I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The professor quickly locked on to Xu Mang, a student he had never met before, because he knew almost all the students who took the postgraduate entrance examination, but this was the first time he had seen this student with a cute face.

Students sitting in the last row!

Don't look, it's you!

Are you? The professor asked curiously, Who are you?

Xu Mang said with an innocent face, I came here to audit the freshman's class, but I accidentally walked into the wrong classroom, professor...then let me continue listening.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The professor nodded: Since it is an observation, don't affect others.

words fall,

Classes started.

Naturally, Xu Mang would not affect his class discipline. The lonely Xu Mang sat in the last row and did not bring any history textbooks, except for a mobile phone.

at first,

Xu Mang felt that the professors majoring in history at the university should be similar to his teachers in high school, and had their own unique views on historical figures, but it turned out not to be true... This professor treats history quite impressively and rigorously, and rarely mixes personal emotions in it. in.

Occasionally,

It's just a personal review, and it will be over soon.

listen listen

Xu Mang fell into a drowsy state. He had no choice but to start a brainstorming session and think about some interesting questions, such as what kind of jobs a history major could do after graduation.

Xu Mang's own answer to this question was to find a job that was not suitable for him. After all, there were too few jobs that matched history, including junior and high school history teachers, and museum staff. The former still had hope, while the latter was more hopeless. .

There are so many museums...

For Xu Mang, history is a subject that cannot directly create economic value. It can only satisfy personal interests and hobbies. The root system of history is particularly developed and can be extended to many subjects. People with poor family conditions really can't study it.

certainly,

There is a reason for existing,

Xu Mang didn't criticize anything, but felt that the employment prospects of history majors were somewhat difficult.

finally,

Xu Mang still couldn't escape his fate, he was still lying on the table.

Xu Mang: Zzzz

at this time,

The professor was very dissatisfied when he discovered the abnormality in the classroom. Although the student did not disturb the classroom discipline, his sleeping behavior was very dazzling in his vision.

But at this time, all the students who took the postgraduate entrance examination looked serious, and did not notice the situation in the last row. After thinking about it for a while, the professor finally decided to wait until the end of get out of class to have a good talk with the student who was observing him, and by the way, find out where he came from. in which department.

soon,

The class is over,

The professor saw Xu Mang still lying on the table.

This student!

get out of class is over...wake up! the professor yelled at Xu Mang.

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang looked at the professor in front of him with a cute face, and said embarrassedly, I'm sorry...Professor, I accidentally fell asleep.

Which major are you in? the professor asked.

I?

I'm a theoretical physics major in the Department of Physics. Xu Mang said cautiously, I'm here for a special reason, professor...I'm not here to make trouble. According to the level, we are still colleagues!

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the professor was astonished, what a guy... he and the student have become colleagues.

This professor is not very old, he looks only in his forties, but he is very experienced in the industry. He has many academic papers in important domestic journals, and has been widely cited, far more than some active on the screen. people are much stronger.

you...

This classmate? The professor asked curiously, What's your name?

Oh...my name is Xu Mang. Xu Mang said seriously.

Xu Mang?

This name...is very familiar!

oh!

The professor remembered who Xu Mang was. Speaking of which, this student was really his colleague. He heard that he would be promoted as an associate professor of the Department of Physics in March next year, and then began to become independent, becoming the leader of an independent research project team. Has a lot of school resources.

after all,

This student has a little voice in the field of physics, and has two academic papers of his own in top international journals.

but...

Why did he come to the history department to teach?

Is it possible... Abandon theory and follow literature?

Xu Mang...

Is this giving up science and choosing liberal arts? the professor asked.

Xu Mang shook his head: No...as long as I get excellent grades in the final exam of the history major this semester, I can be selected as a professor.

The professor froze for a moment, thinking he had heard it wrong, and asked again: You...you say it again!

Elected as a professor! Xu Mang said seriously, As long as I get excellent in the final exam of my history major.

The professor smiled bitterly and said, Then you have to work hard. I think it's almost impossible for you to get full marks with your appearance. You came to listen on the first day, and you just let me sleep. I thought there was something wrong with me in class.

No no no!

Professor, you are worrying too much. This is my own fault. Xu Mang said awkwardly, And I already got full marks.

...

Xu Mang! the professor said seriously, Humble!

Xu Mang: 囧

What's going on these days... To tell the truth will be questioned.

I have stored more than 300,000 history skill points, and after finishing high school history, I can directly cheat on university history major courses. Since the right time, place and people are up to the standard, it is no problem to get full marks for a semester.

professor!

Now you ask a historical question, and I can answer it. Xu Mang said seriously.

The professor thought for a while and said silently: Then I will ask a more comprehensive question.

In the largest country in the South * subcontinent, there is a problem left over from history. Regarding their status among people, the problem of high and low, and the problem of hierarchy, can you talk about the reasons for it from a historical perspective. The professor said .

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

good guy...

This is the problem that comes up.

Is the professor dissatisfied with Ben Shengshi Meiyan sleeping?

nothing more,

Then answer it.

System, I understand!

[Recognized by the system, the perfect explanation of this problem is exchanged: 20000 (historical skills)]

pay!

Ahem!

Are you asking (a girl from Hezhong) a question?

There are many reasons for the problem (girls in Hezhong). In the local language, it is called the Varna system. The birth of this system is based on a certain book. Consisting of the four parts of the original man, the so-called original man is the constitution of the universe in the classics.

Afterwards, it is classified according to the regeneration method, regenerative and non-regenerative. The feet need to be in contact with anything, which is a symbol of uncleanness, so they cannot be regenerated, but the thighs, hands and mouth are relatively pure and can be regenerated.

Next, it can be divided into management and non-management, according to the degree of purity.

The last is the distinction of management, which is divided from the spiritual level.

words fall,

Xu Mang said: Through the four divisions, it can be seen that this is a pattern of differences formed by continuous dichotomy, but the problem (girls in Hezhong) is not the main reason for a certain country in the subcontinent. Middle school girls) question.

It's also about the clan issue, because (the Hezhong girls) include many people, each of which has tens of thousands of people, and these people may come from different places and different clans. Xu Mang said: According to my Observe, in daily life, these people from a certain country in the subcontinent have not had a clear concept of themselves (the Hezhong girls).”

They can only remember their clans, and then roughly give one (the girls from Hezhong). Xu Mang glanced at the professor: Among the questions (girls from Hezhong), there are two concepts that many people don't know.

The first is the concept of 'karma', called Karma, and the other is 'law' Dharma. Karma and law are the most important concepts of this system. Xu Mang paused, and then said: Dharma is human behavior. The criterion, karma is more complicated, you have to judge according to your own law, that is...to use the method to obtain karma, if the karma is high, then reincarnation can be upgraded in the next life.

The professor stared at Xu Mang, and said helplessly after a long time: Xu Mang...don't come to my class in the future, I don't have any knowledge you want here...you go...uh... Modern history is very good, go and learn modern history!

words fall,

The professor just left.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

this...

This is gone?

Professor wait for me!

Where is the modern history classroom? Xu Mang chased him out.

...

I had lunch at noon,

In Xiaoman's dormitory,

Xu Mang was lying on her bed, still carrying a unique fragrance, not to mention Xu Mang who had slept all morning, after smelling this fragrance, sleepiness swept over him, and then fell asleep again, but his face There is an extra chemistry book.

during the following days,

Xu Mang occasionally went to the history department to attend lectures in the morning, and basically stayed in the dormitory in the afternoon, either playing games or sleeping. His life was quite comfortable and loose, not at all what contemporary college students should be.

Too,

Xu Mang was the kind of person who would become a salted fish without any restraints on his body, and he himself was a salted fish.

this day,

Just after returning from a lecture in the History Department, Xu Mang turned on his computer and searched for the review time of Nature Physics on the Internet. It has been almost so many days, and there is not even a single email.

later,

Xu Mang just noticed that he had missed the best submission time. The black hole information conservation paper reviewed on Nature Physics would not be published until January even if it passed.

joke...

December has just begun.

ding~

Wechat news.

It was Yang Xiaoman who sent the WeChat message.

Bits of life: I'm so tired...

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: I am lying now

Bits of life: Can a person have a little basic conscience【(*￣︿￣)】

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: In fact, I just lie down

Bits of life: get out! 【Convex

well...

this woman.

Xu Mang sighed. In fact, Xiaoman was really clingy.

afternoon,

Xu Mang appeared in the principal's office.

Xu Mang has been tortured enough these days. He has no sense of history, and he has the habit of falling asleep while listening to it. It is almost impossible to stick to a class, so he found the principal and planned to show his cards directly.

this time,

No fruit basket for Schrodingxu!

Come in!

After hearing this, Xu Mang pushed the door open and entered.

...

Don't you have to go to class this afternoon? The principal looked helpless when he saw Xu Mang: Why is there no fruit basket today?

No more.

Anyway, you can't eat it. Xu Mang said with a smile: My final exam for history major has basically got full marks!

The principal was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, Why did you get full marks again? You've only been in class for a few days.

Second Grandpa!

Do you still have any doubts about what I said? Xu Mang said solemnly, I just came here today to tell you that I won't be going to class, and when the exam time comes, just let me know and I'll take the exam... I will give you a full answer at that time.

I...

Good guy!

What is this for?

The principal was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while, but finally nodded in agreement with Xu Mang. According to the feedback he received from the professors of the history department, recently there was a cute student who often came to listen and fell asleep after five minutes of listening. caught.

Second grandfather?

I...I want to take a long vacation. Xu Mang said shyly, I'm going to Princeton University.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the principal frowned, feeling vaguely that something was wrong. Last time this guy went to Tsinghua University, he made a lot of messes, but when he went to Princeton University, God knows what would happen. If it is not done well, it is an international matter.

What are you going to do? The headmaster said solemnly, Just stay here, you can't go anywhere!

Xu Mang had already thought that this would happen before he came, so Xu Mang had his own trick to make such a request.

headmaster!

The team representing our country to participate in PUMaC this time, Xiaoman is the main player, right? Xu Mang said with a smile, If she doesn't perform well, the impact may be disastrous.

...

The principal soon understood the meaning of Xu Mang's words, and used Yang Xiaoman's stable performance as an excuse to allow himself to open a green channel for him.

what to do?

There is no way.

This kind of thing is better to be believed than not to be believed. In case his little granddaughter really made a mistake, and the reason was that Xu Mang was not by her side, the loss would be unprecedented.

You boy!

Oh... the principal said dumbfoundedly: You can do whatever you want! But... I want to emphasize here that you must abide by the local laws when you are abroad, no more than you are at home, and don't mess around. Yes, but you just can't!

Got it? said the headmaster seriously.

Xu Mang nodded. He could roughly guess what the principal meant. If his father-in-law was right, then the principal should have meant the same thing, and he couldn't leave any stains.

Second grandfather?

Am I leaving? Xu Mang got up and said to the principal, Goodbye!

Back to Xiaoman's dormitory,

Xu Mang packed his things briefly, then drove to his dormitory, and took some daily necessities.

Xu Mang set off.

His first stop was South City, Jiangsu Province.

Nantah students!

Here comes the buddies!

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