I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After Director Fang received the call from the head of the history department, he froze in place with a confused face. There was a problem with Xu Mang's paper?

What's the meaning?

Did he start cheating for the sake of dignity?

Did Xu Mang cheat? Director Fang asked.

Not really. The head of the history department said, Xu Mang...Xu Mang got very good marks.

What?

Not bad? Director Fang was stunned for a moment, and asked hastily, What's so good about it?

...

The head of the history department was a little speechless. The point was that it was too embarrassing. After thinking for a moment, he said, He stood out from the freshmen in a crushing way, and now Xu Mang is the first in the freshman category, with full marks in all three papers. .”

words fall,

Both fell silent.

Director Fang was silent because he was shocked, and the head of the history department didn't speak because he felt ashamed. In short, the atmosphere is rather awkward now.

Subsequently,

The two hung up the phone tacitly.

Regarding the current situation, Director Fang was a little helpless. It seemed that he had promised Xu Mang before that if he did well in the history exam, he would take him to study for a doctorate, and it turned out to be true... When did Xu Mang read history?

He can understand it?

Kind of magical!

Director Fang called the principal of Fuda University to report the incident.

Hello?

Principal, Xu Mang seems to be number one in this history exam, Director Fang said.

First?

He's number one? The headmaster was taken aback: How do you know?

Director Li just called me and told me about the situation. Director Fang smiled wryly, I promised Xu Mang before that if he could get a good score in the history exam, then the next doctoral students will let me know. He brought it, and now...it doesn’t work without it.”

The headmaster didn't know what to say for a moment, in short he felt that he had fallen into the hole he had dug.

What should I do now?

Is Xu Mang going too far to become the deputy director of the history department?

headmaster?

You... Did you agree to Xu Mang's conditions? Director Fang asked.

this...

It was my mistake. The principal sighed, I promised Xu Mang that if he could rank in the top three, I would let him be the deputy director of the physics department. As a result... this guy just got the first place in the exam.

ah?

deputy director?

This is too much!

Director Fang never expected that things would develop into this situation, and he always felt that he was being deliberately manipulated.

headmaster?

Do you think... did we fall into the trap designed by Xu Mang from the beginning? Director Fang frowned, and said in thought, He took advantage of the asymmetry of information to fish in troubled waters and do evil.

After being reminded by Director Fang, the principal simply interpreted Xu Mang's behavior. First of all, Xu Mang's history is as good as his in mathematics, physics, computers, etc., but others don't know, and it is easy to understand the difference between arts and science It caused information asymmetry, and Xu Mang was a good actor.

well...

We were deceived by this guy. The principal remembered Xu Mang's weird behavior. When he knew that as long as he got the top three in the exam, he could be the deputy director of the physics department, his reaction was to call Xiaoman.

Discuss this situation.

wrong!

Since it's a discussion...so is Xiaoman...

It's over...it's over!

Xiaoman seemed to be infected by Xu Mang!

...

results announced,

There were two things that became interesting to everyone, and both of them were related to Xu Mang.

In the physics department's exam, Professor Xu Mang and Xu came in at the bottom, and this bottom was so amazing that the combined scores... turned out to be zero.

but...

The other students were also having a hard time. The scores of advanced mathematics were almost wiped out, and only a few people could pass. The basic physics of the theoretical physics major was even worse. Only one person passed, a sophomore girl.

certainly,

Why this happened, the whole school knows.

Xu Mang!

It was this bastard, and it was his question.

fortunately,

God is very fair, Xu Mang scored a zero in the test.

One thing worth paying attention to is that Xu Mang got four zeros in the exam. It is said that he never took classes, which led to his birth of zeros, so it is very important to attend classes.

Another interesting thing is the history exam,

Originally, no one paid attention to the history department, but today it is different. Almost all the students in the school pay attention to the history department.

It's Xu Mang again!

This guy actually went to take the history department exam.

Bottom?

No... This time Xu Mang got the first place as a freshman.

Suddenly,

The school forum exploded.

[Shocked, the professor actually did such a thing! 】

[Shocked, men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it! Don't look at Mr. Fu! 】

【Shock! 99.99% of people don't know the content of the exam! 】

at the same time,

The most explosive ones were the first-year history students in the Department of History. When they knew that Xu Mang was the number one, almost everyone collapsed. They started to express their dissatisfaction with Xu Mang in the class group.

Fuck...it's all over now, this Professor Xu is...he's not human at all!

Yes, it's hidden deep.

What should we do now? We've all failed, should credits be deducted?

Ghost knows.

Just when everyone was nervous, a bold classmate called the head teacher and asked about the specific situation. As a result... the group became lively again.

Damn... We were fooled by Professor Xu again!

what's the situation?

What's wrong? What did Professor Xu do that is not human?

Ah... the deduction of credits is actually all fake. It's all because Professor Xu fooled us. There's nothing wrong with it.

I...

this...

I rely on!

Well...I think Professor Xu can teach us history, really...his history academic level should be very good.

Come on, you want to be Professor Xu's student, are you crazy?

That's right, don't you think it's creepy to look at the high mathematics results of the physics department?

At this time, no one in the group spoke. This time, the high-level mathematics papers of the physics department were given by Professor Xu. Before the results were announced, they complained in various ways on the school forum. If I let him teach me, my future life will be impossible. imagine.

Xiaoman dormitory,

Xu Mang was sleeping with Xiaoman in his arms. Since the exam, the two of them slept almost until noon, because the night was very crazy, and they couldn't fall asleep until two o'clock in the middle of the night. It was not only a matter of time, but also energy It also needs to be exhausted.

Hello?

Who is it? Xu Mang answered the phone subconsciously.

result...

A familiar voice came from inside.

Xiao Xu?

ah?

Uncle... uncle... aunt?! Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had taken the wrong phone. His back was so frightened that his back felt cold on the spot, and he said creakingly, I...I ...I'm going to call Xiaoman now, Xiaoman should be going to the bathroom now.

hehe.

Don't lie to Auntie, how could Xiaoman be going to the toilet at this time. Mother Yang said calmly, Should I fall asleep beside you now?

Xu Mang: 囧

I go!

Knowing a daughter is better than a mother.

Well...

Auntie, do you have anything to do with Xiaoman? Xu Mang said in a low voice, She is soundly asleep now.

well...

You two! Yang's mother sighed, and said helplessly: How can you two cheat your second grandfather? He called your uncle in the morning, and neither I nor your uncle knew what happened. What, I found out later.

The result is that the two of you partnered to deceive people. Yang's mother said, I lied to a deputy director of the department...and said that the two of you...can you be okay?

Xu Mang was speechless, the fact was true, and it was difficult to quibble, but at this moment he glanced at Xiaoman who was sleeping in his arms, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Anyway...

Xiaoman doesn't know, so it's better to put the responsibility on her.

aunt?

I have one thing to tell you. Xu Mang lowered his voice, and said cautiously, Actually, Xiaoman asked me to do this. I called Xiaoman specifically to ask the deputy director what to do. No, but in the end she said...Second Grandpa has a mediocre relationship with us, don't let it go in vain, and then I tricked him.

aunt!

Don't you believe my character? Xu Mang said seriously, I always treat others with sincerity.

don't even say,

It might be the reason why the mother-in-law liked her son-in-law more and more. Yang's mother really believed it, and what she knew was similar to what Xu Mang described.

This girl!

Why are you so confused! Mother Yang said angrily, Give her the phone!

...

Auntie... Xiaoman was very tired last night, let her sleep for a while. Xu Mang said, If you are really angry...then scold me, scold me a few words, and the anger will disappear after scolding. .”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Mother Yang was very satisfied, and said with emotion: Xiao Xu...Xiaoman can find a husband like you, it is simply the blessing she has accumulated for eight lifetimes.

well?

Why does this sound so familiar?

Sleep a little longer, and I'll call again in the afternoon.

words fall,

Call dropped.

Xu Mang carefully put the phone back where it was, but at this moment Xiaoman woke up.

Who called just now?

ah?

No...no. Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, rubbed Xiaoman's head, and whispered softly, It's still early... sleep a little longer.

Um!

noon,

The two got up one after another, after a brief wash, ordered two takeaways, and then began to tidy up the dormitory.

Huh?

You're leaving school the day after tomorrow. What are you going out for now? Seeing Xu Mang put on his down jacket after eating, Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked, If you don't stay under the heater in the cold weather, what are you going to do? Are you stupid to go outside and blow the cold wind?

hehe...

Staying in the dormitory, I am crazy!

Xu Mang smiled: Uh...I'm going to say goodbye to the brothers in my dormitory. I haven't seen them for a long time.

oh...

Then you go. Yang Xiaoman nodded.

However,

Half an hour later, Yang Xiaoman received a call from his mother.

Only then did he realize why Xu Mang went out in the cold.

emotion...

Mom! Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: It's not what you imagined, in fact...he has a plan for this matter, calling me is just an insurance policy for this plan.

Are you an idiot as a mother? Yang's mother said angrily, How could such an honest person like Xiao Xu do such a thing, and you seem to be complaining about Xiao Xu. What are you complaining about? You Do you know how much advantage you have taken from Xiao Xu?

In the next hour, under the education of her mother, Xiaoman gradually became autistic.

finally,

The phone hangs up.

Xu Mang!

Ma'am, I'm going to kill you!

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