I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Seeing Xu Mang's serious expression, the three of them looked confused. They had slept for less than two hours, right? Then I woke up and said I found it, and calculated the quality by the way.

is this real?

However, looking at the mathematical model on the screen of Xu Mang's notebook, the three of them didn't think it was a joke.

Teacher Xu?

What is the specific data of this black hole? Lu Yuan asked.

Well...

According to my calculations, it's about 400 times the mass of the sun. Xu Mang said, I can only know this for the time being, because this is a black hole with a medium mass, and there are too few black holes with a medium mass, and there is no other data than that. right.

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So fast!

It feels like it just started and it's over.

The three of them were somewhat skeptical about life.

The three of you are perfecting the next work. Xu Mang said lazily, Sort out the data, make a paper, and then show it to me.

good!

Without any hesitation, the three of them immediately agreed to Xu Mang's request.

this moment,

Xu Mang was no longer a student, nor was he a lecturer. He was a tutor for graduate students.

go out,

I met the elegant and easy-going Brother Chuan Xiao, who was holding a glass of Coke and walked to the Roentgen ray equipment with a depressed face, and started his observation journey.

Brother Chuan Xiao.

The work is over. Xu Mang said with a smile, I've finished everything.

Brother Chuan Xiao froze for a moment, and asked curiously, You...what did you say?

It's over.

I found the black hole,

In the M82 starburst galaxy, a medium mass black hole, and its mass is calculated. Xu Mang said solemnly: Qi Mengyun and the others are sorting out the data and then working on a paper.

...

This...is done again? Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang, and said with a wry smile, Xu Mang...can you give us a chance?

I find that every time I do research with you, it's easy to make me feel autistic. Brother Chuan Xiao said, You have done all the work by yourself, what do you want us to do?

Well...

Eating and waiting to die? Xu Mang said with a cute face, tilting his head.

Brother Chuanxiao sighed: Forget it, forget it, I won't tell you anymore, let me supervise the paper for you.

oh.

That's right! Xu Mang turned his head and said to Chuan Xiaoxiong, Today is a big meal.

...

Are you really going to eat? Brother Chuan Xiao said in surprise, He's just a student!

Xu Mang was not happy with this sentence, what happened to the students? Act like I'm not a student.

Although they are graduate students,

But Ben Shengshimeiyan is still a freshman!

I have observed.

Ruan Wenxing drives a BMW 5 Series, Lu Yuan drives a Mercedes-Benz E-Class, and Qi Mengyun drives a Porsche Cayman. They are all children of rich families. Xu Mang said with a smile, I will post it in the On Nature Physics, they will be named, you know.

...

indeed.

The papers you sell are aimed at the top international journals, and they are still in the first area of ​​SCI. I think... let's add a few more. Brother Chuan smiled and said: Say you now have two papers in the first area of ​​SCI. Has Fuda selected you as a professor?

No.

I don't even have money... Xu Mang said helplessly, Are you angry? I heard that the impact factor of the publication of the sub-journal of Nature is about 100,000 to 500,000. Electron-Proton Synergy Theory has been on the cover of Nature!

I'm going to go to the principal now to ask for an explanation. Has my money been withheld? Xu Mang was very angry. One of the two SCI District 1 papers was on the cover, but he didn't get a dime. It's fine if you don't get the money, the professor can't comment, give it to an associate professor...

How can this be the case!

Wait a moment.

There must be a time. Brother Chuan Xiao said: Just wait.

No!

I really can't wait for this. Xu Mang shook his head: You may not know that the principal of Fuda University is my relative, and I call him Second Grandpa, I think...he deducted my money Already!

Brother Chuan Xiao froze for a moment, looking at Xu Mang's serious expression, it didn't seem like he was joking.

this...

This guy is terrific, with relationships all over the place.

I am leaving!

Help me check it out. Call me at dinner, and I'll bring my girlfriend with me. Xu Mang hurriedly left the Modu Observatory as if he was on a hot wheel, and drove his precious car all the way to the principal's office. gallop.

...

soon,

Xu Mang stood at the door of the principal's office with two large fruit baskets.

bang bang bang,

please come in.

Xu Mang pushed the door open and entered. Seeing the principal working, he hurriedly put on a respectful and naughty smile.

...

Why are you here again? The principal glanced at Xu Mang, then at the two fruit baskets in his hand, and said expressionlessly, Put the fruit baskets down first!

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

The principal didn't read education books, but instead read the art of war.

Putting down the fruit basket, Xu Mang asked with a smile, Second Grandpa... Where's my money?

what money?

Didn't I give you a research grant of 300,000 yuan? The principal was stunned for a moment, and asked angrily, Why don't you do your research well, so why come to me?

...

Second Grandpa... I heard... teachers and students from other schools will get generous rewards for publishing SCI papers. Xu Mang asked cautiously, Is it true? And they can also select associate professors or professors?

right!

Our school also has such a mechanism. The principal nodded and said blankly, Why did you suddenly ask this?

I go!

Play smart and pretend to be foolish!

What a cunning old man.

Xu Mang was a progressive young man who respected the old and loved the young, but he couldn't be bullied like this because of respecting the old and loving the young.

at this time,

He chose to fight back.

Second Grandpa...

Speaking of which, I have two papers in Nature, among which Electron-Proton Synergy Theory was on the cover, so what... What about my bonus? What about my professorship? Xu Mang asked with a smile: right?

...

I thought it was something. The principal said helplessly: You will have everything to do with it. According to our school's regulations, you can get a bonus of 850,000 yuan.

Fuck!

so much?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, Where is the evaluation title?

Associate professor level. The principal said: Only four articles can be selected as a professor.

four?

Just right!

At present, I have two Nature papers, and there are papers on black hole information conservation in Nature Physics that are under review, and there are still brewing... add up to exactly four.

Xu Mang tilted his head and thought for a long time, his expression gradually blossomed with joy.

Work hard and strive to get four SCI District 1 papers. The principal said.

No!

I just calculated it, and it's just right! Xu Mang said with a smile: Not long ago, I published a paper Information Conservation is the Basic Law of the Universe: The Mystery of Lost Information in Nature Physics. When I was at Jiang University, I helped to complete it, and I was the first author.

besides...

My research project has been completed and I'm sorting out the materials, and I'll post them on Nature Physics at that time. Xu Mang said with a smile, 9.90% chance of passing.

The principal looked at Xu Mang, Xu Mang looked at the principal, and the two fell into silence.

for a long time,

The headmaster said: You kid being a professor...isn't it too much?

Hearing what the principal said, Xu Mang was not happy. Why is it too much to be a professor?

are people,

Can I still be a beast?

Second Grandpa!

You have to speak with your conscience. Xu Mang said seriously, Why can't I be a professor?

The image aspect is not good enough. The principal said: You have a hippie smile all day, you go to various departments to see, which professor is like you? Either wandering here or wandering there, sometimes when they need you, people will be there Can't find it.

Of course.

Leaving aside all these, how can you be a professor with your ability to cause trouble? The principal continued: It's only a few days since I went to Tsinghua University. Either this leader is looking for me, or that leader is looking for me. The principal came to me twice, and you said that in this situation, can I be selected as a professor?

Xu Mang: 囧

whoops

This is the rhythm of calculating old and new accounts together!

But...

There is also an opportunity to select professors exceptionally. The headmaster thought for a while and said silently.

Sudden,

Xu Mang came to his senses, and asked solemnly, Second Grandpa, don't be tricky, please explain the conditions immediately!

If you can get an excellent final grade in the history major of the Department of History, I can make an exception and select you as a professor. The principal said: If you can't get an excellent grade, then...you can only follow the plan gone.

This condition is very strict,

Almost unlikely.

At least in the principal's view of cognition, he couldn't do it with Xu Mang's character.

But the reason for doing this was to delay the progress of Xu Mang's selection of professors. The current situation did not match his expected plan. Xu Mang was originally selected as an associate professor of the Department of Physics next year, and then polished for a year before being selected as a professor.

In order for him to have an adaptation period, he knows what he should do.

However,

Now this kid doesn't know where he got the news... In short, the situation is very pessimistic.

I know that this condition is a bit harsh for you. The principal said: But there is no way, or according to the original plan, you will be rated as an associate professor first, and then you will be rated as a professor after seeing your performance?

Xu Mang didn't speak.

He silently turned on his system and glanced at his stored historical skills.

History skill=330000

I haven't moved much since the high school entrance examination.

Unexpectedly,

Raise soldiers for a thousand days, use them for a while!

sorry,

I won!

Accept the challenge! Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, Just this semester!

this...

how so?

Why doesn't this kid play his cards according to the routine?

Even though the principal has been in the fields of scientific research and education for many years, he felt confused for the first time, accepting such conditions?

don't even say,

With this unyielding character, he is a good scientific researcher, but not a good science educator.

There is a difference between the two.

Xu Mang?

Do you know history? asked the principal.

Xu Mang nodded vigorously, he was very confident.

Second Grandpa!

I came from a liberal arts class. Xu Mang said with a cheap smile, Hehehe...Thousands of calculations, it didn't count that I was in a liberal arts class in high school, right?

not good!

I actually forgot this!

When the principal realized it, Xu Mang had already picked up the two big fruit baskets and ran away...

this kid

Have you ever eaten fruit?

Not one left!

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