I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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Seeing Yang Xiaoman's serious face, Xu Mang didn't know what to do. Will he die in the future? I can't even tell which is the accelerator and which is the brake. Wouldn't it be a road killer when I drive out?

Why don't you search the Internet? Xu Mang said.

idiot!

You know, why am I still searching? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, Hurry up, which one is the accelerator? Which one is the brake.

Why don't you wait for your coach to come. Xu Mang said helplessly, I forgot.

cut!

Aren't you unwilling to ride in my mother's car? Yang Xiaoman glanced at her and said expressionlessly, I'll talk about it after I figure it out.

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment. This was a proposition. From the bottom of his heart, he really didn't want to take Xiaoman's car, but there was nothing he could do... If he said he didn't want to, he might be beaten. Maybe she will raise her for the rest of her life.

I've been living in your car for the rest of my life. Xu Mang said seriously, Really!

idiot!

Then sit still. Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly: The coach will come later, don't yell at me.

Obey!

moment,

A middle-aged woman sat in the co-pilot.

You are Yang Xiaoman, right? The middle-aged woman was very polite and said to Yang Xiaoman, Don't worry, I will help you get your driver's license within a month.

It's not that this coach is amiable. Before that, she was famous for her violent temper in this driving school. Countless students were scolded by her, but... just the day before yesterday, the big leader drove the car and suddenly killed the driving school.

Then...

This middle-aged woman knew something, and she wanted to teach a student how to drive alone, and she had to be polite to her throughout the whole process. If she made her happy a little, the entire driving school would close down.

Who are you?

The middle-aged woman looked curiously at Xu Mang in the back row, with a hint of doubt on her face.

Car boy.

Car boy?

Yes! Xu Mang nodded, It means the same thing as the book boy, to practice driving with others.

...

The coach is full of confusion, but I have to say... the city people really know how to play.

Put on your seat belt first.

Then adjust the seat, try to adjust it to a relatively comfortable level, and have a good view. The coach began to teach Yang Xiaoman, with a calm tone and a sincere attitude.

Xu Mang smiled at this, and those who didn't know thought it might be a fake coach.

At this time,

The mean-spirited Xu Mang couldn't help but want to die.

coach!

She's so short, she's the same no matter how you adjust it. Xu Mang interjected, Don't adjust it, just practice!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

not angry,

It's important to learn to drive.

Just let this idiot hide for a while.

Go back and beat him to death!

After a few minutes of hard work and exploration, with the help of a cushion, Yang Xiaoman adjusted his seat, and said to the coach: Coach, I'm fine. This position is just right, and the view is quite wide.

Let's practice pressing the straight line first. The coach issued the task.

Then, under the command of the coach, Yang Xiaoman controlled the steering wheel while the car was idling, trying to keep the car in a straight line, let alone...Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman drove well.

Worth to talk about,

Yang Xiaoman applied for a C2 driver's license.

coach?

How many years have you been in this business? Xu Mang was bored sitting in the back row, so he chatted with the coach about the daily life.

Ten years.

It's been a long time thinking about it now. The coach was also bored, but he didn't dare to leave the co-pilot, so he simply chatted with Xu Mang to relieve his boredom.

It seems that you are not very old...you have been working for more than ten years. Xu Mang was slightly taken aback, and asked curiously, You started as a child laborer?

The middle-aged woman suddenly opened her eyes and smiled. This is a disguised form of boasting about her youth.

Can't help laughing: My daughter is in high school...

ah?

Your daughter is in high school? Xu Mang said in surprise, Don't mention it... If you were with your daughter, I would definitely think it was two sisters.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

What's the meaning?

You fancy someone's daughter, don't you?

When I'm an old lady, I don't exist?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he wanted to turn off the fire and educate Xu Mang, but in the end he extinguished his anger on the premise of trusting his appearance.

This is my daughter, does she look like me? The coach took out his phone, found a photo from it, showed it to Xu Mang, and said with a smile, People say my daughter looks like my mother, and I think so too.

Ouch!

It's not bad! Xu Mang really thought it was good, but...it looked a little distorted, why are the passers-by beside him distorted? Is it because of excessive PS that the photos are distorted in time and space?

Sudden,

the car stopped

Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and said, Get lost!

...

Xu Mang stood at the edge of the venue and took a deep breath of air.

ah!

This is the fragrance of freedom!

The liberated Xu Mang was like a husky that had run loose, looking for interesting things in the driving school, but unfortunately...a driving school is a driving school, and there are no other things except the car. At this time, he can only sit in the shade and watch others practice car.

Xu Mang observed for a long time, and found that many of them looked like students, probably because the college entrance examination was over, so let's take advantage of this gap to learn how to drive.

soon,

Xu Mang regretted his decision to get out of the car, it was too hot outside...

It was impossible to get in Xiaoman's car again. Xu Mang planned to pretend to be a student practicing driving, fish in troubled waters, and enjoy the coolness brought by the air conditioner.

brother?

Is the air conditioner in your car cold? Xu Mang asked a buddy in the car.

Forget it!

The coach is deadlocked. The buddy said angrily: It's hot...don't turn on the air conditioner.

...

goodbye!

Xu Mang looked for the next car, but unfortunately...many coach cars don't have air-conditioning, even if the air-conditioning is on, they are basically full of people.

It's over...

I'm going to suffer from heat stroke. Xu Mang sighed, he shouldn't have angered Xiao Man, now he's suffering.

well?

Here... there's an empty car.

Just when Xu Mang was feeling desperate, he found an empty car parked beside him. With a glimmer of hope and longing, he came to the side of the empty car and tentatively opened the door, which surprised Xu Mang. Yes, it was actually opened.

get in the car,

oily,

Turn on the air conditioner and sleep!

Driving skill +1

Driving skill +1

I do not know how long it has been,

Xu Mang was woken up by a middle-aged uncle.

Hey Hey hey!

What's your situation? The middle-aged uncle said impatiently: Your practice time is tomorrow, why are you here today?

ah?

I... Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and found that the car was full of people before he knew it, so he hurriedly explained: Actually, I'm not...

Forget it...

A student asked for leave today, you are lucky.

Drive a few laps in the field before driving. The middle-aged uncle coach said impatiently: You go to the back first, and take a good look at how others practice!

oh...

Xu Mang honestly changed places with the buddies behind him.

Although he knew that all of this was a misunderstanding, Xu Mang didn't point it out. There was an air conditioner to enjoy, so why did he want to point out this misunderstanding? It was almost thirty-eight degrees outside, and I got heat stroke after standing for an hour.

Good morning coach!

Um.

This buddy was a little flustered and got in the car directly.

seat belt!

How many times have I told you that the first step in the car is to put on your seat belt! the coach said impatiently.

Oh... The unlucky buddy hurriedly put on his seat belt.

Let go of the handbrake and put it in gear. The coach's tone was flat.

but...

This insipidity only lasted for ten seconds, and the coach turned from insipid to furious.

I told you to let go of the handbrake! Do you know which is the handbrake?

I...

This dude got scolded, thought for a while and let off the handbrake, obviously...he was so nervous that he forgot a lot of steps.

Xu Mang sat in the back feeling helpless, remembering his experience of learning to drive in a driving school. At that time... he was also a furious coach. Of course, he would not spoil him and just smash the coach's car into scrap.

By the way...

Why is everyone in the driving school so fierce?

It seems that if I don't scold the students, I feel weak all over.

The eternal problem!

Just as Xu Mang was thinking about the problem, that buddy was scolded again.

Step on the clutch!

If you don't step on the clutch, how do you put it in gear?

Step on the clutch! Brother!

The coach began to breathe out fragrance in the coldness.

The buddy's emotions gradually collapsed, but he still chose to endure silently.

Let's go!

Hit left, hit left, I let you hit left! Did you hear hit left?!

There is no distinction between left and right, right?

The coach still looked dead, but his words gradually became aggressive.

Look in the rearview mirror!

I'll let you look in the rearview mirror!

Which rearview mirror are you looking at? This! This rearview mirror!

well...

Miserable!

Although Xu Mang couldn't see the expression of the buddy from the beginning at this time, the look of wanting to cry without tears already appeared in his mind.

fifteen minutes later,

The buddy was replaced, and a girl got on the bus.

Start!

Hmm... not bad, you drive better than the previous one.

pity,

After boasting for less than ten seconds, the coach was furious again.

Fuck!

Is anyone as loose as you? Hurrying to reincarnate?

Another ten seconds passed,

Look ahead!

Look up ahead!

There is no money to pick up on the ground, look in front of you!

Swap people, people!

After substitution,

Xu Mang glanced at the girl who had just been scolded, and asked cautiously, Sisters...are you okay?

Um...

I'm used to being scolded. The girl was quite open-minded, and said helplessly, Maybe it's because I'm not good enough.

No no no!

You've done it perfectly. Xu Mang said with a smile, You're much better than my girlfriend. She can't even tell the accelerator from the brake. At least you know which is the accelerator and which is the brake.

At this time,

The third student got out of the car in despair.

Still talking?

You came here to learn how to drive, not to flirt with girls! The coach said to Xu Mang, Hurry up and get in the car.

oh!

Xu Mang obediently got into the driver's seat from the back seat.

coach?

What are you doing?

Can you let the students in the back row get off the bus? Xu Mang said.

Why? The coach was a little curious.

Because there is no seat belt. Xu Mang said earnestly, I advise you to let the three students in the back row get out of the car. If anything happens, according to the definition of the law, I will be secondary and you will be the primary responsibility.

...

What are you going to do? The coach glanced at Xu Mang, and said impatiently, Drive hard!

Xu Mang sighed, and said silently, Coach, I'm serious!

You three.

get off!

The coach also had a tough temper, so he let the three unlucky students get out of the car, and said to Xu Mang, I want to see what tricks you can do!

Hear what the coach said,

Xu Mang showed a slight smile, and said, Have you seen the movie Flying Life? It was played by Hao Jian. In it, there was a clip where the engine burst at 7,000 rpm with one foot of the gas pedal. I don't know if the coach has any impression on you?

you...

What are you going to do? The coach looked at Xu Mang in horror, I'm telling you...don't mess around!

well!

Xu Mang sighed, remembering the clip where he was driving a modified Wuling Hongguang to dominate Chunming Mountain, and whispered to himself in a very low voice: It's been a long, long time since Xiaoman cried bitterly in front of me, I haven't Step on the accelerator again.

Coach... Xu Mang sighed with emotion, and said silently: I know that your seat has a secondary brake, but you must not step on it, it will destroy the limit balance.

...

You really think this is a movie, don't you? The coach was so angry, it turned out that he was a funny joker after a long time, and scolded: Since you are so awesome, why didn't Speeding Life ask you to be the starring role?

This nima...

Such rigorous logical thinking!

Xu Mang felt helpless and put on his seat belt silently.

coach...

One last question. Xu Mang asked sincerely, Have you bought life accident insurance?

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