the table and let out a cry of fear.

Uncle Jiu immediately turned his head and looked.

Mao Shanming immediately said:"This is mine, let me do it!"

So, he raised the wine jar towards Xiaobao.

When Xiaobao saw this, he immediately wanted to fly over.

However, Uncle Jiu grabbed his ankle halfway, folded it hard, and put it into the wine jar. , put it away.

After seeing that all the two little ghosts he had raised were put away, Mao Shanming was stunned. The jar in his hand fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

Uncle Jiu raised his head and looked over.

Mao Shanming stood up straight. Body, eyes dodge.

Uncle Jiu handed the wine jar to Qiu Sheng Wencai aside, and said:"Let's go back."

"oh."

With that said, the two of them followed Uncle Jiu and left.

Mao Shanming was behind, but he hesitated to speak.

"This Mao Shanming is really not good. He is completely half-assed. He is not good enough in front of Uncle Jiu."

"Yes, both brats were taken away by Uncle Jiu. They were really dumbfounded now."

"But these two brats are not bad-hearted."

……

After returning to Yizhuang, Uncle Jiu placed the wine jar on the altar table

"Wen Cai, bring me some cinnabar."

"good."

Uncle Jiu lit the candle, and Wencai took out the cinnabar.

Uncle Jiu picked up the brush, wrote the cinnabar spell on the yellow paper, and then sealed the wine jar again.

Qiu Sheng said with a smile:"Master, let's just heat up a pot. Oil, let’s get a fried ghost and let him never be reincarnated.

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu raised his head and asked,"Why do you need to be so cruel?""

"Do you have a deep grudge against him?"

"It's miserable enough for him to be a lonely ghost. If he doesn't harm anyone, if you fry him with oil, you will die early. Hearing this

, Qiu Sheng grinned and said,"Master, I was just joking, do you take it seriously?""

"Seriously, seriously!"

At this time, Ah Wei came over from outside.

"Uncle Jiu, he just made me almost lose my human shape in the teahouse! Ah

Wei said angrily.

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu turned to look at Ah Wei and said,"I still want to ask you, Captain, there are so many people in the restaurant, why don't they mess with you when they don't mess with anyone?""

"I think you must have bullied him!

After hearing this, Ah Wei said with some lack of confidence:"No.""

"No?"

Uncle Jiu glanced at him.

Ah Wei didn't dare to say anything.

Now Ah Wei, without guns and cannons, the warlord has fallen, has lost its original momentum, and Uncle Jiu is following his lead.

At this time, Uncle Jiu heard When he heard the noise outside, he handed the wine jar to Qiu Sheng and said,"Put it in the house.""

"good."

After placing the wine jar, Uncle Jiu pulled Qiu Shengwencai and the others into another room.

"What are you doing, Master?"

"Come in, why is there so much nonsense?"

So, there was no one outside.

And the movement outside just now was naturally caused by Mao Shanming.

He thought that Uncle Jiu didn't hear it, but in fact, Uncle Jiu had noticed it a long time ago.

He took advantage of Uncle Jiu and others to enter another room. In a room, he quickly broke into the room where Qiu Sheng had placed the wine jars just now, trying to steal the big and small treasures.

But he was dumbfounded after entering the room.

Because, the room was filled with densely packed wine jars.

"Wow!"

"Why are there so many, which one is right?"

Mao Shanming was a little dizzy.

"By the way, that jar says sorghum!"

He had a flash of inspiration.

Then he quickly took a look among them.

He found that several jars had the word"sorghum" written on them.

So, he could only tentatively stretch out his hand and knock on the wine jar.

"Dabao?"

"Big head!"

A vicious curse came from the jar.

He immediately retracted his hand and tested the next one.

"Are you Xiaobao?"

"I am not Xiaobao, I am Gaoliang. Please let me out."

Writing this, the audience burst out laughing.

"The devil in this jar also made me laugh to death. When I heard what Mao Shanming just said about sorghum, I thought he was looking for sorghum!"

"It's amazing, this evil ghost is so cunning, but it's so funny to take pictures like this!"

……

Mao Shanming spat.

Then try the next one

"Big baby and little baby?"

After knocking a few times, there was no movement.

"Could it be that he is feeling dizzy?"

Mao Shanming was confused.

"Why not give it a try!"

He stretched out his hand and opened the jar.

However, there was no movement.

He cautiously stepped forward to check.

But at this time, thick fog spurted out, scaring him to take a few steps back.

When the thick fog dissipated, a female ghost in black sat on the jar.

The female ghost turned her head, revealing a beautiful face. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Wow! Mao

Shanming couldn't help but speak.

The female ghost turned sideways and said,"Ms. sir, thank you for letting me out.""

"I will be yours from now on"

"OK, let's go back and rest early."

Mao Shanming looked directly at the female ghost.

The female ghost asked:"Aren't you looking for someone?"

"Ah, I found it, I can't do without it."

As he said that, Mao Shanming walked towards a jar with the words"ginseng and tonic soup" written on it.

"Then let's go"

"Yeah!"

Mao Shanming first walked out as if he was obsessed with something...

"Good guy, is this female ghost too conservative? Anyone who releases her will belong to whom?"

"Uncle Jiu really doesn't know how to show mercy to women, and he has captured so many beautiful female ghosts and sealed them in jars!"

"This Mao Shanming really made me laugh to death. Seeing the beautiful female ghost, he completely forgot about Dabao and Xiaobao."[]

"Hahaha! This image makes me laugh even thinking about it"

……

At this time, Mao Shanming opened the curtain of the room.

Before he left, he saw Uncle Jiu standing at the door of the room.

The female ghost saw Uncle Jiu at a glance, her expression suddenly changed, and she immediately dashed out of the room and ran away in fright.

Uncle Jiu didn't care about the female ghost escaping, but looked at Mao Shanming.

Mao Shanming also saw Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu looked at Mao Shanming and asked,"Brother Dao, why do you play such a thing?"

"Haha, you are out of luck! Wencai spoke at this time.

Uncle Jiu said:"Did you say it or did I say it?""

"Master, tell me.

Uncle Jiu looked at Mao Shanming and said,"Brother Tao, you can't afford to provoke this kind of thing.""

"ah? Mao

Shanming put the jar on the ground with an embarrassed expression.

Then Uncle Jiu looked at Qiu Sheng and asked,"Qiu Sheng, where is the jar you just put?""

"There it is!"

Qiu Sheng stretched out his finger.

Mao Shanming turned to look.

Then Uncle Jiu said:"Give the jar back to him. Qiu

Sheng nodded, but before he was ready to step forward, Ah Wei stopped Qiu Sheng and said,"Stop joking, Uncle Jiu!""

"Return the jar to him?"

Uncle Jiu said:"Captain, do you or I make the decision to seal the dirty things in Yizhuang?"

"I'm the ruler! Ah

Wei said subconsciously.

But then he still withered and said,"Uncle Jiu, it's up to you to decide.""

So, Qiu Sheng stepped forward and picked up the jar, but Ah Wei still snatched it away.

At this time, Uncle Jiu looked at Mao Shanming and said,"Brother Taoist, we are all members of the same Taoist order. Maoshan's first commandment, You know that, right?"

Mao Shanming said sternly:"Of course I know that good and evil are opposites, and they will fight for life!

Uncle Jiu asked,"Why do you still raise a kid by yourself if I know you?"

Ah Wei rushed to say,"That's right, I raised two of them at once!"

Mao Shanming smiled awkwardly and said,"I also want to have two meals.""

"The sky is huge, let alone two meals, even three meals and one night, nothing is too difficult."

With that said, Uncle Jiu walked out of the room.

Then he continued to ask:"How did you live before those two things followed you?"

"very sad. Mao

Shanming said truthfully.

Uncle Jiu asked:"What about after raising it?""

Mao Shanming thought for a moment and then said:"It seems to be more sad."

"That's right."

Uncle Jiu sighed.

"Ghosts are ominous things that combine poverty, sorrow, decline, disaster, shame, misery, mold, pain, illness, and death into one body."

"How can your life be easy if you walk in and out with them?"

Jiu Shu said earnestly.

"That's what you said."

Mao Shanming felt like he had seen through it all.

Uncle Jiu said with his hands behind his back:"It would be best if you understand."

Then, looking at the wine jar that Ah Wei had snatched away, he said,"Give him the wine jar.""

"No!"

Ah Wei said.

Uncle Jiu glared at him, then took the jar over and handed it to Mao Shanming.

"Brother Tao, you have to figure it out yourself."

"All right."

Mao Shanming seemed to have made up his mind and walked outside the door.

At this time, Awei said:"Uncle Jiu, why is this world so unfair? Ghosts can see us so easily, but we can't see ghosts. Woolen cloth?"

Uncle Jiu said:"If you want ghosts not to see you, then put pot ashes on your body, then they won't be able to see you."

"Really?"

Awei seemed to have obtained some kind of secret method and was very happy.

So, he immediately ran to the side of the waste bin, grabbed a handful of ashes from the pot, and smeared it on his face.

Then, he wanted to test it... and At this time, Mao Shanming walked out of Yizhuang, holding the jar in his hand, with a very unpleasant expression on his face.

After untying the seal, he smashed the jar to the ground.

Dabao and Xiaobao finally came out.

Looking at Mao Shanming's face in front of him, the two People are a little surprised

"Uncle Ming, what's wrong with you?"

"The Taoist priest was right. Fire and water are incompatible. North and South are in opposition. Loyalty and filial piety cannot survive without distinction between black and white.

Dabao then said:"It's just that humans and ghosts have different paths!"

Mao Shanming nodded and said:"Yes, all those who are opposite will be separated sooner or later.""