I established Kua Kua Cult in Naruto

Traveling to Hokage, orphans start, what should I do? urgent!
Ding! The Kua Kua teaching system is on!
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Namikaze Minato: "The biggest lie I've ever heard in my life is the compliment that Mr. Chenma gave me."
Kyuubi: "I managed to come out that day, but that bastard said I was the strongest tailed beast he had ever seen, and then beat me to Kushina's... um... uh... Belly."
Uchiha Madara: "I asked him if he wants to dance too? Then he said that my dancing skills are the best in the ninja world, and the world can no longer tolerate me, and then I was sent back to the Pure Land."
Jiraiya: "Namikaze Minato is the best ninja, no ninja is good enough compared to him. Tatsuma Sakamoto? It's a pity he has a mouth."