I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Today was a big day, and Xu Mang stood in front of the mirror. The clothes he just washed yesterday exuded the fragrance of laundry detergent, and his messy hair showed the world its irregular beauty. In short, Xu Mang was quite satisfied with his handsomeness and attire.

such a pity...

At this time, the female devil leader Yang Xiaoman hated Xu Mang to the bone.

Hello!

Can you have a little bit of aesthetics? Yang Xiaoman scolded Xu Mang, See for yourself what kind of look it is? After all, you are a professor, so can't you have a bit of pursuit?

What pursuit do you want? Xu Mang said helplessly, I can only find you as my girlfriend for my aesthetics. What else can I pursue?

hiss...

Why does it sound so twisted?

I feel like I dug a hole for myself.

Pooh!

You can have me, my mother, because you are the only evolution in your scumbag aesthetics. Yang Xiaoman raised her arrogant head and said with disdain: Do you still remember what Mom said? Can you marry me as a wife, it is the blessing you have accumulated for eight lifetimes.

Xu Mang: 囧

That's my mother making you happy.

Seriously.

certainly,

Xu Mang wouldn't say these words indiscriminately. Once Xiaoman's thoughts went wild, the originally harmonious relationship might become a state of tension, and then a real war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

I'm going to proctor.

You take the exam well too, Xu Mang said.

Um.

I happened to be leaving too, so you are the invigilator? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Xu Mang shook his head: I'm in charge of inspecting the exams, and I'm just a wandering invigilator.

...

That's called flow! Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: Don't tell anyone outside that you are a liberal arts student in high school, it's simply a disgrace to a liberal arts student.

...

Come to the Department of Physics building,

Xu Mang started his roving patrol. At this time, there were still 20 minutes before the start of the exam.

Is it too early? Xu Mang frowned, and decided to go to his laboratory first, wait until the exam was halfway through, and then go out to make an inspection. In the past, the director of the teaching department used to do this during the monthly high school exam. dry.

open the door of the lab,

Xu Mang found a few chairs and put them together into a bed, and lay on it. Yesterday was an epic battle against the Confucians. Although he won in the end, he spent too much energy, and now he still feels a little tired.

Set an alarm time,

Xu Mang fell asleep.

soon,

The advanced mathematics part of the final exam begins,

After the students got the test papers and finished writing their names and majors, they glanced at the titles, and everyone was stunned.

???

???

???

What are these?

Did you take the wrong paper?

Why is it all about physics?

teacher!

Did you make a mistake with the paper? A sophomore in the theoretical physics class shouted to the teaching assistant who invigilated the exam, This is not an advanced mathematics paper, but a basic physics paper. If you don't believe me, please take a look at the questions.

Hearing this, the two invigilating teaching assistants rushed to the students. It was the first time they saw the paper. After carefully examining the questions, they were horrified to find that there was indeed something wrong with the paper.

You really can't make a mistake by yourself, right?

Students, wait a minute!

I'll ask about the situation first, and I'll do the questions later.

words fall,

The invigilator assistant rushed out of the classroom and ran to the office of the teaching director of the Department of Physics. When he opened the door and entered, he found that it was full of people. After a closer look, they were all the invigilator assistants or PhD candidates.

Don't rush!

You guys wait a moment! The teaching director said anxiously: I'm calling Professor Xu to confirm the situation. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the paper, but I don't know why the content is in this situation...don't worry, Wait till I finish the call.

soon,

The phone went through.

Professor Xu?

This...why are the advanced mathematics papers at the end of the physics department all about physics? asked the teaching director.

yes!

That's the problem. Xu Mang's voice came out from the loudspeaker of the mobile phone, Although it looks like a physics problem, it needs various tools of advanced mathematics to solve the problem, so it is still an advanced math problem in essence. problems, but I put physical skin on them.

This is done to examine the students. When encountering the need to use mathematical tools, how well the students can cope is a relatively comprehensive test. Xu Mang said, There is no problem. I have communicated with Director Fang a long time ago. gone.

...

...

...

Fuck!

This is too chicken thief, right?

What about the students?

The teaching assistants or Ph.D. candidates present all read the papers, not to mention these students, and even they themselves were not too sure.

moment,

The call was cut off.

The teaching director looked at the teaching assistant who was in charge of the exam and the doctoral candidate in front of him, and said helplessly: You have heard what Professor Xu said, go back and tell the students that there is nothing wrong with the paper. Needless to say too detailed, just say No problem, continue with the exam.

Immediately afterwards,

The teaching assistant who was in charge of invigilating the sophomore in the theoretical physics class returned to the examination room and said with a serious face: There is no problem with the paper, continue the exam!

What? !

There is no problem with the paper?

Is this a high number paper?

All the students are in a state of confusion, how... how could this not go wrong?

At this time,

A name emerged in everyone's mind. This name only had two words, but it exuded strong malice.

Xu Mang,

It's this bastard's test paper!

So angry!

The students who still had fantasies prayed that Xu Mangnian would reduce the difficulty of the papers because he was a classmate in the past, or even give the papers for nothing. Who would have thought that this guy would not follow the routine and open the difficulty of hell when he came up? .

Who can stand this?

finally,

The students still accepted this cruel reality and began to answer the questions silently, but their exam path was filled with a lot of care from Xu Mang.

Take the sophomore high mathematics paper of theoretical physics as an example. The first three questions are given points according to the international practice. After all, everyone is a top student in high school, and then the questions start to be difficult. Starting from the fourth question, all are difficult problems. The questions are simply The book of heaven, I understand it when I read it, but I just don’t know what mathematical tools to use.

What quantum qubits, what eigenvectors, and what is even more exasperating is that the state of quantum entanglement is calculated from the tensor product in mathematics.

Fuck!

This is the rhythm of overturning!

...

You are so beautiful?

Xu Mang was woken up by his own ringtone, and stayed in a daze for a while to wake himself up, then got up and went to the examination room to start strolling.

When passing by the first-year class of condensed matter physics, Xu Mang suddenly stopped in his tracks. The former classmates were thinking hard about the exam, but the questions to be asked were given by their former classmates. It's really... so exciting !

well?

What's the situation in the back? Xu Mang saw that there were three students in the row behind, who seemed to be sleeping on the table. Although an hour had passed, they couldn't sleep, right?

Is he a legendary genius on the same level as me?

Xu Mang walked in, and walked into the examination room as Professor Xu. The two invigilators, PhD candidates, did not stop him.

At this time,

Everyone looked at Xu Mang with a hint of resentment in their eyes.

This is the guy!

it's him!

Although he felt a huge wave of resentment, the brave and fearless Xu Mang was not affected. He walked up to a sleeping student and patted him on the shoulder. Then the student saw Xu Mang, Suddenly the tiger's body shook.

Xu Mang picked up the paper and glanced at it casually.

...

How can you sleep? Xu Mang asked seriously, In your situation, can you sleep?

I...

Too...difficult. The student said helplessly, I can only do ten questions...this is already the limit.

Subsequently,

Xu Mang looked at the papers of the other two students, and left the examination room silently.

over...

It seemed that Professor Xu left with a gloomy face.

Everyone present watched Xu Mang leave and saw his distorted expression at that time, and couldn't help but sigh deep in their hearts, it's all over!

I heard that there is no usual share this time, and there are as many rolls as there are noodles.

at this time,

Most of the people present were full of resentment towards those who slept. How could they sleep if they had no strength? This is great... was caught by Professor Xu, and by the way, everyone was trapped.

but...

Xu Mang didn't take it to heart, because he knew how difficult the paper was, and it was normal if he couldn't sleep. Not to mention these students, Xu Mang would bet that if the doctoral students were to answer the questions, they would only get fifty points. The level is a little bit awesome.

Full marks?

no no no

As long as I, Xu Mang, can still produce papers, no one can get full marks.

after,

Xu Mang passed by several examination rooms, and everyone's expressions were almost nervous with a hint of anger. Xu Mang could only laugh it off.

At this time, I received Yang Xiaoman's words.

idiot?

What are you doing? Yang Xiaoman said, Oh...the test questions are too simple, the invigilator saw me sitting alone in a daze, so he asked me to hand in the paper in advance.

hehe...

Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman was actually very bad. Although she said that she was a little fairy or a little angel, in fact, she had the blood of a devil in her bones. After all, pretending to be invisible was the deadliest.

I just went around and found that the students are in a lot of pain. Xu Mang said with a smile: I plan to go to Director Fang of the Department of Physics and ask to take the exam in an independent exam room, otherwise I'm really afraid of being rejected. They kill.

snort!

I knew it was so, why bother! Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

Xu Mang's head hardened, and he said stubbornly, Am I afraid of them? Just kidding... I, Bawang Xu, am I just for nothing?

cut!

I think it's Xu bastard. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.

Xu Mang was so angry.

Even if I, Xu Mang, were beaten to death, died outside, and jumped from the fifth floor, I wouldn't ask Director Fang to open the back door and take the exam alone! Xu Mang shouted at Yang Xiaoman angrily.

...

At the door of Director Fang's office,

Xu Mang pushed the door open and entered.

Director Fang.

How about I discuss something with you? Xu Mang said meanly.

Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang, and asked expressionlessly, What's the matter?

Can you arrange a separate examination room for me? Xu Mang said cautiously, I just walked around the various examination rooms, and it seems...the problem is a little serious, and I might be beaten to death by the students.

...

You finally know what you did? Director Fang said indifferently: You start tomorrow, right? Then come to my office to take the test. I will personally watch your test.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

this...

That's it...

Fuck!

Dude cheated himself?

I am too difficult,

It's stressful.

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