I'm Not a Detective

In a remote corner of Higashi Tamamachi Park, Yuki Kakumaru slammed a black lambskin wallet to the ground. A large number of small objects flew out of it instantly, ranging from shriveled balloons to tangled hidden threads. From the balled-up silk handkerchiefs, they were all worthless street magic props.

It's really unlucky. I thought I met a super fat sheep, but ended up stealing a bunch of inexplicable rags. Then the college students must be crazy. Who carries these rags around all day?

Unlucky, really unlucky, Hirano is a bit evil place, weird things always happen!

Kakumaru Yuki was so angry that she almost spit out her breath. She chased after him and kicked her wallet hard. Suddenly she remembered something, her face changed, and she reached into her secret pocket. Instantly her innocent little face twisted into a perfect crescent moon. A light shadow cast directly over his eyes.

Damn, where's my wallet? Stolen again?

This place in Hirano is really evil!

She passed by Hirano on the day of the Spring Festival and did a few jobs to restore the thickness of her wallet. As a result, all the belongings she had worked hard to accumulate along the way were stolen inexplicably. Afterwards, she recalled it for a long time and could not remember who had done it. , and could only be forced to stay in Hirano for a while to replenish funds.

I finally worked hard for a golden week, and even saved up a sum of money by cheating and cheating. Before I could warm myself up, it was stolen again, and I risked being arrested for working for seven or eight days in vain!

This time she discovered it faster, and unlike the day of the Spring Festival where she had come into contact with too many people, she immediately locked onto the first suspect and even figured out the incident - she reached out to pick up the high school student's wallet. The moment she was highly concentrated, or the moment she felt relaxed after succeeding, someone reached into her secret pocket and took away her wallet.

But the problem is that she didn't realize it at all. With her talent and skills, she shouldn't have done it at all. Even looking back now, in the impression, the high school student never moved.

Could it be that it wasn't him who did it, but the beautiful-looking JK next to him?

So well disguised? He looks naive and reacts very slowly, but is he actually a master?

Kakumaru Yuki thought for a while with a gloomy face, then picked up the black lambskin wallet, wiped off the dirt, put all the broken things back, turned and walked out of the park.

Soon she met two Obasan who were chatting and laughing. She ran over directly, showed a cute smile, and asked loudly: "Auntie, I am looking for a big sister who has helped me and a big sister who has helped me." The eldest brother, they seem to live in this town. Have you seen them? The eldest sister is super beautiful, with good skin, shiny hair, and a slim figure. The eldest brother is also very handsome, and he has laugh lines at the corners of his eyes when he smiles. , They look so gentle, do you know them?"

The two Obasans were completely unprepared for a cute little girl. Without even thinking about it, one of them laughed and said, "You are talking about Liuli's child and the newly moved Qiyuan, right? Those two children are very cute." Enthusiastic. You turn out from here, keep going straight, turn right at the intersection and keep going straight. When you are almost to the next intersection, look carefully on both sides of the road, and you can find their home."

Kakumaru Yuki bowed vigorously, shouted "Thank you, aunt" cheerfully, and turned around to run away. However, when he turned around, his face became gloomy, and he was going to observe the situation first to see what kind of monsters they were - the other party was most likely... A master, or even a gang may commit the crime. There is a crow's nest here. You have mistakenly entered someone else's territory, so you must be careful.

But the matter can never be settled like this. It was her fault to enter someone else's territory by mistake, but the other party should also speak nicely and give the money back!

The two Obasans didn't take it seriously and continued to talk and laugh as they walked to the station. However, the topic turned to Qingmi Ruri and Nanabaru Takeshi, gossiping about whether they were young lovers now and whether they could become a couple in the future.

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"What happened, tell me!"

Takeshi Nanahara has gone home now and is about to go out again with the set of stone sculptures, but Qingmi Ruri refuses to let him go. She holds an umbrella and refuses to give it to him, wondering what happened in the convenience store.

Takeshi Nanahara wanted to pull the umbrella out of her arms, but said angrily: "I've told you, I'm just a second-rate street liar, or at most a part-time third-rate thief, what else do you want?"

Qingjian Liuli still held the umbrella and did not let go, insisting: "Tell me clearly how she cheated at that time. I kept looking at her. She clearly put the money into the envelope. I saw it with my own eyes. She was facing her at that time. She is looking at the cashier, and the cashier must also be able to see it. Her hands are holding the envelope all the time, and there is no room for manipulation. Have you misunderstood her? "

"There's really nothing we can do against you!" Takeshi Nanahara didn't have any other moves. Seeing that Liuli couldn't do anything else and was very strong, he hugged the umbrella tightly and couldn't pull it out, so he took out an empty envelope and tore off a banknote. Small and large pieces of paper, "Just treat this piece of paper as banknotes, okay?"

"No problem." Qingjian Liuli stared at his hand and the envelope tightly, without blinking and never letting go of any small movement.

"I'll give you change. You exchange this big banknote for me, and I'll put the big banknote into the envelope." Takeshi Nanahara replayed the previous scene as he spoke, frowning and licking the seal of the envelope, and then handed the envelope to her, "Change I didn’t give you enough, now give me the change and the big bills to you.”

"Okay." Qingjian Liuli took the envelope, returned the "change" to him, and then asked curiously, "What's next?"

Takeshi Nanabaru made a fuss. He couldn't stand the smell of sealing tape and said angrily: "I'm going out next. Give me the umbrella quickly. It's going to rain soon! If I catch a cold, I'll be the first one to infect you." !”

Qingjian Liuli was stunned for a moment, then she realized what she was doing. She quickly opened the envelope and saw that it was indeed empty, "Money, no, where's the paper? I've been staring at your hand, and the paper was obviously put into the envelope. How did you take it?"

Takeshi Nanahara opened his mouth, and the note was stuck to his tongue, while Qingjian Liuli looked incredulous: "When you licked the seal of the envelope... licked it away?"

It’s really unbelievable, what kind of magic tongue is this?

Takeshi Nanahara shut his mouth, straightened his face and said, "Nonsense, I've obviously returned the money to you, but I didn't expect that I just wanted to change it for a whole dollar, and you still want to blackmail me, I'm going to call the police!"

"You call the police... or something like that, and the money is in your mouth!"

Takeshi Nanahara opened his mouth again to show her, but it was empty, and then continued to speak normally: "Where is the money?!"

Qingjian Liuli asked curiously: "Where's the money?"

Takeshi Nanahara opened his mouth and rolled his tongue. He rolled up the paper that he didn't know how to fold, and then rolled it up from under his tongue. Then he couldn't stand it anymore. He spit out the paper into his hand with a retching sound, and quickly went to the bathroom to rinse with tea. He opened his mouth and sighed: "I'm getting old. I can no longer use this trick. It feels so uncomfortable to lick a clean note now. If it were real money, I would have to spit it out on the spot."

There is no way, now that his sense of taste is too sensitive, he can no longer use almost all the techniques that use his tongue in actual combat, and at most he can only demonstrate them.

Qing Jian Liuli still found it incredible, and couldn't help but exclaimed after following him: "It's so amazing!"

"What's magical? It's a street trick that can't be put on the table. There are dozens of similar tricks. They are specially designed to target small businessmen and hawkers in different situations. They have no style. They just cheat a little and get away." Takeshi Nanahara garbled his mouth and said vaguely, "From now on. If you want to run a small business, you must be careful when collecting money and giving change to avoid being fooled. It doesn't matter if you lose a little money, but if people know that you have been my assistant, it will cause me to lose face too. "

Qing Jian Liuli didn't refute, she nodded obediently, and decided to give a warning if she saw someone coming in for a change for no reason in the future. Then she looked at Takeshi Nanahara suspiciously and said warily: "Have you ever cheated money like this?"

Takeshi Nanahara picked up a towel and wiped his mouth, glanced at her sideways through the mirror, and said unhappily: "I'm talking too much, what kind of lunacy do I have to cheat that small amount of money! I only take the hard-earned money that I deserve and the bastard." That little liar didn’t have anyone to teach her the rules, but I was taught the rules, so don’t confuse me with her.”

After a pause, he narrowed his eyes again and said resentfully, "I don't like these little street liars either. They even cheat other people's hard-earned money. They have no moral bottom line. Such people should be struck by lightning. God is really blind!"

Qing Jian Liuli nodded, thinking that he was right, God should kill them both, but immediately curiously asked: "Since you have discovered that she is cheating, why don't you catch her?"

Takeshi Nanahara threw the towel in the sink and said nonchalantly: "Why should I arrest you? I am not a policeman or a messenger of justice, and I have no responsibility for this world, so I can do whatever I want. When something happens, If I want to meddle in some nosy things, I will do so. That’s my pleasure. If it’s too much trouble, I don’t want to meddle and no one can blame me – I’m willing to do good things because I have a noble character, and if I don’t do good things, it’s my duty. Not the same as you."

Having said this, he smiled and turned to look at Qingjian Liuli, "Of course, you can also want me to be like you. The price of friendship is 10,000 yen. Next time you meet that little liar, I will help you Catch her, whether you want to hang her up and beat her or send her to the police station, it doesn’t matter, I guarantee you’ll be satisfied.”

Seeing that Liuli was a little moved, Qing Qing immediately said: "Ten thousand yen? I have no money now. Can I use Tibetan Fox coins? I can sign a few more Hidden Fox coins."

Well, it will be paid back to next summer anyway, so it doesn’t matter if you pay back a little more, you can use it to do good things!

Takeshi Nanahara refused without hesitation: "Of course not, you have a beautiful idea, your super hair is too powerful, I can't even use up the Tibetan Fox coins in my hand, I will not accept this kind of junk currency again in a short time, you You’d better quickly find a way to recycle some of it and rebuild your credit! When you have money, I will have a sense of justice again!"

As he spoke, he carried his bag and umbrella and went out with a shameless expression of "Only if you have money can I be moral. If you don't have money, I don't care what Wang Ba Sutra you recite." He went to find Gu Duochanghao's house. Daughter, fulfill the deceased’s last wish and ask for a thank you gift for yourself and the Ba Shu family.

Seeing that Liuli couldn't do anything to him, Qing Qing made a small "poof" at his back, washed the towel in the sink, wrung it out and hung it up to dry, and began to scold him in a low voice behind his back: "You don't have any education at all, even after using the towel, If you hadn't hung it up, my mother would have shoveled it away if it were in our house. If you don't catch it, I'll catch it myself next time you see me, as if no one cares about you, what the hell."

She dried the towels and went to collect the small clothes that had been hung in the morning. After all, Takeshi Nanahara said it was going to rain, so she thought it would definitely rain, so she collected them first. Then she put on the piggy apron, took off her socks, and dragged out the vacuum cleaner with her bare feet to clean the house, wipe the tables and stairs, and take the seat cushions to the backyard to pat them. Anyway, these were the tasks that Takeshi Nanahara asked her to do every day. Not very tiring, but trivial.

She has been working for a month and is already a skilled and absolutely qualified housework robot. While doing housework, her CPU still has room for random thoughts.

That kid is indeed very powerful. He can see through everything at a glance. The longer you stay with him, the more powerful you feel about him. It’s just that he refuses to be a good person. Although he has a bottom line in his actions, he will occasionally take the initiative to do some good deeds, such as committing suicide today. He helped the convenience store cashier avoid losses by digging into his pocket, but he found it troublesome, refused to do good things to the end, and took the initiative to fight evil. It was a bit disappointing, and he didn't deserve to be the hero in the novel.

How should I describe a person like him? He is a member of the evil sect. He does both good and bad things and does whatever he wants. He is a really messy guy.

It's such a shame, if only he was a good person.

If he is a good person, he will definitely do a lot of good things. Even if he is not a good person, it would be great if he can listen to me! He is not obedient at all, he only bullies others all day long, and he refuses to take any losses. If others say something to him, he will retaliate dozens of times.

This can't supervise him. Now he doesn't even want Hidden Fox Coins. Is it really too much? We should really find a way to take some back so that if something happens in the future, we can bribe him to do the right thing.

But how to make more money?