I'm Not a Detective

"Um...don't you read the letter?" Qingjian Liuli secretly despised Takeshi Nanabahara for a while. She couldn't help but feel strange when she saw that he changed his shoes like a normal person, turned around and walked towards the school gate.

Takeshi Nanahara smiled nonchalantly and said: "There's nothing interesting to see. There is no other possibility except to express your feelings. Are you planning to challenge me for a duel? So just pretend you didn't receive it."

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the ignorant girl. She couldn't help but said: "How could you do this? She might be waiting for you. Even if you don't want to accept the confession, you should at least go there. Well, Apologize, otherwise it would be too rude."

Takeshi Nanahara stopped, touched his chin and thought for a while. He felt it made sense, took out a pen and paper and started writing a note, "Although my fault is just that my personality is too charming. Even if I try my best to hide it, I still stand out like a firefly in the night. I'm liked by someone, but you're right, if you're wrong, you're wrong. According to college tradition, I should say sorry."

Tsk, the personality is too charming? You guys are just a little puffy, and now you are out of breath?

How shameless!

Qing Jian Liuli was speechless as she listened to his bullshit. Takeshi Nanahara handed her the written note and the letter, "Okay, you go apologize for me and just hand this note to the other party."

"Huh? I'm going to apologize for you?" Qingjian Liuli said in disbelief, "You're being confessed and I'm going to apologize?"

"You are my assistant, and you have to do everything for me that I am not happy to do. Have you forgotten?" Takeshi Nanahara said matter-of-factly, "I have something to do this afternoon and have to deal with the follow-up to yesterday's commission. Of course, you will do it for me." I apologize."

Seeing that Liuli refused, Qing said angrily: "I won't go. What should I do if she misunderstood? This is not the assistant's job. Don't even think about it!" The girl was standing under the cherry blossom tree, waiting with a slight blush on her face. Running away is nothing, what if it is misunderstood as provocation or humiliation?

Besides, confession is such a sacred thing, how can it be treated so lightly?

This guy, whoever likes him is in trouble for eight lifetimes!

Seeing that her attitude was too determined, Takeshi Nanahara did not force her to go. After all, it had only been a month, and this guy had not yet completed the domestication process. He wanted to rebel every day, and if he pushed too hard, he would most likely be 226 on the spot. He still had to exercise caution.

He thought for a while, then put the confession letter to his nose and smelled it carefully, frowned, turned around and smelled Qingjian Liuli again to feel better, then recalled it for a moment, and moved to a shoe cabinet in Class B. , stuffed the note and letter together, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's just apologize like this. I really don't have time today. I have made an appointment with someone a long time ago. Hurry home and get those four stones!"

Qingjian Liuli followed him and looked at the last name on the shoe cabinet, and asked curiously: "Arijiang? Did she give you a confession letter? Is there a mistake?"

"Whenever I make a mistake, she is right." Takeshi Nanahara turned around and walked towards the school gate, "Okay, let's go!"

Qingjian Liuli had no choice but to follow her with her schoolbag, but she was still saying strange words: "She is so blind that she can like you."

Takeshi Nanahara didn't care and said with a casual smile: "What nonsense are you talking about? She has a very good sense. That is to say, the two parties are really not suitable. I don't want to be restrained early, otherwise she will definitely get a big advantage."

Got a big deal? Were you tricked into being a cow or a horse?

Qing Jian Liuli looked at him bragging with disdain, but couldn't help but ask: "Why is it inappropriate? Doesn't she look good?"

Takeshi Nanahara recalled it for a moment and said nonchalantly: "It's almost the same as you, but if it's inappropriate, it's inappropriate. You can't just like it if you look good!"

"Then what is your ideal type?" Qingjian Liuli became curious.

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her and asked, "What about you?"

Qingjian Liuli was slightly embarrassed, but she was very familiar with Takeshi Nanabahara and was almost a good friend. There was no need to hide this kind of thing from him. Her face was slightly red and she hummed in a low voice: "My ideal type... Height Weight doesn't matter, looks doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. I just hope he can be kind, have a sense of justice, value other people's feelings, have broad shoulders and a warm embrace... Well, the main thing is that he has a good personality and can laugh often. Come on, don’t be like you, worrying about trivial things all day long and making me angry every day.”

After she finished speaking, she thought about it, nodded heavily, and said seriously: "That's enough. Nothing else matters. As long as the person is good, we can create a happy life together."

Takeshi Nanabaru touched his chin and muttered: "The requirements are not high, but why do you sound a bit like the Maitreya Buddha in the temple... I underestimate you, do you have such a tricky taste?"

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm talking about people of the same age, who would like Buddha statues!" Qingjian Liuli said unhappy, "It's your turn! Is your ideal type a rich lady with a fortune of tens of billions and both parents dead?"

Based on Takeshi Nanahara's consistent display of urine, she felt that this kind of girl was the most likely.

"I really have never thought about this kind of thing." Takeshi Nanahara said hesitantly, his eyes fell on Qingjian Liuli, his expression was thoughtful.

For a moment, Qingjian Liuli's heart skipped a beat, fearing that Takeshi Nanahara would suddenly confess in disguise and say "you are good like this", which would...may be very embarrassing.

But before she had time to remind Takeshi Nanahara not to have any ideas about her or make the atmosphere between the two of them weird, Takeshi Nanahara had already looked away and said with a smile: "I figured it out, I'm actually not too high-minded. If you ask, just turn you around.

My ideal type is quiet, not like you who talks all day long and asks questions about everything;

My ideal type is to be elegant. When eating, don’t be like you, wanting to stick your head into the bowl and eat other people’s food;

My ideal type should be smart, able to hear and understand, and be considerate. Don’t be like you, and I always feel like my brain is about to burst when I explain something to you;

My ideal memory is better. Don’t be like you, who can only remember something for seven seconds..."

Takeshi Nanahara seemed to have never thought about what kind of life partner he would need in the future. He said more than ten things in succession to Qingmi Ruri, and the more he talked, the more passionate he was. It seemed that his love was stirring, and he was ready to list them all to advertise for marriage. .

The expression on Qingjian Liuli's little face slowly disappeared, she puffed out her nostrils, and secretly grinded her baby teeth. She was madly scolding him in her heart for being a bitch and not speaking human words. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and said super angry: "What are you going to say? How many times, am I so bad?!"

Bastard, I just said one thing to you, and you didn’t care if you said two words back, but you actually said more than ten words to me!

I am obviously a little lady, and I have been practicing the "Lady's Heart Sutra" for almost two years. How come you have become a negative teaching material?

Do you have eyes?

Takeshi Nanahara stopped talking and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I really never thought about this before. I couldn't hold it back for a while, I'm sorry."

Qingjian Liuli's anger subsided a little, but she was still unhappy and said: "I've been so good to you, why are you still so bad, making me angry all day long?"

Takeshi Nanahara was stunned for a moment, and his expression became hesitant: "That makes sense. It's really strange. You are so good to me, why am I so bad? Is it possible that you are not good enough to me, so I That’s why you’re so bad?”

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Qingjian Liuli didn't quite understand, "Am I not good enough for you?"

Takeshi Nanahara's eyes lit up and he said with certainty: "Isn't it right? You are so good to me and I am so bad. Isn't this enough to infer that you are actually not good enough to me?"

Qing Jian Liuli was even more stunned. He hesitated for a moment and forgot to stay angry.

Bastard, why does this sound reasonable?

This guy doesn't talk to anyone all day long. So it turns out that I'm not good enough to him?

Takeshi Nanahara looked like he had just sorted out his thoughts. He looked at her disappointedly and said, "I obviously wanted to be a good person, but I didn't expect you to be the one who harmed me. You must treat me better in the future, no, better than A little bit better, it must be good enough, I don’t want to be a bad person! If I become a bad person, it is all your responsibility, you must take full responsibility!"

"Wait a minute, let me sort it out first." Qingjian Liuli couldn't figure it out at all. This logic seems to make sense, but why does it sound weird? Why do I suddenly have to take full responsibility?

She was still thinking about it when she got on the tram. She always felt that the logic made sense and there must be something wrong with it. However, after much deliberation, she couldn't think of how to refute Takeshi Nanabaru's words. She was so frustrated that she finally gave up on herself and started facing the carriage door. Sulking at the wall.

I can't think of anything to say to argue with him, it's so annoying!

This guy is just bad, born bad, it has nothing to do with me!

She was so angry that smoke began to appear from her head. Takeshi Nanahara looked down at her hair and couldn't help laughing: "Everyone was talking and laughing on the way home from school. They were all casual jokes. I just followed your words and continued. Just kidding, is it necessary to be so angry?"

"You care about me. If I'm happy, I'll be angry. Don't talk to me. I don't want to care about you." Qingjian Liuli couldn't argue, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved. The more he thought about it, the more he thought about it, and he said expressionlessly. wall.

Asshole, I still don’t understand why it’s my fault that he’s a bad guy?

Takeshi Nanahara stopped talking and took the tram with a smile. Anyway, according to the "Hidden Fox Observation Diary", her highest record was thirty-two minutes of being angry, which was harmless. She couldn't delay going home to work and doing housework, so don't worry about it.

Seeing that Ruri had hopes of breaking the record this time, Qingqing remained expressionless the entire time she got off the train. She followed Takeshi Nanahara into the convenience store, where she met a little girl in her early teens wearing old clothes holding a handful of change and the cashier. He spoke with a timid and cautious expression, "Auntie, I want to...change the change into whole money, is that okay?"

The cashier was an Obasan, so he didn't refuse. He opened the cash register and asked with a smile: "Do you want to change the money and save it?"

"No, I'm sending money to my mother. She lives in the country." The little girl looked pitiful and put a lot of change and envelopes on the counter, and said sheepishly, "This is 10,000 yen. You count.”

Obasan handed her a bill of ten thousand yen, not surprised that she was going to send the money through the post office.

The handling fee for remittances at the post office does not matter, but you still have to get the withdrawal slip and go to the post office, which is very unfriendly to small amounts and remote areas. Even if sending money in envelopes is illegal, many people still do this in daily life. Dry.

The little girl took the ten thousand yen note, put it in an envelope, licked the seal with her mouth, and then waited for Obasan to count the change, but Obasan counted it and said strangely: "Only Nine thousand four hundred and twenty yen..."

The little girl was stunned for a moment, then quickly returned the envelope. When she got the change back, she nervously said, "I'm sorry, I thought that was enough."

Obasan was not angry and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, I can change it at any time."

The little girl bowed again, turned and left, passing by Takeshi Nanabahara, and went straight out of the convenience store. Qingjian Liuli also broke through. Just now, she imagined an affectionate TV series about a mother and daughter being forced to separate from a little girl. She murmured somewhat uncomfortably: "What a good child..."

Takeshi Nanahara turned to look at her, shook his head speechlessly, then put the salt, sugar and other condiments he bought on the counter, took out a pink lady's wallet to pay, and borrowed Obasan to count the condiments. When he was calculating the total price, he picked up the envelope, opened it, filled in a 10,000-yen note, and put it back quietly.

His movements did not carry Qingjian Liuli's back. Although he was light and gentle, Qingjian Liuli saw it completely and was stunned for a moment, completely losing his temper.

What happened?

What is this guy doing?