I’m Not a Scumbag

To ask casually?

Ah……

I still don't know your men?

If I don't explain clearly, you must think that I am a very casual woman, and you will put me on the blacklist when I go out!

Jiao Jiao couldn't help rolling her eyes and almost couldn't help but say a word.

"what……"

Lin Fang yawned, stretched and stood up, saying, "It's almost there, I'm going to pay the bill and leave, do you want to sit for a while?"

"No, your girlfriend has already settled the bill in advance."

Jiao Jiao pouted and said, "I originally wanted to help you pay for it, but you can get a 50% discount for swiping my face! Unfortunately, she was robbed first!"

"alright……"

Lin Fang nodded and touched his chin involuntarily.

How does he feel that these ex-girlfriends are more positive than each other?

Lin Fang only remembered that he and Meng Zuer went out to pay for the bill together, but he didn't seem to have paid at other times.

Thinking of Meng Zuer, a big star, Lin Fang couldn't help but wanted to shake his head.

They are all women, look at others, and look at you Meng Zuer!

Also a big star!

"Don't go in a hurry!"

Seeing that Lin Fang was really going to leave, Jiao Jiao quickly got up to stop him and said, "We have a party later, I'll take you to play, okay?"

"You dress like this, I dress like this, play together? I'm not going!"

Lin Fang didn't even want to find out what Jiao Jiao was going to play with, just looking at the clothes of the two of them, it was not the same thing.

"Don't worry, we have clothes here! New!"

Jiao Jiao smiled and said, "This bookstore is a bookstore in name, but it is actually our underground party base. Originally, my friend didn't want to make money when he opened the door, so the price was set very high, almost three times that of his peers. Unexpectedly, the popularity is still very strong. We originally owned the entire book, but now there is only one box left!"

"What are you going to play? I'll say it first. I won't touch anything that is too dangerous."

"Oh! What are you thinking! I'm not a fan girl, and I don't touch the things you said!"

Seeing Lin Fang's vigilant gaze, Jiao Jiao gave a dumb laugh and said, "We are a serious hip-hop party, just drinking, chatting, fighting and dancing!"

"I don't know how to dance, so it sounds boring. Let's go..."

Besides, you're all wearing so much, you don't even care about dancing!

Lin Fang glanced at Jiao Jiao's outfit, the more she thought about it, the more boring she felt, and she was ready to leave.

"Don't go! What are you going to do!"

Jiao Jiao looked at Lin Fang arrogantly, and said, "We share a venue with another group, we dance hip-hop, they do fashion veneer dance, what's the big deal, I'll accompany you to veneer dance!"

Fashion veneer dance?

It sounds very NICE, I think it can!

Lin Fang became interested, it doesn't matter whether it is veneer or not, the key is what the ladies wear... Bah!

Very well dressed!

Compared with Jiao Jiao's broad hip-hop style, the ladies who dance the veneer are much better looking!

"Okay... I really don't know how to dance, and you don't have to accompany me. You dance your way. I'll just take a look at it then."

"That won't work!"

Jiao Jiao said seriously: "You are my friend, and maybe I will be my man in the future. If you want to help me guard the Internet cafe, I will definitely dance with you! It's just that I will give you some sweet dates first."

? ? ?

no!

Girl, wake up!

During the day, you started to dream?

Your sweet jujube is just doing a veneer dance with me?

emmmm...it seems to be a little sweet...

No!

I just laid down and told you to eat and you didn't eat. You told me now that I'm your man?

Do you still want me to help you guard the net? I think you are just looking for a free webmaster!

Heh... spit!

Nothing!

"Let's go, I'll take you to meet some friends first!"

Jiao Jiao was very happy to be able to persuade Lin Fang to go to the party together at night. She pulled Lin down the stairs and came to a box in the corner.

There was a sign on the door that read "Heavy work, please do not enter unless you are not." Jiao Jiao didn't even look at it, she just unscrewed the door and walked in with Lin Fang.

The box is very big and looks like a suite, with coffee table, bar, chess and card table, and toilet.

There is also a small room with a sign, which is a dressing room.

At this moment, the sign turned to the "in use" side, and it was obvious that someone was changing clothes inside.

There were three men and one woman sitting outside. Like Jiao Jiao, they all wore loose hip-hop outfits.

"Yo, Jiao Jiao is here? Who is this?"

"my husband!"

Hello!

Girl, don't talk nonsense!

You and I are innocent and we have never touched our hands. When did you become your husband?

Lin put down his conscious steps and felt that he might have come to the wolf's den.

Fortunately, there were both men and women. If they were all women, he would have chosen to run away as soon as possible.

"Cut! Who are you lying to? Just like you, apart from looking like a woman and sounding like a woman, what else is like a woman? You match me pretty well, can this guy like you?"

A boy wearing a black T-shirt with red and white letters, white shorts, and a baseball cap buttoned upside down curled his lips in disbelief.

Lin Fang wasn't sure if the other party was complimenting him, but he could hear it. He was a little interested in Jiao Jiao.

Jiao Jiao put her hand on Lin Fang's shoulder, wanting to hug Lin Fang, but she felt that her height was a little off, but in the end she leaned over by herself, like a bird and a human, and said angrily: "嘤嘤嘤~www.wuxiaspot.com ~She is a down-to-earth little woman, isn't she, husband?"

hiss...

no……

Are all of you women good at acting?

Come on, you don't need to practice your positioning first, do you make a draft?

but……

It's quite enjoyable, hehe...

For a moment, Lin Fang felt that if he had a coquettish wife, it would be pretty good.

"Crack!"

Lin Fang enjoyed it for a while, then was startled by the sound of the locker room door opening, and immediately woke up.

He coughed lightly, glanced at Jiao Jiao, and was ready to deny it. He didn't want to get cold on his mouth, but Jiao Jiao had already covered his mouth with her little hand.

"Brother Lin Fang, please, give me some face, don't expose me!"

Jiao Jiao came close to Lin Fang's ear and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "One of these guys counts as one, but no one is a good person! They all bet that I can't get married, so you can be my husband for a long time. is it okay!"

Ouch!

I really can't stand this little coquettish...

but!

no!

I'm Lin Fang, pure and clean, as cold as frost...

I will never do anything that is not good for me!

"What's in it for me?"

"Another day, if you let me be who you are, I will be who you are. I will wear whatever you want me to wear, and I will make you happy! But let me say it first, you can only see, not touch, and not use! ...for one day only!"

Oh……

Although it was a little bit mean, Lin Fang reluctantly nodded when he thought about Jiao Jiao's one-word horse, cross horse, her coquettish and authentic appearance as a beautiful girl in Jincheng, and thinking about her soft voice.