I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

Compared to this incident, the next two days have been very lackluster.

The primary election of the Taoist conference has finally ended. In the past two days, Shang Can completely figured out the layout of Fengyaju, and roughly understood the rules of the night patrol - as expected, he did not patrol the kitchen. . She discussed with Ban Shao and decided to visit the outskirts of Yanyang tonight.

The competition was re-opened, and Shang Can quickly and easily won the game. When she got off the stage calmly, Ban Shao just knocked five or six melon seeds from somewhere.

"...otherwise do you still put water?"

Ban Shao reluctantly gave her half the seeds, persuading her while knocking.

Although there are still a large number of people in the competition, which is close to the nature of the audition, Shang Can's victory was too simple and neat, and it also attracted the attention of many people.

"I let the water out." Behind them, someone was whispering about the trick that Shang Can knocked down his opponent just now. The skin was rubbed until the palm of the hand burned, and he didn't lift his eyelids, "I didn't even draw my sword."

"Then you might as well have sex."

This is almost like writing "I'm releasing water" on her face to tell the world, Wan Shao felt that he was very worried, and stared at her pretending not to worry, very She was about to stop acting, so she patted her shoulder with a smile on her face.

,lesson!"

As soon as she heard her, she was still holding grudges for what the male cultivator said before, but the client Shang Can seemed much calmer. After chewing, he listened to the rambles of Ban Shao in his ear.

"But you can fight like this in front of you, you can't do it again in the back, you have to play ten moves or something, you see so many arenas, no one is like you just now One move to determine the victory--"

"Ah!"

As he was talking, there was a sudden exclamation from the stage. One of the swords dropped from his hand, flew high from the ring, and after a few laps in the air, it fell with a bang. on the ground.

"Assignment."

With no turbulent voice, Ban Shao moved his ears and looked up, only to see a bright figure walking down the ring like an immortal. And her opponent slumped on the ring in a daze, not recovering for a long time.

"Here."

Shang Can's voice came from beside her. Seeing Ban Shao, she gestured towards the stage and clenched her chin. Her expression seemed much happier than before.

"Isn't this also a one-shot decision?"

“…”

Ban Shao was speechless and had nothing to say.

…what is this? Could it be that people from Lantau have this virtue?

If Ban Shao was in a good mood when she was watching the arena for the past two days - originally a player like her who didn't pass the test would soon be invited out of the world, but now she is faked by that When a charismatic person makes a scene, he can still eat and live for free in the sky and watch the arena. Thinking about it, this treatment seems to be quite good.

But at dusk, the face of Ban Shao who appeared in front of Shang Can was completely covered with dark clouds.

"Several layers of new enchantments have been placed around Tianwaitian, one of which is to prevent the demons from entering."

"Damn it, they definitely didn't think about what to do with the demon already in the barrier."

After her angry talk, Shang Can understood: Ban Shao can't get out.

“…”

The days of being a fairy with food, shelter and arena watching suddenly turned into a prison life. Shang Can didn't know what to say to Ban Shao. , which made Wan Shao furious.

"Then go get that **** yourself!" Ban Shao immediately gave up, rolled up his sleeves angrily, turned around and left, "If you can't figure it out, don't come back! It's a big deal, the old lady will take care of you. Next game! Damn it, I'll make another face of yours tonight..."

Shang Can watched her leave, dumbfounded, looked up at the sky, and fell into deep thought.

In fact, this matter, you say it is urgent, but it is not particularly urgent for Shang Can.

It was night, Shang Can quietly fell to the ground, and once again made sure that there was no one behind him before moving on.

After all, Tianwaitian has already sent someone to find trouble with the fake charmer, and her intervention would easily make the situation more complicated. And anyway, Charming's reputation has become so bad, even one or two imitators can't surpass this vicious signboard.

But...how to put it, since the fake Can has hurt people, the nature of Shang Can is different.

Besides, now Ban Shao is also indirectly trapped in the outer sky because of that person, there may not be any danger for a while, but it is inevitable that there will be many dreams in the night. The layers of barrier created by the heavens and the sky are very troublesome, especially the spiritual barrier that already exists, which makes people not able to use much spiritual power except in the arena, which is really disturbing.

There is a clear distinction between demons and people. Ban Shao would have taken a great risk by accompanying her to Tianwaitian, and she would never let Ban Shao bear any more risks.

If you walk too much at night, you will easily encounter ghosts. It's time to teach the false charmer.

Tonight's Fengyaju also has many people patrolling the night, but Shang Can easily bypassed them and came to a very hidden path.

After exiting this trail, it is the road leading to Tianwai Tianzheng Mountain, and there is no danger of being discovered by then.

After all, when she came to Tianwaitian to study in the past, she often ran out secretly. I was afraid that ordinary Tianwaitian disciples were not familiar with the way of their own sect. What a major renovation, Shang Can still remembers a lot of the road here.

I can see the corner at the end of the road from far away.

Shang Can slowly stopped, wrinkling his face bitterly.

She looked at the figure in white standing quietly at the end of the road, and pinched her eyebrows with a bit of a headache.

"...do you even have to patrol such a small place, as expected of Yun Zhongjun."

I wasn't moved by her unintentional compliment, nor was she surprised at her appearance. Yun Yun looked up as if she knew she would come, and Qingli's face was suddenly startled.

"What did you... come out for?"

"Steal chicken."

Shang Can said, honestly raised the chicken under his arm and showed it to the clouds in all directions.

"I met this chicken brother today, and I really couldn't bear it to be someone else's meal, so I sneaked out to find it."

She opened her mouth and came, talking nonsense: "Right now I'm going to go out to release it, but I must not let it be caught by the heavenly cook... I wonder if Yun Zhongjun can open up the net. ?"

"..." The cloud was silent for a moment, and there was a little confusion in the jade-like eyes, and he hesitated to say, "But... it has been plucked?"

Shang Can looked at what was in his hand - a bare white chopped chicken, it was so dead that he couldn't penetrate it any more, no wonder even the clouds couldn't fool him.

I can't help it, the chef from heaven is too fast, and when Shang Can touches the kitchen, only this kind of shiny chickens that have been peeled and washed are left. not. She took one away with the thought that she had come here, but of course she still left the money, and she could improve her terrible food for herself in the future.

Originally, she stole the chicken thinking that if she was caught again, she would be able to say something, but it turned out to be useless now. Shang Can's question about Yunyun showed a sad expression of "how could this be?", took out a paper bag from the bag and wrapped the chicken in his hand well, and then put the chicken and bag back into the bag.

She looked at the sky for a long while, and finally spread her hands in frustration.

"Yunzhong-jun just let me go, okay?"

In fact, I had planned to give up in my heart, but for some reason, my mouth turned a corner unconsciously.

These words are too smooth. After saying it, Shang Can suddenly came back to his senses and felt a little remorse.

This kind of thing was often said when she was Senior Sister Yunyun.

It makes her feel boring when she often learns to learn.

Even with the age she lived before, she is still young in this place, and she has a spirit of fearlessness, so she often... skips classes.

All Lantau disciples have heard the stubborn rebuke of Shang Can, the first disciple of Yuheng Peak, from the teacher's mouth. , The homework that she handed in still made people unable to pick out the slightest mistake, which made the lecturers both love and hate her.

'I heard that the teacher of the Fufa department proposed to add an attendance rate to the criteria for evaluating the grades of the course...' Chu Ming, a disciple of Tianshu Peak, who went to inform Shang Can when the course needed it He looked at his friend and said in a tactful tone, 'You have to be careful. ’

' ' Shang Can rubbed his sword attentively without raising his eyes, 'My master won't agree. ’

She is so comfortable because she has a backer behind her. Yuheng Peak Master Mochizuki was very laissez-faire towards her. Every time someone came to the door, he pretended to say a few words that didn't hurt or hurt. He turned around and closed the door, crossed Erlang's legs, and said to Shang Can: 'Don't worry about him. Yes, just learn it. ’

In this way, Shang Can grew wildly and savagely in the first few years of Lantau.

Until Yunyun became her junior sister.

'Sister. ’

Here again.

Shang Can opened one eye, turned his head halfway silently, and sure enough, through the gap between the branches and leaves, he saw the familiar figure in white from a distance, and raised his head under the tree not far away , stopped for a while, then walked to the next tree, and searched carefully one by one.

, on the contrary, she appears to be bamboo bones and jade.

It has been more than a month since Mochizuki was fined by Mochizuki to harass Yunyun and copy books. There's some truth in what others said, so I took on the appearance of a senior sister, and only looked for her when she was free from class.

She originally thought that this was a perfect state, Mochizuki acquiesced, and the lecturers no longer regarded her as a beast who kidnapped her proud disciples, and she herself had more personal time - although She also doesn't have so many things to do, such as just lying on the tree and taking a nap.

But Shang Can never imagined that her Yunyun junior sister didn't seem to be satisfied with this state.

Not so much dissatisfaction, but perhaps a strange sense of mission.

For some reason, the cloud began to frequently catch Shang Can, who skipped class, and went back to class.

On the premise that she finishes the class herself. Everyone is happy to see this happen, not to mention her happy, who made an exception and lent the unreliable master in the cloud to the unreliable master who could check the position of the disciple's jade tablet, and even Chu Ming, who had been to her friend before, He only hesitated for less than half a minute when he asked him about Shang Can's whereabouts in the cloud, and then he resolutely surrendered to the enemy.

Only Shang Can has one head and two big. Because of the little sister's face, she always felt that it was wrong for Tangtang to declare to her sister that she just didn't want to go to class, so she was forced to live a life of hide-and-seek with the cloud, and often hung her jade badge on the cloud. Confused by her body—by the way, her actions are of course illegal.

It's just that it's been a long time, and even this method is useless. Shang Can sadly looked at the clouds and called out to Senior Sister under each tree, she really couldn't understand how she got here.

The best way at the moment is of course to run away before the cloud can touch the tree, and Shang Can originally planned to do so, even the silent spell has been decided. Just looking back, he suddenly stopped.

The cloud has searched for more than a dozen trees, but found nothing, she is not annoyed, and just walks quietly to the next tree.

Her plain white robe fluttered along the wind, but Shang Can couldn't help but think that even if the sun is good today, it is now on the top of Yaoguang Peak, and the mountain wind is still chilly .

Cloud is already weak, what should I do if I catch a cold?

Shang Cang ghost reached out and brushed the branches and leaves in front of him.

This movement immediately caught the attention of the cloud, she followed the reputation, and straight and Shang Can hidden in the branches and leaves met her gaze.

'Oops, found. ’

Shang Can exclaimed in an exaggerated tone, and did not go down, only looked down at the clouds and walked under the tree, her clear voice dragging a long note like a coquettish coquettish.

'Just let me go, okay? ’

'Not good. ’

Being categorically rejected, Shang Can showed some regret, pretended to think about it, stretched out his hand in his sleeve and groped for a while, then pretended to secretly clenched his fist to his lips, turned it over The palm of your hand breathes lightly.

The petals of various colors of unknown species fell from her hands one after another, falling on the unsuspecting clouds in clusters, like a shower of petals.

The accident happened suddenly, but the cloud still looked calm and calm, which made Shang Can a little regretful, but she still said: 'I brought Duan'er flowers, just let me go this time Well. ’

'No, it's time for Senior Sister to go to the spiritual artifact training class. ’

The cloud was unmoved, and looked up with a heart. Just looking at the few pink petals in her black hair, Shang Can felt that she couldn't be serious.

'Okay okay. ’

She turned her mind for some reason, turned over and jumped from the tree, quietly landed in front of the cloud, and bowed her hand to the cloud with pretence.

'Follow Yunyun's advice and go to class. ’

'...' Yunyun finally no longer looks like Gujing Wubo this time, he turned his head a little stiffly, and whispered in an uncomfortable voice, 'Senior sister. ’

Shang Can inexplicably was in a good mood. She smiled and walked out with her hands behind her back.

'How did you find this place? I thought I hid well enough. ’

'I put my jade card in the lining of my sister's clothes. ’

'...Okay cloud, you have this kind of bad intentions now, which is not good. ’

‘Learn from my sister. ’

'Well, the mouth is much stronger than before. By the way, this place is windy, is it cold? Senior sister will take you to drink a bowl of mutton soup to warm up your body, Duan'er is too thin, eat more—'

'The Lantau Disciple's uniform comes with self-protection spells, so it won't be cold. ’

'Ah, yes, I forgot. ’

The two figures in my memory walked side by side, gradually drifting away, and gradually disappeared at the end of the endless woods.

Shang Can's mind returned to the trail at night, and sighed inwardly.

What do you say "let me go", Yunyun didn't let her go back then, and of course she won't let go now.

She thought that she had already consciously started to prepare to go back, but saw Yunyun blinking, silently raised her hand and touched the hilt of the sword at her waist.

Shang Can trembled in shock, wondering if she might have made Yunyun angry, although she just held up a chicken and said a few nonsense, but it shouldn't be the fault...

As he was thinking about it, he saw that Yun Zhongjun, who was touching the hilt for no reason, really just touched it. After only touching the hilt a few times, he lowered his hand and gently opened his lips.

"Good."

"Okay okay I'll go back - eh?"

Shang Can, who turned around gracefully, stopped, unable to believe his ears, hesitantly turned his head back slowly, and saw the corners of the lips of the beauty under the moon curled slightly, a faint smile As if waves were rippling in the air, the thrilling beauty made this ordinary alley look noble.

Shang Can heard the cloud and said it again clearly.

"Okay, then I'll let you go."

The author has this to say:

Shang Can: It’s easy to encounter ghosts after walking too much at night, it’s really **** (no)