I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 362 The Professor&#039;s Name

The high math part of the exam was over, and all the students in the physics department were looking for Xu Mang's theory. Although he was a professor, the law did not stipulate that he could not ask for a professor's theory. Now was the time to fight back.

I'm so angry. I feel that I won't be able to solve the last question until I die. What is this?

Your optics are as difficult as ours? My theoretical physics is so difficult that I cry. Do you know the probability statistics of quantum mechanics? Can this fucking be calculated?

Hey, hey, everyone is quiet... We haven't talked about condensed matter physics yet. You have one optics and one theoretical physics. What are you arguing about?

Fart! We took the phase space problem, man... it's so complicated that I want to kill myself.

A three-way battle started about whose paper was more difficult, and everyone wanted to keep the most difficult paper in their place.

fortunately,

The girls maintained their sanity at this time.

Hello!

We are attacking Professor Xu Mang and Xu. We have not found him yet, and our own people started fighting first. A girl said helplessly, Have you read Three Kingdoms? We are attacking Dong Zhuo now. After beating Dong Zhuo to death , and then divide the world.

Subsequently,

This huge group worked together to find Xu Mang, but unfortunately... After a long time, Xu Mang was still not found.

He seems to be out of touch...

have no choice,

Everyone rushed to the teaching director's office.

But the teaching director had already fled. After being besieged by the invigilators in the morning, he knew that as soon as the exam was over, he would be surrounded by students. He left his office before the exam was over.

...

Fuck!

what is this?

Don't even have a chance to defend your rights?

Walk!

Let's go to the head of the department! A bold student stood up and decided to be the young bird.

With leaders,

A gang of people headed to Director Fang's office, only to be missed again.

...

soon,

This group of academic masters from all over the country has learned some facts from history. Since ancient times, most of these things ended in failure. There are many reasons...unfinished business, internal divisions; insufficient...

well...

We still can't escape the wheel of history. A certain student sighed and said silently: Let's disband, we have exams in the afternoon.

at the same time,

Xu Mang hid in Xiaoman's dormitory,

After such a stroll in the morning, Xu Mang would not stay in the building until his death in the afternoon. If he was caught spitting on each other, he would drown himself.

well...

This world is so dangerous. Lying on Xiaoman's bed, wrapped in a quilt, Xu Mang let out a long sigh.

Xu Mang felt a little sleepy because of the quilt, and there was nothing he could do... This quilt was tainted with Xiaoman's smell.

Since sleeping under the same quilt with Xiaoman, Xu Mang has acquired a very bad habit. When there is only one person, Xu Mang likes to sleep with the quilt sandwiched between them. Only in this way can he sleep soundly and securely.

A person's habits can be easily changed, but this does not prevent adding a habit.

Xu Mang: Zzzz

...

afternoon,

The exam of the physics department is coming again, this time it is basic physics, it happens that this homework is a basic course, and there are three majors.

But now something has changed.

The papers for theoretical physics are different from those for the other two majors.

soon,

The exam begins.

The students in the first class of theoretical physics, after failing in the morning, put their hopes on the exam in the afternoon, but they never expected that they would encounter Xu Mang's malice again.

???

Fuck!

Just two questions?

pick one of two?

This... what kind of routine is this?

Almost everyone is in a state of bewilderment.

first question,

Please establish a new theoretical system of dark matter within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics.

this...

Which bastard came up with this question?

So free yourself.

turned over,

The students glanced at the second question.

Please establish a new theoretical system of dark energy within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics.

Nima!

go to hell!

Although the students are very angry, they are now faced with two choices, if they do... they may pass, although the chances are very small, if they don't do it, they will definitely fail, there is no suspense.

However, the students soon discovered that it was simply impossible to build a brand new system in dark matter and dark energy based on their existing foundation.

I...

this...

what to do?

The examination room of the freshman theoretical physics was filled with deathly silence. Most of the students had already shut themselves off. It felt like the past six months had been in vain.

At this time,

Two proctoring assistants noticed the strange behavior of the students, and one of them walked towards the students in the front row curiously, and then glanced at them casually.

suddenly,

The teaching assistant was also confused.

well!

It's incredible! The teaching assistant who came back to his senses said to his colleagues: This paper is very creative!

Very creative? Another teaching assistant's curiosity was hooked, and he also walked to the student, took a closer look at the question, and walked back helplessly in less than ten seconds, saying, Who came up with the question?

I heard...

words fall,

The teaching assistant glanced at the students, hurriedly leaned into his colleague's ear, and said, Professor Xu!

...

The two were in a state of silence.

Professor Xu is planning to kill them all?

Ghost knows.

Do you still need to invigilate the exam? I don't think... there is any need to invigilate the exam. There are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand readers. Plagiarism is impossible, unless... it is so stupid that it cannot be described in words.

Well, I think so too.

...

finally,

The exam is over.

Condensed matter physics majors and optics majors laughed, while theoretical physics majors cried.

Brother? What's your situation?

We're all dead in theoretical physics...the whole exam paper has only two questions, choose one...

Damn it, you earned it with your blood!

God damn blood, please establish a new theoretical system of dark energy within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics... tell me how to make money?

Sorry... to bother you.

soon,

About the experience of theoretical physics, it was spread in the physics department, and they were discussing who the bastard was who wrote the question. Some people suggested that it was Xu Mang. Thinking about it carefully, it seems... there seems to be some truth.

First of all, Xu Mang is a professor of theoretical physics; second, the papers in the morning are so insane, and the styles between the two are similar; third, Professor Xu is a complete jerk.

The first two points are guesses.

This last point is an unshakable truth.

Thereafter,

In Fuda Forum,

Xu Mang's posts appeared one after another, and the content of each post was similar, nothing more than accusing Xu Mang of his inhuman behavior.

Then Xu Mang became angry again.

at the same time,

Xiaoman's dormitory.

Xu Mang had just bought takeaway food, and within a few minutes, Yang Xiaoman returned to the dormitory.

Idiot, is there a takeaway? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Um.

I think you seem depressed. What happened? Xu Mang asked curiously.

Forget it...

After people find out that I'm your girlfriend, all kinds of... oh... I'm so annoying! Yang Xiaoman's face was dark, full of depression.

ah?

What's the situation?

Xu Mang asked cautiously, Is there something being spread outside?

Um!

Anyway, it's rebellious! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: If this continues, I feel that we are going to break up. You are a professor now, and I am still a student, so it is easy for some bad media to take the meaning out of context. I can't even eat and walk around.

this problem...

Indeed a problem!

Xu Mang thought about it for a while and said calmly, Then graduate early, we'll buy a flat in Shanghai, and you can also manage Dad's business, as for me... get off work at five o'clock and then go home, what do you think? Sample?

Σ(°△°|||)︴Eh? !

o(*￣▽￣*)o Hmm!

Yang Xiaoman was very satisfied with Xu Mang's proposal. This was the way of life she dreamed of.

when eating,

Yang Xiaoman browsed the school's forum. At first, she checked to see if anyone was playing her own rhythm, but found Xu Mang's rhythm.

well?

You're being paced. Yang Xiaoman took a bite of his meal, and said to Xu Mang, Others say your test paper is too difficult, but it's acceptable to mix high-level test paper with physics. This problem of dark matter and dark energy system, It’s just cutting people off.”

Huh?

This... Yang Xiaoman's face darkened, and he said angrily, Aren't your hacking skills very good?

What's wrong?

For my mother, I hacked this school forum! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: These bastards... actually cursed my mother that I am three hundred catties fatter!

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

I go!

Can't be true?

In the afternoon, Xu Mang saw a news message on WeChat. Because of the sentence that you were too fat, you were stabbed four times. At first, he thought it was just an accident. The woman was a violent tiger girl, but no, fat is everything The natural enemy of women.

Don't make trouble!

The forum is a platform for students to communicate. If you hack their platform, you will be held legally responsible! Xu Mang said seriously, Do you understand the law? I think you should learn another law. It's legal blind.

cut!

My family has a very strong team of professional lawyers. Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly, Who dares to sue me?

...

the next day,

Xu Mang went to Director Fang's office. He was about to take his own exam.

coming?

I've been waiting for you for a long time. Director Fang said expressionlessly: We will come according to the normal time, and don't play tricks on me, you kid, understand?

Director Fang, can you hand in the paper early? Xu Mang asked solemnly, I'm good at resolving battles quickly.

Can.

How about this...there are two days of exams, so you should finish them all today. Director Fang said.

one day?

no no no

This is too long.

Half a day is enough! Xu Mang said seriously, I'm not joking, there are no so-called difficult papers in my world.

...

don't even say,

It's not bragging.

Director Fang smiled helplessly.

soon,