I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The Gluten Lord was a soul beast that was proficient at grabbing onto opportunities.

It knew when to strike in order to create the biggest impact.

Xu Xiaolan’s defensive spell technique had just vanished, and she had also just unleashed her strength to strike down the huge dog. This was the perfect time for it to launch an attack!

Over a hundred white feelers erupted from its body before flying toward Xu Xiaolan like a series of miniature, ferocious dragons; all of them with the sole intent of binding and killing her.

It was also at this instant, heaven and earth suddenly became pitch black.

Within the absolute darkness, the Gluten Lord detected a sense of impending death.

Rip!

The sound of something being torn apart was accompanied by the return of light to heaven and earth as the galaxy of stars reappeared overhead.

But the Gluten Lord’s body had been sliced in half.

An Lin appeared behind the Gluten Lord with fury on his face. “How dare you use tentacles on Xiaolan?! You can go repent in hell!”

The gigantic white rice ball had been sliced cleanly in half by the Evil-Slaying Sword.

He hadn’t even had a chance to come to his senses when the two halves of the huge rice ball suddenly fused as one and over a hundred feelers abruptly flew toward Xu Xiaolan again.

However, Xu Xiaolan had already come to her senses, and holy flames soared into the sky like a vermilion bird reaching for the heavens as they incinerated all the white feelers in an instant.

“Holy f*ck! You wanna die again?!”

An Lin’s rage erupted as countless sword projections burst forth from his Evil-Slaying Sword.

Six Strikes of the War God, Hundred Sword Technique!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh…

One dazzling sword projection after another flew toward the Gluten Lord.

The Gluten Lord had no time to evade, and its body was soon transformed from a rice ball into a gooey piece of swiss cheese before the final sword strike sliced it cleanly in half.

An Lin glowered at the Gluten Lord. All those who dared to attack Xu Xiaolan with tentacles had to die horrific deaths!

However, to his surprise, the rice ball’s body, which was entirely riddled with holes, began to squirm again before recovering to its original state.

“Hehe, idiotic human… I possess an undying body! No matter how much you attack me, it will just be a waste of your energy!” The Gluten Lord twisted its round body to turn toward An Lin with a disdainful glare.

An Lin was a little surprised, but this wasn’t anywhere near enough to shock him.

After all, he had even encountered freakish enemies like the Thousand-Eyed Demonic Dragon, which could multiply upon being sliced and not grow much weaker from it. In comparison, this Gluten Lord really was nothing.

“A Soul Formation Stage soul beast dares to boast about an undying body?” He chuckled lightly and said, “Let me tell you the truth; I, the mighty An Ritian, have over a hundred different ways to kill an organism like you!”

“Impudence!” The Gluten Lord’s body abruptly exploded as white objects flew through the air like bullets toward An Lin.

At the same time, it recited a mantra, upon which a gigantic white palm materialized in the air. The palm unleashed boundless frosty power than threatened to freeze the entire space around it before crashing down toward An Lin.

“I’m not even scared of actual spatial seals! This is a child’s play!” An Lin chuckled as the space around him began to warp.

The Heavenly Void Flame descended upon this world!

Boom boom boom…

All the white objects flew toward An Lin, only to mysteriously twist and melt before they could strike his body.

“What the hell is that?” The Gluten Lord’s pupils contracted.

Boom!

The white palm fell, creating a massive crater in the ground that covered over a kilometer in diameter.

However, Wings of Wind had already spread on An Lin’s back, and he appeared before the Gluten Lord in the blink of an eye. At the same time, the insignia of a golden eye appeared on his forehead, from which golden ripples instantly erupted.

At that moment, the Gluten Lord felt as if it had lost something.

Splat!

Another sword strike fell, and the Gluten Lord experienced a searing pain for the very first time.

“Wh-what’s going on?!” The Gluten Lord saw a massive gash on its round body, from which white liquid gushed forth in a fountain, draining its vitality in the process.

If things continued like this… it was going to die!

“Ah! What did you do to me?!” The Gluten Lord turned and materialized a white saber from its body that slashed toward An Lin’s midsection.

An Lin was caught off guard, and his body was sliced in half!

The Gluten Lord was ecstatic. “Hahahaha… Ha?”

Its laughter came to a grinding halt, and its eyes widened as if it had seen a ghost.

An Lin’s upper body and lower body began to squirm before fusing back together.

“So this is the power to split up and fuse together one’s body at will? It has completely changed my biological structure! I don’t even feel pain anymore…” An Lin clicked his tongue in wonder.

This riveting new experience had his eyes glowing with excitement.

The Gluten Lord came to his senses, and a terrifying thought occurred to it as it stared at An Lin in shock and horror. “Could it be… Could it be that you…”

“That’s right, it’s exactly what you’re thinking.” An Lin chuckled as he rained down a torrential storm of sword strikes upon the Gluten Lord’s body!

Splat!

More white liquid flew through the air as the Gluten Lord howled with pain.

Pain! How long had it been since it last experienced pain!

Ever since it discovered that it could split up its body like a rice ball, it had never experienced pain. But now… it discovered that it no longer had that ability!

The Gluten Lord howled with pain as it abruptly extended its body to form a flying sword that flew toward An Lin’s neck, leaving a scintillating sword projection in its wake.

An Lin didn’t even attempt to evade the attack.

At the same time, he took this as an opportunity to continue raining down sword strikes upon the Gluten Lord’s body!

The Gluten Lord wailed with agony as it hurtled back in retreat, having just had another huge gash slashed into its body, from which blood flew through the air, taking away more of its vitality.

An Lin held his sword in one hand and his decapitated head in the other before reattaching it…

Despair!

The Gluten Lord had been disgusted by its own ability!

Could this be the karma of the Heavenly Dao?

Xu Xiaolan let loose a cry of surprise. “An Lin, don’t do that again! That was way too scary!”

An Lin nodded. “I’ll end the battle right here. This ability does not feel satisfying even in the slightest; I can’t even feel it when I’m being cut!”

The Gluten Lord almost jumped up with rage upon hearing this.

You shameless f*ck! You’re using my ability, and yet you’re complaining about it at the same time?!

You can’t feel any satisfaction without experiencing the pain of being cut?! Do you derive pleasure from the pain of being cut?!

Are you a f*cking sadistic freak?!

The Gluten Lord let loose a torrent of abuse in its heart, but its round body abruptly sprawled onto the ground. “Please spare me!”

An Lin: “…”

Xu Xiaolan: “…”

The frog that was lying on the ground with severe injuries: “…”

An Lin suddenly discovered a pattern. The calmer and collected a beast was, the more cowardly it seemed to be! He had thought that the Gluten Lord would choose death before surrender like the other few beasts.

“I can answer any of your questions if you agree to release me!” The Gluten Lord pleaded for its life.

It had already made up its mind. The inability to complete its mission was much more terrifying than death.

Hence, it decided to discard its dignity for the sake of the mission!

This thought immediately occurred to it after having its trump card ability taken by An Lin, thereby placing it in a completely dire situation.

In any case, it wouldn’t affect the mission even if it told An Lin everything it knew. It would still require strength and luck to complete the mission in the end!

If it didn’t die, there was a chance of obtaining the Kirin Blood Jade.

If it did die, then there was no chance of anything!

“Alright, tell me everything you know. Wait, swear a dao heart oath first that you’re going to tell me all the useful information you know,” An Lin instructed with a smile.

“Alright, but you have to also swear a dao heart oath that you’ll release me after I disclose all my information. Otherwise, I’m not going to say anything,” the Gluten Lord countered.

An Lin felt like there was no problem with this, so he agreed.

Thus, the Gluten Lord and An Lin swore oaths at the same time.

The Gluten Lord heaved a sigh of relief before disclosing all the information it knew…