I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang's words gave the parents present a shot in the arm. At this moment, they were all fantasizing about whether their children were 211 or 985. Even more awesome, they were already fantasizing about where the doctoral celebration banquet would be held in the future.

Is it really that simple?

I think that child is telling the truth, and he is an honest person at a glance.

Not to mention...that kid is a good man!

Good people live a safe life!

The parents had a good impression of Xu Mang, and to sum it up, he was a good guy.

at the same time,

Different from the happy mood of the parents, the students have been drained of their souls by this paper in the examination room.

I'm going to hand in the paper soon,

But the completion of the roll is less than 30%, most of them are blank, and if it can reach 30%, it is regarded as a master, while a scholar can only have about 20%, and it is even worse for a scumbag. ..they have nothing to desire.

carry out an assignment,

The students leave.

When these hard-working students left the classroom, their tragic emotions were magnified infinitely, and some students who were barely able to bear it were already crying.

Wow!

It's too difficult!

How can it be so difficult?

The sky echoed with tragic cries.

...

I'm coming!

The parents watched the students appear at the school gate with great joy, but...but why did these students look a little depressed? Could it be that he failed the exam? Even if you fail the exam, you won't fail all the exams, right?

son?

How did you do in the math test? A student's mother asked impatiently, I heard from a student that the math test is the easiest, and you can get full marks in the exam casually. Do you have the confidence to get full marks in the test?

...

Mom! the student gritted his teeth and said, Which bastard said that?

???

well?

How...why this reaction?

The student's mother was stunned for a moment, recalling Xu Mang's appearance, and said, I don't remember exactly what he looked like, but I think the child is quite honest, and I can only tell that he is an honest child at first glance.

The student was so angry that he couldn't do anything, he sighed: Mom... you've been cheated, the math papers... are super difficult, I... I... can only get about 30 points in the exam.

What?!

Thirty... thirty points? The mother was taken aback, and looked at her son in disbelief: Why is it so low?

It's really difficult!

Mom, you don't know how difficult the test is. If you don't believe me, just look at the surrounding situation. This child has a relatively strong tolerance, mainly because he understands a truth. Anyway, everyone will die together, so why panic.

Hearing my son's words,

The mother looked at the surrounding situation, and in an instant...was shocked by this scene of human tragedy.

Wow wow wow!

Dad...Mom...I...I failed in math! A girl hugged her mother and cried bitterly: I just chose a few ABCD...others... .Others are not written at all, and ABCD is also filled in randomly.”

This is just a small drama of human tragedy, and other dramas are being staged on the other side.

dad...

mom...

If I get zero marks this time,

We can only meet again in the next life. A boy showed a relieved smile to his parents, and his words were a little free and easy.

this...

Is it really that difficult?

But why did the student before, with a hippie smile on his face, not see the sadness on his face at all, but the joy from the heart.

Does anyone know who that guy is?

I don't know...you're such a bastard, you actually spread false news!

Damn it, if you catch him, beat him to death!

Xu Mang's status among the parents fell from friendship to hatred.

Yang Xiaoman came out with the big troops. She didn't wait for Xu Mang. With his familiarity, Yang Xiaoman had already guessed that he had handed in the papers in advance, and now she must be waiting for her at the school gate, but she didn't see Xu Mang at the school gate. , Instead, I saw a world-class disaster movie.

Is this paper difficult?

not difficult!

It's really not difficult at all!

At least this is the case for myself or that bastard, but it's hard to say for others.

Yang Xiaoman was about to take out his mobile phone, call Xu Mang, and ask him where he was now, when the overwhelming curses reached his ears.

That bastard is simply inhuman!

That's right, it's so difficult, it made my child cry, and he said it was very easy, are you crazy?

Isn't it crazy? What is the education department doing? Can a crazy person take the exam?

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

them...

Who are they talking about?

How do you feel you're talking about Xu Mang?

Could it be that guy is starting to lose his temper again?

Yang Xiaoman put the mobile phone in his mouth and decided to clarify the matter. After listening to the conversations of some parents and the cries of the students, he can roughly understand some information, that is, someone falsely sent the news to the parents, so that the parents I mistakenly think that the math paper is very simple.

Confirmed,

It must have been done by that idiot!

But if you think about it carefully, in fact...that idiot was right, it was indeed very simple, full marks are not impossible, anyway, either full marks or above 145, there are only a few options.

well...

Yang Xiaoman was a little dumbfounded, feeling helpless for the first time, sometimes his strength is too far away from others, which is a burden.

...

in a corner not far away,

There was a head sticking out of the wall, only his forehead and eyes were exposed. Looking at the horrific scene and the overwhelming scolding, this person smiled very handsomely. Xu Mang's classmate.

well...

You're welcome...it should be. Xu Mang sighed.

soon,

Xu Mang saw Xiaoman standing in the crowd, and called her to tell her to meet in the parking lot.

After the two met in the car, Yang Xiaoman glanced at the bastard sitting in the driver's seat, smiled and said, Oh... can you be a human being next time?

What's wrong?

What did I do again? Xu Mang was about to start the car, when he heard Yang Xiaoman's words, he looked at her curiously.

snort!

Forget it...it's really easy for us. Yang Xiaoman smiled and said, Can you get full marks?

No. Xu Mang shook his head, and said calmly, For the first multiple-choice question, I filled in an accurate answer C, and then I found that my C was not beautiful enough, so I changed it to D.

idiot...

Yang Xiaoman knew that this was a concession for herself, and she felt helpless when she was moved, giving up points in the college entrance examination? What a fool can do this.

but,

So what?

The first and the second are covered by our Black Wind Shuangsha!

How?

Anyone dare to grab it?

Mathematics alone opened up a gap of more than 100 points, just ask who else?

well?

Madam, why did I accept the title of Black Wind Shuangsha so quickly?

Little Man?

Um?

I want to ask you... Xu Mang asked with a smile, Do you think Chinese is difficult this time? Is it more difficult than mathematics?

No!

The language is almost the same as usual, just a little more difficult. Yang Xiaoman said: There is no pressure for more than one hundred and thirty.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said cautiously, Isn't it very difficult to get a perfect score?

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said helplessly: You want full marks in Chinese in the college entrance examination, how big is your heart?

Can't you?

nonsense!

Oh... Xu Mang finally solved the doubts in his heart. No wonder everyone only discussed mathematics and ignored Chinese. Judging from the information he got, the exchange value of Chinese cannot be estimated. The exchange value of mathematics is only six digits, which is difficult for Chinese. greater than math.

Now it seems that I made a mistake.

Is there anyone in history who got full marks in Chinese? Xu Mang asked.

have!

My surname is Zhang and my name is Zhenfeng, the most powerful Kao Shen in history. Yang Xiaoman said: But there are many doubts, and his whereabouts are still unknown.

oh...

If there is no doubt, it's a fake. Xu Mang nodded, feeling a lot more balanced.

after,

The two came to the famous commercial street in Ning City, and chose a pretty good restaurant. After eating, Yang Xiaoman asked: Tomorrow, there shouldn't be any problems in the comprehensive exams and English exams, right?

Do not worry!

Xu Mang yelled, and said silently, Speaking of which, when will you fill in your application?

ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

Zhejiang Province is the first batch on the 26th and 27th of this month. Yang Xiaoman said: It doesn't matter to us, we can go anywhere in the country, but... I want to be closer to home, I don't want to go too far.

Then Fudan and Tongji in Shanghai. I heard from a netizen of 'Time Guard' that Tongji's Department of Architecture is very famous in the world. Xu Mang smiled and said, How about we build bridges?

roll!

My dad asked me to study International Economics and Trade. Yang Xiaoman said, What about you?

I?

I don't know. Xu Mang looked confused, shook his head and said, When the time comes, we'll draw lots and get what we get.

Hello!

Can you be more serious? Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily: This is a matter of a lifetime, can you be good?

Xu Mang showed his innocence, and said cautiously, I really don't know... Is there a philosophy department? How about I become a philosopher?

...

You don't know philosophy! Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: Tell me, what is philosophy?

Wrestling?

...

You owe me a beating? Yang Xiaoman was furious: Philosophy is a subject that adopts a scientific worldview and methodology to analyze the practical problems of the contemporary world. A demon king like you is probably going to collapse the world!

Oh... Xu Mang was a little embarrassed. It seemed that he had made a mistake... But the Internet said that philosophy is wrestling.

Then I'll study physics. Xu Mang said, Theoretical physics, I want to accomplish something that even Einstein failed to accomplish, and that is to come up with a universal formula, and everything in the universe is inseparable from this formula.

Can you do it? Yang Xiaoman asked, This may involve quantum mechanics.

Please remove the word 'what', and the rest will be able to do it. Xu Mang said with a smile, I'm really awesome, and I plan to develop in an all-round way.

It's up to you.

Yang Xiaoman is not optimistic about Xu Mang's breakthroughs in physics, especially in theoretical physics. Although the technology in this world is growing explosively,... Behind the growth is the basic theory and technology of the predecessors hundreds of years ago. accumulation.

From the classical physics of Newton and Galileo to the modern physics of Einstein and Planck, there is a difference of more than 200 years. Modern physics has only been around for more than 100 years. The theory of relativity and quantum mechanics have not yet fully transformed the theory into technology.

Today's technology is only based on the theory of a hundred years ago...

Just when Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman finished their meal, Xu Mang received a mysterious phone call. He glanced at the caller and was almost outraged. It was Teng Teng, the dean of the Department of Mathematics at Jiang University's Institute of Technology who cried all the candidates in Zhejiang Province. teacher.

Hello?

Xu Mang, how did you do in the exam?

...

Mr. Teng, you are going too far. Are you planning to let all the students in Zhejiang Province jump into the river? Xu Mang stood on the standpoint of the students at this moment and angrily shouted: I decided to go to Fudan, the capital of magic. See you in the National Competition, I will overthrow everyone in Jiang University by myself!

Teacher Teng was in a daze, and asked helplessly: Just ask how you and Yang Xiaoman did in the exam?

The first and second place in the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination, what do you think? Xu Mang said angrily.

That's it. Teacher Teng said with a smile, You two plan to go to Shanghai?

The main thing is that Xiaoman doesn't want to be too far away from home. Xu Mang said, I can go anywhere, but I won't go to your place anyway.

Teacher Teng is so angry, what happened to the Mathematics Department of Jiangda Institute of Technology? Why can't you come?

So fucking annoying!

You boy...

Forget it, Fudan University is not bad, you and Yang Xiaoman can also develop there. After all, Teacher Teng is an advanced knowledge talent, with a broad mind, and said with a smile: Of course...our department will always be in the gate. Open for the two of you, and...don't forget next year's Provincial Mathematical Olympiad, you come up with the questions.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang said to Yang Xiaoman, It's Lao Teng, and he will never change his evil intentions.

well...

Aren't we going too far? Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, Mr. Teng invited us several times, Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang only three times, and he invited us five or six times. We are really going too far.

So what? Xu Mang said disapprovingly, Zhuge Liang still captured Meng Huo seven times, so he still has one less time!

words fall,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang.

...

...

Picking up the phone and looking at it, Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, Don't panic, it's my mother.

Yang Xiaoman also let out a long sigh of relief, his life was almost over.

...

On the evening of June 7th,

A large number of news about the most difficult exam papers in Zhejiang Province appeared on various microblogs, and many people reposted them one after another.

pity...

At the end of the fun, there were all kinds of verbal battles.

Some people say that this is not the most difficult, but 2003 is the most difficult.

Some people also say that the 2003 is not the most difficult, but the 1984 is the most difficult in history.

The two sides borrowed the keyboard as a weapon, each in front of the other's father... The relationship is so complicated that it is difficult to sort out.

Xu Mang didn't care about this. He was thinking about how to survive tomorrow. It didn't matter at noon, because he was in a state of alert and no one would surround the gate, but after the exam this afternoon... how to stand out from the crowd of angry parents ?

Xu Mang sighed. He used to wonder why he didn't leave his name behind for doing good deeds, but now he finally understands...he really can't!

Because it is easy to be beaten.

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