I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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This classmate!

You...what are you going to do? Xu Mang looked at the brawny student in horror: Don't mess around, or I will call the security guard over.

take it easy!

I... I was really kidnapped by the math papers. The burly man said painfully: Not only me, but all the college entrance examination students in Zhejiang Province were kidnapped by the math papers.

Xu Mang shook his head, and said silently, I don't know what you're talking about, or else...you can go to the brain department, I think it's more suitable for you.

Ouch!

Doctor, have you done the math papers for the college entrance examination? The strong man gestured and said, It's the kind of math papers for the college entrance examination where the finale is extremely difficult and the other questions are not easy, do you understand?

Xu Mang nodded: Understood, you continue to talk, why were you kidnapped?

I am angry!

The college entrance examination papers are difficult...that's what it should be, but this paper is too rare. The strong man grabbed his hair, his face full of sadness: Then I was kidnapped by the math papers, on June 7th Today's college entrance examination room.

I didn't do any of the f*cking things, and the whole army was wiped out! The strong man roared: The first question is difficult from the beginning to the last one.

Xu Mang carefully observed the student. Judging from his speech, behavior, and behavior, he was a scumbag. Don't ask how he knew it, but he felt it with his heart based on his past status as a cancer student.

He is lying!

Xu Mang remained expressionless, and then said calmly, Is it so difficult? Please tell me the truth!

I...

Is it difficult...Actually. The strong man hesitated for a moment, and said truthfully: Actually, I don't know if it is difficult or not. Everyone else said so, so I followed suit. My math grades are not good. , plus I was too nervous during the exam, I...I almost peed.

At this time, I feel difficult. The strong man sighed: Blame me for not learning math well!

Xu Mang also sighed, raised his head and glanced at the brawny student, and said seriously, Student, don't be so pessimistic. Doctor Xu will analyze it for you. Is this the truth?

This exam is really difficult, but have you ever thought about it? It's not bad to be difficult. Xu Mang said, No one will do it after this. Anyway, you can't do the difficult ones, and you can't do the easy ones. If you know how to do it, it’s better if you don’t know how to do it together, isn’t that fair.”

well!

That's right! The strong man suddenly realized, and said to Xu Mang, Thank you!

【Quantity: 2/5】

Nice!

There are three more to complete the task.

Xu Mang took out a cigarette, and the room was filled with smoke. Life is really unpredictable. Not long ago, he was playing mahjong in the capital, pretending not to teach the basic law, but today he was counseling the candidates on psychological problems in Ning city.

Very busy!

Really busy!

Boom!

a bang,

the door collapsed...

whoops

Fuck!

Xu Mang was frightened, and the cigarette butt fell directly onto his trousers, which was still the most important part in the middle, and he got up in a hurry. Fortunately... it didn't burn through, otherwise Xiaoman would be a widow.

...

...

It's a girl, she looks pretty good, but she exudes a boyish atmosphere.

This classmate?

What's on your mind? Xu Mang asked curiously, You even broke the door, remember to pay for it when you go out later.

doctor...

I feel very sad. The girl said with a sad face, I failed the math test in the college entrance examination.

It's not that you failed the exam alone, everyone failed the exam. Xu Mang said calmly, Is there anything else? If not, pay five hundred yuan for damages and leave.

No no no!

That's not the point! the girl said, I was insulted by Venus!

ha?

What's the meaning?

Xu Mang didn't react for a while.

Do you have a pen?

Give.

Is there any paper?

Give.

moment,

The girl began to write a question on the white paper, and after five minutes, the girl handed the paper with the question to Xu Mang, and said, This is a multiple-choice question. Since this question, my Mentally broken.

Xu Mang glanced at it. He had no impression of this topic at all. It was not a math topic for the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination.

classmate?

You studied in other provinces, right? Xu Mang asked, We don't have this question in the math papers in Zhejiang Province.

Um!

The girl nodded: I studied here in my freshman year of high school, and then I moved... I moved back the day before yesterday. I did the national A paper.

Oh...so that's how it is. Xu Mang picked up the paper and asked curiously, Is there any problem with this question?

you...

Don't you think it's difficult? The girl asked in surprise, and soon returned to normal, and said, Maybe you don't.

Shouldn't it be B, 175? Xu Mang said.

???

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the girl looked at him in horror. How did she know the answer so quickly?

There are four options in total, 165, 175, 185, 190, golden height, and a woman. Xu Mang said helplessly: 165 is too short, 185, 190 is too high, and 175 feels perfect, so choose B ,Is there a problem?

If it's a serious question, it should be like this. Xu Mang took a pen and began to analyze Venus' height. The whole process took 20 seconds.

Look, choose B. Xu Mang glanced at the girl.

what's the situation?

Are doctors so scary these days?

The girl looked dumbfounded.

【3/5】

Seeing the girl's leaving back and touching the five hundred-yuan bills in his pocket, Xu Mang smiled and saved another confused young man.

At this time,

Xiaoman's figure appeared in Xu Mang's mind.

well...

The height of Venus is a dream that Xiaoman cannot touch.

Jingle Bell!

Xu Mang received a call from Yang Xiaoman.

Hello?

Stupid! Yang Xiaoman said, Accompany me to practice driving the day after tomorrow. I have already settled everything, and the age issue has also allowed my dad to get in touch.

I rely on it!

How fast? Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and asked curiously, The venue has also been rented?

Yang Xiaoman said: No...the venue is not rented, but simply borrowed. I don't think it's interesting for me to practice alone. It would be better if there are more people.

oh...

I'm at school. Xu Mang said, Help the collapsed examinees with psychological counseling and bring them back to normal.

What?

He tutors candidates psychologically?

I'm afraid not all the construction workers will be sent to the construction site, right?

Don't mess around!

Although the math is difficult this time, it's not the capital you can make trouble with. Yang Xiaoman reminded, Do you remember?

Xu Mang chuckled, Don't worry, I'm the most sensible person!

roll!

Do you still know how to measure? Yang Xiaoman choked out angrily: You are the one who doesn't know the importance, anyway, don't mess around.

oh...

Hang up first, the patient is here.

words fall,

Just hang up.

Xu Mang raised his head and looked at the brand new patient, who was wearing a pair of glasses and looked polite.

doctor...

I haven't been able to sleep recently, and I feel a little tight in my chest. Maybe it's because of my math papers. The boy with glasses said with a sad face, To be precise...I failed the exam.

I know.

All the people who come to me fail their math exams. Xu Mang said with a smile, Tell me about your exams so I can analyze your problems.

Um...

It was very simple at the beginning. After all, I am also a top ten elementary school bully in the class, and I have some confidence in the mathematics of the college entrance examination. The man with glasses began to narrate: Then when I got the paper, the questions started to be difficult... let's start with the first question. From the beginning, the following are all difficult problems.”

Derivative functions, trigonometric functions, coordinate system equations... The boy with glasses became emotional gradually: The topic is like a bible, and I can't understand what I'm talking about. In the end, I can only do random calculations and write them all on scratch paper. I wrote a dozen or so, brushed and brushed, and wrote hard!

The boy with glasses cried, crying heartbreakingly: Then I didn't figure out any of the questions!

Xu Mang tried his best to hold back his smile, but unfortunately...he failed.

Puff!

Cough...haha...cough...

He coughed to hide his laughter.

Then what... Doctor Xu analyzed it for you just now. Xu Mang said awkwardly but not politely: Why don't you go back first, if it doesn't work, just come back and repeat for a year, and go to the neighborhood to collect waste when you have time Take a look, maybe you can find the simulated test paper you threw away.

【4/5】

send away the fourth,

Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief, now he was only short of the last one.

It is said that this year's college entrance examination mathematics is a bit problematic. Students from all over the country have failed the exam. A Venus was produced in the national A roll, a physics problem was produced in the national B roll, and a cloud was produced in the national C roll. Good guy... The demons danced wildly!

I heard that some local rolls are very simple, such as the Beijing roll... I don't know if it is true or not.

Who issued the three national papers?

Uncle Ge's apprentice?

But isn't Uncle Ge's apprentice me?

anyone there?

the last student,

With angry emotions.

Hello!

What's wrong with this student? Xu Mang asked.

I mainly want to ask...how can I fall asleep? The classmate said helplessly: I have been very troubled since I finished the math exam.

well...

This classmate. Xu Mang said seriously, Your experience is similar to the previous ones. In fact...

Halfway through Xu Mang's speech, the classmate suddenly became excited and interrupted his speech.

no!

I'm worse than them!

Don't get excited... Xu Mang comforted, Uh... Then tell me how you are worse than them.

The classmate sighed, and said with a look of indifference: I originally thought that mathematics in the college entrance examination was a change of soup, but who knew it was changed directly. After I wrote the name and number, I was dumbfounded when I did the first multiple-choice question. .”

I'm so helpless... I started scribbling! The classmate shouted excitedly again: Scribbling! Do you know what scribbling is?!

Xu Mang nodded in fright.

I review for half a year!

I just relied on mathematics to get a high score... As a result, the first multiple-choice question made me useless. The student went from excitement to anger: When I was nervous, Duang... I forgot many formulas.

indeed,

Tragic enough...

Xu Mang thought for a while, then asked silently: Then what... Before the exam, did your math teacher bet on the questions?

Bet!

It's a pity that I didn't even bet on the question number correctly. The classmate shook his head and said silently: I don't blame the math teacher...even I didn't expect that the questions of the college entrance examination are like this.

well...

classmate.

Doctor Xu suggests that you repeat the study for another year or report on the construction site.

【5/5】

[Fight again in the coming year - completed]

[Obtain: Upgrade Card*5]

finished...

Although he successfully completed the task, Xu Mang was not happy, even a little depressed.

Hello!

Old Teng!

You're too much... Is it necessary for the college entrance examination math papers to be so difficult? Xu Mang called Mr. Teng, the math tester in Zhejiang Province: Do you know how many students are going to repeat? Our school alone is a large area.

Yeah?

But next year's college entrance examination is also my proposition. Teacher Teng smiled: It's still this difficult.

Whoops!

Fuck!

The construction site is no longer short of people...

Xu Mang opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Xu Mang?

ah?

Why don't the two of us cooperate once next year in the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination Mathematics? Teacher Teng asked, I will control the direction, and you will formulate the question types?

at this time,

Those repeat students appeared in Xu Mang's mind, with lovely smiles. They are so diligent and never give up in the face of difficulties. Such motivated people, how can I destroy them?

OK!

...

Before the results are announced,

Candidates are silent in self-denial, unable to extricate themselves.

However, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were different. The two had already arrived at the largest driving school in Ning City and started to practice driving.

However,

Xu Mang's nightmare has just begun, and this nightmare will last for a month.

well?

Which one is the gas pedal?

Which one is the brake?

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

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