I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

June 8,

This is the last day of the college entrance examination.

Xu Mang absorbed yesterday's lesson and made an anonymous report on the unscrupulous asphalt fried dough stick shop. The content of the report was a bit shocking. He was a college entrance examination student. Affecting the performance of the exam, if no measures are taken, the content will be published on Weibo.

soon,

The asphalt fritter shop was taken away overnight.

This is very real!

Breakfast is McDonald's hamburger, hash browns, soy milk, and so on. Xu Mang hates Western breakfast, mainly because it is too fancy, and he can't get enough of it. How can Chinese breakfast be so refreshing? A big bowl of white porridge with some pickles, then Add a fritters, fritters...um...fuck!

Three bites of a hamburger, two bites of hash browns, Xu Mang was still hungry, but it was too late to buy them now, the McDonald's was surrounded by an army of candidates.

Li Hua!

here!

Xu Mang, the representative of the villain, found Li Hua in the crowd, saw him holding breakfast with a confused look on his face, and hurriedly waved to him.

found Xu Mang,

And also found that he and Yang Xiaoman were occupying a table for four, so he couldn't help but go there.

Ouch!

Can you eat so much? Xu Mang saw two hamburgers, three potato cakes, and two Anxin small fritters on Li Hua's dinner plate, and reached out to grab a potato cake, and said, Look. With your body, you know that food will definitely be wasted, it's okay... I'll help you pay a little.

...

...

I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones.

Li Hua had a good appetite, so he simply bought a little more. Who knew that it would be cheaper for Xu Mang in the end, so there was no way... Who told him and Yang Xiaoman to come early and occupy the table.

at last,

Xu Mang ate one and a half pieces of Li Hua's hash browns, a piece of fritters, and a piece of meat from the hamburger.

Now...

Finally full!

Xu Mang? Li Hua smiled wryly, It's fine if you eat mine, you don't even let a tissue go, are you human?

Didn't I leave one for you? Xu Mang said.

yes!

You left me one. Li Hua picked up the so-called tissue with a dark face, and growled in pain: What does it mean that there is only one layer?

at last,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't stand it anymore, took out a tissue from his bag and handed it to Li Hua, which caused Li Hua to collapse even more, good guy... You young couples are bullying together, even though you have tissue, you like to get it from others plunder.

Too,

Not a family, do not enter a door.

These two guys are robbers at heart!

Li Hua?

How did you do in the math test? Xu Mang asked with a smile.

Don't talk about mathematics, we are still friends. Li Hua said helplessly: Of course it was a disastrous failure, but it doesn't matter, the entrance score will be lower, because everything is very poor.

oh...

My condolences. Xu Mang sighed, Where are you going to study?

Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College. Li Hua said, It's pretty good there. I plan to volunteer there.

If Xu Mang hadn't done his homework in advance, he might have been deceived by Li Hua. A top student was going to a vocational and technical college, either because of his brain or his nerves.

You're so pretentious... Xu Mang smiled and said, Almost alarmed the United Nations.

Just kidding.

Jingcheng University of Science and Technology. Li Hua smiled and said, Should be able to enter, by the way... How about you?

Fudan, the capital of magic.

Aren't you going to Tsinghua University and Peking University? Li Hua asked. Although Fudan ranks third in China in both the QS ranking and the Times ranking, Tsinghua University and Peking University are more famous.

Xu Mang smiled, and said silently, The air is too bad, my lungs are not good.

Whoops!

You are a role model in the pretense world!

Li Hua repeatedly smiled wryly, Xu Mang was terrific about pretending to be coercive.

In the morning it is Wen Zong,

Xu Mang came to the classroom and began to wait for the exam. Compared with the mental state of the students yesterday, they were a little haggard at this moment. It seemed that Lao Teng's papers had cast a heavy psychological shadow on them, and it was estimated that they would linger for a while. .

the exam begins,

Xu Mang took a cursory look.

System, how much is the full score exchange value?

The hints given by the system are all a little skill value.

That means that relying on one's own knowledge reserves can completely achieve full marks.

after,

Xu Mang began to answer the questions seriously, writing forcefully with each stroke.

write write

Xu Mang began to feel drowsy, there was no way... Once again, people are emotional. Whenever they are in the same but special environment, they will make their hearts flood with emotions. Of course, Xu Mang is not flooded with emotions. Emotions, but drowsiness.

Turn on animal mode,

Twenty-one minutes and eight seconds.

After Xu Mang answered all these questions, he began to fall asleep.

Zzzz...

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...

The two invigilators looked at Xu Mang, good guy... This is the rhythm of planning to score zero in the exam!

Invigilator A sneaked up to Xu Mang's side and glanced at his paper, which almost entered the inpatient department of the hospital. All he saw were papers filled with answers, and the handwriting was so beautiful that he could be called a master.

this...

Isn't this speed too fast?

How long have you been single?

Invigilator A glanced at Xu Mang, who was soundly asleep, and then at the students who were struggling to draw their pens in the examination room. They all said that they were competing in the same field...but Xu Mang was killing in Xinshou Village with a full-level account , how to compete?

what's the situation?

Is it free? Invigilator B asked.

Forget it.

Unilateral massacre. Invigilator A smiled wryly, I took a quick look, and this guy is about to become supernatural.

At this time,

Relevant leaders from the municipal education department came to inspect and happened to pass by Xu Mang's classroom, but Xu Mang's position was in a conspicuous place, no matter from which angle, no matter how tricky the angle, he could see Xu Mang at a glance. vast.

The person in charge of the test center who accompanied him noticed Xu Mang's situation, and felt nervous. How could such a thing happen?

Ruined!

To be notified and criticized.

The relevant leader glanced at Xu Mang, said nothing, and went straight to the next classroom.

Poker face,

cloudy and elusive,

When the person in charge saw the leader's expression at this time, he could understand that he was going to die, and it was reasonable to say that being with a king is like being with a tiger.

lead!

I made mistakes in my work. The person in charge said shamelessly: I didn't supervise the students' exams well.

Um?

What's wrong with you? The leader was curious, showing a strange expression: It's not all good.

Hearing the leader's words, the person in charge was stunned for a moment, thinking it was a test for himself, and hurriedly explained: Just now...that student fell asleep just now...

oh.

You mean Xu Mang? The leader smiled, Just let him sleep, you can't control it.

ah?

There is such a thing?

etc,

Xu Mang?

The name sounds familiar.

The person in charge quickly remembered who this person named Xu Mang was, let alone... I really can't control it!

the exam is over,

In a daze, Xu Mang found Yang Xiaoman, and then ate lunch in a daze, because the last exam started at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the two of them went to a nearby hotel to get a room just like yesterday.

sorry...

There are no more rooms.

The reality was cruel, the two could only rest in the car, but within ten seconds, the two left the car again, it was too hot...there was no air conditioner.

rubbish truck!

As soon as the college entrance examination is over, I will install the air conditioner for my mother! Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he kicked the wheel hub angrily, and said, If the car still doesn't have air conditioner next time, believe it or not, I will smash the car?

Don't!

This car really can't be equipped with air-conditioning. Xu Mang said helplessly, How about... how about I drive the family car in the future?

Is it expensive?

Panamera, Xu Mang said.

Can!

Yang Xiaoman is also a normal person with a little bit of vanity, and Paramela is not bad.

Finally made it to three o'clock in the afternoon,

The ghost knows what the two of them have experienced, anyway, they just fainted from the heat.

Fortunately, Yang Xiaoman quickly returned to normal. The so-called peace of mind is naturally cool. She is quite cool now, but... Xu Mang is not in this situation. There is no air conditioner in the classroom, so there are two electric fans above his head. The problem is his position. less than.

It doesn't matter if you can't reach the fan, if you open the fifth gear, it will bring residual wind, but unfortunately... the speed of the first gear is so famous that it will not affect the performance of the candidates.

Be reasonable!

Mathematics has been tested like that, is the rest important?

Will it affect the fact that he and Xiaoman won the first and second places?

Listening questions begin,

Xu Mang turned on the memory mode and the beast mode.

At this time, he was dragging his head with one hand, and answering the paper questions with the other. At that speed... the unicorn arm reappeared in the world!

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...

The two invigilators were confused for the fourth time.

Hey hey!

This is a bit too much, now is the stage of listening comprehension questions, what do you mean by writing other questions?

also can,

Isn't it just for nothing.

The listening test is over,

The other examinees started to do the paper questions, and Xu Mang had just finished the paper questions with the speed of a beast, including an English composition. At this time, he started to do the listening questions.

???

???

This this...

What the hell is he doing?

Have you ever seen such a student?

No! It's the first time I've seen it.

Me neither... Good guy, he completely broke the normal perception of human beings.

a minute later,

Xu Mang started to sleep.

Zzzz...

Thirty minutes before the end of the exam.

carry out an assignment,

leave.

Far away, Xu Mang saw a group of middle-aged men and women surrounding the gate tightly.

Xu Mang knew that he was here to pick him up.

He took out the prepared mask from the bag, put on the peaked cap, and headed for the gate swaggeringly.

Same,

It's still bombardment.

Little brother... how did you do in the exam?

Student, are you literary or logical?

Is English difficult?

Is there hope for one book?

211 or 985?

Xu Mang, who was wearing a mask, smiled and shouted silently: You can do whatever you want today, anyway, I'm already invincible!

words fall,

walk away.

Looking at Xu Mang's disappearing back, everyone felt terrified, invincible? What an arrogant tone, he doesn't know how difficult yesterday's math paper was? That was the most difficult math paper in Zhejiang Province in history.

However, this kind of self-confidence is worthy of praise!

When my own children can be as confident, strong, and energetic as this boy.

etc!

Something is wrong!

The kid's voice was a little familiar just now.

It's him!

It's him!

It's him! A certain parent pointed at Xu Mang's back angrily.

Who is it? A naughty parent asked, Nezha, the young hero?

It's not Nezha, it's that kid from yesterday! The angry parent yelled, That bastard who spread the news!

suddenly,

There was an uproar.

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