I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The frog’s panicked yell caught everyone off guard.

“Divine Poison Frog, you…” The rice-ball monster’s body trembled violently with unadulterated rage.

The frog completely ignored it as it continued yelling, “I’m a traveling frog with a kind and frail mother waiting for me at home. I can’t die and abandon her, ribbit!”

An Lin: “…”

The other four Divine Guardian Squad members were completely enraged upon hearing this.

“Cowardly trash! You’re a disgrace!”

“F*ck! How could there be someone like this in our Divine Guardian Squad!”

“Kill this piece of sh*t!”

“I agree, it’s useless anyway!”

The huge dog covered in blue spikes bared its sharp fangs before roaring with violent killing intent.

“Save me, grandpa! Ribbit!” The Divine Poison Frog instantly turned to An Lin for help.

An Lin: “…”

All the beasts: “…”

Did this cowardly frog really come from the unyielding beast tribes?

“Roar! Divine Poison Frog, you piece of sh*t! I’ll kill you!” the lizard dragon, or lizard now, suddenly roared as it unleashed its domain, upon which black balls of energy exploded forth.

The lizard erupted, but Xu Xiaolan’s Dragon Sparrow Sword was far too fast for it.

White holy flames protected Xu Xiaolan’s body from the explosion of energy as a true dragon lightning sword projection extended for several hundred meters before instantly decapitating the black lizard.

Boom… The black lizard’s head crashed to the ground.

The powerful divine guardian died in less than a second after unleashing its domain.

Xu Xiaolan elegantly plucked its storage ring from the air before turning to the other members of the Divine Guardian Squad with keen eyes.

The huge dog was completely enraged upon seeing this, and it abruptly pounced toward An Lin with a single-minded ferocity in its eyes. “I’ll take you to hell even if I have to go there myself!”

“Calm down. Don’t forget our mission!” At this moment, the rice-ball monster extended a white feeler to restrain the huge dog.

However, a streak of golden light suddenly flashed toward An Lin.

The giraffe-necked lion was unable to help itself as the golden flames on its body erupted forth to encompass an area with a radius of several hundred meters. A series of golden balls of lightning appeared within the golden flames before sweeping toward An Lin.

This was its finishing technique, the Flame Lightning Lion Cannon!

Each of those golden balls of lightning possessed enough power to be able to easily blast a Soul Formation Stage soul beast to death. So many balls of lightning at once combined to create an attack that was not inferior to an attack from a rookie Return to Void Stage mighty figure!

“Roar! Human scum and traitors can all die!” Several dozen golden balls revolved at high speed around the lion’s body as it let loose a thunderous roar before pouncing toward An Lin. It was clearly preparing itself to make a suicide attack.

“Shut up!” An Lin waved a casual hand.

All the golden balls of lightning suddenly faltered before turning to crash toward the giraffe-necked lion!

The lion’s expression was filled with shock and horror upon seeing this, and it was completely unable to comprehend what was happening.

Boom boom boom!

The golden balls of lightning exploded upon making contact with its body.

The fearsome explosion of energy instantly swept outward in a radius of several kilometers as boundless destructive lightning destroyed everything in its wake while lighting up the night sky. It was as if a golden sun had exploded.

Everyone was knocked back by the terrifying shockwaves before flying through the air.

After the lightning receded, the giraffe-necked lion was revealed as a charred corpse with its mouth gaped wide open. It collapsed heavily to the ground as the pungent scent of charred flesh wafted from its body.

“What… What the hell happened here?”

Ao Niu was completely dumbstruck by what it was seeing.

The Divine Poison Frog under An Lin’s foot was caught in a daze for a long while as it stared at the cooked giraffe-necked lion before opening its mouth. “B… Bad*ss!”

An Lin: “…”

“Gluten Lord, d-did that human do that?” The huge dog had also been scared sh*tless.

It was one thing for the giraffe-necked lion to be insta-killed, but for it to be insta-killed by its own spell techniques sent shivers running down the huge dog’s spine as a frosty sense of fear welled up in its heart.

The rice-ball monster’s expression had become extremely grim. “Those two humans are much stronger than we had thought. Don’t be fooled by cultivation bases, let’s retreat!”

However, just as the two of them were about to escape, a woman in a jade dress appeared behind them to seal off any avenue of escape.

“Don’t even think about leaving before you tell us the information we want to hear,” Xu Xiaolan said with a calm smile.

She stood proudly with her Dragon Sparrow Sword in her hand as a powerful sword intent swept forth from her body. She was up against two soul beasts at the Soul Formation Pinnacle Stage, but there wasn’t even a single hint of fear in her eyes.

“F*ck! We’re being looked down on! I’m going to kill her!” The huge dog immediately pounced toward Xu Xiaolan.

The Gluten Lord didn’t restrain the huge dog this time. Instead, it too pounced toward Xu Xiaolan.

Retreat was no longer an option, so they could only crash through the enemy lines for a chance at survival. If they could defeat or kidnap this woman, they might even be able to completely turn the tables!

“Dead Soul Killing Spikes!” The blue spikes on the huge dog’s body suddenly detached themselves before whistling toward Xu Xiaolan like a series of blue flying swords.

The spikes were accompanied by the anguished wails of countless tormented spirits as they froze the air before them with their frosty blue aura.

Lightning flashed from under Xu Xiaolan’s feet as she approached the huge dog while evading all the spikes flying toward her.

So fast!

The huge dog was startled by Xu Xiaolan’s wraith-like movement techniques.

However, it was a veteran of countless battles, and it was not fearful in the slightest at the sight of Xu Xiaolan, who had evaded all of its attacks through the use of her movement techniques.

The huge dog’s claws tore through the air toward her like a series of peerlessly sharp blades.

This was its full-force attack that could pulverize even a spirit tool!

Its attack also fell at lightning speed; even Xu Xiaolan’s movement techniques wouldn’t allow her to evade it at such a close range!

But right at this moment, a golden symbol began to flash from Xu Xiaolan’s palm.

The defensive dragon symbol inheritance she had obtained from the Immortal Spirit Tower was unleashed.

The projection of a golden dragon head suddenly appeared to encapsulate her body. Those claws that could pulverize spirit tools struck the golden dragon head, upon which an extremely sharp screeching erupted.

Incredulity appeared on the huge dog’s face as it stared at its claws, which were unable to even dig an inch into the golden dragon head.

Its most powerful attack was blocked by a Soul Formation Intermediate Stage human cultivator just like that?

At this moment, Xu Xiaolan’s Dragon Sparrow Sword descended.

The huge dog was sliced in half, and explosive lightning and holy flames engulfed the two halves of its body as it became the second member of the Divine Guardian Squad that was completely cooked.

However, just as she unleashed her attack against the huge dog, over a hundred white feelers swept toward her at an alarming speed to create an inescapable net!