I established Kua Kua Cult in Naruto

The Kingdom of Frost is covered with ice and snow. In the icy environment, even the sounds seem to be frozen. In the huge camp, except for necessary communication, people are very quiet.

They are just trying to adapt to the weather here. Fortunately, thanks to the commander, they have no shortage of wood for heating. On the vast white land, only a few bonfires reveal black earth.

Some of the gathered Konoha ninjas didn't look very good-looking, and some were even covering their abdomens. There were very few people sitting, and most people chose to stand or lie on their sides.

In the command room, Tatsuma is wearing a fox fur coat and has a serious face. There is endless scrutiny and suspicion in his eyes. Combined with the frown and pursed lips, people can be sure that he is thinking about extremely important things. .

He was not sitting steadily, just slightly touching the edge of the chair, and his calves were tense in tandem. Anyone who had received ninja education would know that Tatsuma was ready to take action at any time.

Opposite him were Zhuludie, Shengshu, Tianfeng and Qiandou. At this time, many inexplicable emotions flashed across their faces, including thinking, caution, suspicion, etc.

I have already investigated this morning. You are the only ones who have the ability to do this and have been to that place.

Tatsuma spoke, causing the already extremely cold atmosphere in the entire command room to become cold again, as if it was frozen. Several people were so overwhelmed by the momentum that they could not lift their heads.

Seeing that after all the talk, some people still refused to tell the truth, Chenma slapped the table and suppressed his anger and said: I wanted to solve this matter behind closed doors, but it seems that some people don't want that.

I'll give you one last chance. Who is it? !

His cold eyes swept over several people one by one, and he said angrily: Which bastard is that! He went to the cooking class to secretly add extra chili to the dinner?! You don't admit it, do you?!

Then when I find out, I will definitely let him experience what a spicy asshole feels like! Put chili peppers to keep out the cold? ! Ninjas must endure what ordinary people cannot endure! Do not understand? !

Pfft~

Shikaku laughed out loud, and when Tatsuma glared at him with murderous eyes, he quickly raised his hands and said, Tatsuma, you know me, I won't do such troublesome things.

I went to the cooking class yesterday and just informed them that the daily meals would be delivered directly to the command room or my room.

Tatsuma nodded. This was something Shikaku would do. He looked at Haiyi, who spread his hands and said, Tatsuma, you know me. I am a plant lover. The purpose of my visit is I want them to give me more meat and try not to have any plants.

Um?

Regarding this answer, Chenma reserved the right to question, and looked at Ding Zuo, who smiled naively and said: Chenma, you know me, I am the last person to do such a thing.

Mildly spicy food can stimulate appetite, but overly spicy food can suppress appetite. Because of this, I missed two bowls of rice last night. The purpose of my visit was to ask if the potatoes could be made into potato chips instead of mashed potatoes.

Tatsuma still believed in this answer. After all, Ding Zao had complained before that turning potatoes into mashed potatoes was a complete waste of ingredients. His eyes moved and landed on the rope tree.

Naoki quickly explained: Tatsuma, you also know me, how could I use foreign objects to keep out the cold?! Ice and snow genius is the best stage to show passionate youth! The purpose of my going last night was to have a snack.

Tatsuma, you know me, I'm just like Nao Shu! We met last night, and we both went to have lunch after practice. We also competed last night, and I ate two more eggs than Nao Shu!

Nonsense! Before you came, I had already eaten three eggs. In total, I have eaten one more than you!

Without waiting for Tatsuma to ask, Qian Dou quickly explained, and then started arguing with the unconvinced Naoki. Tatsuma rubbed his temples, and when the noise between the two subsided, he finally looked at Tianfeng.

Before Tianfeng spoke, Qiandou said: Tianfeng, just admit it, you are born to do this kind of dirty thing! And you are also the most afraid of the cold. Don't think that I don't know, so you go secretly Logistics requested an extra quilt.”

Tianfeng's face darkened and he said, I applied because the ice and snow melted and wet my mattress. And

He looked at Tatsuma and said: Tatsuma, you also know me. I can't eat spicy food. To be honest, I also squatted all night last night. I went to the cooking class because they were frustrated by making a fire. I'm going to help.

Okay, okay, everyone has a valid reason, right?! But in the entire camp, half of the people are feeling unwell because of eating too spicy food. This is a fact! Now the war is about to happen, who is ignoring the interests of the village?!

Chenma slapped the table again, the muscles in his legs became more and more tense, and at the same time he completed a very high-quality levator movement.

His eyes became cold and he said: If it weren't for you, then this time would be an extremely serious foreign invasion! There are enemies of Konoha who want to defeat our bodies in this way!

Hearing what Tatsuma said was so serious, Naoki and the others, who had not taken it seriously at first, frowned and started thinking. They originally thought it was just a prank, but when Tatsuma reminded it, it seemed a bit serious, right?

Only Shikaku still looked at Tatsuma with a smile. He knew this bastard too well. He clearly couldn't stand spicy food and wanted revenge, but he had to find a reason.

The extent of his injury was not serious. After all, he had a small appetite and felt uncomfortable for a while before going to bed, but nothing happened when he woke up. However, Tatsuma's appetite was even more terrifying than that of the Akimichi clan.

At this time, Chenma probably still had a lot of chili pepper left in his body. This thing didn't look like an injury. If it was an injury, Chenma would have healed himself in minutes.

But as long as the chili pepper is not completely discharged, the burning sensation will not end. After all, capsaicin is difficult to be absorbed and digested by the body.

“Tuk-tuk-tuk~”

At this time, there was a knock on the door. Tatsuma pursed his lips and said, Come in.

The door of the command room was pushed open, and Shinnosuke poked his head in and said, Are you all there? Breakfast is ready, and I sent Shikaku-senpai's share.

Shikaku and Tatsuma were both working in the command room, and he was not afraid of Tatsuma. He turned around and nodded, saying, Put it on my table. I'll eat it later.

Shinnosuke nodded, put down the plate, turned around and wanted to leave, but stopped and said, Shikaku-senpai, it's cold here, and the food gets cold very quickly. It won't be good for your health if you continue to eat it.

I have some special chili here. I'll give it to you. If you don't have enough, ask me to get it.

As he spoke, he put down a medicine bottle. The moment he raised his head again, the hair on Shinnosuke's back exploded with murderous intent. The source of the ultimate murderous intent was Brother Tatsuma!

Dong~dong~dong~

Tatsuma stood up, walked slowly and heavily, walked to Shikaku's table, picked up the medicine bottle, and said, Is this yours?

Ah? Well! This was specially given to me when I visited the Daimyo of the Land of Frost. It is very effective in keeping out the cold. I added some to everyone last night. When I went to bed at night, some people complained that it was too hot.

Shinnosuke didn't understand, but he still didn't dare to hide it and told the matter. He scratched his head and showed a pure smile.

If Brother Chenma praises him, how should he accept it humbly?

boom!

Suddenly, Shinnosuke felt a dizziness, stars in his eyes, followed by pain in his chest and abdomen, and then a dull pain from his back hitting something hard.

He tried hard to stay awake, formed the Seal of Opposition to refine chakra, and activated his body. He was frightened and looked at Tatsuma who took action in confusion.

Tatsuma was holding the medicine bottle at this time and ordered fiercely: Catch him! Take off his pants, I want his asshole to taste the taste of chili pepper!

okay!

Tianfeng was the first to step forward. As his shurikens flew, the wires had already tied Shinnosuke's hands and feet.

It's you who made me miss two bowls of rice, right?

Dingzuo stepped forward, turned Tianfeng over, sat on his back, and tried to take off his pants. Shinnosuke kept struggling and said: What happened?! What did I do wrong?!

Tear~

There was a sound of tearing fabric, and the sudden chill made Shinnosuke's body covered with goosebumps.

No! No!

Shinnosuke was about to burst into tears. He remembered the mission he carried out to eliminate bandits when he had just become a ninja. At that time, a girl was almost defiled.

Probably, that's how he feels now, but that girl met him as a big hero, but who can save him now?

What are you doing?

Suddenly a voice like the sound of heaven came, and Shinnosuke's eyes were wet with tears, as if he had seen an angel.

Nonou, who was holding several bottles of medicine, looked at the scene in the command room, and then looked in surprise at Tatsuma, who was walking towards Shinnosuke with a ferocious smile on his face.

Tatsuma-kun, do you like this? ! No wonder she never understood what Tatsuma-kun liked.

Captain Nonoyu! Help me!

Shinnosuke begged, and Tatsuma also stopped, put away his smile, and looked at Nonoyu. Nonoyu came back to his senses and said: Everyone seemed to have eaten too spicy food yesterday, and everyone is feeling a little uncomfortable today. I prepared some Stomach medicine, I wanted to ask if you need it.

Well, we just caught the culprit, the one who poisoned Shinnosuke.

Tatsuma gestured to the medicine bottle in his hand, and then glanced at Ding Zao. Ding Zao stood up from Shinnosuke. Shinnosuke quickly turned over, covering his butt with torn fabric, and then tightly clamped his legs bound by the wire. said:

Brother Chenma, I, I don't know, I thought everyone can eat spicy food, but I didn't expect that I am not poisoning!

Shikaku also knew that it was time for him to speak. He said: Shinnosuke just made an unintentional mistake. Let him apologize and not do it again in the future. As for external

Your reason just now is good. This is a deliberate attack by Yunyin Village, just to stimulate morale, right?

Tatsuma also knew that Shinnosuke could not be punished for this reason. After all, Shinnosuke's identity was there. He waved his hand, put down the medicine bottle, and said: Nonou, please cooperate with Shikaku to deal with the subsequent effects.

Nonoyu was a little embarrassed and said: But... I have comforted everyone and said that this is just a mild food poisoning. I didn't expect to be able to arrange it like this. I just wanted everyone not to panic.

Then just send out another message saying that I don't want this incident to affect everyone's mood in preparation for war in the camp, so just deliberately block the message. They will interpret it on their own.

Tatsuma glanced at Shinnosuke and said, As for your apology, you don't need to apologize. You should also know how to make up for it. There are some secrets that are most suitable for you to reveal.

Thank you! Thank you, Brother Tatsuma! I will definitely change my ways!

Shinnosuke nodded vigorously, wasn't it just in the name of his father? Is this the first time he has done it? As the saying goes, once is raw, twice is familiar, no matter how you say it now, he can be considered a skilled worker!

Konoha, inside the Hokage Building.

Oh!

Sarutobi Hiruzen rubbed his nose and muttered: Did something happen as soon as Danzo left?