I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The so-called big meal came true, and Qi Mengyun and the other three were not stingy people. Although Xu Mang failed to calculate 2,500 pieces of data, according to his beast-like calculation speed, he would definitely be able to complete the challenge.

After receiving Brother Chuanxiao's call, Xu Mang went to the Department of Economics building to wait for Xiaoman to finish his get out of class.

waiting,

Xu Mang thought about life and imagined a better life in the future.

Then...

He saw a short, flat and skinny woman, who was particularly dazzling in the crowd.

yo yo yo...

Started putting it on again.

Xu Mang was quite helpless with Xiaoman's double-faced life. He liked to pretend to be aloof in front of outsiders, but he was self-willed and savage in front of himself. Wasn't it tiring?

What are you looking at? Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said silently, Hurry up!

Two people get in the car,

Go to the downtown area of ​​Modu.

on the car,

Yang Xiaoman regained her previous look.

well.

Miss me? Yang Xiaoman asked with a look of anticipation: I haven't seen you for a few days, do you really miss me?

Send sub-questions,

But it may also be a proposition!

Xu Mang has done this kind of problem countless times. It seems simple to give points, but most of the time it is life.

Well...

Guess? Xu Mang said with a smile, Do you think I miss you?

...

Idiot! Yang Xiaoman glared and said angrily, Don't guess!

Miss you!

Think about your head office? Xu Mang said helplessly, By the way, why do you always like to ask such questions? You know the answer,

But I kept asking fiercely, is my answer really that important?

nonsense!

This is a kind of ritual, do you understand? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said casually: I'm going to Suzhou soon... the plane in the morning of the day after tomorrow.

oh...

Then let's go. Xu Mang didn't care about this, let alone being really busy recently, don't... go to the history department to attend lectures, study history, cultivate your own sentiment, and gain spiritually. A little relief.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

What do you mean?

After I got my old lady, I started not to cherish it, right?

Hello!

Can I have some snacks? Yang Xiaoman was so angry, staring at Xu Mang angrily: You were not like this before...

We've been together for more than a year. You can be considered an old couple. There's no need to make a fuss, right? Xu Mang frowned, and said silently, I didn't understand at that time... Now I'm in university, and I'm going to be a professor soon People at the same level, do you know about prudence?

...

You're the only one who has a lot to do! Yang Xiaoman pouted and muttered to herself angrily.

soon,

The two came to a high-end restaurant. After Yang Xiaoman saw the name, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and said curiously: This restaurant is not cheap, are you sure you want to eat here?

Um.

Someone treats you. Xu Mang smiled and said, Hurry up and go in.

dinner?

Come to such an advanced place?

is it possible?

well?

Do you have any grudge against him? Yang Xiaoman asked, Are you planning to eat him until he goes bankrupt?

Is it that exaggerated? Xu Mang shrank his head and said helplessly, I'm not the kind of person you imagined.

Not yet?

Two Michelin stars! Yang Xiaoman said, The price is not cheap. Who can afford it if you eat it like a stomach lavage?

No no no.

The guests are members of my research team. Xu Mang said with a smile, I'm their tutor and part-time boss. Can I be so bad as to entrap my students? How about it... If it exceeds 20,000, the rest I'll pay for it!

Afterwards, the two came to the restaurant and saw brother Chuan Xiao and Qi Mengyun.

Brother Chuanxiao had met Xiaoman before, but Qi Mengyun didn't know it. The three of them looked at Yang Xiaoman with confusion and astonishment on their faces. Is this the legendary teacher Xu Mang's girlfriend?

My girlfriend, Yang Xiaoman.

This is brother Chuan Xiao, an online dating expert.

Qi Mengyun, Ruan Wenxing, Lu Yuan... Xu Mang paused for a moment, then said silently, The three of you are called Xiaoman...uh...my wife.

???

???

???

Brother!

Too much!

This is at least ten years older, right? Call someone else's mistress?

Don't talk nonsense!

Just call me Yang Xiaoman. Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said calmly.

at this time,

The waiter came up with the menu.

Ordering food has always been Xu Mang's strong point. As the leader in the food ordering industry, Xu Mang orders food with style. First, the price should not be too low, second, the quantity should not be too small, and third, it must be mainly meat dishes.

...

Teacher Xu? Lu Yuan said in a daze, Have you finished eating?

Remove the word '?', and there will be enough to eat. Xu Mang said with a look of disdain, I'm a veteran foodie, so let me describe it to you like this, grab me a handful of pepper noodles now Come, I can eat this table.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman is so angry that he knows how to brag every day, will he die if he doesn't brag?

Can't we just wait for the food to be served? They all became teachers, but...the result was still so naughty.

Lu Yuan.

Now go to the kitchen and ask the chef to bring a bottle of pepper noodles. Let's see him eat the table in front of you! Yang Xiaoman said with a blank expression.

...

...

...

This... what's going on with this young couple?

Do you bicker every day?

It feels full of gunpowder.

Who are you going to help later? To help Xu Mang, Teacher Xu, or to help Teacher Xu's girlfriend?

The dishes are coming soon,

Then Xu Mang became unhappy. The picture clearly showed that it was full, but why did it come with so little, and the plate was so big.

Hello.

Excuse me, why the reality does not match the picture at all. Xu Mang called the waiter and asked with a confused face.

gentlemen.

The menu is just for reference, and we also wrote the words 'for reference only' below. The waiter said with a smile: Do you have anything else to serve?

...

that's all, thanks.

Looking at the big plate with only eight pieces of braised pork in front of me, I really can't imagine why the eight pieces of braised pork cost more than 500 yuan.

What kind of meat?

Could it be the black pork that my aunt bought last time?

but don't say,

This taste is not so good.

Except that the price is a little higher and the quantity is a little less, the taste is very good. Although Xu Mang was a little angry, the taste calmed him down a lot.

Picking up a large piece of perch meat for Xiaoman, he looked up at Qi Mengyun and asked, How's the paper?

Half done.

But there are some things... I don't understand very well. Qi Mengyun said in shame: I don't understand at all.

oh.

I'll come over tomorrow to guide you. Xu Mang said, I'll post it on Nature Physics then, do you have any comments?

No!

Listen to Teacher Xu's arrangement.

We obey orders.

The three of them didn't have any dissatisfaction with Xu Mang's plan. Being able to have their name in the SCI district was an honor that could not be met.

But is it really that simple?

Teacher Xu?

Do you think...the probability of passing is high? Ruan Wenxing asked.

Ninety-nine point ninety-nine percent. Xu Mang smiled slightly, Why? Are you afraid you won't pass?

No no no!

I'm just worried about an accident. Ruan Wenxing said with a wry smile.

Actually, it's not a big deal. I'm already a regular customer of Nature. Xu Mang shrugged, Don't worry, there's no problem. As for the author, you and Brother Chuan Xiao should discuss it first, and then send it to me. here.

Brother Sun means Mr. Xu, you are the first author and corresponding author, and we will arrange the rest by ourselves, Ruan Wenxing said.

oh.

Xu Mang nodded and ate the food in silence.

And at this time,

Yang Xiaoman felt the charm that Xu Mang released when he was a mentor for the first time, not to mention... almost fascinated.

God!

So handsome!

Glancing secretly, seeing his calm expression, Yang Xiaoman's heart seemed to blossom.

This is called elation.

this meal,

Not very expensive.

When Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were about to leave, Xiaoman suddenly had a whim, saying that he wanted to reminisce about the past and return to the classic scene.

Back to the classics?

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman with a cute face, and asked cautiously, There's nowhere to buy meat buns for the night.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Want to pour my head over again?

Are you crazy?

I want you to ride an electric car with me to go home! Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

Then my precious car... Xu Mang said helplessly: How about this, let's go home first, park the car, and then take Didi to the city center, how about we come back? My precious car parked Here, I'm a little worried.

You have a lot to do! Yang Xiaoman pouted, and finally agreed to his request.

result...

It never occurred to him that when Xu Mang got home, he lay on the bed and couldn't get up.

Yang Xiaoman: #￥%...@! *

Without any choice,

He could only push himself into Xu Mang's arms, and then asked for three kisses with a stern face.

What follows is simply outrageous!

(*￣3(*^▽^*)

(*^▽^*)ε￣*)

(*￣3)(ε￣*)

Then,

The two hugged each other and fell asleep.

...

The paper has been sent to the e-mail of Nature Physics and is waiting for review. The name of the paper is The Utilization Value of Quasi-Periodic Oscillating Signals in Black Holes, and Xiaoman took the high-speed train to Jiangsu Province yesterday.

But the 300,000 research funds were not spent much, and then the money was frozen, which made Xu Mang very angry.

Director Fang asked Xu Mang to find a new research project, but the semester ended in a month and a half. At this time, Xu Mang didn't have much interest in doing research. He just wanted to go to the history department building to take classes.

this day,

It was the first time for students from the Department of Physics to come to the building of the Department of History. All this was quite unfamiliar to Xu Mang, and he felt like he was back in his freshman year.

He randomly found a classroom with the most people, and Xu Mang sat in the last row without any books, so he just sat there in a daze.

Well?

World History (4)?

There are so many books in this textbook?

Xu Mang observed about fifty students, each of whom had a copy of World History (4), and curiously asked him quietly.

Hello.

Excuse me... is this the place where freshmen have their classes? Xu Mang asked.

...

This is the postgraduate entrance examination class. The plain-looking girl said, Student, have you gone the wrong way?

Before Xu Mang could react,

The professor from the history department arrived in the classroom and started roll call.

over

I can't go away.

Xu Mang sat silently in the back row, looking at the professor innocently.

After roll call,

The professor found a problem. There were only fifty-two students on the list. How could there be fifty-three students on the scene?

One extra? !

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