I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

After listening to Shang Can's words, Yunyun nodded lightly, accepted her words, raised her hand to recall Wuyou who was still stuck on the ground.

"It's curfew time, don't run around."

It seemed that she had no plans to ask her what to do when she went out. The cloud's voice was cold and smoky, and she glanced at Shang Can lightly.

The dream-like picture cracked, Shang Can lowered his eyes calmly and bit the tip of his tongue with a little force.

The pain caused the emotional tide that came like a tsunami to recede. Shang Can said to himself in his heart, "Okay, the time of sadness is over."

This is it.

Shang Can is no longer in the mood to explore the sky at night, and now she just wants to get out of here quickly, after all, facing such a cloud - referring to her as a stranger - is not good for her mental health at all .

Speaking of which, Yunyun can train people, which is really a lot better than she was back then... But when she said this, wasn't she still wandering outside?

Thinking about it, it was impossible for Shang Can to say this, so she just resolutely admitted her mistake and said goodbye.

"It's just that I can't sleep, I'm sorry for disturbing Yun Zhongjun, then I'll come back—"

"I was temporarily entrusted with the work of vigil at Fengyaju, because I am probably the person with the highest cultivation here."

Without warning, Yunyun suddenly started talking to herself, and Shang Can was stunned for a while before she realized that she seemed to be explaining the reason why she was here.

Fengyaju is the place where they live now, and the monks who have passed the audition of the Taoist Association are arranged to live here. Not counting Shang Can's words, Yunyun is indeed the most cultivated among the rest of the people, and her words don't sound like showing off...

…but no one asked her? Why did the cloud suddenly say this?

The idea of ​​"the cloud will take the initiative to talk to people" and "the big night is troublesome for the guests to watch the night, is there no one in the sky?" in his mind for a while, Shang Can was not sure Which attitude should I use to respond, and I feel that neither side is right, so I have to answer vaguely.

“…is it.”

The words seemed too perfunctory, Shang Can found it difficult for her to find the character she should have at the moment, quickly gathered up the chaotic emotions, and surrendered: "Yun Zhongjun has worked hard. ."

Shang Can, who is well versed in the way of speaking, knows that the dialogue needs to be back and forth in order to continue, so he did the opposite, and simply shut his mouth after a polite sentence, wanting to go as soon as possible The thought of ending the topic was beyond words, so I waited to say goodbye to the cloud, and then turned the page of tonight's inexplicable emergency.

"Yes. Many seniors went directly to the suburbs."

But the cloud obviously did not receive Shang Can's mood at all, and opened the topic uncharacteristically.

Shang Can was full of heart and just wanted to run away, but she still had some doubts about her words, and finally couldn't help but ask: "...the suburbs?"

Cloud nodded lightly, was silent for a while, and finally replied.

"At night, the magician appeared in the suburbs."

“…”

"Don't go out." The cloudy jade-like eyes looked at Shang Can again, the star-like eyes trembled slightly, and finally added, "It is very dangerous."

After nightfall, the charmer who huddled in the sky and waited for dinner to stand silently in front of her, feeling very complicated.

...The fake charmer is still doing things, it seems that he is not going to be caught by the cultivator tonight.

Shang Can actually wanted to see the situation in person, but if she wanted to sneak out, she had to figure out how to get past the cloud - Shang Can silently gave up this idea, acting in surprise and fear Appearance: "Actually, there is such a thing, that evil cultivator—"

…Why does she have to speak ill of herself in front of the cloud?

When his mind turned to this, Shang Can suddenly became discouraged, pretending to have lingering fears, and tried to end this conversation again.

"Thank you Yun Zhongjun for telling me, then I will go back to the house first."

When he finally saw the cloud and nodded, Shang Can secretly relieved, turned his head and walked back and forth.

But after less than two breaths of relief, he was forced to lift it up again. Shang Can stopped and looked back a little helplessly, and he saw that there was no hidden whereabouts at all. The person who was interested also stopped three steps behind her and met her gaze calmly.

“…”

Shang Can smiled and asked kindly, "Is Yun Zhongjun going back to the room too?"

Unexpectedly, Yunyun shook his head magnanimously, but said no: "It's not time yet."

“…what?”

"You're the fifth one who slipped out tonight."

“…”

Shang Can laughed and laughed, secretly laughing in her heart that these cultivators are not very honest, no wonder the clouds are so skilled at catching people.

She was about to say something to show that she would never do it again, but the other side stared at the cloud that she looked at for a long time and said, "Some people suspect that the charmer is directed at Daoxin lotus seeds come, there is an inner response in the sky and the sky."

Speaking of the cloud, she seemed to dance a sword flower casually, her eyes swept over Shang Can deeply, and she pointed out: "So don't run around."

Shang Can—what else can Shang Can say, she can only laugh dryly and say some pale words, of course not, and secretly decide to say hello to Ban Shao tomorrow. , don't expose the stuffing and put the pot on the pot as a big head.

It's just that she seems to have caught the attention of the cloud now, and the other party is very likely to leave without seeing her return to the room. Shang Can was a little annoyed, and he came out later if he knew it earlier.

You know, letting her chat with the cloud for ten minutes is far more uncomfortable than letting her fight all day.

The feng shui really took turns. Back then, only Yunyun despised her for talking too much, and now there is even a day when she feels uncomfortable chatting with Yunyun.

But no matter how noisy she is, the cloud never seems to dislike her. Don't look at Yunyun's cold and intimidating appearance, in fact, this child has an amazing temperament. She used to be fearless and did a lot of reckless things, but Yunyun has never been angry with her—

…Huh? Ever get angry? Have you never given birth?

I always felt a vague feeling of "it seems to be remembering something", Shang Can was troubled by this vague impression, he pushed open the door of his room and walked in, turning around She closed the door and watched the white figure who followed her silently all the way, was slowly covered by the closed door.

When the door was completely closed, Shang Can suddenly remembered.

Only once did the cloud get mad at her.

The next day was crisp and clear.

Shang Can's expression was sluggish, and it seemed out of tune with this good weather.

The morning bell rang too early. She had slept late enough last night. Who knew that she would hear the piercing bell ringing incessantly at Mao Shi, which made her grit her teeth and get up from the bed, reluctantly following the other monks in Feng Ya Ju. Together they returned to the arena in Tianwai Tianyanwu Square, and found a corner to shrunk and let go.

Even when she was in Lantau, she had never woken up so early, not to mention the years she had been free-ranging in Biluo Huangquan.

Shang Can yawned a huge yawn without any image, and was more determined to find a way to find where the Tao Xin lotus seed was as soon as possible, and then find an opportunity to steal it.

Ban Shao found her when she yawned for the sixth time, nimbly shuttled from the gap in the crowd to stand by her side, glanced at Shang Can, and said in a very gloating tone: "What's wrong with you, are you going to steal chickens at night?"

"Well said, I'll go to Tianwaitian's kitchen tonight and try to steal a chicken." Shang Can slowly leaned on the stone pillar next to him and said sullenly, "At least the clouds It's impossible to keep a vigil there."

Under the shocked gaze of Ban Shao, Shang Can sighed and briefly explained to her what happened last night. The expression on Wan Shao's face changed from doubt to indignation, and then from indignation to stunned. He pointed at Shang Can with the orchid raised, his eyes flashing with relief.

"So it turns out that you have already seen it! It's a shame that I was worried about your adverse reaction yesterday and dragged you away... Hey, what blood did you vomit yesterday? Is it on fire?"

"..." Shang Can cooperated with a dry smile, "Yes, yes, then Zhengyu-Jun, apart from these things, you have nothing to do with the reappearance of Can's in the suburbs of Yanyang. What do you want to say?"

"Ah."

I'll take care of this with my own hands and pay you back—cough."

Wan Shao almost swallowed the last word "white" under Shang Can's stare, and smiled at Shang Can shyly. Before she could continue to say something, a voice suddenly interjected not far away.

"It is not a good idea to act rashly."

Ban Shao was so frightened that someone was standing beside him! Why didn't she even notice this! Really low vigilance!

Fortunately, they didn't say anything that would reveal their identity...Ban Shao was relieved and angry at the same time: How can there be such a rude monk! Don't you know it's rude to listen to others? Even a female monk with a nice voice can't forgive her!

She turned her head and was about to stare at that rude guy and lose her temper, but before she started, she was pulled behind her by Shang Can. Ban Shaozheng was inexplicable when he saw Shang Can, who was leaning on the pillar, stand up straight, with a humble and polite voice.

"Yun Zhongjun said yes."

Yunzhongjun...Who is Yunzhongjun? Sounds a bit familiar, doesn't it?

The extremely long life span of the demon clan made Ban Shao not very good at memorizing. He was stunned with his mouth open, and after three seconds he exclaimed, "Cloud!"

Shang Can's solid elbow hit her in the abdomen before she could finish her sentence, and Wan Shao was dragged to his side by the smiling Shang Can. She was kind, but she didn't laugh at all. Instructed: "What are you shouting, are you familiar with Yun Zhongjun?"

You monks really pay attention to a lot! If you are so polite, you should tell your junior sister not to eavesdrop!

Someone with a higher status impersonates! hateful!

"Yes, it's my rudeness... Yun Zhongjun forgive me..."

Yun Zhongjun, who is young but tall, has been staring at her since just now, woohoo—it means stop looking at her like that! There's no such thing as scary at all! So hard to understand! Are you scolding her in your heart? !

"See you again."

"Huh?"

I didn't expect that the other party would accept it when she said it, and her eyes fluttered past her and fell on Shang Can, Wan Shao made a somewhat funny tone, and turned to look as if asking for help.

Shang Can had no expectation of her being able to save the world at first, so she ignored Wan Shao, but endured the confusion in her heart and surrendered to Yunyun: "I disturbed Jun Yunzhong again."

While chatting with Ban Shao, she noticed a cloud that suddenly appeared in the vicinity, but decided to pretend she didn't see it. I didn't expect that Yunyun would take the initiative to talk to him... Hey, it's good to have progress in interpersonal communication, but this situation is really complicated.

It was unexpected that she would meet Yunyun. Although she didn't want to have a bad relationship with Yunyun, Shang Can never planned to have a good relationship with Yunyun. It is best to have one person who still walks after each other, like two intersecting lines.

It's just the way it is now...Shang Can raised his guard up a little, but saw Yunyun only nodding his head slightly, he was greeted by her, and then he looked forward again and stopped moving, as if a dialogue had already begun It looks like it's over. If it weren't for her still blinking, she would really look like a jade statue with ice muscles and jade bones.

Shang Can's belly was full of thoughts, and he touched his nose mockingly.

...It seems that she has excess self-awareness, Yun Yun probably just heard Ban Shao spit out mad words, out of good intentions.

The corner that no one cared about became conspicuous after it appeared in the cloud. Shang Can glanced at it and saw three or four people walking towards this side as if nothing had happened. With the idea of ​​being close to Yun Zhongjun.

She won't accompany her in this muddy water. Shang Can winked at Ban Shao, and the two of them touched the cloud before the encirclement was formed. Just after walking a little farther and standing still, I saw a man wearing a robe of Heaven and Earth rushing to the center of the ring.

"Who is it?" Ban Shao squinted and took a closer look, wondering, "His clothes don't seem to be the same as the Tianwaitian disciple I saw before..."

"Naturally it's different." Shang Can glanced lazily, then quickly moved away, and replied nonchalantly, "Pei Chen, the first disciple of the Heavenly Frost Lord and the current acting head, is dressed in The costumes are of course different from ordinary disciples."

"You know him? Is he good?"

"Generally speaking, not as good as me."

...I always feel that this person's tone is not right.

Shang Can is a very arrogant person, but there are few times when he is so arrogant and outspoken. Wan Shao became curious, and was thinking about how to find out the plot from Shang Can's mouth, when he saw a man named Pei Chen bowing slightly to the audience, and then said aloud.

"The daoists who have not yet completed the battle after yesterday's drawing of lots will take the stage in order today—"

"But before that, there is urgent news to let you know."

He swept over the cultivators who were whispering under the stage, worry and hesitation flashed between his eyebrows, but he still opened his mouth.

"After nightfall yesterday, the Charming Man reappeared in the outskirts of Yanyang, injuring three monks."

"I have already dispatched people to arrest the charmer, please don't act rashly."

"The purpose of the charmer is most likely to be the first prize Daoxin lotus seed, but a barrier has been set up around Tianwaitian to ensure everyone's safety, you don't have to worry, the daoists who failed to advance are also welcome You can stay in Tianwaitian first, so as not to be exploited by the charmer when you leave."

"For safety reasons, please try not to leave the sky during the seminar, especially after nightfall."

"That magic cultivator is cunning and cunning, always be careful."

It was probably because I heard that there was an enchantment to protect my heart, and the atmosphere in the audience gradually changed from fear and anxiety to indignation. The young people are righteous and awe-inspiring, accusing the wickedness and viciousness of the charmer, and worrying about the injuries of the fellow Daoist who was injured by the charmer.

Only Shang Can and Wanshao looked on with cold eyes like outsiders, and they were soon discovered that they did not fit in. A male cultivator stepped forward a few steps and said to Shang Can enthusiastically: " What is there that you don't understand, fellow Daoist?"

It seems that they mistaken their calmness for not understanding the status quo, Shang Can simply acquiesced, nodded politely and asked: "I live in a remote place, I have never heard the name of Charming, I don't know What evil did she do to make everyone like this…”

"The magic cultivator can control the fire of the sky!" Before she could finish speaking, the male cultivator widened his eyes and looked at her in disbelief, "The fire of the sky! At that time, Biluohuangquan's demon clan rebels had no power to fight back, and the radius of ten miles was burned into a wilderness overnight... It's really appalling!"

Shang Can's eyes flickered, her face was still, but her voice became softer: "What else?"

"And..."

How many people?" Finally, he became impatient and waved his hand in a rough voice.

"Charm is a demon cultivator! Together with those demons in Biluo Huangquan, of course they are the public enemy of me and other cultivators!"

Who doesn't want to kill this scorpion!"

Looking from a distance, the moment he swept the corner of the white shirt, he looked back as if he was hot.

“…Yeah, I think so too.”

She smiled at the male cultivator, perfect.

The author has this to say:

Insert a sentence, the force value of the sisters and sisters is quite high, but since the author is not very good at writing battles, so there is a high probability that they will be covered in one stroke, so that they can fight a little easier (