I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang's physics exam was already on the street. Director Fang and his second grandfather gave him routines, which caused his grades to inadvertently create a history. Four zero eggs broke through the sky. Xu Mang just smiled slightly.

Don't panic at all!

There are also the results of the history department exam to support the scene.

Yang Xiaoman was rather nervous. Ever since he knew that Xu Mang could become the deputy director of the physics department if he could be among the top three in history, he used his connections to frantically inquire about Xu Mang's final grades. Unfortunately, he didn't inquire about anything. arrive.

Don't panic!

I'm number one! Xu Mang lay on the bed, showing his head, and said with a smile, I, Xu Mang, are naturally number one. Don't you understand?

snort!

What if I make a mistake? Yang Xiaoman was disapproving of Xu Mang's words. Although Xu Mang's historical grades in the college entrance examination were very good, it has been half a year. Freshman papers will always encounter some knowledge blind spots.

Don't know what to do?

You can't rely on enlightenment temporarily, right?

If the answer can be obtained through enlightenment through history, then... my mother, I will grow up somewhere tomorrow!

Mistake?

The biggest mistake in my life is... Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, then silently closed his mouth, took out his phone and started to watch some boring funny videos, and then laughed alone.

Well?

Why... why does it feel wrong!

Although Yang Xiaoman was called a physically handicapped person by Xu Mang, because of this situation, God opened another window for her. Xiaoman's brain is very smart. After this guy said the biggest mistake just now, his eyes couldn't help looking at his old lady. I glanced over.

What's the meaning?

The biggest mistake in his life was me, my wife?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, the more angry he became, the more he wanted to beat someone up, and soon Xiaoman fell into an endless loop.

Without further ado,

He got up and rushed towards Xu Mang, sat next to him, picked up his ear, and angrily scolded, What do you mean? The biggest mistake in your life was meeting me? I'm your biggest mistake, old lady. ?”

No no no!

I misunderstood, I misunderstood! Xu Mang said awkwardly, The biggest mistake in my life is that I didn't meet you sooner.

hiss!

Hit the nail!

Yang Xiaoman let go of the hand that was twisting Xu Mang's ear, took advantage of the situation and got into the bed, lay on Xu Mang's body, and said with a smile: If you met me earlier, you might be committing a crime, of course I am It doesn't matter, if you say... start three years.

Xu Mang: 囧

Xiaoman, you learned badly!

Who taught you this?

kill him!

Xiaoman? Xu Mang rubbed the head of the girl in his arms, and asked cautiously, Who instilled these thoughts in you?

It's you big idiot! Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily: I still remember when we were together before, you didn't have to sleep all night, just talking nonsense in my ear.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

Seems like... a situation.

Without waiting for Xiaoman's anger to ignite, Xu Mang covered the two of them with a quilt. Although it was broad daylight, Xu Mang used this method to create the mystery of the night, and the two met each other across the border of the Chu River. game.

for a long time,

Xiaoman said out of breath: Big idiot!

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said innocently, What's wrong with me?

how?

Do I still need a reason to scold you? Yang Xiaoman blushed, a little resentful, she couldn't help but leaned into Xu Mang's ear, and said in a voice like a mosquito ant: You must be gentle, I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll...you know that!

...

History Department Building,

The teaching assistants are correcting the papers.

Huh? Has anyone of you corrected Professor Xu's paper? A teaching assistant asked.

No!

I do not have either.

It hasn't been changed yet.

Everyone said one after another.

This man thought for a moment, then said with a smile: How about...we find Professor Xu's test papers? See how much he scored. I heard that he finished each subject in fifteen minutes. Let's see See what happened in the past fifteen minutes?

soon,

This decision was strongly endorsed by all.

Then a group of people found Xu Mang's three papers, and a group of people stood around and watched intensely. They thought they would see a joke, a zero-point game joke, but they saw the clear and neat papers. On the other hand, the opposite is also true.

???

???

???

This is the paper that Professor Xu completed in fifteen minutes?

so clean!

Really clean!

Facing Xu Mang's paper, many people present were a little puzzled. The handwriting was so clear and filled the entire paper, how could it be possible that it took fifteen minutes to complete it. In order to verify this fact, two people started an experiment.

However... in the state of letting go, it took fifteen minutes to complete half of it, and the handwriting was quite messy.

Speaking of...

I was the invigilator for the freshman exam, and I saw it with my own eyes at the time. The speed is simply inhuman. A teaching assistant in charge of invigilating the freshman history exam said firmly: Professor Xu definitely completed it in fifteen minutes. Every time he I will ask him when I hand in the paper, and I will close the paper only after he has no questions.

At this time,

Another teaching assistant asked, Did you watch it then?

What do you think of the kraft paper? Xu Mang's assistant teacher who had invigilated the exam said, Every time I go to get the papers, Professor Xu puts the papers in the kraft paper bag.

this...

It's unbelievable!

Let’s not talk about whether the answer is correct or not. It takes fifteen minutes to write a complete paper, and the words are so neat, which is a bit against science.

Forget it!

Don't study this, just look at the content, the content is what we need to pay attention to. A teaching assistant shouted.

After being reminded,

A group of people began to proofread Xu Mang's answer.

The first question is correct,

The second question is correct,

The third question is correct...

The tenth question is correct!

Are all the multiple choice questions correct?

this...

No!

Did he give it for free? How do you get all the multiple choice questions right?

Damn it... Do you think that Professor Xu is right, or did he use some special means to solve the problem? I heard that his mathematics is very good. Could it be that he came up with a probability model formula and put the numbers into it? One generation, can you know the maximum probability of being correct?

How is it possible? If Professor Xu had such abilities, he would have bought a lottery ticket a long time ago, okay?

Yes, calculate the maximum probability of the special prize lottery number.

I don't think it's possible either.

but...

Since everyone denies this conclusion, how can we explain the fact that all the multiple-choice questions are correct?

coincide?

lucky?

Don't panic, maybe Professor Xu is the chosen one.

Chosen One,

It's a bit absurd, but it's the only explanation.

The next step is... noun explanation, a total of ten nouns.

correct,

That's right,

That's right again!

The tenth noun... is still correct!

Fuck, what... what's going on? All ten terms in ancient history are all right?

I think it might be a dream.

Put your face over here, and I'll slap you to see if it hurts.

If the previous multiple-choice questions are the rhythm of the chosen one, then how to explain these ten nouns?

joke,

The content written on the test paper was exactly the same as the standard answer, not even a single word was wrong.

Don't panic! Let's look at the historical data analysis and answer the questions, this is the key point!

Immediately,

Everyone looked at the first question of historical data analysis, which was from the content of Jishecang Yicang in Xi Dynasty Jizheng.

The result was astonishing. Xu Mang's answer was exactly the same as the standard answer, even the punctuation marks were the same, which horrified everyone, completely beyond their imagination.

Proofread the second question,

The same is true for the historical data analysis of the second question!

How can it be?!

This... this... Did Professor Xu secretly read history?

Crazy?

Faced with this situation, everyone couldn't believe the facts in front of them, but the facts were the facts, and they were cruelly placed on the table.

It took everyone half an hour to read this paper carefully from top to bottom, and found no mistakes. It can be said that Xu Mang's paper is the standard answer!

ancient history,

Xu Mang got full marks!

...

...

...

What the hell!

Professor Xu, who is engaged in physics, actually got full marks in the freshman ancient history exam.

How does this make other students live?

Subsequently,

Everyone started proofreading modern history and world history. As a result, Xu Mang also got full marks in these two exams.

You said... did you leak the question?

impossible?

I don't think it's possible. After all, Xu Mang is a professor in the Department of Physics. Although the school forum says he is bad, he still has some self-cultivation.

I also agree, it can't be a leak.

...

Office of the History Department Chair,

The old man had just received the transcripts of all the students in the department, and he saw Xu Mang's name at first sight. He was at the top of the freshman list.

What?!

Xu...Xu Mang is number one? The head of the history department looked at the list in his hand with a look of horror. Xu Mang crushed all the freshmen with perfect scores in three subjects. It's a hundred points off!

How can it be!

Xu Mang,

Professor of theoretical physics, the result is a perfect score in the history test.

This is like the landlubber who won't last forever won the gold medal in the men's 100-meter freestyle in the Olympics.

at this time,

The dean's office of the history department called the leader of the correction team.

Professor Feng!

Xu Mang really got all the perfect marks? asked the Head Office of the History Department.

right!

I read his paper personally, and it is exactly the same as the standard answer, even the punctuation marks are correct. The professor Feng said: If I hadn't kept the paper, I would have suspected that the question had been leaked.

Regarding the leak of the topic, the head of the history department did not have this idea. He just wanted to confirm the authenticity of Xu Mang's results.

Exactly the same?

How did he do it? the dean of the history department murmured to himself with a puzzled face.

Professor Feng said: I really don't know about this. Anyway, Professor Xu... subverted my view of history. I can't think of a physics student who has time to read history books...

...

I'll hang up first.

hang up,

The dean's office of the history department thought about it for a while, and decided to call Director Fang of the physics department. After all, Xu Mang's coming to take the exam for the history department was entirely arranged by him.

Director Fang!

Professor Xu passed the test and something is wrong!

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