I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

this night,

It's hard to sleep,

Tomorrow will be the moment of fate, whether to go to the construction site to move bricks, or to go to college for further studies, it depends on whether this wake up is a nightmare or a good dream.

June 7,

Xu Mang looked at the almanac. Today is a good day to get a good night's sleep and avoid losing your ID in traffic jams.

Mmmmmmm!

Still a good day!

Bringing his documents, stationery, simple and unrefined clothes, and a pair of limited-edition AJs, Xu Mang was ready to go out. He was going to drive his precious car to the college entrance examination.

just went out,

A voice came back to Xu Mang's mind, did you bring your admission ticket?

touched the pocket,

Bring it!

Feeling a little uneasy, Xu Mang ran home, took a very strong rope, tied the admission ticket, and hung it directly around his neck. Together!

Why are you here now?

When they arrived at the entrance of Yang Xiaoman's community, the violent airport opened the car door, sat in the passenger seat, gave Xu Mang a look, and said, You're a full minute late, leave now, or you'll be stuck in traffic.

Um.

Because it was a special period for the college entrance examination, the traffic flow in the city was relatively reasonable. Xu Mang had the vehicle certificate of the examinee's parents, so he could run around the city unscrupulously. This year, he was not only competing for money, but also for the certificate.

A simple certificate can destroy a family, and a simple certificate can bring a person back to life. In short... this is a world where no certificate is not a person.

They found a parking lot near the examination room, and then the two went to the breakfast shop.

let me tell you...

The darker the oil for deep-fried dough sticks, the better, and it's better to be like asphalt. Xu Mang gave Yang Xiaoman a popular science opinion about fried dough sticks: Why... because there are too many deep-fried dough sticks, but don't think it's unhealthy, it's really Not healthy, however...”

Only with this kind of oil, the deep-fried dough sticks are delicious and crispy, which is the best! Xu Mang said with a smile, Boss, three fried dough sticks.

okay!

Yang Xiaoman looked at the surrounding environment, and couldn't look directly at it. Can the food made out of this be edible?

what did you eat?

No! Yang Xiaoman shook his head hastily: By the way, can this be eaten?

Please remove the word 'what', I used to live on it when I was a child. Xu Mang said helplessly, It's really delicious, no kidding!

cut!

The exam won't kill you later! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, Come with me to McDonald's.

After getting the fritters, Xu Mang took one bite at a time, and accompanied Yang Xiaoman to McDonald's.

good guy...

That is called a sea of ​​people.

After finally buying hamburgers, soy milk, and two hash browns, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat outside the store, eating breakfast while watching other students line up.

I am A2.

I'm B7.

The two of them were not in the same teaching building. Afterwards, Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang an ideological education. The college entrance examination is very sacred, so don't make trouble.

...

Nine in the morning,

The city's senior high school students began to formally take the college entrance examination.

The word college entrance examination,

It was a kind of torture for them, and they had been tortured for three years. However, from the moment they wrote down the admission number, everyone became calmer and calmer than before.

Xu Mang,

Not only was he calm and composed, he was even a little sleepy at this moment.

Ha~

Whoops...

No, this occasion...is too familiar!

Touch the scenery to sleep!

Xu Mang gave a hutch.

Looking around, the students around me are writing hard, that kind of earnestness... However, earnestness is also divided into levels. For example, the buddy on the right of me is a school bully. A trace of calmness, this is the momentum only a general has.

The buddy on my left has a little anxiety in his earnestness. You can tell without guessing that he is a student, and he may not be confident enough in his answer.

besides,

That is a scumbag, seemingly serious, but in fact it is free and easy, because it is all pretended.

The vicissitudes of life can be seen at a glance.

at this time,

Two invigilators looked at Xu Mang with bewildered expressions on their faces.

...

...

who is he?

Why is he playing hutch?

How could he be so calm at this moment?

Invigilator A waved at invigilator B, and whispered softly, Who is he?

I do not know!

It looks familiar... this cheap look, like... that crazy genius in No. 1 Middle School?

Xu Mang?

A bit like.

Invigilator A passed by Xu Mang as if nothing had happened, and secretly glanced at the name on the test paper.

It's him!

Legendary genius.

only...

It looks a little dick!

There is no sense of genius at all.

I feel... Xu Mang has something wrong.

what is the problem?

Others are writing hard, only he is in a daze until now, like a fool.

Don't say it, it really looks like it!

The two invigilators secretly exchanged opinions with each other. ,

at this time,

Twenty minutes had passed since the exam started.

Xu Mang just woke up from the daze mode.

Then lie down on the table and sleep.

That's the atmosphere.

Xu Mang: Zzzz

Until one hundred minutes had passed since the start of the exam.

Xu Mang suddenly woke up from his sleep, with a trace of anxiety and impatience on his face.

...

No, no, no! Xu Mang frowned, and a prehistoric force surged in his body.

Oops!

My stomach hurts!

Fried ghost!

Fuck!

Really asphalt fried ah?

Xu Mang was about to suffocate, he shouldn't recall the taste of his youth.

The system... how much is the full score?

[Recognized by the system, the full score exchange value: cannot be estimated (language skills)]

Xu Mang: wdnmd

hell!

Can not estimate?

Isn't this too perverted?

Whoops...

System... My current knowledge reserve, how much is the score of this exam?

[Identified by the system, based on the host's current knowledge reserve, the test score is 132]

[Exchange value: 1 (language skill)]

do not care,

Solve the immediate crisis first!

pay,

By the way, turn on the animal mode.

Relying on his own strength, Xu Mang galloped in the examination room. Of course, in order to save time and cost, he turned on the animal mode.

The two invigilators noticed Xu Mang, and they couldn't help showing a little panic. My good guy... he still had a cute face just now, but now he's a completely different person. He... is he doodling on the test paper?

Ten and seven seconds,

A new record is born!

Xu Mang waved to the invigilator with a painful face.

What's wrong?

I... Xu Mang said cautiously, I want to hand in the paper...

???

What?

He wants to hand in the paper?

It took about ten minutes to take the exam, right?

The invigilator paid close attention to Xu Mang. Ever since he knew he was Xu Mang, he would observe him every few minutes, including when he was sleeping.

Wait...wait another seven minutes, and you will be able to hand in the paper in advance. The invigilator said: The examination room stipulates that it can only be 30 minutes earlier.

after,

ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

Xu Mang experienced the longest and most painful seven minutes in his life. When he looked at the invigilator and nodded at himself, he handed in the paper like crazy, and then rushed to the toilet.

ah!

Live without regrets!

...

What?!

You...you... Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang in horror after hearing Xu Mang's words: You only took the exam for half an hour? You handed in the paper early?

Touch the scene to make you fall in love.

It's inevitable... Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. Fortunately, he didn't say that he only took the test for ten minutes, otherwise he wouldn't be beaten into a pig's head?

noon,

After eating a little casually, we ushered in the afternoon exam.

math.

Similar to the situation in the morning, the examinees looked calm, but...the moment the exam papers were handed out, they felt that their lives were ruined.

???

???

???

what's the situation?

Is the first question so difficult?

Are you crazy?

After answering the question with their pens, the examinees found that they didn't know this question at all, and it was almost unheard of.

This question...

Could it be Uncle Ge who asked this question?

Almost all the students are in pain. Although it is very painful, they still need to endure it. This is the college entrance examination!

The first question will not, then the second question!

I...

I have a wool test!

What is the second question?

The third question is to test the situation!

I...

Sorry for being arrogant.

Come to the fourth question!

ah!

Challenge failed!

All the candidates in Ning City almost collapsed, not just in Ning City, the candidates in the entire Zhejiang Province were stunned by the most difficult local math paper in history.

Contrary to speculation, the author of this paper is none other than Mr. Teng, the director of the Mathematics Department of Jiangda Institute of Technology, and the entire team behind him.

The topic was inspired by Xu Mang,

The difficulty of the paper is based on Yang Xiaoman.

at this time,

Xu Mang just came back to his senses, and noticed the astonishing scene in the examination room. Everyone had dull expressions on their faces, as if they had encountered some setbacks. Those who have the mentality come over have an estimate of their own strength.

What's wrong?

is it hard?

Xu Mang wrote down his admission ticket number and name, and glanced at the paper that made the students collapse. The first question was the so-called free score question, which was basically a free score.

Huh?

This...why is this topic so familiar?

After Xu Mang checked all the questions, he found a problem.

While emphasizing the basics of the students, all the questions also take into account skills, and even have a little bit of logical thinking in them. Almost every question requires serious thinking and analysis, otherwise you will not know what it is talking about.

Simple!

too easy!

The system... how much is the full score?

[Recognized by the system, full score exchange value: 100,000 (mathematical skills)]

One hundred thousand?

impossible!

Shouldn't it be a little skill value?

Xu Mang began to do the questions seriously to see what knowledge points he still lacked. Now he regards the system as a tool to test himself. If the exchange value is lower, it means that he has the same strength. If the exchange value is higher, it means that he has the same strength. I lack the ability in this area.

all the way down,

Xu Mang finally lost on the last question.

I have searched all the knowledge in my mind, but I can only know the surface, not the inside.

Old Teng, you are a bit too much!

Bring some things from my mathematics department and answer them for a group of high school students.

this hatred,

I will write it down for the majority of candidates in Zhejiang Province first, and wait for my buddies to enter the university to participate in the competition, and kill your polytechnic college!

Xu Mang looked up at the disaster movie, and said silently in his heart, brothers and sisters... hold on!

Checked my math skills, one hundred and one thousand and three thousand.

pay!

soon,

After Xu Mang finished answering the math paper, he went back to the first question and changed the answer from C to D.

Thirty minutes until the end of the exam,

Xu Mang handed in the paper.

In the process of leaving, Xu Mang saw a human tragedy in progress, good guy...it was blank!

As the first man to leave the campus, Xu Mang was bombarded by a large group of students' parents, and the scene was overwhelming.

Little brother, is it difficult?

Student, is it easy?

This classmate, what do you think you can score in the exam?

Questions like these filled Xu Mang's ears and made his head explode.

Ahem!

Quiet! Xu Mang coughed lightly, and shouted with a smile: It's too simple, this is the easiest paper I've ever done, especially the math paper, it's like giving away points! This time I'm in Tsinghua University and Peking University. Already!

words fall,

There was an uproar on the scene again!

The scene was described in four words as Xi Da Pu Ben.

at this time,

Xu Mang slipped away, if he doesn't slip away again... I'm afraid he will be beaten to death.

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